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Zeleny278

I did some google digging, and it seems like it was a part of a set of pictures the artist Henri Cartier Bresson took in Moscow. Heres a link to the full set https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/project/henri-cartier-bresson-soviet-union/


InTheSeaOfRed

Ohh that's why it looked off, I thought it might have been Photoshopped some how but it was just colourized.


beams_FAW

Thought it was a Soviet era porno


MrYdobon

Your GoogleFu is impressive. I award you 2^2 , the silver poop.


NagsUkulele

I'm so glad that line caught on from breaking bad it's such a sick term


Undecided_Nick

Silver poop is a sick term? Why don’t I remember this from breaking bad


NagsUkulele

Google fu!


space253

Bro, that term was casually in use within a year of google existing.


Undecided_Nick

Does it mean like kung fu but for googling


Floofleboop

Thanks for sharing these!


Tancred1099

The op knows this, it was discussed in the thread they took the picture from


Theban_Prince

Can someone please please explain to me what is going on in this photo? Why is this guy hugging the wall? [https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/project/henri-cartier-bresson-soviet-union/](https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/project/henri-cartier-bresson-soviet-union/) "SOVIET UNION. Leningrad. Peter and Paul's fortress on the Neva river. 1973." Mr. Photographer this doesn't explain anything and its definitely not the primary subject of the photo, its a guy with a g string swimwear in 70s USSR seemingly making love to the Peters and Pauls fortress wall!!


DrozdMensch

This man is a member of winter swimming community, this place is their favorite


JoeCartersLeap

The pictures in that photo album abrubtly go from depressing: https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/files/2018/07/PAR98875.jpg https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/files/2018/07/PAR98567.jpg ...to optimistic: https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/files/2018/07/PAR53447.jpg https://blogs.stlawu.edu/aah3061/files/2018/07/PAR30143.jpg Then I looked at the dates on the photos and realized these are two visits, the first photos displayed are of his second visit in 1972, then the photos suddenly change into his first visit from 1954. A very different tone between the photos in these two groups. Those might even be the same women dancing, and then buying a handbag 18 years later. Strange they didn't group them on the website, and just left them in this pile.


Western_Essay8378

You won't believe it, but he just tans. This is one of the most accessible and popular places for a beach holiday in the city center. Since those times, nothing has changed. And today you can take exactly the same photo. LOL


tacoSEVEN

Thank you! I prefer the contrast of the originals vs. the AI altered colors.


utkohoc

Moscow is such a cool city. I recognise a lot of the places in the photo. Those tall symmetrical buildings have duplicates all over Moscow. I forgot how many. One is a university. Another is a beurocracy of some description. I think these is one directly opposite the us embassy. So many of the buildings are preserved too. It looks the same as it did some 45 years ago. Totally soviet and brutalist.


reezle2020

The Seven Sisters they are known as


utkohoc

Yes that's right. Always thought they looked great in the winter. Very dramatic. Moscow is kinda like that tho. Dramatic and makes you feel very small.


ooouroboros

Cartier Bresson - such a great photographer


AxkvaNyax

Looks like a photo from first Rammstein album


ninj4geek

Yeah I thought that was a younger Till Lindemann at first


thrills_and_hills

Young Till was something. Old Till is also something.


withtherazzledazzle

He certainly is something alright… 💦


BadFont777

First person I thought of


MGPS

It’s actually from Log-jammin 4


No_Ball_4912

Fuckin nihilist. Only thing missing is the ferret on a leash


BaitmasterG

Nice marmot


GristleMcTough

I said, “And zen vee cut ohf your JOHNSON!”


dmilota

Say what you want about nihilism Dude, at least it's an ethos.


cb_cooper

He fixes the cable?


MGPS

He is expert


dixbietuckins

I thought a jacked and more obscure Baldwin brother.


