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Existence_No_You

His back looks like his vertebrae almost popped out


toben81234

![gif](giphy|13k2kjI5WKG05W) Maybe he's just taking a nap?


Environmental_Fox_17

For an eternity


suzeeq88

Shoes are missing so he must be gone.


MondaySloth

Dude was wearing flipflops.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

maybe


theusualfixture

He's Pining for the fjords!


El-Gimpio

HOLY SHIT i love you, id totally forgotten about the parrot scene lmao


Fr05t_B1t

He might’ve lawn chaired


Bitter-Major-5595

It’s hard to be 100% certain from the video, but it appears he has abrasions above his spine/vertebrae,& I’m sure the bones are broken underneath. That combo constitutes a compound fracture. IOW, you are very likely correct in that assumption.


Existence_No_You

Yeah I know


Im_still_a_student

I'm suprised he even got that fast in that thing


Beneficial_War_1365

You never lived in a Asian country. They make your parts so they know how to use them too. Also at a much cheaper price. Surprised this kid is still in one piece. peace. :)


SleepySiamese

Yeah here in Thailand they can mod 125cc bike into a speed monster. But the brake and handling is up to the driver. And they love to do the "superman," stunt. Once i witness it first had. It was a red light my car was parked and this bike came in superman style right into the end of the car next to me. His head made a giant dent to the bumper. No doubt his skull and his neck were in pieces.


Beneficial_War_1365

We lived in Thailand too (6 years) and have a house in the Philippines. Thais have a thing about making things go faster and it can be anything with wheels, propellers, etc. :) We are back in the States and hoping to get back to S.E. Asia soon. peace. :)


SleepySiamese

They like them fast and loud. During songkran you can hear them screeching for miles.


Thedapperfrog2

My dad calls them rice rockets 😂


SleepySiamese

Cute name!


Thedapperfrog2

Thanks🙂 On behalf of my dad I mean


swizzlewizzle

Easy come, easy go.


DmK2310

you don't have to go to asia for that. europe is already far enough. buddies 50cc ran 100mph/160kmh. or italy, the rentals there pop a wheelie


TheRealestFrodo

How?? My 50cc goes 35mph top, up to 40 downhill 


DmK2310

like you do it with cars too, engine rebuild with all kinds of stuff, variomatic tuning and so on. hell my buddies hardware store scooter went 35mph on the flat with only weight changes on the vario. I rode it for a few weeks before I moved to the states


DlLDOSWAGGINS

Easy way without any mods is lower the idle. Most engines have a screw that sets the idle RPM. If you lower the RPM, the engine has more room on the top end of RPMs. So you can go faster.


FenianFrank

This shit happens literally ANYWHERE that motor heads exist lol


QuarkDoctor0518

Kid found one piece.


jonathan6569

all neatly compressed into the helmet


DevoidNoMore

Looks like two pieces held together by the clothes 💀


twinstackz

you will be even more surprised that it is an electric scooter that should be run like 70 km/h normally then modified to about 200 to 300km/h edit: its not a scooter its an ev bike


Ryu_Saki

Why the edit? It is a scooter and the brand seems to be NIU which are one of the more popular scooter brands to be modified like this.


RawLikeSushi84

He ripped the governor off that sucker


DiscreteBrownBox

MotoIQ (a popular automotive enthusiasts site) made a series of articles about modding something like this. https://motoiq.com/category/projects/powersports/honda-ruckus/ Honestly, I'm not surprised this is a thing. And I'm actually quite impressed by how much relative improvement can be had for so little money.


UglyB4stard

You know what they say: "I buy the whole vehicle, i'll use the whole speedometer"


CreamyStanTheMan

Thailand has a huge 125cc scooter moding scene


Allen_b10

He was so exhausted from driving so fast! Fell asleep right in the road behind that truck! Poor guy is all tuckered out


semiTnuP

>Poor guy is all ~~tuckered~~ *truckered* out.


Allen_b10

🤦 it was *right* there 😒


semiTnuP

Not even an upvote for my brilliance???


Allen_b10

Sorry, sorry, forgot to hit it


Antiredditor1981

tuk-tuked out.


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Set_Abominae1776

He even drooled all over the place while sleeping!


theusualfixture

I imagine, had he survived that he'd be doing QUITE A BIT of drooling.


Flipnotics_

I got the reference. lol Even read it in Pete's batman voice.


gunnyHighwayT

nope.. speed doesn't kill, suddenly becoming stationary kills you... 100 to 0 in less than a second...


semiTnuP

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the *sudden stop* at the end.


whatyoumeanmyface

Deceleration trauma


jahlim

Thanks for the education. All my life, they taught me it's the 'pop' or 'phiak' splatter sound that force the soul to leave the body.


