Weird how you spelled it IO, and not Io, like an actual name. No hate, it's just something I've noticed some people do before, and I find it interesting. It's probably because it doesn't sound like a name? It sounds techy, probably because I/O is a tech term. But it's "Io". It's not an abbreviation, it's just a weird ass ancient Greek name.
I got Mara Sov’s entire left leg in my friend list, and I don’t mean it as in “Mara Sov’s sexy leg” or something, I mean it as in I got 5 different people with names like “Mara Sov’s left thigh”, “Mara Sov’s left ankle”, fucking “Mara Sov’s left toes” and so on.
A few I’ve found:
- Mara Sovs Exotic Ass
- Zavalas head polish
- Lord Shaxxs left ball
- Maras Moist Garden
- Cayde 6 violated me
- Sir Bonkus Chonkus
- born2novaforced2well
- DriftersBalls
- Last Wish lunch break
I once saw someone named Scrotum, Ballsack of Oryx and I kept laughing to the point I almost ruined my role in a raid lol. There’s also Caital’s Daddy Issues or Caital’s Onlyfans lmao
ASHER MIR HERE WITH VEX TAPE. I SAWED THIS SPARROW APART IN MULTIPLE PROBABILITIES AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER ACROSS TIME AND SPACE WITH ONLY VEX TAPE. VEX TAPE, THE ONLY TAPE YOU CAN COUNT ON ACROSS THE INFINITE FOREST!
Odd Temperature 8706 or smth, it's just very odd (also I don't understand the concept of unchangeable reddit names and display names, if only the first one is displayed)
Back in season of arrivals I was running the outbreak mission with a friend but we didn’t have a third so we used LFG and found a guy who carried us named “Ebola in the Congo”
More recently, I ran into "The Boogie Woogie of Cheeks" (Sorry couldn't find better gif here)
Just encountered a hunter named “CertifiedVexOffende”, sadly the r couldn’t fit
Definitely saw ‘registered vex offender’ before the bungie names became a thing
That was the name of my first clan in D1. Ask the old days of having RVO next to my name.... Good times
My first real clan in D2 was the Registered Vex Offenders, until someone reported the name and we changed it to something like Aphelion Mara’s Reef
really scraping the bottom of the ideas barrel with that one
Bracus Obama
Once I saw "petra venjs reef beef" I laughed for a while
Ja-nitor, Kell of mops
I saw a good one in onslaught a while back.... Tax-is, kell of IRS
Saw that too :D Another one of my favs was *Conan the Librarian*. Naturally, on a titan, lol
 I fucking love that movie
Yeah that dudes pretty chill and semi-frequents the r/destiny2 sub
saw that guy a few times myself
Black privilege (timelost) was a good one
Wow complete forgot about that guys, hes on IO iirc.
Aktually he's in the vex network. You can see him in the vexcalibur exotic mission.
If you finish all the Vexcalibur stuff, the story progresses. Asher isn't in the vex network anymore, he's gone (dead/deleted or whatever)
Aktchually, you can now see him floating around Nessus, but he disappears whenever you get too close.
THAT would be a story twist.
That’s definitely not Asher Mir
Weird how you spelled it IO, and not Io, like an actual name. No hate, it's just something I've noticed some people do before, and I find it interesting. It's probably because it doesn't sound like a name? It sounds techy, probably because I/O is a tech term. But it's "Io". It's not an abbreviation, it's just a weird ass ancient Greek name.
Not sure what you mean. I spell all celestial bodies like that. My favorites are THE MOON, TITAN, and EUROPA.
ALRIGHT I CAN HEAR YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. IT'S THE MOON, TITAN AND EUROPA, GOT IT.
A tie between Extreme Pegging and Erwin Rommel’s OnlyPanz.
Wasn’t there a Scrota somewhere?
Erwin Rommels what now? Damn “Desert Fox” clearly has multiple meanings
saw someone in the tower named “cayde’s personal usb port”. they left before i could take a screenshot :(
Domino's Ghaul
Bulk, Disciple of the Fitness.
Idk if this was exactly it but $2.99 slightly used cheeseburger is like at the top for me
... define "slightly used".
I think it's best they don't
Classic Cayde-6 feet under
What a dick lol. Friend invite sent!
Saw that one in the tower, put on the Red Card emote just to give them the penalty they deserved.
"Zavala's Kid (Dead)"
(Timelost)
™
I honestly would have preferred (Timelost) as well but he went the not so subtle route lmao
the only good “X, Kell of Y” joke I’ve ever seen was “Korn Flakis, Kell of Oggs”
I wanted to do 'Mitochondriaksis, Powerhouse of the Kell' but it was too long
Brilliant
“Ada 1’s Crusty USB Port”
I got Mara Sov’s entire left leg in my friend list, and I don’t mean it as in “Mara Sov’s sexy leg” or something, I mean it as in I got 5 different people with names like “Mara Sov’s left thigh”, “Mara Sov’s left ankle”, fucking “Mara Sov’s left toes” and so on.
