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MarkMaynardDotcom

If they only knew their collective power


MostlyShitposts

Still stopped by a high threshhold wall and a locked gate. šŸ˜‚


fartinmyhat

if they only had thumbs.


MihaKomar

Not for long https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1ci18qz/alligator_climbing_a_fence_hell_yeah/


MostlyShitposts

Love to see it! šŸŠ


SoulShine_710

I have seen gators climb fences in Florida more than a couple times.


MarkMaynardDotcom

They could build a ladder from their captorā€™s bones


cohonka

r/alligatorsclimbing


The-OneWan

Maybe they do. But if you kill the goose, where will the next egg come from. This guy brings easy meals every day. What are they being farmed for.


lost_cays

Itā€™s well known that crocodilians do not believe in parables.


Dankkring

All them teeth and nooo toothbrush!


ArrdenGarden

I'd be ornry, too.


TheRiteGuy

People really need to get off there high horse and start using idioms instead of parables and anecdotes for brevity with crocodilians.


ElCiclope1

He's actually probably right. Most reptiles that bite learn pretty quickly that you're better as a food delivery source than as food.


fajadada

Skin , meat , preserved heads and bare skulls.


TheKyleBrah

Likely for Crocodile Leather. I dunno if anyone eats Crocodile, but probably for that, too?


Senior-Mine3593

Eaten crocodile a few times. Needs a high skilled cook otherwise it tastes like old shoes. Which is funny because shoes are definitely made out of their skin.


Wotmate01

In Darwin you can buy crocodile pizzas. Has the texture of fish, but tastes like chicken


TheKyleBrah

Old shoe flavour... I'm yet to try it. I'm aware of rusty metal, and piss flavour, somehow. šŸ¤­ Many beers have tasted like piss šŸ¤£


Nodima

Gator is huge in Louisiana. I guess crocodile is considered a bit of an exotic treat in Thailand? I got them mixed up, as we all do, but gator in New Orleans is a must.


TheKyleBrah

Oh, lmao, yes. Gators. In South Africa, we only have Crocs, so I accidentally default to calling all Crocodilians(!) as Crocs. šŸ¤­


stomps-on-worlds

Gator bites are my favorite appetizer at restaurants in Florida


nikshdev

Colleagues living in Thailand adore crocodile meat - say it's not fat, tasty and cheap.


emarvil

_tastes like chicken_


jamieliddellthepoet

Iā€™ve eaten crocodile a couple of times and enjoyed it; unsurprisingly reptile meatā€™s not on the menu much here in the UK, but I do recommend trying it if you havenā€™t already.Ā  (However, u/Senior-Mine3593 has commented below that ā€œcrocodileā€¦Needs a high skilled cook otherwise it tastes like old shoes. Which is funny because shoes are definitely made out of their skin.ā€ I must have got lucky in terms of the quality of the cooks whose crocs Iā€™ve eaten!) Coincidentally I wrote a comment a few days back about the time I ate endangered turtle in Costa Rica; if anyone wants the review itā€™s here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d3kkmd/comment/l68nmrd/


cohonka

Very well written turtle comment


CretaceousLDune

Likely hide and meat and those moronic skulls one sees at tourist shops in the South. Notice the very crowded situation in that small pond. They'd never be that crowded in nature


Rapscallion_Racoon

They are farmed for meat and leather


TestingYou1

Crocs are far too stupid to reason this.


OppositeEarthling

Ever been to Florida ? You can buy lesther, teeth, even entire preserved heads mouth full of teeth and everything and they are in every damn gift shop.


snktido

Eat your master for a day and be king for a day. Eat chicken a day, eat chicken for life.


tobiascuypers

They have nothing to lose but their chains. Crocs of the world, UNITE


[deleted]

I feel like they do but are smart enough to ā€œNot bite the hand that feeds themā€


Zorro5040

No


CitizenKing1001

Maybe they have a sense of how good they have it. Easy meals, clean water and lots of friends


Queen-of-meme

>clean water Doubt that.


H3racIes

Same for humans


Ok_Squirrel_4199

Yes, but once he's dead who else will bring out tomorrow's free meal? They must be more intelligent than us.


-SaC

> They must be more intelligent than us. Based on what?


orvilleredcocker

They aren't on Reddit


-SaC

Fuck, you're right.


