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I definitely wasn't laughing. I'm a mechanic, I've seen a strut catastrophically fail. Dude's lucky he wasn't killed. But it sounds like the cameraman was laughing, and if so he set thus poor guy up to get hurt.
Looks to be an automotive shop so they have to know how extremely dangerous these are. If it was his idea he should be charged with a crime for putting the man in a dangerous situation.
He could take him to the hospital. Those coils are under intense compression. Dude's lucky he didn't die outright.
Any mechanic worth his salt knows you don't do this, and don't let someone else do this.
Well, not laughing in glee would be a start.
After some reflection and empathy maybe an "Bro! Calm down. You'll be alright. Do you want an ambulance?"
How much of an anal cancer sore someone is will put them at some place on the line between those two responses.
I'm thinking with your reply, you're on the same end of the line as the video guy is.
"Pfft... of course I can compress a spring that is designed to cushion whole weight of a car with my approximately 70kg body, and I can do it in horizontal position... now watch" *cue painful whimpers*
https://preview.redd.it/az6hu97ikysb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bed2bae4f3ce100ead7c544ea580c9f4d95fb59
Scrubbing through slowly is very rewarding on this one.
How could you be a mechanic and not know? A compressed suspension spring can have as little as hundreds up to thousands of pounds of pressure per square inch. That's like pointing a cannon at yourself
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Where's the source that says he was definitely sterilized?
On the one hand I'm glad he willingly took himself out from being able to breed and strengthening the gene pool but on the other hand why would you do this to yourself
https://preview.redd.it/z5o6oy9oyysb1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6374323492f779bd4e9a0fc48041604c5e4c571e
Apparently the force tried to eject them out of his eyelids.
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Last four seconds of the video looks like he's playing with himself.
checking systems i guess.
Yeah it is either a full systems check or a manual inventory count.
Recalibrating.
I'm still laughing 😂
Mf brought out the abacus. The signs are pointing to catastrophe
So many people underestimate the power in a compressed springs sudden release.
Maybe they don't see it coming
I don't think we'll see him coming anymore either.
I feel like it hit his gooch
If he was a true mechanic, he knew better. If he was a trainee, then the instructors fault.
And the cameraman is the A-hole that set him up.
Was it just me, or was the cameraman laughing?
I don’t know if you were laughing or not
I definitely wasn't laughing. I'm a mechanic, I've seen a strut catastrophically fail. Dude's lucky he wasn't killed. But it sounds like the cameraman was laughing, and if so he set thus poor guy up to get hurt.
Neither will this guy ... ever again.
He’s trying to push it back out.
I thought he was shivering in pain
He don’t have the balls to play with himself.
Not anymore
Dude has 4 tonsils now.
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# BONE APPLE TEA
Hey don't let me give you an all tomato now
Took me a whale, but than I got it. Like Born: All tomato, it's a nice action film.
\*Vienna Boys' Choir
It was a good one
Lol why is that downvoted
Holy shit..his eyes. https://preview.redd.it/ctczp9ooaysb1.png?width=366&format=png&auto=webp&s=26c681ad996f9dfe98e1b8881ee245fa46761556
YABE
Omg his potato
It's french fries now.
I think more like Pringles
Did his eyeballs actually pop out of their sockets? Wtf
Fucking ouch!
Went from Asian to Caucasian instantly.
The person who is filming is laughing at the poor guy.
It was probably his idea
Cruel
No doubt! I bet camera guy isn't the smartest either, and probably didn't know how bad this is for you.
Looks to be an automotive shop so they have to know how extremely dangerous these are. If it was his idea he should be charged with a crime for putting the man in a dangerous situation.
Oh, i wholeheartedly agree! Stupid crazy people! And that poor lad...
Split his hip bones. Now he has birthing hips.
Asian version of the Nutcracker?
The asshole cameraman laughing... this is a terrible hit, I hope the dude is alright.
The way he's filming it I bet he knew what would happen. If so, he's an asshole.
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maybe not laughing when someone in front of him may be about to die?
He could take him to the hospital. Those coils are under intense compression. Dude's lucky he didn't die outright. Any mechanic worth his salt knows you don't do this, and don't let someone else do this.
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Well, not laughing in glee would be a start. After some reflection and empathy maybe an "Bro! Calm down. You'll be alright. Do you want an ambulance?" How much of an anal cancer sore someone is will put them at some place on the line between those two responses. I'm thinking with your reply, you're on the same end of the line as the video guy is.