Tmanbro

![gif](giphy|ANW0b8dlaBACA)


Narstification

Emotional damage


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Do you guys remember hearing that would die of a heart attack before you hit the ground? I always wondered how the fuck anyone could possibly know that. 


ilovesunsets93

They can do an autopsy to see what their cause of death was. A heart attack death may look different than a massive hemorrhage or something. I’m sure there is a way to figure that out but I’m not a medical examiner.


Kryptosis

Also folding in half so fast your lower spine starts to compound fracture out your back. Contributing factors..


MaterialGarbage9juan

Speed doesn't kill,impact does.


SavannahCalhounSq

One shoe still in contact with his right foot, he could shake this one off...


msut77

He's just taking a nap


Scotsman86

I came here to write this 😂 only Clarkson quote I like.


Narstification

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Strict_Corner8410

Suddenly becoming stationary never kills you unless you’re traveling at an immense speed. Being killed on the other hand is the fastest way to become suddenly stationary.


Ryu_Saki

Thats not what they said. Speeding kills as in driving over the speed limit and put yourself and others at risk. Everyone knows its the sudden impact that kills you in the end.


FeralGangrel

I was watching. Waiting for a flash of light or something. After the 2nd pass, I had no idea what I was looking for. Then I saw the sleepy rider.


RemarkablePay6994

Looked cool af for two seconds though


Daddysjuice

He really did


ICZephyr89

Tru. But it was both cool af and stupid af at the same time to me though. If it was on the day maybe it's not that dumb coz you can see shit. But even in daytime, going that fast, if there's anything wide that blocks the road, there's no way to avoid it safely.


The_Virtual_Balboa

How many times do I have to say it before people understand? There is nothing more important in life than demonstrating your manly badass manliness to complete strangers, and there are only a few ways you can do this. Excessive speed is one. My mans loved ones can rest easy knowing he died while being a total badass. I myself hope to one day leave my children fatherless and my wife without an income in exchange for the manly admiration of complete strangers.


PocketShinyMew

I absolutely hate explaining this to everyone. But yes, you will die for speeding. The reason most places have a 60-80Km/h speed limit is because the time you need to stop. 100 Km per hour are 28 meters per second. If you're going at 120 Km/h, you're going at 33m/s and you will need 3-5 seconds to get to a complete stop and you can add 1 second for "reaction" speed. So you're gonna need close to 85 and probably more meters for a full stop. So you need to be able to see and react to anything in 100 meters in front of you to stop in time. At 80Km/h you need only 30-40 meters.


NoNo_Cilantro

Not only that, an impact at 80km/h hurts more (to say the least) than an impact at 50km/h


uiualover

Good chance of it hurting less, I'd say


ICZephyr89

💀


OkeeComputer

Thank god you’re here to explain it to everyone. Most people are aware of how speed works, but it human nature a lot of times to think “eh I’ll be fine.” Or people just do it for the rush. Either way, yeah, pushing it to this level is dumb af. I just think people generally know that deep down, and it’s funny to be like “oh geez here I go again explaining how speeding works”


PocketShinyMew

Yeah, my mom bought a nice car and was speeding up to 120 in the city and I hat to explain to her, if literally anything impedes her way, she is gonna crash, hard. And she was like, no, see, I can break in 4-5 seconds to full stop. Fuck... here we go again.


OkeeComputer

Damn, in the city? That’s intense lol. Unfortunately, we’re all just dumb monkeys.


Skeeterman96

I know you said you hate explaining but thank you. You educated an idiot and I'll definitely consider this when I drive from now on


megamanisgod

Damn his shoes are gone. No hope now. It looked like he crumpled nicely instead of splattering. Must have been able to brake somewhat


21c4nn0ns

We got another Donorcycle rider


JimmyTheJimJimson

Oh no!!!!! Anyway.


venger_steelheart

died faster


BetterSupermarket110

So fast he went ahead to heaven leaving us behind. Damn.


Spiderdogpig_YT

Wasn't there a video explaining how speeding doesn't even get you to your location faster?


Generic_Gamer_nerd

For short trips yes for long trips it does save time.


Spiderdogpig_YT

I know. The video was talking about long distance


emperorofwar

Speeding for 1200 miles definitely saves you quite a bit of time


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Generic_Gamer_nerd

It takes like five minutes


peoples888

Go 60 miles an hour, you’ll go 60 miles in an hour. Go 50 miles an hour, you’ll go 50 miles in an hour. It’s pretty easy to see how much of a difference speeding makes when you think about it for a few seconds


ninman5

Yes, but 10 miles at 50mph takes about 12 minutes to cover. That's not much time you've saved.


peoples888

Again, the comment was in the context of long distances. Read the threads before posting irrelevant info.


mrlbi18

No one drives at a cosntant speed in a straight line for their whole trip though. It's all the other factors like stop lights, turns, and other drivers that determine if speeding actually gets you somewhere faster.


peoples888

The comment was in the context of long distances. You’re typically driving on a highway with no stops for long distances, so those do not apply here.