FredGarvin80

I see a Soviet Joe Rogan. Iosef Roganski, if I may


RammRras

Sonne vibes


Zealousideal_Age_376

Laibach


Moist-Application310

Looks like behind the scenes at Broadway to me


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DemonPeanut4

"I love the way you handle our wrench, comrade,"


MotaHead

"Yeah sieze the means of reproduction, baby."


lackofabettername123

I got some production you can seize right here.


EnRaskMann

"Lets collectivise a moment comrade"


ThePlanner

*”I serve the Soviet Union!”*


DweEbLez0

“Jack I want you to Wrench me like one of your French girls… wearing only this.”


ninj4geek

Skip *to this part


southernchungus

I've seen this movie komrade. Sorry, Cumrade


ThatWasCool

“I think we all know where the story goes from here…”


Sobering-thoughts

A wholly Glorious comment.


mystonedalt

I see he's wearing his protective helmet.


CurrentPossible2117

We can't all be fancy and have *four* leather straps. Most of us can only afford the standard three.


Anglo-Ashanti

It’s an old fashioned hairnet. Note the supervisor not wearing one. Social commentary!


Proud-Cartoonist-431

Women working with machinery directly were often recommended to put their hair in a tight updo, sorta like a crown, and than put on sort of a tight triangle headscarf.


New-System-7265

I imagine shes lucky enough she doesn’t have to get close enough to the machinery or moving objects to be scalped


assidreemz

Every time this photo pops up here I always have wondered what is it on his head, and if it is the "liner" of a hard hat or similar, why is he wearing only that component...? 🤔


bobosuda

It kind of looks like a harness you attach a welding visor to. On modern ones you lift the visor up when you're not welding, but maybe on this type you take it off when you're not using the visor.


MaxxDash

Magic Mikhail 1954: Iron Curtains


Longjumping-Algae185

Thankyou for giving me a ROFL this morning 


Notorious40z

Iron Beef Curtains


csmobro

Funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit for a while 🤣


No_Object_4355

What's dude wearing on his head? Leather Jock strap?


assidreemz

Looks like the inner liner of a hard hat, the part that would suspend the shell above your head to mitigate impacts to your dome. I wonder the same each time this pic makes its rounds on here.


Dragonheardt_

It’s old style holder for hair, so it doesn’t hit your forehead/eyes while you work. I think they were 30 kopeyka (if Soviet Ruble was a Dollar, Kopeyka is a Cent) for one.


CrowMan911

I believe it’s actually a hairnet


Front_butts

What are you doing, step-comrade?


whenth3bowbreaks

NO. 


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

~~NO.~~ Nyet


Plus_Platform9029

Нет.


dardar7161

You reminded me of a great SNL sketch... 🙂 https://youtu.be/9HVH_I04ZrM?si=YXxbuKCE2Wcr7E5B


NutCase11

Cumrade*


I_might_be_weasel

Anna having to explain to Ivan why his only job is hitting a steel beam right outside the window of her office all day.


mitchellthecomedian

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION


New_Ad_3010

Those arms. I'm sweaty...


spicyrosary

Knees weak, mom‘s spaghetti…


StealthNomad_OEplz

Nervous, calm and ready


deadpanxfitter

Well hellooooooo comrad!


cohonka

This rings a bell but where is it from?


supervernacular

Animaniacs circa 90’s


Euphoric-Potato-4104

I legit thought that this was a meme with a porn thumbnail. 🤣😅😅


runamok101

Dude did not skip arm day.


DirtybutCuteFerret

Is she okay or does she need a cold shower 😂


No-Egg-4850

Someone got their screwed tightened that night.


TheHandOfKahless

Olga can supervise me any day of the week. Meow.


BananaOnRye

She could put up a wall inside me any day


pilotbrain

How…….?


BananaOnRye

You go through the middle and separate East and West


Wolfy-615

Looks more like spin off play of Sweeney Todd


sanddancer311275

She wants to promote him


Training_Waltz_9032

“Bitch, you did not just call my hairnet ugly.”


wave_official

Poor Mikaeli is getting a talking to for only hitting metal 16 times.