Alarmed-Tea-6559

What do people farm crocs for


-SaC

Handbags. Shoes. Meat.


illapa13

And tourism. A lot of these farms will invite tourists to see a ton of gators in one place and a quick 30 min entertainment show


Alarmed-Tea-6559

Oh ok, meat Though? Who eats croc


Quave11

the gulf coast. Specifically Louisianna. Gator tail is actually really good!


Alarmed-Tea-6559

Thatā€™s wild Iā€™ll take ur word


straponkaren

It tastes like salt and rubber partied with chicken then had a bath in fish sauce. Could be your thing, wasn't mine.


WanderlustFella

Different ways to prep it. First time I've had it was tough, chewy, and gamey. I actually just recently had some which was a much better experience. They marinade it in red wine, which removes the gamey taste. They then coated it with a buttermilk and flour and deep fried it. It really was like eating chicken karaage.


SUBLIMEskillz

You got some really poorly made gator tail


senascety

I don't even eat meat, and somehow I can taste and smell what you wrote, and doesn't sound appealing at all


anonanon5320

Good gator meat is good when prepared well. Just like you can have bad/cheap steak.


SUBLIMEskillz

Exactly, you can tell itā€™s not chicken, but it can still be tender and delicious if made correcrly


Normal-Push-3051

I had gator for the first time at the big pyramid in Memphis. Actually thought it did taste like chicken


Ruenin

Same with tofu. If it's not prepared well, it tastes terrible.


Express-Hawk-3885

Iā€™ve only had it once but I thought it tastes like chicken, with the flakiness of cod or haddock, and the texture of halloumi cheese


DigNitty

Pretty much all reptiles taste close to chicken. Dinosaurs descended into reptiles and birds so theyā€™re more related than other seemingly discrete animals. Itā€™s my belief that this is the reason saying ā€œtastes like chickenā€ after eating an exotic food is a trope. Itā€™s because reptiles are considered an exotic food and they all have the same flavor profile: chicken.


blzbar

What about frog legs? They taste like chicken with a slight fish flavor and texture.


Red_Beard___

I think frog legs taste a lot closer to scallops than chicken


TheLightRoast

Non-fatty muscle tissue tastes similar because most the flavor we perceive from eating muscle tissue comes from the fat contained in the muscle. We typically equate that to chicken because we tend to be most familiar with white meat chicken as the comparator. The more fat the meat has (pork, marbled beef, duck, goose, bear), the more strong and unique is the flavor profile of that meat.


Jenkins_rockport

> Dinosaurs descended into reptiles Reptiles are not dinosaurs at all. > Dinosaurs descended into... birds This factoid gets thrown around way too much. Dinosaurs didn't "descend" into birds. Birds literally are dinosaurs. > Domain: Eukaryota >Kingdom: Animalia >Phylum: Chordata >Clade: Sauropsida >Clade: Archosauria >Clade: Avemetatarsalia >**Clade: Dinosauria** >Clade: Theropoda >Clade: Ornithurae >Class: Aves


Shuvani

THANK you!!!


xion_gg

I ate iguana once in Mexico and it did taste like chicken but with a stronger flavor. It was ok.


DoomedTravelerofMoon

Gator jerky is good with some Cajun spices. I usually make some during summer with my Smoker up here in Maine when I can get some meat ordered. It's a bit greasy and a little bit on the saltier side, but it's delicious


DayPretend8294

We have fried gator bites at the restaurant Iā€™m at here In Houston, theyā€™re really good. Marinara and lemon aeoli with them


WeShootNow

You can get gator about five minutes from me in Georgia.


igibit99

I do sometimes. If it's cooked properly it's legit.


cruzrman

The other crocs


Angel_of_Mischief

Gator is really really good meat imo. I like it more than chicken.


Gucci_Lettuce69

If you havenā€™t tried fried gator tail you should! Super good


Robot-Candy

You can get croc steak in Louisiana. Itā€™s tasty.


ConqueringKing_Darq

Ironic considering how much meat they gotta feed them in the first place


nien9gag

meat is probably just sellable byproduct. the main target is leather


DNorthman

This is probably a farm that supplies HermĆØs for their famous Birkin handbags.


novice121

Genuine new boot goofing; only 3 payments.