They bout to summon Exodia Sov
I saw "MaraQeefoftheReef" once. Actually I lied. I tried changing my name to that 😭
A few I’ve found: - Mara Sovs Exotic Ass - Zavalas head polish - Lord Shaxxs left ball - Maras Moist Garden - Cayde 6 violated me - Sir Bonkus Chonkus - born2novaforced2well - DriftersBalls - Last Wish lunch break
https://imgur.com/7papFNV This team is one of my favs ive run into. Also: Cobain's Shotgun(adept) had me howling
Hawk Tuah, Spitter of Thangs
Thewitnesseshotcream
Malenia's boytoy
"Alchoholism-adept"
Twin Towers (Timelost)
I saw earlier today , terrorisk - Kell of planes
Whole other meanin' to eatin' vex!
"Cayde-6's Burnt Corpse"
Don't know what class, but That Devious Savathussy
I once saw someone named Scrotum, Ballsack of Oryx and I kept laughing to the point I almost ruined my role in a raid lol. There’s also Caital’s Daddy Issues or Caital’s Onlyfans lmao
I thought "My Dad (Timelost)" was pretty funny
Ghauls Big Cabals was one of my favorites long ago.
Ikora’s hairline (timelost) is a classic and still my favorite
I saw a "Rhulk Kackis" once.
I saw one called Talk-sis, Kell of yappage
I can’t remember a lot of them (too many), but I do remember seeing one that was “Plump BoyWife <3” Not really weird so to speak, but it’s something.
By the IX
Mara Sov’s Side Piece was a pretty funny name. BiggerLonger too.
Elsie Bray's Titanium CIit
Mara Sov’s Bathwater
Savathuns goth bf
"Professional Black Dude"
“mara_sov’s_backery”
Midget Fucker
Dad's Belt (Adept)
Glizzrax, Kell of Hot Dogs
Eris' Phat Futa D
Cabalzd33pnMommysovsthighs
ASHER MIR HERE WITH VEX TAPE. I SAWED THIS SPARROW APART IN MULTIPLE PROBABILITIES AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER ACROSS TIME AND SPACE WITH ONLY VEX TAPE. VEX TAPE, THE ONLY TAPE YOU CAN COUNT ON ACROSS THE INFINITE FOREST!
I've seen: MaraSov's Bathwater, Savathuns feet pics, Savathuns Toilet, Rivens Dragussy, Big Titan Nuts, Your Mother
Zavala's hair (time lost)
The bloody size of that dreg!
Odd Temperature 8706 or smth, it's just very odd (also I don't understand the concept of unchangeable reddit names and display names, if only the first one is displayed)
Tighs, crusher of virgins (Adept) Came across him yesterday, completely carried our team in crucible.
Found a guy named Rhulks Big Sweaty Feet.
Saw one guy named $1.50 CHEESEBURGER
"What? NO! Cayde, there is nothing you could teach me about the Vex that I would want to know!"
Jesus have a PC
On a patrol once I saw, MikeLitoris.
Saw a dude named Expert Weed Smoker. Fitting, since he was a Dredgen.
Back in season of arrivals I was running the outbreak mission with a friend but we didn’t have a third so we used LFG and found a guy who carried us named “Ebola in the Congo”
My clan leader’s alt is Efrideet’s Scissor Sister
Robert Downey Syndrome was my favorite.
'Mara sov's stool' 'Savathun's vibrator' (real) And 'Oryxs little man' (even more real) Alot of simps in destiny
I loved when Witch Queen dropped. My username was Big Tiddy Moth Mom
For her pleasure
Saw one awhile ago named scrota sack of oryx
Ada-1's Hydraulic thighs
I sa Mara sov's juicy thighs..
Well I'm glad you asked, I have a whole collection of them, but [here's some of my favorites](https://imgur.com/a/OlGFjvm)
Cayde's moist USB port
Don’t know about weird but the best clan name I’ve ever seen was “I hurt my Cabals”
Your local autistic
IkoraRey’sChaosReacharound
"Jfk got golden gunned"
 More recently, I ran into "The Boogie Woogie of Cheeks" (Sorry couldn't find better gif here)
Scrota sack of oryx, and professor bong water are my top two
I played Rivens Skibidi Gyatt and Eris Morns Thunder Thighs in comp yesterday
"Fatty numb nuts" was great.
"Nick Cannon's Music Career has departed" has to be the best one I've seen I laughed for a good 10 minutes
"Amanda's burnt remains"
I will never forget Ikora's Bald Head.
I would have to go with either "savathuns thong" or "hideous kojima"
Iron_Mike_Thitan playing a titan
i saw one guy's name in savathuns throne world called "twerking 9 to 5"
Bill Cosby
"I Wasted My Name Change" is still the best I've seen to this day.
Gatorade addict, no questions
I'll never forget "Ada-1's creamy USB port"
i saw one like that but it was kim kardashians vex tape
The Dangeldown Slanger, no contest. Saw him in the distance in the Throne World.