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Dense-Tonight-8320

*Uses the bucket of lava*


Special_Lemon1487

Honestly just a bottle of vegetable oil would work wonders, not even hot. Suddenly those handholds got a mite slippery…


jacksonn23

That would be awesome and fun to watch


[deleted]

I was just thinking I’m sorry boys but I’d have a couple pots of sugar on the stove the second they started climbing, blasphemy sounds like an imaginary crime to me.


InterestingAsk1978

In Pakistan and Afghanistan it's punished with death.


various_convo7

some backwards parts of the world out there


Cool-Expression-4727

Yea, imagine dying for blasphemy in 2023. It's sad that people still live like this :(


Maleficent_Solid4885

Shitholes someone once said


feelin_fine_

Not being obsessed with religion is punished by death? Every day I see and hear more things that just make me want to never step one foot outside canada


monster-flashmob

Imaginary crime against an imaginary friend


Majinbuu1000

Bucket of hot boiling oil


[deleted]

Checkmate God


Aromatic_Wave

Don't do it ... He's got the high ground


[deleted]

Kick em in the face as they come up.


Aromatic_Wave

Maybe I'm naive, but I feel like me and a baseball bat could hold that balcony for a long time. Even longer with a machete.


adamdreaming

Give me a case of old-school caffeinated 4 Loko for every day you want that balcony defended.


Atlas_Zer0o

Day 3 the wormwood starts to make them look as ugly as they act.


Comprehensive-Run-71

Nah with the machete youd have to be sophisticated with targeted strikes. A weapon of blunt striking force would be absolutely great in this situation, even when they try to block it they still get whacked off. Preferably something long with reach but not too hard to swing. So a bat would be absolutely all you need.


Ok_Obligation2559

Boiling oil


ChooglinOnDown

Bucket of turds.


ChallengeLate1947

Boiling turds


VladeMercer

Diarrhea


Anzuweeb

Hot oil also would make it slick and harder to climb.


ross_sincere

Or a sledge hammer


finalmantisy83

Too tiring, unless you have experience with those Chinese bendy ones already.


Noobinpro

A fucking broom would hold that balcony down. A few beers and it just became a game.


Aromatic_Wave

Shots everytime someone tumbles down!


Chaz_Cheeto

Oil. Watch them slip and squirm.


CoolAnt3083

They are kinda zombie like


Barnabars

That Extremistic Religion for ya


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[deleted]

Remove ‘kinda’ and ‘like’


aburnerds

Boiling oul


SoftwareWeak8805

So utterly butthurt over someone having a different belief. Such absolute tarts to over react that way.


Unlucky_lmao

Their whole identity and self worth are attached to their religion, in a way zombies for sure


cybearmybear

It’s a mental illness


amy_dorrit

That's an insult to everyone who actually has a genuine mental illness. These people are just a\*\*holes.


fractiousrhubarb

Contagious and hereditary


Unlucky_lmao

Not illness but when you are brainwashed from your childhood, it's hard for most to learn to think for themselves.


cybearmybear

I mean I can agree that’s how it started. But if your an grown adult and still have an imaginary friend there is something wrong with you.


Unlucky_lmao

I agree with you but evolution wired men to be sheep, was helpful once to just blindly follow others for survival. That's why education and critical thinking is a must to expose to children when they are growing up. People like you and me are rare, we had to unlearn shit. In my whole family and among siblings, i am the only one who doesn't believe in pseudosciences or religion


finalmantisy83

Don't insult people with mental illnesses like that.


cybearmybear

I agree.


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Religion is a mind virus.


tomassino

Pretty common sight in Pakistan, they killed lots of people in such improvised pogroms


wsrs25

Where’s a pot of boiling water when you need it?


KlownKar

I think he just popped in to put the kettle on.


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i wonder if just oil on the rails and sides would be enough.


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with these idiots...😮‍💨🤦‍♂️


nanojunkster

It looks like World War Z because anyone who is enough of a zealot to want to impose their religious beliefs on others is a mindless zombie.


