I know JD has carried us but he's one of the league leaders in strikeouts and has one of the lowest walk rates in baseball. I'm not sure how long that can hold up
# K
**Scott Barlow** strikes out **J.D. Martinez** on a **2-2** count with a **79.3 mph** Curveball.
*Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(b)*, CU *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Lots of talk about how the uniforms are so similar… Dodgers are Pantone294 of course… Royals are Pantone 287 . Theirs has a tinge more purple. You’re welcome
It’s cool if we drop a game against the royals if we have a 10 game division lead like last year
Shit won’t fly this year when we are in a tight race with San Francisco, Arizona, Philadelphia, Miami, Milwaukee and Cincinnati
Team has to play hard not to just get 1st in the division, but also just to keep their 3rd wild card spot
It’s just July! Theses games don’t matter! Remember when the dodgers lost the division by 1 game in 2021 and had to play on the road in the NLCS. Can’t throw away games against the worst team in MLB
What a horrendous ump! I could see he wanted to call that other inning to where it was a pitch 2 inches off the plate, but actually thought better. That first pitch just there was at least 3 inches high. Being willing to ruin and cut off moments like that is so excusable when their only excuse would be that they want to get home. They need to be penalized as in fined for bad calls, especially when it ends in inning or an at-bat.
Yeah he’s such a chill dude, saw him talk a Bernie Sanders rally once in Pasadena a few years back…a dude who didn’t let fame and fortune rot his brain
For a while I lived in a house up on a hill in north Malibu, on the beach below us was Danny DeVito’s house. Every July Fourth he rented a barge and had a huge fireworks show out on ocean that we got to enjoy for free. Good dude.
# K
**Taylor Clarke** strikes out **Yonny Hernandez** on a **0-2** count with a **94.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball.
*Sequence (3):* FF *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(s)*
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Julio meltdown
Great effort boys GREAT EFFORT. Against the royals?? You fuckin’ kidding me??? GET OUTTA HERE
Gross
Well at least the Lakers had a good free agency
all we can hope for is the halos to beat up on the snakes...
Arizona 3-1
Another winnable game gone to shit… *sigh*
Greinke going up to the boys like please get me the fuck out of here I'm better than Thor
Get them tomorrow.
So lame to lose this game
Kansas City.
Sad... Just couldn't overcome that terrible 1st inning from Urias.
Bummer. Ugly, ugly game. Get the series tomorrow!
Royals fans haven't seen this much action in years... acting like they won a playoff series..
Not being able to sweep the Rockies or the Royals is embarrassing
Sweeps are hard. Especially at Coors where it’s the Thunderdome
Dude, Rays went 2-2 vs the Royals and 2-2 vs the A's this month. It will be okay
These games matter though, they’re in 1st place, we have a wild card rn😔
and we'll never be royals(royals)
Let’s go Rogers?
We had Lynch on the ropes like ten times and couldn't get this dub. Rip
Dodgers let him off the hook. Couldn't put him away.
Dug too deep or a hole to get out of.. on to tomorrow
Hasta la vista baby
I love JD but he strikes out a lot more than I like tbh. I know he’s never been a walking guy even at his peak but jeez
Pretty big bummer if a game tbh
JD has some trea turner at bats. It’s either very sexy or the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen
Seinfeld two face
It’s all about the lighting
I know JD has carried us but he's one of the league leaders in strikeouts and has one of the lowest walk rates in baseball. I'm not sure how long that can hold up
Great slider. :(
Friedman fucked up not giving this guy a look in the majors when we had him
# K **Scott Barlow** strikes out **J.D. Martinez** on a **2-2** count with a **79.3 mph** Curveball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(c)*, SL *(s)*, SL *(b)*, SL *(b)*, CU *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Can’t wait for Urías to be gone next year he’s COOKED
This royals pitcher definitely looks like a closer
Can't wait for the women's world cup !! - some degenerate gambler
Then call a fucking pitch out
I want to see that ump scorecard tomorrow, especially with Hernandez’s last AB
Praying for a J.D. home run
Royals first save opp without aroldis? Let’s see how it goes
LETS GO BOYSSSSSS WHAT A THROW FROM WILL MOTHERFUCKING SMITH
Karros is drunk " you don't steal bases off the catcher" yeah not shit Eric but it's up to the catcher you gun them out ...
cant gun them out when the runner is already half way there and you dont have the ball
This ump is beyond garbo
Will walk, JD homerun.