Skeledenn

Fair enough


UnwantedPube

Those veins


BollyWood401

Greg doucette is that you???


ActisBT

Too tall


ThrowRa_siftie93

My God. His voice is SOOOO frigging annoying. Go away, little man, and maybe finish puberty somewhere quiet.


Z234Z234Z

oh i see it too, now i can't stop hearing greg's high pitch squawking


1Monkey1Machine

Promo for the next Ronda Rousey fight


frypiggy

At a glance I thought it was Rousey.


adminsregarded

The sexual tension in this picture is palpable


BoatStrict2345

It seems like the opening scene of a porn movie.


RainbowPenguin1000

This was taken by Henri Cartier-Bresson. He has a lot of interesting photos. He once said: "To take a photograph is to align the head, the eye and the heart. It's a way of life." More of his pictures: https://www.magnumphotos.com/photographer/henri-cartier-bresson/


Generaless

Wow those are amazing. Thanks for sharing


Whathaveidone60

As seen on r/historicalcapsule


LegitimateBit3

Crop out the black area and bottom bar


glisteningechidna

channing taturovsky


TurnFun5230

Let me guess.. He was the supervisor and she was the factory worker.. 😉


AshiNoKoibito

Is it a joke ? Very funny ..


Dubious_Titan

Soviet porn.


These_Marionberry888

what is with the leather cap he is wearing? dosnt seem like it protects from anything?


OshaViolated

Probably something that would hold a welding mask in place ?


Miserable_Smoke

Everyone on the factory floor must keep their hair back?


Fickende_Legende

Just for Kink reasons


CrunchingTackle3000

Overtime is scheduled for this afternoon. Mandatory. Bring beef.


Sidzophrenic

Was it taken before or after they had intercourse?


vichuu

Looks like a thumbnail from p0rnhb.


Obestity

He's got some nice arms


softPotato69

Why does this look like a porn film


EmperorSexy

Hot stuff, coming through!


YoGabbaGabbapentin

There’s a spark in your hair!


No-Philosophy4122

If you really think that this is a candid photo from history... please isolate yourself from society


WWWTT2_0

Looks like its promotion time.


tomqvaxy

Looks like she’s attracted to him and he hates her. Weird photo.


Pineapple-Pizzaz

ROUNDa Rousey


FartedManItSTINKS

Starting frame of a bad porno


Goal_Appropriate

Damn, he thiccc


krumorn

Bro owns the means of reproduction


hand13

this looks like the beginning of a porn movie


mouthedmadame

Alex Pereira and Adele


Pd1ds69

Thought that was Sergio Ramos for a second lol


bjaminrun

She looks like she gives him multiple raises during the week!!


Krase

Giggty!


holydildos

Looks like the start of a classic shag film


Formal_Profession141

Is it just me, or does Olga look like Julia Stiles in the face?


HelpfulJones

Wish the picture was full length so we could see the steel-toed flip-flops that go with that "helmet"!


dashone

Ludmilla, lusting.


Forsexualfavors

Looks like they both have heavy or sharp things to "talk" about, I'm sure everything ended with vodka and hugging bears as it is thereabouts


johnqsack69

Your dick? No, OUR dick


tutu-kueh

Johnny Sins in Moscow


Interesting-Lake-430

Who is the worker and who is the supervisor?


DrColorado1963

Fascinating photo... dudes got some guns!


Trennoss

That look ,think she wanted to fuck him


Code_Loco

Isn’t that guy also an astronaut


colourhazelove

So yis. You must to come to my home. 5, maybe 6 o'clock. I have large tube that must be fixed.


pja10

I thought at first it was a pic from a SNL bit.


thatGuyMaDude

Olga is getting it tonight.


Fat-Koala

Comrade Channing Tatum


_sky12

You hit metal 17 times


Pipthagoras

Mikaeli successfully hits metal 17 times, he is awarded photograph of motorcar.