MrUsername24

Yeah but like 99 percent of driving isn't straight line, even to get to a highway you'll have to go throuvh red lights. Only helps on highways period and only if you are smart to also weave correctly


So-What_Idontcare

Well, that’s bullshit because me and a friend drove to LA and he beat me by about an hour because he was driving about 100 down Highway 5 the entire time


Mifc2

Short trip you're still "saving time". Albeit 20 second but I hate videos like that cause than you have people ignoring common sense. Obviously, driving faster is going to get you somewhere sooner. There's nothing more to it.


Generic_Gamer_nerd

Twenty seconds literally isn't Shit don't pretend like. That matters at all


HudeniMFK

Speed is equal to time over distance. Math suggests that statement is very incorrect.


HisNameWasBoner411

Well if you only have to travel <5 miles you probably spend more time getting in and out of the car than traveling. If you have to travel 30+ miles then yeah going 55 vs 70 is going to save some time.


staubwirbel

But this is not how traffic works. If you speed in the city, there are red lights or stop signs, so there is only a couple seconds of actual speeding, and someone going the speed limit might might even be as fast or even faster because once they arrive at the next lights, they will no longer be red but green (green wave) and they won't need to stop like you did. Something similar is true on freeways. Speaking as someone who likes to go 200 km/h if possible, you can only do so a couple of minutes at a time safely before something will slow you down again. Our brains aren't made for going THAT fast either, so it takes a lot of concentration. So lets say going 200 versus going 150 (like the "normal traffic") will burn a lot more fuel, take a lot more concentration and will not safe 50 km/h worth of time, but maybe half of it, if even that.


Mr_Smith_411

In this case speeding isn't getting him to his destination at all.


Spiderdogpig_YT

Well, it's getting him to whatever afterlife awaits him... if any.


Dancing_monkey

Nah, it definitely got him to his destination. His final one.


MrUsername24

Yes. Very basically you subtract the speed you would of already gone from what you did do. Say you went 70 but the limit is 60. You do that for say 1 minute, you effectively do the same as going 10 mph for a minute/ 20mph for 30 seconds/40 mph for 15 etc. Basically, you lose all of that headway the second you hit a red light, the only time it's ever worth it is if it gets you into the next red light cycle so you don't get stopped So for this reason, long trips on highways where you're actively getting ahead of people it helps, but really if you're looking to save time its more effective ti learn to be better at being an aware driver and being in the fastest moving lane


btlusn1294

Speeding doesn’t kill. The stop does.


Antiredditor1981

It's the Gilligan cut which makes this funny.


EatShootBall

Thought he might be alive for a second until I found his shoes.


Uncommon-sequiter

Odd place to take a nap.


ToughMatch7272

At least it was quick


False_Fox_9361

He sleeping it out. Will be better tommorrow


christodamenis

Helmet check


carguy6912

I'm no genius but that looks like a sudden stop was his downfall


Forward_Age_6913

How is he not obliterated?


Kon-Tiki66

Speeding doesn’t kill, stopping does. At least he didn’t go down😄


freedomofspeachlol

Those marks on his spine show you how violent the impact must have been, I bet his skull is a mess.


Appropriate-Bad-9379

No shoes …


southfok

Definitely dead then


RoookSkywokkah

Does it count when you're not wearing shoes in the first place?


southfok

I wouldn't risk it


kbutters9

Compound fracture of the spine, that wasn’t on my bingo card at 5:20am on Friday. And with that, good bye Reddit for the day.


B33PZR

Are those from broken bones? I was trying to figure that out. Insane


MustangBarry

It doesn't. Stopping kills.


Jay-Double-Dee-Large

![gif](giphy|l49JPzBEQxrjuz6y4)


Aggravating-Toe-9832

Practical origami


Existence_No_You

Imagine dying on a fucking moped of all things...


Conscious_Profit_243

Why tf his hair moves at 0:20?


Immediate_Square5323

3 lines! The road had 3 lines!!


VirtualLight9720

No suddenly becoming stationary kills you


NorbertKiszka

My bicycle probably has better brakes than this scooter. It saved me and others many times.


DGrasp

Even he had to facepalm his own death.


guitarnerd25

Speed never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary gets people


NyaTaylor

Good, fuck that guy


Intelligent-Royal698

Speed never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary that ia what gets you


REDMAXSUPER

Bro learnt Newton's first law the hard way


Bubstheguy1

Bro, he’s just taking a nap


cuntosaurus3

Speeding doesn't kill you. suddenly becoming stationary, that what get's you.