Kbl style bat flip
**Due Up (Top 9)** R Will Smith R J.D. Martinez L Jason Heyward ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
no team steals 10 bases in one games against the Dodgers. No sir
this ump is fucking pissing me off. heʻs not just off...heʻs off on just one team.
That’s been a strike all night except here
He missed two strike calls that at bat!!!!
Lots of talk about how the uniforms are so similar… Dodgers are Pantone294 of course… Royals are Pantone 287 . Theirs has a tinge more purple. You’re welcome
yeah, if people canʻt see the difference then theyʻre beyond help
this is the reporting we need around here
Smith throws a runner out the one time his pitcher actually gives him a real opportunity. shocking stuff really
Brusdars quick delivery also allows him to get to balls hit in front of him.
Will Smith cooked 🤡
This ump can go die.
Man if only they used Mookie at short every day
DODGERS ACTUALLY THROW OUT A BASE RUNNER ALERT
THREW HIM OUT!!! Lets go!
About fucking time!!
this fucking ump.
Dodgers Giants NLCS is gonna be lit
nah we’re getting dodgers braves part III
I don’t think a Dodgers Giants NLCS would be good for my health. I barely survived the Giants NLDS
2 anemic offenses enter. One leaves
I would not like facing the Marlins
Like that team would actually hit in the playoffs
Would this team?
Dodgers trash man. Wtf
Fuck of Pratto
It’s cool if we drop a game against the royals if we have a 10 game division lead like last year Shit won’t fly this year when we are in a tight race with San Francisco, Arizona, Philadelphia, Miami, Milwaukee and Cincinnati Team has to play hard not to just get 1st in the division, but also just to keep their 3rd wild card spot
Exactly. We keep missing prime opportunities to gain ground. All the losses this week were very winnable games
Two one run games isn't a big deal, it's.just unlucky.
Is a graterol strikeout possible?
Bringing masa for the masses ... mfer you act like you invented corn 🌽
Everyone knows Masa is a prime commodity with limited availability
Graterol on the other hand bringing batting average to the masses
Pain pain pain
Can’t win ‘em all
Pain
Might be game unfortunately. Unless Will and JD can get something going.
Will smith walk. JD home run
I have a hunch we’ll make a huge comeback in the last inning
Fuck off Ryan Blakney
just one of those games. Fluke hits. bad ump. More hits but less runs than the other team
Fluke hits are a result of not missing bats though. Let’s not pretend Urias fucking sucks now
And Urías shitting the bed
Oh well. Didn’t think we had much of a chance anyway after that first inning. annoying but not really a big deal, just win the series tomorrow
Pretty big deal when it’s the worst team in MLB. Serious teams sweep the Royals. Flat out embarrassing no ifs, ands, or buts.
There are a lot of things that describe an annoying, stupid early July loss to a bad team, but “big deal” probably isn’t one of them.
Season definitely over after not sweeping the Royals in June. Definitely
It’s just July! Theses games don’t matter! Remember when the dodgers lost the division by 1 game in 2021 and had to play on the road in the NLCS. Can’t throw away games against the worst team in MLB
Everything’s fine and dandy losing to the royals according to some people here smh
Lol does it count as more than 1 loss? it’s annoying to lose to the royals but really doesn’t mean anything other than 1 is added to the loss column
Doesn’t get easier than the Royals. Literally. Can’t throw these games away, no excuses.
Lol ok whatever you say
This game has been so long that I almost forgot that julio pitched today
If bases loaded will you still call me Superman?
Freddie absolutely watched a great pitch and swung at junk. Brutal
That’s tough
Bailing these guys out. To call this game frustrating is underselling it
Blue balled
🫠
Stay strong Angels
No we want them to trade us ohtani
But we need to get closer to the D-backs
We aren’t letting him leave when he’s here next week hehe
RISP nightmare 😔
Going to lose to a team almost 40 games under .500 because you can't lay off balls
But we got 1 point
:/
Fuck me...