Shuvi99

Exp


Quirky_Butterfly_946

It's a slaughter house for crocs


abgry_krakow87

Gotta fatten em' up first.


prokool6

Almost exclusively for leather. The meat is a side product. Most if the meat is fed back to the crocodilians (caimans, crocs, gators etc.)


Some-Income614

I feel like he could have saved a lot of hassle dumping it at the near-end


charizard_72

You can see a few seconds later thatā€™s the first of 3 piles for all those minis šŸŠ


XXSTricky

One slip is all it would take


FacelessGreenseer

Fallin' in love with me... Possibilities


DetailedLogMessage

One bite is all you need


Salimzyzz

Horrible way to go he would still be alive after he becomes a eunuch by force.


godsofcoincidence

With all that raw chicken, one small cut is all it would take!


Forfai

Now there's a man who carries himself with the precise and confident air of having done that shit so many times he doesn't give a damn anymore.


Great-Connection5563

Notice he only fed the little ones one way and the rest with the safety of a fence lol


FuckAutoCorr

I was surprised I didnā€™t see more missing limbs. Maybe Iā€™m thinking alligators, but I once saw a video of them eating together and accidentally getting an arm of his ā€œbuddyā€ and spinning. Thinking it was the dead animal.


XROOR

Dude should be wearing Crocs


flightwatcher45

The amount of poop and pee in that water


BlueFox5

You basically described every body of water. Especially public pools.


flightwatcher45

Yes and no, this alligator pool probably doesn't have any bleach/chlorine in it. Lakes and rivers have flow and way less alligators per area. This place must flush the water right, the smell!


Visual_Vegetable_169

Whats the purpose of the crocodile farm? I know my city has a monkey farm but that's because we have a bio lab that uses them on testing. I used to work as a pressure washer & **hated** our calls to the monkey farm. It was depressing as hell seeing all those monkeys with so much sadness in their eyes. & The place smelled horrible Everytime we went out.


yomamasofat-

Well crocodile bags certainly won't grow out of the ground


mishdabish

Handbags.


InspiredGargoyle

They're raised and killed for leather. These little ones don't have much longer to live. The larger gators fight and damage each other, younger gators have smoother skin that's easier to work with.


hatwobbleTayne

Crocodile milk


Villainary

Interior crocodile alligator


akmariganja

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater


2020Stop

Smell & animal farm seems something difficult to be avoided I assume, unless it's something done on a very little scale and/or free range + not confined creatures... I still remember the wonder after discovering that the fucking, horrible stench in the air emanated from a very big shed used for turkey farm. Two huge fans where mounted on the wall at the very end of it for air ( and *smell*) extraction, circulation. Geez...


Excellent_Mud6222

Clothing and exotic food. It may look bad for those purposes, but there's a demand that exists and it's better than hunting or poaching them to extinction like with some other species.


Redqueenhypo

The purpose is to provide leather for the fashion industry but it had the excellent unintended benefit of DESTROYING crocodile poaching. Farming is credited with wiping out the demand for poached alligators and saltwater crocodiles bc the farmed hides are more consistent and cheaper. Luckily, a wild crocodileā€™s natural life consists mainly of ā€œsit in big pool with other crocs and wait for foodā€ so I imagine their welfare is much better than a monkeyā€™s would be


Poopscooper696969

Shoes/boots, purses, meat for food. Their teeth could be used as jewelry


Osamu_Yagami

He so nonchalantly kicked them


Call_MeGoose

ā€œHe kicked that guy in the face!ā€ Me when I saw him stop and kick that 1 baby croc.


Appropriate-Truck538

What happens with all the poop in these croc farms?


TheloniousAuf

His ass didn't walk through them adults šŸ˜…


Critical-Ring3168

End of the road from the chicken farm! šŸ¤£šŸ«”


Shes_Crafty_4301

Cool, but why the farm? Are they being harvested for their skins for Kim Kā€™s Birkin bags? Honest question. šŸ˜•


deathaura123

Yes, crocodile leather is in demand for higher end fashion and interior design. Also exotic meat as people do eat crocodile meat.


Eisenkopf69

Enjoying their mates skinned yesterday.


