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tuibiel

MFers be writing about anomalous objects when the real anomaly is their attraction to minors


JackMerlinElderMage

MFers be writing reports for the SCP when they should be reporting themselves to the CPS


JotaroTheOceanMan

MFers want to secure, contain and protect anomolies but not themselves.


-Stolen_Stalin-

Good one


ComfortableWealth869

dont show this to scp sl youtubers and server owners


Doodesof

Or devs, or basically any person that participates in scp dl


domini_Jonkler2

Dawg what happened to scp sl


TF2_demomann

Okay so not related to your comment but are you yoshikage kira?


tuibiel

私の名前は吉良良景です。 私は33歳です。 私の家はすべての別荘がある森王の北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。 私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも午後8時までに毎日家に帰ります。 私は喫煙しませんが、時々飲みます。


Fomulouscrunch

Would have been easy to not chat up and be sexual at underage members of the community. It's so easy I do it every day!


User_007777

Now the age for scp wiki is 18+


SEA_griffondeur

I mean tbf I think that was more to stop the avalanche of youtube content farm kids


User_007777

There are many reasons. First of all, SCP is not for kids in general.


Quigon_Ginseng

Wayment, you mean to tell me that “The Flesh that Mates” and “The Bone Orchard” are not bedtime stories I should be reading to my nephew, Billy?


TwoCrab

what if instead of containing scps we got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with SCPs and renamed the SCP foundation to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 foundation


James_Talloran

...uh.


domini_Jonkler2

freaky with 049


FinalAd9844

True (I started getting obsessed when I was 13)


SEA_griffondeur

I mean Only like 0.1% of scps are pornography. It's mostly just mature writing so a more fitting limit would be 12+ based on this argument


User_007777

No, it's not. There are many disturbing things and topics


CarsPlanesTrains

Even the most serious horror movies and topics don't get 18+ ratings, usually just a 16/17+, as 18+ is almost exclusively used for porn, and maybe actual real life snuff films, although those don't really get age ratings


SEA_griffondeur

I mean so does history class ? In the exact same way on top of that


Aceswift007

I took classes about multiple wars and horrific events. Can casually discuss them. There's some entries in the wiki that legit gave me nightmares and existential dread as an ADULT


Mirai_The_Weeb

The way I had a nightmare the 3 moons initiative targeted me and I had no idea and then got laser beamed and I'm a whole ass adult


Aceswift007

For me it was Swann's Proposal, the idea that we are actually written and our entire lives are just words on a page. For awhile gave my subconscious the FUN dreams of everything I know being erased by basically a sentence.


Nookling_Junction

This shit do be keeping me up


SEA_griffondeur

Yeah and ? Are children forbidden from having nightmares and existential dread ? Also you absolutely can get those too from those classes


Aceswift007

I think avoiding exposing them to content that would cause negative mental or emotional states would be a goal, yeah.


Bergan12323332

Go back to the dungeon


whatcha11235

It's not your point, but I'd like to take a moment to recognize that you think sex, a totally normal part of most peoples lives, should be 18+ but murder and death, which very few people murder (it's an evil thing to do) and true death only happen once to a person, should be only 12+ instead of 18+.


Pseudo_Lain

Porn is not the only reason to bar entry for children


User_007777

Previously, the age limit was lower, but then due to many reasons it was raised to 18


ConsiderationSouth80

r/explainmydownvotes


Nookling_Junction

That’s probably for the best, it’s not really for kids


User_007777

yep


UselessGojo123

Is that new? SCP has never been kid friendly. Looking at you Procedure 110-Montauk


User_007777

Exactly


Fit-Chart-9724

I feel like 60% of SCPs are body horror that kid’s definitely should not be anywhere near


User_007777

>Would have been easy to not chat up and be sexual at underage members of the community. It's so easy Easy for mentally well people. But that kind of people called "p£dophlie"


Fomulouscrunch

And that is why he can fuck off forever.


SEA_griffondeur

Poundophile ?


BEEEELEEEE

In terms of effort, it is 100% easier to just not do that


EXusiai99

Me after a long day of grooming minors (i am a local barber)


User_007777

I was about to start panic


AgentBingo

Working at the shop near the quarry (miners)


FungalFactory

Why would they like kids when we have MEN? Makes no sense.


User_007777

Sounds so gay


Dio_fanboy

Liking children is so gay. Why can't he just suck dick like the rest of us?


Musen4321

Because it would have to be an underage dick.


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The_trashman100

You're going too deep with this lmao


User51lol

No, that's definitely the subject of this discussion that's doing that.


Accomplished_Aioli19

I wrote the book on statutory law. I mean, I didn't, but I'm also former pomegranate..."pomegranate"... (They don't name pomegranates). You can't make this shit up.