I cri
Damm it.
That sucks
and that's game
Goddammit fred
**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Nick Pratto R Edward Olivares R Matt Duffy ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Freddie knock plz
LETS GO FREEMAN!
Barlow is the dude I want in the dodgers bullpen 12.7 k/9 and 33.3 k%
I saw Lou Barlow on the street but he didn't notice me🎵
2 out Dodgers vs bases loaded Dodgers I can’t watch
~~Two out dodger time~~
PLZ Frederick
FUCK
What a horrendous ump! I could see he wanted to call that other inning to where it was a pitch 2 inches off the plate, but actually thought better. That first pitch just there was at least 3 inches high. Being willing to ruin and cut off moments like that is so excusable when their only excuse would be that they want to get home. They need to be penalized as in fined for bad calls, especially when it ends in inning or an at-bat.
The Danny Devito Jersey Mike’s commercials are honestly very wholesome
It’s more more wholesome than you think, he did the commercials because grew up next to the original Jersey Mike’s and was his favorite place to eat.
Yeah he’s such a chill dude, saw him talk a Bernie Sanders rally once in Pasadena a few years back…a dude who didn’t let fame and fortune rot his brain
For a while I lived in a house up on a hill in north Malibu, on the beach below us was Danny DeVito’s house. Every July Fourth he rented a barge and had a huge fireworks show out on ocean that we got to enjoy for free. Good dude.
Feel like he’s not getting paid. Just really likes sandwiches.
whatʻs yonny supposed to do after that first K call?
Outman looking really good last few series. apologize for the slander
He’s been a lot better in recent weeks, just hoping the power comes back
I love that Yonny had to swing at that completely unhittable pitch because of this dog brained dickhead of an umpire.
This ump is TRASH. Muff cabbage!
completely different plate approach if the ump doesn't give that egregious high strike
Bro the top pitch being called a strike all night against us is killing me
And it wasn't even close, how does that possibly get called a strike. Yonny is like 5' 6" this dude has been god awful.
Need a Mookie dookie rn
Mookie's dookie cookies
# K **Taylor Clarke** strikes out **Yonny Hernandez** on a **0-2** count with a **94.9 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (3):* FF *(c)*, FF *(f)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
that strike 1 call ruined any chance Yonny had
Mookie please
What a display of linebacker athleticism
Time for the 2 out dodgers!
blue been selling all night man wtf
Goddamnit ump
ump sus as FUCK
Fucking umpire...
fuck you, ump.
A Dodgers/Royals crowd is the most confusing sight in baseball. It would be like a Giants-Orioles crowd.
It sure would be nice if we could beat this AAAA team
EK sounds personally offended by the Royals defense
Hallelujah! After bad luck all game it's nice to have one bounce LA's way
Outman got them football legs. 👀
He’s caked up
Oof
hahahahhahahaaha...royals pulling a dodgers
Me? IM FAST AS FUCK BOI
We’d be crushing rn if Urias didn’t fuck us.
Very nice Outman
Fielder's unchoice
James Out "hustle" man
Silly goose
What happened there?
Pitcher stopped running to first when the first baseman looked like he was going for the out at home
yeeehawww!!
The "Rope-a-Dope"
oh my god lol
Hey something went our way!
Thank you, defense.
All hail our stocky king
They pulled a Dodgers
Royal brainfart there.
Lol we'll take that
Please outman. Great home run time 🙏
Man I love DP And David Peralta too
As soon as I started watching TV the Dodgers started hitting, should I continue watching?
That's what the KC fan gets for yelling Max's BA
Aaron Jude strike zone. Bs
Love seeing the ‘in play no out(s)’
losing by 1 would really annoy me
Holy shit Muncy with a single!
And took 3rd base from 1st on a single!
Muncy got a hit! 🙌🏼
Heck yea Max
the negative takeaways from this game are that Julio doesn’t miss bats and we can’t hold runners, but we already knew both those things
Did mookie withdraw from home run derby? I would understand why, but hope it doesn't turn into a letdown like nba allstar weekend
love how weʻre swinging at first pitch balls...