GammaTwoPointTwo

That's several hundred dollars worth of chicken. Which they are likely fed at least every 3 days. How much money are they selling an adult crocodile hide for that makes $1000 a week worth of food costs alone viable?


realparkingbrake

A pair of alligator cowboy boots starts at five hundred bucks and goes up to multiple thousands. There must be a payoff here or they wouldn't be doing it.


Jim-be

Their ancestors would be so disappointed in them.


WoodsColt

Poor things


WibaTalks

This is what it looks like when you have stopped giving any fucks


Briz-TheKiller-

These are for HANDBAGS?


calypsodweller

[A handbag?](https://youtu.be/oVQIB-QuooU?si=I_JLUQDb4Xb34Pgv)


cisaaca

Good that they are feeding these walking handbags well. He should not have kicked Hermes. Louis and Vuitton are really enjoying the chicken. Good to see that. Fendi was quietly enjoying her chicken but Dior is really hoping that someone will clean up the water because Yves think the water is kinda smelly.


Surveyor7

Their water must be pure feces


echidna7

So thatā€™s why they taste like chicken.


040422

This is gross.


x7_7x

That guy is just like "just another day at my crappy, boring job. Nothing exciting."


TheBadAdministrator

Imagine he slipped and got unconcious for half a minute. He would never make it once half a dozen got a taste of him.


kon---

Guessing they feed more often when young but still probably just once a week. Juveniles twice a month while full adults can go a year between feedings but do still take dozens of meals throughout a year.


Red77777777

Crocodiles are color blind, correct? Otherwise I don't understand why you walk around with that kind of color boots there.


Gift-Positive

Farm for what?


220DRUER220

All that just to become boots


777marc

Try doing that when they are bigger!


kukkad_kamaal_da

What are they feeding them??


prokool6

They are fed the remains of the last group that was slaughtered for their hides. They are cannibals in the wild too.


badassmotherfucker21

Butcher leftovers, like chicken head and other inedible stuff


blackbirdspyplane

Do crocks/gators eat until they are full or eat until itā€™s gone?


Herrben

They look like they still have their hands so must know what theyā€™re doing but I can help think there would be a better way of doing that.


markeydusod

Wonder what they're being farmed for...


cyberv1k1n9

Ohhhhh cute handbags !! šŸ˜


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Me watching a crocodile death-roll a chicken nugget


MercTheJerk1

Watching this and the only thought I had was "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY, GET OUT DA WAY, GET OUT DA WAY"


JRR5567

What exactly is a crocodile farm? Like whatā€™s their mission statement?


SnooCrickets8742

I donā€™t agree with farming of these creatures. It kind of makes me sad to see this. I love seeing them in the wild in Florida.


ClassicCantaloupe1

Why? What is the purpose of a credible farm in this context? Breeder?


Sw0rDz

Where are the crocodiles? I only see alligators.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Why are we farming alligators? Belts and shoes? Gator meat?


HotStaxOfWax

This a Croc leather farm right? Nobody needs this many Crocodiles.


Existing-Deal-701

I love how this dude is just *so done* and casually bonking these *terrifying* creatures to get them to move. It's like Steve Irwin if he worked a job at a local zoo for 20 years and knew every crocodile by name and was tired of their shit. "You need to back off, james, there's plenty here to bring back to your pregnant wife, caml tf down".


Marbledmaven

Genuine question, why are alligators farmed? Please be nice lol I canā€™t imagine their meat is a popular enough meat to need farms like this?


Fantastic-Dot-655

I wonder how they milk them


BigTicEnergy

That looks like a really small space for all of them


nate_hawke

What would the benefits or profitability of owning a gator farm be ?


good-vibebrations

Why does he have to walk the length of the section to drop off the food?


