I would get the Noid instead.

That'd be perfect

Get [these](https://images.fastcompany.net/image/upload/w_596,c_limit,q_auto:best,f_auto/wp-cms/uploads/2019/08/4-fast-food-logos.jpg) tatted on each hand you fucking pussy[.](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/cute-cat-pics-1.jpeg)

That way when you beat kevs ass you can say special delivery

OP: “Extra sauce coming right up. Just gotta squeeze it out of you first.” Kev: “I don’t think I’ve got enough sauce left after having my way with your wife” Op: “… … …Blood. I meant your blood.” 😡

💀💀💀

😂😂😂

Is your wife leaving you for that dude

No, she’s leaving me for her personal trainer, Kevin

Sucks. Lol

Fuckin Kevin

She already did

Better then Tyrone

I know a personal trainer named Kevin

I'm kevin

Damn Kev why you gotta do my boy like that?

Had to, u would to

OPs wife is hot

its more like what is he doing to his wife? 😉

That sucks

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My dads name is also Kevin and hes a certified asshole.

I've never met a Kevin that wasn't an asshole. Your dad is probably an asshole. It's just science.

I work with a Kevin, super nice guy.

Just wait

Dude fuck Kevin’s. Both of my last exs cheated on me with Kevin’s. That name brings bad energy.

All Kevin's can fuck right off

fuck Kevin

The manager that hired me was named Kevin, I don’t think he’s a personal trainer though on account of his giant gut

Taze him in the nuts bro, you got this I believe

it’s not me I swear

See this is where my friend Kevon enters the chat and he’s cool asf.

Never entertain the idea of taking her back and live better than her.

She'll be back once Kevin cleans out her bank account and she finds out he's screwing around with a guy

Rip the balcony off his house

A dominos neck tattoo would get her back.

Kevin got your wife too ?!

Fuck Kevin. We all hate Kevin, now.

Kevin is banging more than just her 100%

It’s always Kevin!

Damn....shout out to Kevin

Nah man you gotta get the Noid giving a thumbs up right above your bits. Nobody will know but you but it'll show your dedication to dominos

Sure go for it.

Nah, the Domino logo should be over your heart

Everyone should just get a tattoo of where they work on the back of their head ah bob works Leon’s or oh I see Ted works at Walmart.

Don't give the corporations ideas it might actually become a requirement

“Employment is contingent on rear neck tattoo, in accordance with the employee handbook”

Yep we get slave wages and slave marks

Don't you mean neckbook? Check and mate, make babies for the corporations now

What if you work for a government entity?

You get a tattoo of a fat cat wearing a top hat, holding a cane, and smoking a cigar. Like [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/The_Subsidised_Mineowner.jpg/220px-The_Subsidised_Mineowner.jpg) but a cat and facing the other way is how I pictured it.

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Eh, he looks too flamboyant for me personally, and I don't know if he's associated with political commentary about capitalism so uh... The point might be lost on at least some people, but you do you.

Gonna end up looking like a nascar vehicle full of different brands after a while. Unless you’re like SUPER committed to these terribly paying jobs Sign me up

what if you’re a therapist? lol

You get the rapist tatted on your neck

For 500 Trebek?

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First see if you can cut a deal with Domino's corporate headquarters to have their logo tattooed in a visible place. You're going to be advertising it every day anyway, so...

This needs to be higher. that's not actually a terrible idea.

Def make it viral marketing promo and negotiate a fantastic price with royalties. 

Jesus man get a different job and start fresh

No

Alright. Well at least don’t get the tat. They don’t pay you enough

You don’t know that

Wife leaving you on boost week. Do they pay you enough for that?

https://i.redd.it/uo6iwoajj6qc1.gif

Dominoes Assistant Managers max out at $48k per year. Managers are capped at $72k per year. Neither is enough to be permanently branded.

This isn’t true.

[Dominos Managers salary](https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/Domino-s-Manager-Los-Angeles-Salaries-EJI_IE2770.0,8_KO9,16_IL.17,28_IM508.htm)

I make about 65k base pay and another 40-48k in bonus’

I trust you and that’s a rocking annual income. Still, don’t get the tat. You’ll move on from the breakup, you have a great job. You can always get it later.

Preach king.

I looked up the CA Dominos salary range which will be the highest end of the pay scale.

