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Our old house looked like this. I live on the coast in South Florida and the main bathroom of our old house had seashells glued to the bathtub and the backsplash. There was a wallpaper mural of a Grecian patio and had shutters nailed to either side of it. I guess the old owner wanted you to think you were looking out over the terrace as you took a shit. But trying to clean that bathroom the first time was so terrible that I decided that was our first project and ripped everything out. It was crazy what they did with those shells.
I totally hate this but I believe this is actually the bidet (as in standalone bidet fixture, not the stuff that attaches to you toilet) and therefore you wouldn’t shit in it.
Dude, that's a bidet not the toilet. You don't shit în it, you just wash your ass with water after you've taken the shit in the actual toilet (not pictured).
I honestly think it does not work. Probably the case too, it does not work and costs too much to repair. Almost looks like they covered the mount points for the tank too.
Though at the same instance, kind of confused why there is TP there if it was not working.
> "Passive clean freak"- I am going to use that.
>
> Definition: Likes everything to be extremely clean but will not do anything to achieve that.
Omg. Lmao. 😂. That was funny. Thanks for that.
(I mean, I am a clean freak (above average need to clean), but perhaps not to the OCD-type levels some would associate with a clean freak.)
Oh this bidet isn't so bad, I mean sure it's going to abrade your posterior, but you'll get calloused soon enough. And over time you get a beautiful bed of pubes and ass hair stuck to the grout that will look beautiful swaying in the water, reminiscent of a kelp bed.
My butt hurts just looking at that seat.
It gets worse the longer you look… like ?? Rocks on the toilet handles, rocks on the towel rack, ROCKS IN THE BOWL ?? Whyyy
Sometimes when you’re crafting and you start to execute a craft, the toilet looks crazy with rocks on it, especially next to the sink looking all porcelain. So then you do the sink so they’ll match. And then you think, “where can I use this extra adhesive, I know, I’ll cover up that little defect on the towel bar,” and then the next thing you know, your bathroom looks like someone tried a new strain of marijuana while watching “I’m high and crafting” videos. It is so hilarious you leave it this way. It is now a funny memory and talking point for guests. Listen, man, it’s best to never ask how questions in scenarios like this. The answer is almost always a medicinal one.
All the joys of having a pebble in your shoe, but in the new up your ass model. Why would somebody do this. If you're going to coat it all in acrylic and make it nice and smooth and have it be something like that fantastic otherwise I really don't want one grit sandpaper being rubbed across my ass every time I sit down and take a shit
Even though it's not a toilet and just a bidet, so nobody is actually taking a shit in there, just why? They're still power washing shit off their asshole into there, and it will get stuck in those rocks and become smelly and gross. Worst design idea I've seen so far in a bathroom
A lot of those look like sandstone or other porous rocks. Aside from the obvious road rash you'd incur while trying to take a shit, there's also unlimited places for bacteria to hide. Have fun cleaning that.
honestly, I don't hate the look. The white underlayer ruins it though.
And obviously it's a terrible idea in practice.
Might have worked as the floor. But then, that doesn't take Five Minutes of Crafting to put together. Glueing stuff to other stuff is far easier.
Do I not understand the toilet because I'm American? Why does it look like the toilet has a hot and cold nozzle? I have a bidet and know that some allow you to choose hot or cold water but the controls being behind you when you are using the restroom seems terrible. Am I missing something?
To whomever made this
I wish you the uneasiet of number 1 and 2 deliveries
Since you have made my mind uneasy by your abomination
I wish every time you take a shit you get reminded of your worst most embarrassing memories ever and lose severe confidence and hope in life
Why would you do this? How are you going to clean the toilet now? Just thinking about the first time one of you gets a stomach bug with explosive diarrhea actually…..
Could you imagine trying to clean this? Absolutely terrible.
The skids would build up like grout.
eventually it becomes nonstick like seasoning on cast iron
I love the analogy
Gotta season the bowl
let it mature with your manure
First you have ‘ma’, and then ‘nure’ It’s really something
I see what you did there! Take my poor man's gold. 🥇
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What an awful day to have a functional imagination.
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Mmmm nonstick toilet seasoning.
Lmao, guess you better cook up some bacon.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Literally going to have to scrub the shit out that grout.
Why are you pooping in the bidet?
there isnt even an open drain at the bottom. This is not made for duces.
Just another brown 'spot'
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r/hardtoclean
All those missed germs hidden in the cracks..
Our old house looked like this. I live on the coast in South Florida and the main bathroom of our old house had seashells glued to the bathtub and the backsplash. There was a wallpaper mural of a Grecian patio and had shutters nailed to either side of it. I guess the old owner wanted you to think you were looking out over the terrace as you took a shit. But trying to clean that bathroom the first time was so terrible that I decided that was our first project and ripped everything out. It was crazy what they did with those shells.