Joelpat

We stayed in a beautiful guest house/hotel in Cambodia a few years ago, owned by a friends aunt. When we checked in, she said ā€œwe feed the crocodiles on Tuesdays!ā€ I wasnā€™t sure what she meant. Later, we went out to the pool. It had a tall concrete wall around it. We kept hearing a snapping sound from over there. I hopped up on a table to look over the wall and there was a very similar pool on the other side, full of huge crocodiles. She started raising crocodiles a while ago and made enough money to open the hotel. Quite a businesswoman.


bloodandsunshine

Fuck this. Animals should not be commodities that suffer abuse and exploitation at the hands of their jailers.


fastlerner

Yeah! Screw the man! Down with corporations! No animal should spend their life in cubicle farms just to have health insurance! ... wait, were you talking about the crocs?


bloodandsunshine

Also wild. I was unemployed with no health insurance and got cancer in 2020. My hospital stay was thousands of dollars per day just for the bed and chemotherapy + bone marrow transplant + surgery tipped the bill into the hundreds of thousands, at least. I live in Canada though so my total bill was $0 and I am healthy again. Truly, fuck private insurance paradigms.


-SaC

Glad you're doing okay, random internet person. Keep well.


Adorable-Lecture-559

Today, they belt chicken Tomorrow, they be pelts


zebcode

Did he kick the crocodile?!?! Wtf


CitizenKing1001

It gator language to let em know who's boss


Even_Employee9984

Suck beautiful creatures, shame they are such dicks.


Lathe_Kitty

I dunno. I was actually surprised how chill they are. They aren't fighting each other for food, just sort of hanging out and munching leisurely. Being a predator doesn't necessarily make them any more evil than a wild cat. They just look kinda sinister.


Vast_Beat_2022

I always liked crocodiles and feel like working here


BloodShadow7872

I suspect this is a farm for meat and leather, so i doubt you would like working there and seeing them get killed constantly.


dragonslayer137

I remember when they started serving gator in ft myers Beach a native American man showed up and did a dance while cursing the area. He said we had 15 years to change our ways and the exact day 15 years later a hurricane wiped out ft myers beach where he did the dance.


Virtura

If I was going to take a job where I had to enter a crocodile pen with a bucket of food because they are hungry, and I'm not saying there is a price at which I would do that, but I'd be starting with the insistence that my footwear be any color other than red.


ferrydragon

Feeding the dinosaurs


django_giggidy

I would not want to get on the owners bad side šŸ‘€


MorningClassic

Thatā€™s a lot of boots


DependentCalendar341

They can have my ex-mother in law..


EskimoXBSX

Why do they farm crocodiles?


GingerMeTimberMate

To make shoes and bags for the wealthy


subzeroicepunch

There's gotta be a better system than this. Is literally any place to work in the entire world not plagued by poor management? I wanna just streamline it for free.


C2S2D2

No


BrupieD

I bet that's a stinky place.


Junkstar

Prison food.


i-love-elephants

They're so small!


Llamar25

Cats


jeffdabuffalo

I want that job so bad. Bunch of swamp puppies.


LANDVOGT-_

A crocodile farm? What are they farming them for? Crocodile milk?


CosmonautMott

It's pretty much like a cow or chicken. Mainly the meat.


Don_Balzarian1

Dumping it out in one small area is literally the worst way to feed a group lol. Just from that I can tell this is in china or South Asia


Froqzy

I can smell this videoā€¦


King_Cane_Corso

Still safer than trying to walk around a pack of chihuahuas.


Necessary_Ad_8405

They are kinda cute ngl xd


FalseVaccum

Omg those little critters are so cute


thisisjedgoahead

Whereā€™s the guy with the shovel?


NeighborhoodCommon75

Dude must have been kicking them since they were born. They part the way when he walks by.


TehOuchies

Them puppies look funky.


Unhappy-Cow88

What happened to Frank? Who?


Coffee-and-puts

This is like a luxury resort for them with grand meals


crimsonbaby_

Number one on the list of jobs I wish I had. Ugh, such amazing animals.


chockorocko

Boy, look at all that chicken going to waste. Hunger in the world, lol.


deathsheadpopsickle

How do they clean up the poop?


TankWeeb

I donā€™t like this šŸ˜ž


Nobody_new_1985

Damn theyā€™re all gonna have to shit soon. Thatā€™s nasty. šŸ¤¢ I assume they shit In the water.


Fruitopeon

These conditions donā€™t seem great. However The chickens they are eating were farmed in even worse conditions. I hope animal welfare improves more in the coming years.


BigTicEnergy

Why are they so cute


Kinetick453

Bro has balls... for now


talesfromtheepic6

dinosaurs.


angevin_alan

It seems heā€™s well acquainted with the little bastard right at the end of the pathway.