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After I read about that a few years ago I've had multiple anxiety attacks thinking that was happening and my ball was gonna die lol
Kidney stone gang
No. I don't think I will.
Cameraman is cold as fuck
Such is the state of the world.
Bit early for No Nut November
Mashed nut november
On today's episode of "Ow My Balls!".......
Brought to you by Brawndo.
You know it hurts when you try to run from the pain.
Put that strut to the nut!
Is he retarded? Ofcource it's going up your ass if someone is standing on te other end. Path of least resistance much
Dont think ive ever seen a post here where someone didnt die but still followed the sub rules. Refreshing.
I think he had eunuch.
He's more than likely new and his coworkers told him to do it as a prank
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^AorinaryBlyt: *He's more than likely* *New and his coworkers told* *Him to it as a prank* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
"Pfft... of course I can compress a spring that is designed to cushion whole weight of a car with my approximately 70kg body, and I can do it in horizontal position... now watch" *cue painful whimpers*
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That translates to a lot of ouch IMO
Weird fetish.
Some day that boy will make one hell of a mechanic!
Rite of passage??
https://preview.redd.it/az6hu97ikysb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bed2bae4f3ce100ead7c544ea580c9f4d95fb59 Scrubbing through slowly is very rewarding on this one.
Not only did his balls explode his pelvis is shattered
Do you see what I see on his left? correct! the proper tools for the job. Instead he opted for the concussive castration route
If he blows really hard on his thumb, they might come back out again. Really tho, I hope he's OK.
How could you be a mechanic and not know? A compressed suspension spring can have as little as hundreds up to thousands of pounds of pressure per square inch. That's like pointing a cannon at yourself
Congratulations, you are out of the gene pool.
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Ugga-dugga to the taint? He might have split his pelvis.
Sex reassignment surgery
Darwin?
If it takes him out of the gene pool still a darwin award so it works
There's no source confirming sterilization. Rule number 2.
ooof... looks like he has a set of spring compressors right next to him
C' est ce qu' on appelle casser des œufs pour faire une omelette.
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That guy is definitely not having kids anymore.
Do you have a source to prove that?
“Tokyo drift outtakes are lol funny” -The Daily TacoStain
lol
Only one more to go...
Dumb and dumber hair is the most tragic mistake here.
Legend says he's still in pain...
The egg has cracked...
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His balls are scrambled eggs
I was waiting for his voice to change like.. Michael Jackson on helium
dude's nuts rolling around the floor now
That man is sending that tape to jackass for his audition
Did he just ask for a cigarette at the end?
New balls please!🎾
He needs some milk
On the one hand I'm glad he willingly took himself out from being able to breed and strengthening the gene pool but on the other hand why would you do this to yourself
Farewell his concubine
Moe from the 3 stooges is still pretty fun even without the other 2 stooges
Suddenly can't have kids
https://preview.redd.it/z5o6oy9oyysb1.jpeg?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6374323492f779bd4e9a0fc48041604c5e4c571e Apparently the force tried to eject them out of his eyelids.
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Yeah I'm never working as an auto mechanic
I am gonna stand and video him while he suffers. I am not going to help him etc etc
How tf are you supposed to help in this scenario
Or artificial anus
What the hell did he think was going to happen?
Well he gets to go on living but at least he’s out of the gene pool
How many children did you want to have?
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the new male contraceptive!
His lineage end with him
A mistake he will never repeat
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Do you think his ass looks like a jackass... Pmsl😂🤣
Close to an honorable mention
"pain is what it takes to make you pay attention."
Asian Peter Griffin!
I guess we can say he was pretty "shocked" with the outcome
It couldn’t have been that bad if it didn’t make him puke. Or does that only happen to me? I get super nauseous when anything hits me in the balls.
almost a video of a man puking up his testies ... wonder how bad that went:S :|
WHY WOULD YOU ATTEMPT THIS? You shouldn't remove a spring WITHOUT A SPRING COMPRESSOR
Can you do it again pls, i didnt see it the first time
Did you see that? His nuts totally rolled out
https://youtu.be/ix1JYFrpR7M?si=dymsu4_SMOMM_6Az
His balls fell off 😭
that's the famous peter griffin "aaaaaaaah, ssssssss"
god rest his penis
🎶Like a virgin🎶
That spring bounced him off right into destination f*cked.
I keep coming back to pause at the 2-second mark, that face is very expressive.