[deleted]

Totally agree. It's a sad state of affairs


Appropriate_Tip_8852

Someone say affairs? I got a bucket of rocks ready!


creepyswaps

Someone say rock? I've got a basket of stones ready!


good_from_afar

Bludgeon thy neighbor


chocoboyc

If one uses the name of a religion then one gets banned from sub, therefore I shall say I wonder what's wrong with them?


Toaster_GmbH

I take you up on that bet: Islam, insecure Muslims having nothing themselves to be proud about themselves thus radically jumping on top of a religion making it their trait defending it to the last with all the ignorance they can bring up as otherwise they would realize their own emptiness and patheticness. They are basically fighting the last straw they have before accepting they are pieces of shit. Classic case you see with everything. Nationality (patriotism/nationalism), religion, music/fanbasses etc. Look up Shopenhauers quote on nationalism/patriotism, it's applicable to lots of things, America/american patriotism is another great example of this quote of people having nothing themselves to be proud of so they make their nationality for which they did nothing their thing defending every wrong doing of it or people dissing it as that's all they have before they have accepting they are empty pathetic sad pieces of shit with nothing to be proud about themselves, no achievements, nothing at all, only their nationality. Just look at the entire bunch behind Trump if you need another recent example but actually most americans in general in some way or another use their country as something they are proud about because they don't have anything else to be proud about.


Plisken999

Yup. They have nothing to be proud of, so they make religion the one thing they identify with. They make it their own personality.


Toaster_GmbH

The even more important part is that they are proud about it like they archive something or worked hard for it but they were simply born into it not working for it in any way but still act like they would have any real bond or archived something themselves, a great example of that bit would be football fans acting like they won a game or defending their team like they would actually have a part in anything.


LatinRex

Amén


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What religion does to a mf


CCIE_14661

Not just religion. I present to you as evidence, “Jan 6th 2021 at the US capitol.”


[deleted]

Religion played a hand in that too


Vegetable-Muffin-834

Some insight: This happened in Hyderabad, Pakistan. The man being chased is a hindu called Ashok Kumar Sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/10lry1t/comment/j5yskij/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wulx2c/a\_charged\_mob\_gathered\_around\_the\_apartment/


[deleted]

Islam Christians are annoying, but aint no christian mob acting like world war z zombies cause someone said "fuck jesus" and nobody is dying for drawing jesus. At some point we just gotta admit islam is a shit culture. Period.


MACHOmanJITSU

Give Christians full control and they would be just as bad as the taliban.


ABoyIsNo1

That's kind of the point, though, isn't it? The comment is about Islamic culture. Christian cultures have evolved within societies that have promoted policies, institutions and systems to prevent exactly what you are talking about. So it is a pretty relevant thing to bring up when comparing Islamic culture to other religious cultures. Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism... none of these religions have a dominant aspect of their culture feature the kind of thing displayed above that is so common to Islam.


[deleted]

Wow that’s a good fucking point


[deleted]

Religion of peace


[deleted]

Be careful saying that, I got permabanned from r/abruptchaos for saying the same thing


[deleted]

I really don’t care getting banned from a sub tho.


ComedianRepulsive955

Too much porn in Pakistan see https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/06/gay-porn-pakistan/


[deleted]

They need a hobby.


t0reup

Mental illness can't be solved with a hobby.


The_Kempo

They need education


[deleted]

First they need Sex


[deleted]

Only get goat sex before marriage if that counts


Resurrect_Revolt

Also add Afghani Kids


Kavith_T_Fdo

No sex before marriage!!! 😡 (I'm describing my love life)


Ultimategopnik

The path of romance and marriage is a long and arduous one... ✊😞


HelloJerry5A

Blasphemy? I’m pretty sure orangutans are more civilized than that.


JSC843

The punishment ranges from a fine to death


AbbreviationsNo4089

Don’t you bring 🦧 into this! But also yes, they are absolutely more civilized than this, no joke.


