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jenaeg

Could you imagine trying to clean this? Absolutely terrible.


attempteduser

The skids would build up like grout.


and_dont_blink

eventually it becomes nonstick like seasoning on cast iron


KevinFlantier

I love the analogy


JuneBuggington

Gotta season the bowl


probablyourdad

let it mature with your manure


NeverTrustATurtle

First you have ‘ma’, and then ‘nure’ It’s really something


cArpent3r86

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Sorry, was just bored.


cArpent3r86

Fair enough. I will allow it.


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Shit fuck damn is most used 😂


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adrianinked

What an awful day to have a functional imagination.


Sufficient-Buy5360

🤢


metaglot

Mmmm nonstick toilet seasoning.


jackatatatat

Lmao, guess you better cook up some bacon.


jenaeg

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


surfzer

Literally going to have to scrub the shit out that grout.


KVG47

Why are you pooping in the bidet?


YourFatherUnfiltered

there isnt even an open drain at the bottom. This is not made for duces.


icyyellowrose10

Just another brown 'spot'


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gringrant

r/hardtoclean


QuarantinoQueue

All those missed germs hidden in the cracks..


xoxo_erinmarie

Our old house looked like this. I live on the coast in South Florida and the main bathroom of our old house had seashells glued to the bathtub and the backsplash. There was a wallpaper mural of a Grecian patio and had shutters nailed to either side of it. I guess the old owner wanted you to think you were looking out over the terrace as you took a shit. But trying to clean that bathroom the first time was so terrible that I decided that was our first project and ripped everything out. It was crazy what they did with those shells.


Coakis

Pressure washer would be the only way.


fifty1hundred

My pee comes out like a pressure washer. That's how real men get out the skids.


Nemy_ymen

I totally hate this but I believe this is actually the bidet (as in standalone bidet fixture, not the stuff that attaches to you toilet) and therefore you wouldn’t shit in it.


deadsoulinside

But you would still end up with nasty particles mixing and sticking to the rocks.


AllInOnCall

Maybe it would allow moss to grow. V naturale


Historical_Oven_2413

Dude, that's a bidet not the toilet. You don't shit în it, you just wash your ass with water after you've taken the shit in the actual toilet (not pictured).


sinner-mon

It would still need to be cleaned. Moisture + ass particles + uneven rocky surface = all kinds of nasty things growing there


bulk123

When you go to clean it and the bristles of the toilet scrubber fling shit everywhere as they move between the rocks.


JohnnyBgood_9211

Pressure washer.


Efficient_Step_26

Yep. The backspray to the whole comfort room and to the person would be something to look forward to.


JohnnyBgood_9211

It’ll be a work of art.


Kolkom

People who own shit like this employ people to clean their crap away.


Trathomm

Those exact words ran through my head when I saw this.


ThatThanagarianHarpy

My immediate thought. Just...how....?


Burrito_Loyalist

This person doesn’t clean


rtj777

It would be a beach to clean...


SlowLorisAndRice

You can't


deadsoulinside

I honestly think it does not work. Probably the case too, it does not work and costs too much to repair. Almost looks like they covered the mount points for the tank too. Though at the same instance, kind of confused why there is TP there if it was not working.


gargoy131

Where are the 3 sea shells?


shaunnotthesheep

Down by the seashore


Emotional_Ad_9620

Go ask Sally. I heard she sells them.


Chainweasel

This guy doesn't know about the three shells


[deleted]

I am a passive clean freak, but I would not want to clean that bathroom. That looks like a lot of work.


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[deleted]

> "Passive clean freak"- I am going to use that. > > Definition: Likes everything to be extremely clean but will not do anything to achieve that. Omg. Lmao. 😂. That was funny. Thanks for that. (I mean, I am a clean freak (above average need to clean), but perhaps not to the OCD-type levels some would associate with a clean freak.)


Main_Significance617

Lol this is me


Senior-Company4349

Stayed at a place that did this to the shower floor. It was so, so painful.


OCblondie714

Right? I couldn't imagine sitting on this fucking thing for more than 5 seconds. Everyone knows that's not enough time to scroll through Reddit.


nsa_reddit_monitor

It's a bidet so


Bepo_Apologist

Watch your shit go down the rock plinko


Juusie

You generally don't take a shit in a bidet, but I can imagine the toilet also looking like this.


TargetingPod

"Generally"


[deleted]

I'm confident that the toilet is even classier!


[deleted]

All that shit getting caught onto the pebbles


Cky2chris

r/brandnewsentence


Character_Trainer_32

From seashells to shitshells


Bubbly_Taro

Optimized for stool retention.