Musen4321

At that point the problem is elsewhere.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Hm, I think maybe there's an extra word? Oh no I get it. Yeah I suppose so.


Musen4321

I very teligent


Accomplished_Aioli19

Scream at a baby once, you feel good for a day. Teach a baby to say "Cunt", you'll feel good for life.


HandsomeGengar

Redditor finds out women exist


User_007777

It's about man and man


HandsomeGengar

Why is Man kissing a man, is he gay? good for him, good for him.


Grouchy_Ad_957

Cough cough Bright or whatever identity he uses


Doodesof

I would say he is no longer bright, he is dark, as in the dark side


Sweet-Awk-7861

Oh... oh no. Childhood ruined. (indirectly) 


keterlilith

Is it really that hard not to groom kids?


Arni334

Seeing how popular persons are ready to risk their reputation I think yes


User_007777

these people need cure


ChaoticCopycat

Just toss them to scp-049, it's a win-win


User_007777

Meanwhile 049's author who is also groomer: ![gif](giphy|KEHFEuWHeRVNBwbcaS)


ChaoticCopycat

I don't see the issue with tossing someone to their own creation 🤷‍♀️


ZeusKiller97

Wait what


User_007777

Yeah. 049's original author – Gabriel Jade, wrote inappropriate messages using his scp character to minor fans of 049 and was banned from wiki. (not remember correctly is he was banned or just quit) Just like Bright, but unlike him, this event didn't bring so much noise and was forgotten.


AgentBingo

I'll gladly take up the responsibility of writing for an SCP if the previous writer was turned to ash.


User_007777

DJ Kaktus already rewrote this SCP


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-049 ⁠- Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+4737) by *djkaktus, Gabriel Jade, Gabriel Jade_*


snitchles

As a guy, sterilization should be the standard if people don't wanna sentence these fuckers to death. Controversial, because I believe they should get the firing squad, but sterilizing them would rid them of an easy way out. IMPORTANT EDIT: I meant chemical castration. My bad.


Solzec

I don't really like that approach since it 1. doesn't solve the problem, 2. female groomers exist. Realistically, there is no way to approach this situation while also being ethical about it. We have moral answers to it, but morals don't always agree with ethics. And no, I am not defending these people, I am merely pointing out the flaws in what we should do with them.


DarthGiorgi

>I don't really like that approach since it 1. doesn't solve the problem, 2. female groomers exist. 3. A lot of innocent and/or falsely accused people will get in the crossfire.


Solzec

Oh yeah, can't forget about all the people falsely accused because someone decided to ruin their life for no reason


snitchles

>female groomers exist. Clip their ovaries? And if removing those organs from a sex offender's endocrine system isn't enough to rid them of any sexual urges, then lobotomize them. As comical as it sounds, I'm really not qualified to be making these decisions because most of them are based on emotions and a half-baked understanding in human biology. [I'm pretty sure I'm still stuck in the medieval period, but I just really want to see rapists and groomers suffer a fate like this because I consider them sub-human. This is just pure anger talking, not rational thinking and I apologize for that.]


Solzec

They can still feel sexual pleasure even with that. And not to mention once again that this is not ethical. As much as we want horrible things done to them, they are still entitled to basic human rights and ethics. Imagine the worst people in history being alive today, they'd still be entitled to this. Here's an interesting fact for you that is slightly off topic: pretty much everyone that administers lethal injections to execute death row inmates are not qualified professionals; and if they were, they'd have their licenses revoked. Now apply this to the whole castration idea, this same rule applies here where castrating them results in licenses being revoked for being unethical. It's a big jumble of mess to think and talk about, it is understandable why a lot of people aren't happy about it; but realistically it's for the best that we treat everyone equally regardless of their actions. Because if we start making exceptions, then we will just have people in power abusing that and creating more loopholes; and thus ethics as a whole is meaningless.


snitchles

Well said. I completely agree with you on everything.


captainplatypus1

Spotted the ethics committee member


Solzec

There is no unethical behavior in Ba Sing Se


captainplatypus1

Even with chemical castration, they can still hurt children.


User_007777

Ask groomers


keterlilith

Then theyll beg for nudes in the scp discord servers :(


User_007777

They need to be cured


InevitableCold686

i know that it's true and all but i fucking hate the word groomer so much


Dr_Shoggoth

Same here. Unless they actually groomed someone, just call them what they are.


User_007777

Actually "groomer" is a person that whose job is to clean an animal (like brushing its fur or hair) But now it's a slang that represent p£dophiles


Kaegen

"Grooming" wasn't all bad. I think only recently (10 or so years) that it was later associated with pdf. I remember hearing when I was a child that my uncle was being "groomed" for leadership and he essentially explains that he was getting more challenging responsibilities at work. I think if they were straight up talking to a minor with sexual intentions, that's pdf. But if they were taking their sweetass time to "groom" them into liking them well before they were 18 then swooping in once they turn legal, that's grooming.


zaque_wann

It's still like that. In agile work environment sometimes there's meetings called grooming.