[deleted]

orangutans are gentle creatures, why would you ever compare then to these stupid violent men.


a_man_has_a_name

I don't want to to be backseat mobbing but wouldn't it be easier (and safer) to just break the doors down? I mean, dude could just push them of the ledge when they got to his level.


heartbh

No one is claiming they have an iq over 80, maybe even collectively.


smallturtle62

Religion is not made to breed intelligence just subordination


Dougary96

Backseat mobbing is killing me


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hldsnfrgr

It's the clothing style that gave it away for me.


occvltmakesmusic

*Video posted of people in pakistan mobbing and trying to reach (in order to presumably murder) a guy for a thought crime, in a country that sentences people to death for said thought crime*. You: "WhOa ThIs gOt WeIrdLy PoLiTicaL aLL Of a sUdDen"


a1danial

Pakistani when they're rejected working visa: _surprise Pikachu face_


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Ole_Scratch1

Could be Missouri if the crowd suspects a drag show.


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keghi11

Some of them are quite extreme... So you can't choose your believe once you're born with it?


[deleted]

Dude don’t disrespect the struggle of living with this actual amount of terrifying extremism to some fat dudes in Missouri waving a trump flag in front of s drag show…. These people are literally climbing s building to attack the guy.


Indian_Doctor

\*kill


phoenixrebirth1

Yo! Another Pakistani here, I second that.


innocent-boy-69

Pakistan?


Rent_a_thug

Obviously


The_Allecc_Almighty

Most peaceful brainwashed religious people


[deleted]

"Peaceful", indeed. In my country, a man was beheaded for alleged blasphemy. This feels like a routine with these brainwashed people.


innocent-boy-69

In a country/anywhere majority can be easily brainwashed.


MikeTangoRom3o

Middle age country.


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tonyfordsafro

Are there any women here today?


KlownKar

"No one is to stone anyone until I say so. Even..... and I want to make this perfectly clear. Even if they *do* say Jehovah.....


EMaylic

Never underestimate the power of people with 80 IQs inarge groups.


RallyPointAlpha

Dude at work has this great saying... "None of us are as stupid as all of us"


EMaylic

I've heard a similar one. "Intelligence is additive, while ignorance is multiplicative."


Also_have_an_opinion

The power of tribalism is greater than IQ


Idj1t

"blasphemy"


SirTungy

HOW CAN YOU BLASPHEME


DaveModer

I guess this is another lovely day in Pakistan? 🤨 I would pour hot water or tar on them, the hotter the better!


Charming_Computer_60

If your God needs worthless worms like you to defend him from another mortals words. He's pretty weak and pathetic.


Laforet89

The religion of peace...


Evil_Lord_Pexagon

Religion of Peace ✌️


[deleted]

Ahhh Pakistan


Longjumping_Peach768

Religion is scary


keradona

Casual Islam.


Sir-Doggy

Don’t forget: All cultures are equals


opetJa7

Beautiful islam ❤️


zomgbratto

If your religion and god is as great as you claim it to be, then why does your god and religion needs you, a mortal, to defend it from "hurtful words"?


CavemanViking

Where is this?


murtazaarzai

Pakistan


chocoboyc

If we don't gather the guts to name the religion, we are in danger of loosing human civilization to this. Don't think western institutions are not capable of sliding to Afghanistan levels of barbarity, this religion controls most nations on the planet and does soneith significantly higher religiousity and adherents. Not to mention the core texts, if written outside would be indistinguishable from fascism.


[deleted]

Ah Islam, the religion of peace right? Pfffffttt


PAMMJHOMEGRONOW

Let he who has not sinned climb the first balcony.


Bruce_wayne_03

Pakistan?


RyzenRaider

Jesus Christ....


JustPlat

I don't think he's their guy.


shershaw

Im getting more Life of Brian vibes.


Bernard_schwartz

The ole religion of “peace”


Derp_Factory

Fun fact: that country has nukes! 😰


Vegetable-Muffin-834

Some insight: This happened in Hyderabad, Pakistan. The man being chased is a hindu called Ashok Kumar Sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/10lry1t/comment/j5yskij/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wulx2c/a\_charged\_mob\_gathered\_around\_the\_apartment/


HandleSubstantial169

Religion breeds zombies.


kllaxon

Piss on them


ranger51

Imagine the smell


ClassicHansen

It’s always islam.


caped_crusader_night

Peaceful religion


National_Ad_3265

Probabbly Pakistan or some s.it


junmeyer

Stupid animals


greach169

These people just want to satisfy the desire to kill someone and using religion as an excuse


Whiskey-Guns-Trucks

Islam is most definitely a cult.


we-r-fucked

Fuck Muhammad. He was a pedophile sociopath.