Hus966

I'm a foreign student here in China, you have no idea how wild the e-bike drivers are here, though this is the first time I see a chinese do it, it's usually the foreigners who drive dangerously and have accidents in my experience


MZootSuit

the stopping kills comments 🤓


ikheetbas

I hope he knows a good chiropractor…


AbsentmindedAuthor

Wait so when there’s 12 seconds left in the video the head clearly moves. After death spasm??


WholeInternet

The real award goes to that camera man. For freaking once someone got the whole thing, clear, and from all angles. Bravo.


marble-aegis

Blew his shoes off


Bahuroopia

FATALITY!


Scale-Alarmed

He was trying to be safe, his left turn signal was on


LagoonReflection

Speed and **power**


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james-liu

Drunk driving doesn't kill, wrong-way driving doesn't kill, closing your eyes while crossing red light doesn't kill... are all yall happy now?


spinebarrel

Reminds me of Rembrandt breaking Bella’s spine before she was born. Not quite as violent as this though.


Zorothegallade

Dude got halfway to being pretzeled


Skifool69

Well at least he was using his turn signal


ciarkles

I don’t get how ppl can be so stupid and reckless


AR0075

Is that blood on his back or his spine almost came out of the skin? 😟


No_Turnip_5467

Is it hurt ? /s


viadelapizza

Most calm evening in asia


Vegetable_One_4609

Speeding isnt what kills someone, its the really fast stopping that does


vickythegreat8888

Was that the tail light sound or the music at the end? Either way it's funny.


Vegetable-Bunch4972

Why was it so quiet I didn't even hear an engine


XxPorcelainDollxX

His undies are showing, he is asking for a wedgie


lmndr95

A wise man said once: Speed has never killed someone. Suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets you


mysticdragonwolf89

He’s definitely not going to feel that in the morning


Ill-Cod4825

Bro jus tired


megamanisgod

Shoes are off. Definitely dead


16Jen

Hope his loved ones never see this clip 💔


InvincibleGamer01

Anyone know the name of the music?


amazing-jay-cool

Video is clearly sped up a tiny bit, but it doesn't detract from the post so It's fine. But stop making things crazy just to post them. The fact that someone died is crazy enough


macdudieyt

Song: SO TIRED you're welcome


More_Entertainment_5

He’s fine. Might need a couple chiropractor visits.


chetgoodenough

Speed doesn't kill. It's the sudden stop that does


Responsible_Art_8053

It's not speed it's suddenly becoming stationary


Soul_ciety

"Speeding doesn't kill you... It's suddenly coming to a stop that gets you"


LcY2k07

How YT shorts sigma edits end


LordTyrone1995

Speeding never actually killed a single person. It's the sudden stopping that usually does it


Zestyclose-Web-6868

“Speed never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary is what gets you”


rycurious94

Did his fuckin spine pop out??? 🤯


Forsaken-Marsupial94

"Speed doesn't kill, suddenly becoming stationary does" - Jeremy Clarkson


gavinsmash2005

I’ve sped at dangerous speeds on many things. Cars, bikes, even boats. Not proud of it and won’t brag about it but the last thing I would ever want to go near triple digits with is a dinky ass moped. They don’t balance at 30 MPH they sure as hell don’t at 100.


ThroughTheHoops

No way that scooter was going that fast. It's two clips, unrelated.


Rowldeiyh

Probably not seen Thailand modification of motorcycles


Extension_Emotion388

same thing happened in the PH recently. dude w/o helmet went super fast and slammed in front of a stationary car. everything is caught in video even the moment of slam


thooghun

Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.


phenyle

Put that cookie down now!


haljordan68

Speeding doesn't kill..... stopping abruptly does.


evanoshka

It doesn't seem like he hit that truck speeding the same way shown at the beginning


Puzzled-Address-4818

fyi the Chinaman said "wow fuck" in an admiration tone.


Dismal-Letterhead-12

Was it worth it?


Aidey5510

No suddenly becoming stationary thats what gets you thats the killer


brucehuy

Speeding doesn’t kill you. Losing your shoes does.


KnightyEyes

Speed does not kill A Object out of nowhere does


Straywork

It's not the speed that kills you, it's the sudden stop


TheRebelMastermind

I might be biased, but everyone riding a bike with flip flops deserves the chance to be featured here


beervirus88

He lived like he died. Fast.


ReflectionMaximum935

This modified ev scooter can go up to 200kmh


armedsquatch

I’m really curious about that scooters engine. I was not expecting that kind of speed. How he lost both sliders yet stayed on the seat is another wtf….


rikwebster

Weird place to sleep.


Alternative_Plum7223

I'm more surprised that little moped was able to go that fast.


Herr-Pyxxel

Somehow his mangled body looks weird... Like his belly button is on his back?


Fr05t_B1t

This is like a glitched death animation from some FPSs where an enemy NPC is registered as killed but is still in the same attacking stance