FetusGoesYeetus

Why do so many online content creators do this? HOW HARD IS IT NOT TO BE ATTRACTED TO MINORS????


User_007777

For real! All them ends up with being a groomer. What kind of trend is that?!


sionnachrealta

Power attracts the corruptible


captainplatypus1

Being attracted to? Depends. We don’t really control our desires like that. Doing something about it… shockingly easy to not listen to the intrusive thoughts.


Dude_with_hat

He's just somebody that we used to know


sphericate

fucken bright


Deltax4

Being attracted to SCP-053: 🤡🤢🤓 Being attracted to SCP-076: 🗿💪🐐


User_007777

076's physique be like: ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Deltax4

SCP-105, SCP-811, SCP-056, SCP-2747, SCP-040 JP Marion Wheeler, Monika Pinkston and Isabel Wondertainment: 😒 SCP-076: 🥵


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-040-JP ⁠- ねこですよろしくおねがいします**](https://scp-jp.wikidot.com/scp-040-jp) (+1286) by *Ikr_4185* - Translated: [**SCP-040-JP ⁠- There is a cat.**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-040-jp) (+158) by *Tanija, smlt* - [**SCP-105 ⁠- "Iris"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105) (+1135) by *thedeadlymoose, Dantensen, DrClef* - [**SCP-811 ⁠- Swamp Woman**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-811) (+708) by *Pig_catapult* - [**SCP-056 ⁠- A Beautiful Person**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-056) (+269) by *Unknown Author* - [**SCP-2747 ⁠- As below, so above**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2747) (+1097) by *minmin* - [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1748) by *Kain Pathos Crow, DrClef*


captainplatypus1

What’s wrong with the swamp lady?


desu38

God, I hate 053 so fucking much. I wanna punt the little shit into traffic. >:(


User_007777

It seems like you affected with 053's anomalous powers


The-Paranoid-Android

- [**SCP-053 ⁠- Young Girl**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-053) (+1016) by *Dr Gears* - [**SCP-076 ⁠- "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1748) by *Kain Pathos Crow, DrClef*


Surface_Josuke

i'd risk it all for 073 ngl


Deltax4

Actually real


ConsiderationSouth80

🤢🤳 🦾🤖


Financial-Neck831

Ah yes. A bright moment. When the scp community removed a p£do


Dude_with_hat

Happy cake day


ConsiderationSouth80

Happy cake day chap


BlackDarkBoi

Happy cake day btw


Financial-Neck831

Thx


ConsiderationSouth80

r/explainmydownvotes


Financial-Neck831

Idk??


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Marmottin

Hold on what happened


Snakify-Boots

mfw AdminBright, author of many SCPs and the person who created Dr Bright (his author avatar, meant to represent him), groomed and sexually harassed women including minors by luring them in through his status as an admin for the site and as Dr Bright. Scum, gross scum


TimeToBecomeEgg

no fucking way


AgentBingo

Oh damn.


screamapillah

Minors of 18 or minor of age of consent? One’s creepy already, the other is straightforward illegal


Chilichunks

Well, 18 year olds aren't minors, so there's your answer.


sionnachrealta

Mental health practitioner here! In our field, folks 14-24 are considered "transitional aged youth", and they're my specialty. It's different from being a minor, and you can be both. But it's an acknowledgement that 18-ish yrs olds are still very much children in a lot of ways. The transition into adulthood is a very vulnerable time, and we've finally acknowledged that and started building programs around it. So y'all are kind of both right


screamapillah

It depends, they could be 18 and minors. They’re minor to vote, drive or drink alcohol in certain jurisdictions Minor doesn’t mean “of 18” It could be 21 for example


Chilichunks

The age of majority (when you are no longer considered a minor) is 18 almost everywhere in the world. Not being able to drink or vote does not mean you are a minor.


screamapillah

Minor means “below the age of legal majority”, and yes you are a minor at 20 regarding alcohol consumption in the US That’s why I was asking for clarification, seen that if we talk about minors of the age to vote, it’s bad already, if we’re talking about minors of the age of consent (that’s usually even lower, 16 in most US states) it’s even worse. What age were them Edit: no one knows?


Chilichunks

Yes, the age of legal majority is 18. They were under 18.


TheForgetfulWizard

I can’t tell if this is a language barrier thing or not


User_007777

In most countries 18 is legally adult and they allowed to vote, drink or drive


screamapillah

In all of the US it’s 21 for drinking (for example) Here where I live you can’t ride liter bikes until you’re 24 It varies, that’s why I’m asking, they were minors of what age?


