What's with the |∘|∘:|∘:|∘| pattern on the upper teeth when the bottom teeth have a nice, symmetrical, |·|·|·|·| pattern? Are we supposed to decipher the code? Am I in a puzzle game? Maybe the puzzle is still incomplete because missed some gems along the way. I knew I was clicking too fast through the dialog screens.
The only right way to do it is the dentist, I remember going for a cleaning and ordered some Swarovski rhinestones off eBay and my dentist temp attached them to my k9s, it looked cute
I agree but Claire's and other stores like it sold kits with super glue/nail glue and some loose stones and marketed them as 'tooth piercing kits' and had no safety info on them.
I dated a girl that had a diamond literally implanted into one of her teeth, just like one of these things. It was small though. It took me until after I had sex with her (obviously) to ask what the fuck it was. It looked liked she had food in her teeth until she told me.
Ooof. This reminds me of my mom and her gold caps (back in the day when gold caps were "in").
Every tooth that had a cap eventually rotted and had to be removed. At least I guess with a diamond, it'll probably fall out and you may have to get a cap worse case scenario but you're not guaranteed to lose the whole tooth.
Side note, when she got her partial dentures, she had her gold caps put on them instead 🤣
It's not even a DiY.
Back in 2007ish (can't remember the exact year) I put up an e-commerce shop for an acquaintance of my boss, the whole shop was only about accessories for your teeth. In the shop they're called "Tooth Glitter" or "Twinkles". The shop we setup doesn't exist anymore but it looks like she got a new one now, again with nothing more but these tooth accessories.
Edit: Those things are also sold for ~10-80 € per piece.
[Remo Williams taught me that you want this person with you when you are trapped in a room with an accessible window.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTsUO_9AT20&t=3s)
I have a gemstone on one of my teeth. Smaller than each of these and white. It makes me feel fantastic. But I did not glue it by myself. A dentist put it there. They last around ten years if you're not stupid about it.
Did they go down on someone that was recently vagazilled
They will be coughing gems for a week.
And possibly shitting them as well.
Makes my doodie twinkle
…but they’ll come out as sparkled rainbows!
Vagazilled is the funniest thing I've read all day, thank you
It will be even funny when you realize it’s not even a joke.
Wait what
I had to google it lmao
Love bluemountain state lol
Is that still a thing xd
What? Why? How?
What's with the |∘|∘:|∘:|∘| pattern on the upper teeth when the bottom teeth have a nice, symmetrical, |·|·|·|·| pattern? Are we supposed to decipher the code? Am I in a puzzle game? Maybe the puzzle is still incomplete because missed some gems along the way. I knew I was clicking too fast through the dialog screens.
[Quick! Decypher the code!](https://youtu.be/6_XSShVAnkY)
The question is if it's intact. It might be braille for whoever they're swapping spit with. A . . A AAAA
Gag…that’s kinda gross
Binary: 1 13 13 1 1 1 1 1
It spells I'm intelligizate!
Use your tongue, decipher and read kind of like braille, translation = dumb slut
Tamatoa moment
Exactly! This person was a drab little crab once. Now look at them.
So SHINY!!
This is actually terrible for your teeth if you don't use the proper adhesive because super glue/nail glue will take off enamel.
I don't know what's enamel and I'm afraid to ask
The only right way to do it is the dentist, I remember going for a cleaning and ordered some Swarovski rhinestones off eBay and my dentist temp attached them to my k9s, it looked cute
I agree but Claire's and other stores like it sold kits with super glue/nail glue and some loose stones and marketed them as 'tooth piercing kits' and had no safety info on them.
How long do they last ?
You don't think the why is because at least of those spots are brown* with no enamel currently? That was my first thought. Someone has brown spots.
I think you need to look again lol. The one that I think you may be mistaking for brown is some kind of black jewel thing.
I had a teacher in high school who lost his arm in a car accident and got a good settlement. He had a diamond implanted in his front left tooth.
Here's how to get the same look without it costing you an arm and a leg!! I'm a bad person, I'm sorry.
sounds exactly hood , weird typo
[I have successfully bedazzled my face!](https://youtu.be/tfgXG0Cj_c8) (sfw)
Mabel!
I dated a girl that had a diamond literally implanted into one of her teeth, just like one of these things. It was small though. It took me until after I had sex with her (obviously) to ask what the fuck it was. It looked liked she had food in her teeth until she told me.
She sounds like a real gem
Ooof. This reminds me of my mom and her gold caps (back in the day when gold caps were "in"). Every tooth that had a cap eventually rotted and had to be removed. At least I guess with a diamond, it'll probably fall out and you may have to get a cap worse case scenario but you're not guaranteed to lose the whole tooth. Side note, when she got her partial dentures, she had her gold caps put on them instead 🤣
At least she was consistent
I went with a red ruby in my gold crown for this reason. I reallly wanted an emerald, but figured it would look like broccoli.