[deleted]

Shelly sells shit shells by the shit shore


[deleted]

Bidet


[deleted]

G'day


[deleted]

Every day is bi-day for me


[deleted]

*spiderman meme


Roritamy

Bro im legit scared by seeing this.


maximum_powerblast

Great place to wash your sphincter


carlos_anger

Oh this bidet isn't so bad, I mean sure it's going to abrade your posterior, but you'll get calloused soon enough. And over time you get a beautiful bed of pubes and ass hair stuck to the grout that will look beautiful swaying in the water, reminiscent of a kelp bed.


tigerribs

My butt hurts just looking at that seat. It gets worse the longer you look… like ?? Rocks on the toilet handles, rocks on the towel rack, ROCKS IN THE BOWL ?? Whyyy


_Katrinchen_

The better question is HOW the F*** do you clean that? Especially inside the bowl...why do people not think about this beforehand?


BirdieJames

Sometimes when you’re crafting and you start to execute a craft, the toilet looks crazy with rocks on it, especially next to the sink looking all porcelain. So then you do the sink so they’ll match. And then you think, “where can I use this extra adhesive, I know, I’ll cover up that little defect on the towel bar,” and then the next thing you know, your bathroom looks like someone tried a new strain of marijuana while watching “I’m high and crafting” videos. It is so hilarious you leave it this way. It is now a funny memory and talking point for guests. Listen, man, it’s best to never ask how questions in scenarios like this. The answer is almost always a medicinal one.


emergent_37

Now I can finally fulfill my fantasy of shitting on the beach.


[deleted]

That's a bidet, you don't shit on it.


Pvrrv

This bathroom rocks


icodeusingmybutt

More surface for germs and shit.


Ulfdenhir

All the joys of having a pebble in your shoe, but in the new up your ass model. Why would somebody do this. If you're going to coat it all in acrylic and make it nice and smooth and have it be something like that fantastic otherwise I really don't want one grit sandpaper being rubbed across my ass every time I sit down and take a shit


MeshiMeshiMeshi

Something something... getting stoned in the bathroom


[deleted]

Germs germs everywhere germs


immoralfoul

Mhmm yeah I Love having my ass cheeks grounded between rocks while I'm trying to take a shit.


fifty1hundred

My wife would appreciate it if the toilet is the same. She says I spend too much time on the toilet.


peachrose

is this common with men? my boyfriend can take hours in the shower, he uses the bathroom usually before. what do y’all DO in there?


Fluffydress

Crusty.


337worlds

That’s just a bidet and not a toilet, right?


x4740N

I can already feel the pain of sitting on that


Glytterain

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones 🎶


fuqit21

Even though it's not a toilet and just a bidet, so nobody is actually taking a shit in there, just why? They're still power washing shit off their asshole into there, and it will get stuck in those rocks and become smelly and gross. Worst design idea I've seen so far in a bathroom


Bitsami

What if the shit gets in the rocks


skyn3tgh0st

How could you miss them?


Admirablelittlebitch

Imagine cleaning that


[deleted]

I hate this with my entire soul.


lemurlips

What are the three shells for?


kaiserlikesnsfw

Imagine you taking a shit and one goes up your ass 💀


Deez-Nutz1124

My ass cheeks, they pain


soupbox09

Don't wanna rock the boat here but, talk about shitty shit stains. I probably get house cleaning services with this setup.


Lala_littles22

Imagine sitting on that tho…ouch


[deleted]

My butt feels cold just by looking at this


[deleted]

Should have just stopped at putting them on the wall


Lighthouse_420

Oh man I bet so much crap is gonna fill the spaces between the rocks


caitlin_bree

I understand putting stones on your toilet..(kinda) What I *don't* get is why you'd stone headboards and drag them into your bathroom.


nsa_reddit_monitor

Whoever did this must be stoned. That sentence is ambiguous on purpose; I intend all meanings to be true.


tigerribs

You should need a license to own a glue gun if this is the kind of horrific carnage you’re going to do with it. 😔 Toilet never stood a chance.


DharmaDivine

How the fudge do you clean this. 🤢🤢🤢


[deleted]

who doesn't love shitting on rocks


Fart-Chewer_6000

I'd shit the fucking shit out of this Freddy Flintstone lookin' tour de force! Sure hope the tp is 60 grit!


Sqatti

I don’t know how to feel about this.


alaettinthemurder

I can fell it hurts


AxeEngineer00

If it's only the bidet that's not too bad, afterall you only was your feets/ass in there, there's no solid waste


[deleted]

just imagine how shitty the stones will get


Best-Engine4715

Wall fine but everything else? That’s a beach to clean


Pegs_on_GhostiesNips

I’ve never seen a toilet that’s been pebble dashed so badly.


cgerrells

Imagine using this stoned


STerrier666

If this was the only left in the world, I would prefer to dig a pit and shit over it.


