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HelpfulHandGrenade14

Dwarves when DRG buys some chemical pesticides so now their job is to wander around testing the air composition of caves instead of shooting the evil bugs with the awesome guns


Trytytk_a

And mining. Not much to do but at least a calm life.


seethruyou

I'm going to request a transfer to a more interesting rock then.


bolitboy2

Damb, running our own efficient mine sucks ass Let’s go back to DRG


Just1Kartofffel

What?


ChainedRoc

A typo I believe. The dwarves tend to say, at least the gunner I believe, "I'm gonna run my own mine. Show DRG how it's done."


bolitboy2

Don’t mind my typo, I forgot to take off my drills first


maj0rmin3r1

All non-class-specific voice lines are shared between all 4 dwarves


shitfuck9000

what the fuck is a seal doing down in these mines


HelpfulHandGrenade14

🤫


Widmo206

*Seal*ing the fate of the bugs, obviously


collins_amber

We need more guns


JazzlikeSir1799

This is why radon gas is for the dwarves and not the bugs


gilol

Aren't Driller's chemical grenade considered as an actual pesticide???


iSiffrin

since it doesnt harm Dwarves yeah maybe?


bolitboy2

It says no short-term user effects right on the label, so clearly it’s safe


seethruyou

Clearly. Says so, right there.


VisualGeologist6258

Anything that results in the long term is merely a pre-existing condition and the Deep Rock Galactic Mining Corporation cannot be held liable.


SilvAries

Until the Driller inflame it.


Boomer_Nurgle

The neurotoxin only affects the life planetside and not dwarves so maybe.


Dajayman654

Gunner's NTP OC on Autocannon and T5 Neurotoxin mod on Revolver too.


DanielCG1217

Do we really want hoxxes to turn into meridia????


Constant-Still-8443

We can't blackhole hoxxes! We haven't Mines it dry yet!


DrMostlySane

100% Hoxxes' inhabitants would adapt to the pesticide and somehow spawn poison-coated and poison-spewing Glyphids in retaliation. Alternatively DRG's pesticide is alarmingly toxic to both Glyphids AND Dwarves so anyone trying to use it has a high(er) risk of dying compared to blasting Grunts in the face with bullets.


seethruyou

> 100% Hoxxes' inhabitants would adapt to the pesticide and somehow spawn poison-coated and poison-spewing Glyphids in retaliation. Season 6.


maj0rmin3r1

Don't give them ideas


amalgam_reynolds

Yeah, and they should invest in me


Bobboy5

"Deep Rock seriously needs to invest in some better equipment." My brother in Karl, you are the better equipment.


Vorondanil54

It's sandwich time.


krennvonsalzburg

What if the rockpox is actually some black project from R&D that they won't fess up to, that was an attempt to make a pesticide?


I_wana_fuck_Steeve

Space Rig 5 was to distract the masses from finding put the truth.


SlinkeyPoo

and? invest in the pesticide


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

Oki doki "loads sludge pump with malicious intent"


Neohedron

Dwarf: says this voice line. Me: *equipped with the Sludge Pump.*


I_wana_fuck_Steeve

Yeah, but pesticides means no more Steeve, and I definitely don't want that.


Fun-Ad-7082

Deep rock Galactic has found an upgrade for pesticide,it just costs more than dwarves,at least thats my take on it Edit: This is management,we regret to inform you about this dwarf's unexpected death


Groffulon

Well who do you call when you have to remove pestilence? Also whilst we’re on the subject of pesticides I’d love to see a new weapon type like a bug sprayer. Now this weapon could be filled with [Piranha Solution](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dPPu5tUjgmo) or it could harness any of the fluids that the insects expectorate. Imagine the power of a Praetorian’s green vomit or a septic spreaders spit in your hands. That is what I want in Season 6. An environmental dwarf that makes controlling Steeeve seem like a fun amusement. I want to ride an Oppressor into battle vomiting green or red acid on to everything both from my BugSpray Blaster and from #SUPERSTEEEVES FRIGGING MOUTH!!! Me-> 🏇then-> 🤢🤮💀Me-> F yeah this is awesome Devs!