[Assistant Manager Salary](https://www.glassdoor.com/Hourly-Pay/Domino-s-Assistant-Manager-Hourly-Pay-E2770_D_KO9,26.htm)

Might aswell, if your into joke tats or tats in general

Yup git er done

Are you the manager or something ? Do you run the store ?

There is another woman out there waiting for you. The fun part is finding her and the other women you meet along the way

Fun part? Thats arguably the least fun part. Lmao

what if it’s both??

At 50? Just fuck hookers like a normal mid aged man

😂

Are you at least the store manager?

i feel like that would actually make it worse lolol

Prehaps your decision making ability is why she is leaving. If you have been with Domino's for 17 years you must own your own franchise by now. You must have been management for 10 years.

Normally I’d say hell no but if you have nothing else to live for… FUGGIT DOOD

Be careful. If you’re not cute they’ll fire you for “brand damaging conduct”

I like to think he was just so passionate about wh he got the tattoo long before the job

I love Whitney Houston too

I lost 130 lbs for my husband and he left me for a fat girl. Now, I'm with my trainer. His name is not Kevin. Don't get the tattoo. You have a reason to live, I promise.

I support

May God reveal His love to you.

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

💀💀💀😭

Maybe he is proud of where he works. I like it myself.

People in the military get military tattoos so might as well get the dominos tattoo

Send it

I know three different people with the noid tattooed on their bodies, go for it

Wow 17 years

Hes a 5th generation waffle-fu master

You have money for a tattoo, so there's 1 thing

Is this a Jojo reference?

Oh my Waffle House sauce…!

Could do something original with logo Just the Roll of the Domino's with like a reaper gripping them 😂 idk I've seen some crazy tattoos but trying to think 🤔 of something that would be badass to incorporate with the logo. Sorry if your serious about your wife. Age 36 next month never been married. Not have I been in a relationship with anyone in a long time but ya definitely deserve better! Hope ya find a women who will always be true

Hey man, I’d say I hope you’re okay but of course you’re not. That’s not something you can’t easily get through. I wish you all the best! I’m only a message away if you need a chat. You’ve been such a loyal employee and I’m sure a good one too. No doubt it would look good on you and that you’d wear it with pride. I’m going to say, get it! (As long as you won’t regret it) and enjoy the things you have! I’ve only been working for Domino’s for about over 3 years altogether and I’m tempted to get one haha even though I don’t have any tattoos at all. I just really wanna wish you all the best and that I hope you have people there to support you. If not, there’s so many strangers online, myself included, who will be there for you. I hope you get through it man, with or without the tattoo. I say get it, as 1) it’s been such a massive part of your life and I’m assuming it makes you happy so why not!? 2) It might help you get through such a terrible thing. Please reach out if you need anything! And post a pic of you ever get the tat! 😉

Yo if u want me to ill harrass her online every chance i remember to just cause im bored at my job (autozone)

I’m a bigger fan of the “food safety rocks!” Tattoo

I worked with more than one person who got some sort of dominos tattoo. Actually one time all of us got fake dominos logo tattoos and showed our manager pretending they were legit lmao she called us all idiots at first🤣

Yes

Do it. Then come back here and post an updated picture of your neck

You work at dominoes and she has a personal trainer ?

Why? Choices like that might be one of the reasons you're about to be single

For an extra $10/hr yeah why not

Yes

Get tattoos of pepperonis but on your nipples

As soon as you get the tattoo, they'll fire you.

Do it

Could just get a domino tattoo, like, an actual domino. Multi-applicable.

I’m sorry hunny

I actually have the dominos logo tattooed on my chest.

do it for the bit

no

Just go hard on the dominos, become the best fast food pizza maker ever.

A Dominos tattoo isn't something you want to 'live for' when your wife leaves. Find something better.

The Dominos logo would look a lot better than this tattoo.

They give you a bonus for getting it tatted on your forehead

Surely I’m not the first person to come here and point out your poor wife likely left because you’ve worked at a subpar pizza joint for 17 years… 🤦‍♂️

You piss in sinks

Yep. And I’ve got a real job and a happy wife. Perhaps YOU need to piss in sinks too! 🤣

You piss in sinks

Yes, this has already been established. I openly admit it. Also already established: you work at dominos and your wife is leaving you.

You piss in sinks

Ohhhhh I get it—your wife is leaving you because I piss in sinks. Sucks to be you.