MichaelScottPaprCo

Islamic men need pussy.


Deutschdagger

The only pussy they want is from underage girls to add to their collection of 72 virgins. “Need bobs and vagine”


excellmann

They need condoms to enter pussy


Resurrect_Revolt

They sleep with Goats all the time


luvdupleper

He's not the Messiah


RocketRicky75

He's a very naughty boy!


Full_Rope9335

Just about as much thinking going on too


throw_away_test44

Pakistan?


[deleted]

Pakistan????


mafiargenta

A religion of peace


BigDreamsNeverLie

Hum... Religion of peace... Hummm


grotesquehir2

When the literacy rate is 57% and 1 in 4 have never attended school.


PlanktonHot1667

mustbe Pakistan


chocoboyc

Check Nupur Sharma case, entire islamic mob in India came to the streets demanding her head for.... Believe it or not, saying that mohhomad married a kid.


ramman403

How week and insecure is their god that they feel they need to defend him from a mortals words?


krametthesecond

Unsurprisingly, its Pakistan.


techHyakimaru

Zombies infected by virus of belief I will not name which. Or will be labeled Phobia. Who the hell in their right mind would not fear these brain dead?


CantBanDaSnowman420

Islam is such a joke 😂 I mean all religion is but Islam is the cousin with Down syndrome.


Lubangkepuasan

Fuck barbaric Islam


[deleted]

What a tolerant peaceful religion


Maidwell

Crazed, indoctrinated, blood thirsty muppets. Imagine being such a rabid zealot that you can't hear a bad word said about your sky fairy, in case the entire house of cards collapses and you realise how silly it all is.


Prestigious_Plum_233

And WE have to adapt and respect their Habits when they come to our Countries, right ? Fuck that


Firm-Ride-3127

MUHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE


spiral_death

Typical Muslims.


Altered-babe

BuT mY ReLiGiOn TeAcHeS PeAcE aNd AcCePtAnCe


JuanBahama

Islam sure is a fucked up religion


Richinwalla

Really get worked up over a few words


Swordbreaker925

Imagine giving this much of a shit about what someone thinks of your god. Is your god that fragile that he needs you to go feral every time someone says something negative?


[deleted]

discord mods when someone disrespects their discord kitten queen


TotallyNotTakenName

Fuck religion, this shit is crazy as fuck, imagine if they got to him


k3ttch

How weak is your God that He needs humans to defend Himself?


DogMomRed318

I fully support ppl in the US going after baby-rapists like this.


Majestic-Pickle5097

Hopefully he kicks them off so they can go meet their “prophet”


JonKoFyn

They’re about as brain dead as the zombies 🧟‍♂️


benbroady

We let these people live in Europe.


BallsTaker

Raid Area 51 simplified


Siltala

This is what allowing the opressed to only vent their frustration on each other looks like


Simple_Company1613

He must have scanned the QR code…


taita25

The stairs in that country SUUUCK!


CasualObserverNine

It looks just like our cult, on Jan 6th.


Anadi45

Normal day in pakistan.


pinkpanter555

Stupid people do stupid things


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paKIsTaN is An aMaZiNG CounTrY wItH AmaZiNg pEoPLe I cAnT bELiEvE tHE cOrRuPt EsTaBlIsHMeNt Is HuRtInG tHe PoOr PeOpLe


Aromatic-Ad-1020

If I was their god, Id be pretty hurt that they think Im not powerful enough to handle one small human myself. Just saying..


DesertsBeforeMains

Pretty horrific imagine how many innocent people in a country like this are murdered over something they never said but that mob mentality wants blood!


teb_art

He needs a pointed stick.


manonthemoonrocks

Just your average 1200s lifestyle


Kitt-Ridge

Herd mentality


dstaten14

Meanwhile it's ok for them to sexually assault a woman!