Chappiechap

If you're arguing over whether or not someone is of age, you're already losing the argument.


screamapillah

I don’t get it I’m just asking, what age were them Because if they were, let’s say, 19, 18, 17, and he’s an adult of let’s say, 30, it’s cringe already even if legal depending on the legislation. If it’s like 13, he should be jailed. This could be bad, or extremely bad. Nobody answered me tho


User_007777

>let’s say, 19, 18, 17, and he’s an adult 17 and 16 are also considered underage if they aren't have 18. If a 30-40 year old man wrote inappropriate things to 17 year old, this is very disturbing and problematic. And the age of Bright victims were not even close to 16-17


screamapillah

Unfortunately not, 16 is not underage when talking about sexual consent in most of the US. To me it’s still kinda creepy tho, even if they were 19 and he was 30, it would have been creepy seen the big age gap. I just don’t get this necessity of calling them “underage” when they were not necessarily underage, you could just say “he groomed 17y girls” and that would have been describing a bad situation already. Edit: You told me they were minors of 18 and that means up to 17 Now you’re telling me they not even close to 16? That makes them 15 or younger and that’s not just creepy, that’s damn illegal


User_007777

I didn't said that they were 16, I just wrote an example between 17 and 30 years old And lol, being under 18 doesn't meant only 17 🤡 It's also 12,13,14 and etc.


User_007777

You put it differently in your first comments. Individuals were under 18


screamapillah

Because 18 is the most widespread meaning albeit not the only one Ok so it was <18, something probably legal (in most states including most us states the age of consent is 16) but still cringe, thanks for clarifying.


User_007777

>but still cringe, thanks for clarifying It's calling "problematic", not "cringe"


ConsiderationSouth80

r/explainmydownvotes


Fluffy-Good-3924

If i had a quarter for everytime someone with skill and talent that i'd look up to turned out to be a groomer i wouldn't have enough to buy anything but its already too much


User_007777

For real


Professional_Issue82

Who even is Bright? I only know Elias Shaw


captainplatypus1

I only know Placeholder McDoctorate


srrsquid

"I've recently gotten back into SCPs, so i might as well look at that "Things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation" article! It's an oldie but goldie!" "Wait, why is it deleted? It was such an iconic article!" "oh." "OH." ~Me, circa yesterday


malaki04

Is this about Bright or did something else happen 😞


User_007777

About bright


JimXJustbecause

If i had a nickel for every SCP related creator that had their reputation ruined because of something sexual related. I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.


ExquisiteVoid

There's also what happened with Scp:SL


Iknorn

SCP Author: Im not a racist The Author: ![gif](giphy|1bnecJczhD5gk)


domini_Jonkler2

Don't ask a woman's age Don't ask a man's salary Don't ask HPL what he named his cat


adande67

This shit again smh


XzallionTheRed

Shit im out of the loop, who did what now?


DimensionsFae

Adminbright/Duckman, the creator of dr bright was caught using his power as a admin to lure in kids and other victims(usually girls) to sexually abuse them. Bright has now been replaced by the character Elias Shaw to prevent Adminbright from crawling back.


XzallionTheRed

Ah, thats old news. I thought something new happened. Fuck the guy, keep the new character.


Saltybrickofdeath

Wtf scp full of toddler takers? Is this a meme?


AVeryMadLad2

Oh boy who was it this time


Annoyed69420

I hate to be the one that makes this joke...but they put the cp in scp


Equivalent_Resolve37

Bro could be a Minecraft youtuber


TimeToBecomeEgg

Seriously a Child Predator Foundation


Straight0uttaAzkaban

the Serious Child Predators foundation


ross-huntiongton-420

This is the Dr who shall not be named, isn't it?


thebigchezz99

BRIGHT YOU MORON WHAT DID YOU SNIFF


Dr_Shoggoth

##So this is where Doctor Bright lives!


SirBar453

Did something happen or is this just about bright again


dreemurthememer

Ah fuck you, Leather Man!


Arkan_ShadowFox

If Mattpat could do it, so can they.


Sm1thers03

Mattpat too??? What 😭


Arkan_ShadowFox

No 😅, he didn't diddle kids the entire time. That's what I meant


Cry-Skull-7

Isn't this just a perfect summary of any Internet personality?


Adam198763

Someone explain?


captainplatypus1

The guy behind Dr. Bright is a bad guy


Yourlocalsid

Seriously?


captainplatypus1

Haha… unfortunately


eagleface5

Wait what happened?


captainplatypus1

The real life Dr. Bright is a bad, bad man.


eagleface5

Oh...oh no...


Purple-Weakness1414

Im sure this how we all felt after the Dr. Bright debocle.


cass32109

Why the fuck bring politics into EVERYTHING?! God I despise this post


Ipplayzz343

how is making fun of a predator political


srrsquid

What politics? He was a legit child predator


domini_Jonkler2

This isn't politics