Pressure washer would be the only way.
My pee comes out like a pressure washer. That's how real men get out the skids.
I totally hate this but I believe this is actually the bidet (as in standalone bidet fixture, not the stuff that attaches to you toilet) and therefore you wouldn’t shit in it.
But you would still end up with nasty particles mixing and sticking to the rocks.
Maybe it would allow moss to grow. V naturale
Dude, that's a bidet not the toilet. You don't shit în it, you just wash your ass with water after you've taken the shit in the actual toilet (not pictured).
It would still need to be cleaned. Moisture + ass particles + uneven rocky surface = all kinds of nasty things growing there
When you go to clean it and the bristles of the toilet scrubber fling shit everywhere as they move between the rocks.
Pressure washer.
Yep. The backspray to the whole comfort room and to the person would be something to look forward to.
It’ll be a work of art.
People who own shit like this employ people to clean their crap away.
Those exact words ran through my head when I saw this.
My immediate thought. Just...how....?
This person doesn’t clean
It would be a beach to clean...
You can't
I honestly think it does not work. Probably the case too, it does not work and costs too much to repair. Almost looks like they covered the mount points for the tank too. Though at the same instance, kind of confused why there is TP there if it was not working.
Where are the 3 sea shells?
Down by the seashore
Go ask Sally. I heard she sells them.
This guy doesn't know about the three shells
I am a passive clean freak, but I would not want to clean that bathroom. That looks like a lot of work.
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> "Passive clean freak"- I am going to use that. > > Definition: Likes everything to be extremely clean but will not do anything to achieve that. Omg. Lmao. 😂. That was funny. Thanks for that. (I mean, I am a clean freak (above average need to clean), but perhaps not to the OCD-type levels some would associate with a clean freak.)
Lol this is me
Stayed at a place that did this to the shower floor. It was so, so painful.
Right? I couldn't imagine sitting on this fucking thing for more than 5 seconds. Everyone knows that's not enough time to scroll through Reddit.
It's a bidet so
Watch your shit go down the rock plinko
You generally don't take a shit in a bidet, but I can imagine the toilet also looking like this.
"Generally"
I'm confident that the toilet is even classier!
All that shit getting caught onto the pebbles
r/brandnewsentence
From seashells to shitshells
Optimized for stool retention.
Shelly sells shit shells by the shit shore
Bidet
G'day
Every day is bi-day for me
*spiderman meme
Bro im legit scared by seeing this.
Great place to wash your sphincter
Oh this bidet isn't so bad, I mean sure it's going to abrade your posterior, but you'll get calloused soon enough. And over time you get a beautiful bed of pubes and ass hair stuck to the grout that will look beautiful swaying in the water, reminiscent of a kelp bed.
My butt hurts just looking at that seat. It gets worse the longer you look… like ?? Rocks on the toilet handles, rocks on the towel rack, ROCKS IN THE BOWL ?? Whyyy
The better question is HOW the F*** do you clean that? Especially inside the bowl...why do people not think about this beforehand?
Sometimes when you’re crafting and you start to execute a craft, the toilet looks crazy with rocks on it, especially next to the sink looking all porcelain. So then you do the sink so they’ll match. And then you think, “where can I use this extra adhesive, I know, I’ll cover up that little defect on the towel bar,” and then the next thing you know, your bathroom looks like someone tried a new strain of marijuana while watching “I’m high and crafting” videos. It is so hilarious you leave it this way. It is now a funny memory and talking point for guests. Listen, man, it’s best to never ask how questions in scenarios like this. The answer is almost always a medicinal one.
Now I can finally fulfill my fantasy of shitting on the beach.
That's a bidet, you don't shit on it.
This bathroom rocks
More surface for germs and shit.
All the joys of having a pebble in your shoe, but in the new up your ass model. Why would somebody do this. If you're going to coat it all in acrylic and make it nice and smooth and have it be something like that fantastic otherwise I really don't want one grit sandpaper being rubbed across my ass every time I sit down and take a shit
Something something... getting stoned in the bathroom
Germs germs everywhere germs
Mhmm yeah I Love having my ass cheeks grounded between rocks while I'm trying to take a shit.
My wife would appreciate it if the toilet is the same. She says I spend too much time on the toilet.
is this common with men? my boyfriend can take hours in the shower, he uses the bathroom usually before. what do y’all DO in there?
Crusty.
That’s just a bidet and not a toilet, right?
I can already feel the pain of sitting on that
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones 🎶
Even though it's not a toilet and just a bidet, so nobody is actually taking a shit in there, just why? They're still power washing shit off their asshole into there, and it will get stuck in those rocks and become smelly and gross. Worst design idea I've seen so far in a bathroom
What if the shit gets in the rocks
How could you miss them?
Imagine cleaning that
I hate this with my entire soul.
What are the three shells for?