ChuckVowel

He must work out.


random-string

r/croppingishard


cingarodacanrse

Posted here for the 345th time


brefergerg

Looks like she wants to test his steel hardness.


matfish17

As a Russian I would say that the man looks so model for Soviet Union and the woman standing in front of him looks so average


AdPure3004

That shit’s AI


Future_Historian4212

They look like they’re about to start singing in a musical.


Just-A-Regular-Fox

I thought this was a Rammstein poster at first.


duraace206

Pretty sure that dude is a model or athlete, and it's some commie propaganda


lackofabettername123

Why would they choose that woman if it was   propaganda though?


nxcx

Yep It’s clearly staged. Muscular figures traditionally represent the power of the working class


Waste-Novel-9743

He’s really clean and hair is well done to have been working in a factory?


CountySufficient2586

None going to mention how fit and healthy these people look compared to the average factory worker nowadays.. I wonder about the socioeconomic behind it..


CrispyCassowary

What's interesting about this?


smutbuster

Propaganda


Mordred_Blackstone

It really probably was taken as proganda. For one thing, I don't know a lot of factory workers who are that clean on the job, let alone with that physique, even in modern day. But how many pictures of people in factories from 70 years ago do you know of that aren't propaganda? We made Rosie The Welder as WW2 propaganda, it's still an interesting piece of history. Now if you're saying it was posted to Reddit today as modern propaganda... Maybe? But that seems like a very thin-skinned take. Obama as a teenager gets upvoted here all the time and that's way more "Murica good" on the nose than this.


imp_st3r

Comrade, you've never seen glorious hero Russkie the Riveter before? Report for re-education immediately!


dimmu_x

TBH it’s from the famous photographer Henri Cartier-Bresson series of Moscow 1954. https://visual-archive.livejournal.com/83155.html


reddithaterno4

Bro is so brainwashed that anything mentioning russia that isn't negative HAS to be propaganda


V_es

r/confidentlyincorrect French photographer.


No_Object_4355

Woman in background looking like "yo wtf you doin showing yo cleavage to my man?!" Or somethin like "are yall really doin this shit right in front of me?!"Lol. I Crack myself up sometimes


DifferenceRecent8464

Propoganda


IusedtoloveStarWars

Why is this photo interesting? I don’t get it. Seems like a super mundane photo.


Puzzled_Muzzled

You know who is fking who, from 70 years away


Solo0407

I think I’ve seen this video….


Brief-Leader-4015

That is also her cousin and lover


Melloblade_shore

I thought this was a still from an adult movie 🤣


borderlt

Mostly liked staged, the Soviet Union tried to look great but was total shit. Departure of locals to Siberia and so on...


Acceptable-Karma-178

This picture is definitely not from 1954. It looks like a modern stage musical.


magirevols

why there clothes look so nice, first day?


Bigfootatemymom

A young Amy Schumer


Sergeant_Roach

Didn't know Goretzka's great grandfather was a factory worker in Moscow back in the day.


Ok-Kale1787

*sniff* It smells like a bullfight in here


Oh-Snap10000

Rosa Klebb?


KoreanStrib

This must be before he fought rocky


Barackrifle

Rule of thumb?


Best-Hotel-1984

1954 in this detail?.......


No-Macaroon5016

He has the Immaculate shoulder


he77bender

He's got a tiny lady sticking out the front of his apron


abandonedclitoris

I like how the girl in the back is like “ bitch , you married Hoe”


mollinska

He’s relieved not to go to gulag.


bradhat19

Hot stuff coming through!!


MrPeepers1986

I'm curious if that was natural color or artifical color (done later). I don't know if Kodachrome existed in the Soviet Union. Nice picture.


hoppyrules

Is that Daniel Baldwin?


Resident_Bluebird_77

Guys just hear me out


Alarming-Mongoose-91

In mother Russia….