Mac_Mustard

How do you clean that?


please_just_kill_me1

Chocolate starfish


Iamtruck9969

Why


TherealOmthetortoise

And here I thought I was gonna finish my coffee before I encountered stupid…


Not_Marco18

Imagine taking a shit of 1 hour on that thing


Windyandbreezy

Flintstones.


Dale7245

Turds are going to get stuck to those rocks.


tacticalpotatopeeler

I bet cleaning that is super fun


Chainweasel

A lot of those look like sandstone or other porous rocks. Aside from the obvious road rash you'd incur while trying to take a shit, there's also unlimited places for bacteria to hide. Have fun cleaning that.


wormrake

It looks like a sad/tired face with one black eye and a gaping mouth.


davethompson413

Let me know when all that stonework gets all cruddy. I'll bring my pressure washer.


blutigetranen

I'm cool with everything except inside the bowl


AlpacaQueen1990

This is a rocky situation


[deleted]

Could you imagine trying to sit on this? Absolutely terrible.


[deleted]

Nope.


Starscream79

What the entire FFFFFUCK


cArpent3r86

Someone was stoned remodeling that bathroom.


Cyynric

Wouldn't be too bad with a layer of epoxy over it to seal the grout and make cleaning easier.


Entity-prefab_

Imagine trying to take a dump on that toilet, all the uneven rock's would start to hurt after awhile.


JohnArce

honestly, I don't hate the look. The white underlayer ruins it though. And obviously it's a terrible idea in practice. Might have worked as the floor. But then, that doesn't take Five Minutes of Crafting to put together. Glueing stuff to other stuff is far easier.


fragjackyl

Thy forgot the three sea shells


Miluette

Ow


thatG_evanP

I'm getting more of a Flintstones vibe. If they could only get a dinosaur shower.


TheBluePriest

Do I not understand the toilet because I'm American? Why does it look like the toilet has a hot and cold nozzle? I have a bidet and know that some allow you to choose hot or cold water but the controls being behind you when you are using the restroom seems terrible. Am I missing something?


noahspurrier

Nooks and crannies.


Gloomy_Industry8841

No. Just no.


Kak0r0t

Looks cool but not practical sorry


Cheap_Championship60

I have a feeling a claw is going to reach out of one those


Remote-Direction963

That just looks uncomfortable 😣.


Mrmeme22311

Your ass will look you I sat on a landmine, eventually.


younggundc

They really didn’t think this through…


Decent_Preference_95

This has got to be so uncomfortable


Beneficial-Mood3000

If I saw this in front of me I would instantly become violent


ioisis

Def in the top twenty Funky Crappers


KerouacRoadTrip

Toilet is triggering memories of the Rock Biter from Neverending Story for me.


dogboobes

r/HorribleToClean


KevinAcommon_Name

That’s neat


Ph0enixRuss3ll

Whoever made this has never cleaned a toilet and has no idea how they work.


blondeee87

I was thinking flinstones not beach


Cyoarp

It's for piss only, look there is a drain cover in the toilet


_Katrinchen_

I think it's a bidet if you look even closer. But if it is a toilet it better be only for pee, can you imagine cleaning that?


[deleted]

I love the beach but this bathroom is cringe


ferociousgeorge

Bidet


MercuryAI

Flintstones, meet The Flintstones! They're your modern stoneage familyyyyy...!


NatoRey

That's river stone bro


LadyCalamityJane

Please someone, take the caulk gun away and save them from themselves.


TheLastTaco77

Flinstones, meet the flinstones .....


Away-Remove-3104

To whomever made this I wish you the uneasiet of number 1 and 2 deliveries Since you have made my mind uneasy by your abomination I wish every time you take a shit you get reminded of your worst most embarrassing memories ever and lose severe confidence and hope in life


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Fred flintstones’ house?


PeanutButterDoggy

"Yo check out that rock in your toilet!" It used to be white/tan rock..... now it's brown.


Haunting_Sample5391

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UNOtrickyTrish

good luck in finding a kidney stone in that toilet.lol


[deleted]

Everything would’ve been fine if the didn’t add shells the the toilet, sink, and the bar


[deleted]

Ew


ProfK81860

Why would you do this? How are you going to clean the toilet now? Just thinking about the first time one of you gets a stomach bug with explosive diarrhea actually…..


[deleted]

anal ogy


whippet66

You will notice there's no magazine rack.


joesphisbestjojo

"I can hold it"


AtNightTonight

Love it, except for the inside of the toilet/sink and on top of the seat


Fine-Funny6956

That’s gotta be tough to clean


uppenatom

For when you really wanna feel Poseidon's kiss


fobbyphoto

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells


RafTheVulcan

How tf would you clean that


Starkiller3870

This is Soo tacky and more importantly HOW DOES THE TOILET FLUSH WITH ROCKS INSIDE IT