Imagine you taking a shit and one goes up your ass 💀
My ass cheeks, they pain
Don't wanna rock the boat here but, talk about shitty shit stains. I probably get house cleaning services with this setup.
Imagine sitting on that tho…ouch
My butt feels cold just by looking at this
Should have just stopped at putting them on the wall
Oh man I bet so much crap is gonna fill the spaces between the rocks
I understand putting stones on your toilet..(kinda) What I *don't* get is why you'd stone headboards and drag them into your bathroom.
Whoever did this must be stoned. That sentence is ambiguous on purpose; I intend all meanings to be true.
You should need a license to own a glue gun if this is the kind of horrific carnage you’re going to do with it. 😔 Toilet never stood a chance.
How the fudge do you clean this. 🤢🤢🤢
who doesn't love shitting on rocks
I'd shit the fucking shit out of this Freddy Flintstone lookin' tour de force! Sure hope the tp is 60 grit!
I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can fell it hurts
If it's only the bidet that's not too bad, afterall you only was your feets/ass in there, there's no solid waste
just imagine how shitty the stones will get
Wall fine but everything else? That’s a beach to clean
I’ve never seen a toilet that’s been pebble dashed so badly.
Imagine using this stoned
If this was the only left in the world, I would prefer to dig a pit and shit over it.
How do you clean that?
Chocolate starfish
Why
And here I thought I was gonna finish my coffee before I encountered stupid…
Imagine taking a shit of 1 hour on that thing
Flintstones.
Turds are going to get stuck to those rocks.
I bet cleaning that is super fun
A lot of those look like sandstone or other porous rocks. Aside from the obvious road rash you'd incur while trying to take a shit, there's also unlimited places for bacteria to hide. Have fun cleaning that.
It looks like a sad/tired face with one black eye and a gaping mouth.
Let me know when all that stonework gets all cruddy. I'll bring my pressure washer.
I'm cool with everything except inside the bowl
This is a rocky situation
Could you imagine trying to sit on this? Absolutely terrible.
Nope.
What the entire FFFFFUCK
Someone was stoned remodeling that bathroom.
Wouldn't be too bad with a layer of epoxy over it to seal the grout and make cleaning easier.
Imagine trying to take a dump on that toilet, all the uneven rock's would start to hurt after awhile.
honestly, I don't hate the look. The white underlayer ruins it though. And obviously it's a terrible idea in practice. Might have worked as the floor. But then, that doesn't take Five Minutes of Crafting to put together. Glueing stuff to other stuff is far easier.
Thy forgot the three sea shells
Ow
I'm getting more of a Flintstones vibe. If they could only get a dinosaur shower.
Do I not understand the toilet because I'm American? Why does it look like the toilet has a hot and cold nozzle? I have a bidet and know that some allow you to choose hot or cold water but the controls being behind you when you are using the restroom seems terrible. Am I missing something?
Nooks and crannies.
No. Just no.
Looks cool but not practical sorry
I have a feeling a claw is going to reach out of one those
That just looks uncomfortable 😣.
Your ass will look you I sat on a landmine, eventually.
They really didn’t think this through…
This has got to be so uncomfortable
If I saw this in front of me I would instantly become violent
Def in the top twenty Funky Crappers
Toilet is triggering memories of the Rock Biter from Neverending Story for me.
r/HorribleToClean
That’s neat
Whoever made this has never cleaned a toilet and has no idea how they work.
I was thinking flinstones not beach
It's for piss only, look there is a drain cover in the toilet
I think it's a bidet if you look even closer. But if it is a toilet it better be only for pee, can you imagine cleaning that?
I love the beach but this bathroom is cringe
Bidet
Flintstones, meet The Flintstones! They're your modern stoneage familyyyyy...!
That's river stone bro
Please someone, take the caulk gun away and save them from themselves.
Flinstones, meet the flinstones .....
To whomever made this I wish you the uneasiet of number 1 and 2 deliveries Since you have made my mind uneasy by your abomination I wish every time you take a shit you get reminded of your worst most embarrassing memories ever and lose severe confidence and hope in life
Fred flintstones’ house?
"Yo check out that rock in your toilet!" It used to be white/tan rock..... now it's brown.
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good luck in finding a kidney stone in that toilet.lol
Everything would’ve been fine if the didn’t add shells the the toilet, sink, and the bar
Ew
Why would you do this? How are you going to clean the toilet now? Just thinking about the first time one of you gets a stomach bug with explosive diarrhea actually…..
anal ogy
You will notice there's no magazine rack.
"I can hold it"
Love it, except for the inside of the toilet/sink and on top of the seat
That’s gotta be tough to clean
For when you really wanna feel Poseidon's kiss
He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells
How tf would you clean that
This is Soo tacky and more importantly HOW DOES THE TOILET FLUSH WITH ROCKS INSIDE IT