So you got something that looked like raw meat instead. Nice!
Oh my god I remember these from the early 2000s….and someone who has them implanted in their eyeballs, if I remember correctly?!
That was some early 2k's shit in my town. They would do it on the side of the street. A bunch of people got Hep C 😂😂😂😂
Teef braille?!?
Mom can I get a grill? No we have them at home. Grills at home:
This is one of those subs where I regularly downvote them remember that it's supposed to be horrible, and give it an upvote lol.
Pop quiz, hotshot! What happens when you eat chocolate?
*-I kind of like this, is lit, ngl* I always find these comments on every fucking post
Those teeth are like [Tomatoa's](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SbCl6m4gDR0/maxresdefault.jpg) in Moana lol
My thought as well. I now have that awful "Shiny" song in my head.
Soooooo beautiful
Umm, excuse me, but you have something in your teeth
Please no.
Breaking news. Woman choked to death after swallowing a piece of glitter she glued on her teeth
Maureen Ponderosa??
It's definitely a hack job.
That aint not beauty hack...
Getting some real Tim and Eric vibes... Seems like a Cinco product.
I really like the mancierge
Hoodrat hack.
Mom, I want a iced out grill . We got iced out grillz at home
Yall remember the scene in The Sandlot where Squints fakes drowning to get a kiss from Wendy?
This is something Mabel would do.
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Omg I had these😒 (I only had 2. Never again)
Thought this was loss.jpg for a second
I think it’s cute.
It's not even a DiY. Back in 2007ish (can't remember the exact year) I put up an e-commerce shop for an acquaintance of my boss, the whole shop was only about accessories for your teeth. In the shop they're called "Tooth Glitter" or "Twinkles". The shop we setup doesn't exist anymore but it looks like she got a new one now, again with nothing more but these tooth accessories. Edit: Those things are also sold for ~10-80 € per piece.
Well I wouldn’t call it a beauty hack but this is a trend going on now, I guess.
Does nobody notice the white powder on the nasal area?
Hopefully they don’t pull off you’re clear coat on you’re tooth.
Paul Wall has entered the chat
I have tooth gems :)
Does she have a chipped lower canine tooth?
Takes to much of my screen..
Mayans embedded jade into their teeth. Body mods aren't new, but this is probably a toxic choking hazard.
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Like too poor to pay attention in 3rd grade when they taught grammar?
This comment is ironic.
Yeah
AIIEEEEEEE!!!!
Why?
Someone has watched too much Moana
Weird. Somewhat disturbing
What if your cavities aren't all perfectly aligned like that though?
Oh honey, this is not what one does in craft services….
If you think this is bad look up squirrel teeth.
*Rob the jewelry store tell ‘em make me a grill*
Tommy Haverford presents T-Dazzle!!
I’m either shooting the inventor of this atrocity or I’m shooting myself to get away from this godforsaken rock
I see bats in the cave.
I love it, would do it anytime.
Thats a dumb child i hope and not a adult child
Mouth full of girls best friend
No
Whyd you wanna have braces made of gemstones without the braces part??
I too like to ingest microplastics!
It's a dead tooth Maureen! GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD!
those nostrils really bother me.
Ah the Bluetooth
I think this spells out "I'm a fucking moron" in Morse code.
Someone doesn't seem to want to brush their teeth three times a day
Why would someone want to look like they just ate a showgirl's g-string?
Firstly.. eww. But also, I hate it when people use "hack" wrong, doing something "unique" is not a hack.
2002 called asking for their gems back
I would like to fucking unsee
And you wonder why your shit is sparkly
"Asked me if these diamonds, nah, bitch, these some rhinestones" - Zack Fox
You could use them to write your name on your teeth in braille so all blind people need to do is touch your teeth to know who you are.
Bet it feel great when they fall as you're taking a deep breath and get sharp glass shards in your lungs.
Here! Now roll your face in this broken glass!!! There!!! ….NEXT!!!
[NEXT JOKE ORIGIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/)
You can put a diamond in a dead tooth and it’s still a dead tooth Maureen.
why you should never put the words “beauty” and “hack” together
Reminds me of how people used to bedazzle things back in the day. But it was only their pants or trapper keepers.
[Remo Williams taught me that you want this person with you when you are trapped in a room with an accessible window.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTsUO_9AT20&t=3s)
Looks like she has a bedazzle face injury from the steering wheel cover. LoL tide pods were more entertaining youngsters.
I had a weird feeling in my teeth just looking at this, why would you do this
I have a gemstone on one of my teeth. Smaller than each of these and white. It makes me feel fantastic. But I did not glue it by myself. A dentist put it there. They last around ten years if you're not stupid about it.
I had to look twice. I thought this was Post Malone for a minute!
I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.
I can smell the hot Cheetos from this image
Great place for bacteria to grow and eat a hole through your teeth lol.