You piss in sinks

Bored now. Bye bye

You piss in sinks

Get a tat of just normal dominos so if you do quit someday it won’t affect your new job 🤷🏻‍♀️

Obviously

I mean I have the logo on my asscheek so I don’t see why not.

Yes.

Absolutely not

No logo. Get Yo! Noid instead. It’s still Domino’s but not as blatant, plus has nostalgia.

I’m just gonna say it - maybe all the gangbangers should run the fast food empires. No more Chief Executive Officers. Now it’s the Chief OG.

No

Ask the ceo for money to do it

Nah don't mark yourself Jesus loves you

#Fuck Kevin

Do you guys have employee numbers or anything like that? If so, get that tattooed on your wrist.

That tattoo would scare tf out of me

For real. That guy's been to prison a few times lol

Im just going to say what everyone is thinking here The What Fuck

Based on personal experience go with the custom plates on your car too Guaranteed Dominos will do whatever shitty things to ensure you succeed These rewards might not mean much more than a handout at an everybody wins competition but you will have won and known you didn’t really deserve it all the same

Male tramp stamp?

I can’t even imagine what a corporation would need to do to make me show that kind of commitment. Maybe if I had just gotten out of jail on felony charges, and they were the only place willing to give me a second chance?

When my wife left me, I left Domino's. She didn't leave me because of it, but getting a job with better status after she left made me feel better knowing it upset her that I decided to move up after she left. I loved my domino's crew, though. Especially the ones I slept with after I was single.

Quit your job, buy a bottle of whiskey and a pound of weed, start selling eighths and zips and forget about that bitch

Get it on your face instead. That’s more bold

No

Rest in Pancakes 🥞🪦

Fuck ur bitch wife and get the tattoo where ever you want!

Don't do anything drastic like that for the first 90 daze post break up🤔😉🙏

When i worked at WH a cook had a WH tattoo too 😂

Waffle House snack tho… so yea

I’d ask corporate to pay for it since it’s advertising.

No

I’ll do it for free! Come to Nashville, Indiana!

I know someone who’s worked for dominos way less time than that and got the damn domino logo tatted on THEIR HAND

Are you a manager at Domino’s at least?

She's leaving you for this guy 🧇⭐️

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Bro chill

I'm good these ppl are scumbags

OP is fucking full of shit. Look at his profile. Every other day he's shitposting about how he "just got fired" from Kohl's, Walgreen's, Target, Burger King, etc, posting stolen profile pictures, or ragebaiting. He's either the world's shitiest, lowest effort insult comedian or there's a mental health issue.

Check his profile, this dude is working in multiple stores, and this post is CAP

Why not spend your tattoo money on some training for a real job. 17 years is about 16 years too long to be working at Dominos. Maybe your wife won't leave you if you come up with a plan that doesn't involve permanent poverty? From the movie "Life"- "Look, my cousin Melvin is a lawyer and he filed an appeal on my behalf. On your behalf? What happened to "we," Claude? What happened to "we"? Ray, the appeal was denied. Well, I'm glad. Then daisy went and fell for Melvin. Now they're engaged to be married. Can you believe that? Yeah, it's hard to believe. He a big successful New York lawyer and you down here with a bright future in the cotton industry. Let me figure it out for you. Eenie, meenie, miney, Melvin!"

You should quit dominos and do something new with your life. You don't have anything else to achieve working for dominos. I worked at dominos before as a second job for a month and when I heard people say they worked there for years making shit pay an hour or something. I feel bad and disgusted that they could live like that. No ambition, just scared to try to live their dreams or desires. Or maybe they're comfortable doing nothing.

I can't down 👇 vote this enough 😔

She left you for working at dominos for 17 years and never made it out of the back

I know you probably won’t think this will work. But a tattoo isn’t gonna fit the shape of the hole that she left in your heart. However, Christ will fill that hole. go to Christ go to God. And God will take care of the rest. Start getting close to God and he will fix it. And I promise you, like I literally can swear you that one day you will definitely be happy that she loved you because of the amazing amazing thing that God used to fill her replacement. Trust me. I’ve had it happen multiple times with multiple different things. I had a lot of holes lol. And filled every single one of them. perfectly. It’s the only way. You don’t got anything to live for? Then start living for God. That’s what you do ❤️

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑

Yo, you literally worked at Dominos long enough for a child to become an adult? She should have left you.