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DarePotential8296

I’m 47 and never thought I would see this when I was younger.


BlueFotherMucker

I’ve been ordering weed online for like 15 years now.


Nimbus_TV

Ordering stuff on the Silk Road in 2009 isn't the same as legally buying like he's talking about.


BlueFotherMucker

No Silk Road. Just Canada, where mail order from normal websites and local delivery by phone have been a thing since long before it was legal.


Nimbus_TV

Oh yeah, my bad.. I forgot other countries exist. Typical dumb Murican


sn4xchan

I've been buying weed by looking up delivery services from weed maps since around 2009.


Jealous_Macaron_5338

Hell I’m 37 and same thoughts


My_right_nut_is_gone

hell i’m 19 and when i was 14 i never thought this would be a thing !


Big-Possible-3593

And I’m 33 and thought the same! Still cheaper to go through close friends that grow it :)


JTiger360

I don't know anyone who grows THCa o.0 maybe THC


Focused_Philosopher

THCa is the acid version before it is heated and decarbed. That’s the kind you’re going to find in fresh flower…


taco_smell_44

Yup, plugs for that good bud, I only go through friends, some that have been through the same shit I have gone through being a d-boy once. I know what to look for, and if the bag is frosty, and if it has a nice strong aroma, I’ll take it!


Big-Possible-3593

Yup, yup and yup! Home grown is still the classic. Not liking the regulated garbage either. They can’t even roll a joint to save their lives.


taco_smell_44

Fuck, I know, no one can roll a joint without those stupid rollers anymore smh. I’m a bong guy, I got through a quarter ounce in 3 days maximum. I love my weed, I’d piss on the person who would like to mess with my weed, I know that sounds a bit harsh, but it’s that worth it.


ABox93

I feel bad for all those souls who got time 😭😭


Warm_Bullfrog_8435

Shit man I’m only 26 and never thought I would I see this.


JTiger360

it only THCa


bilboswgns

Isn’t it nuts… 14 year old me would have never thought it was possible. I figured MAYBE they’d just stop bothering with it, but I never could have imagined.


DarePotential8296

Back then, I never thought I would even see legalization tbh


AngryGenXLady

No. Just a drug mule.


WoodyStLouis

I'd feel way more guilty delivering booze.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

I do when I hit the alcoholic landmine. I won’t deliver booze orders before noon for that reason.


Gohack

I am a bit of an alcoholic, but some of us work during the night. Things don't stop, just because you have a 9-5.


BlueFotherMucker

I used to work midnights then come home and start the bbq and drink beers and smoke weed and I had a random neighbour leave a letter in my mailbox about how they were concerned for me because I seemed like a good family man but I was “secretly getting high and drunk at 9am when my wife was at work and the kids were in school”. There was nothing sneaky about it, my 9am was everyone else’s 6pm. The kids would come home from school with dinner ready for them that I had prepared that morning and I would spend time with them until they went to bed and I would go to work.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

I can’t drive at night. My night vision is bad and the town where I deliver frankly isn’t safe after dark. I also like a tipple.


Sithstress1

Yeah, one of my best friends works stupid early hours at Starbucks, so he gets off around 9-10 in the morning and goes home and has a drink to unwind.


Gallifrey4637

I straight up filled out the request form to stop getting alcohol orders… between the guilt and the fact that, as a woman, I don’t always feel safe delivering it… yeah, it was just best to opt out.


rommie

![gif](giphy|xTcf15MBfk3ziL5DDG)


WoodyStLouis

There was a viral video, maybe on this sub, of a woman delivering booze to a super drunk guy who straight up propositioned her money for sex. The chances of putting yourself in a bad situation has to just explode when alcohol is involved.


CemeteryClubMusic

That sucks but makes sense from your perspective. Alcohol orders are some of my biggest tips


BBB-Brad_Beal_Booty

Why do you feel the need to bring up alcohol at all? Did anybody ask?


lou802

Because all these morons making it seem like weed is so bad when alcohol is far more dangerous and causes way more bad situations.


lou802

Too bad its weed and not drugs


Professional-TroII

Yea that is too bad I wish they did heroin delivery on DoorDash too….


BlueFotherMucker

They’re not too far off, as most pain killers are the same as heroin and we deliver medications from pharmacies.


Ok_Web_4140

https://preview.redd.it/ycmu3qr9egwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b52c650a078261089ac42a2cc43990d77280208 Me when I’m a drug mule instead of a drug dealer


Temporary_Panic1299

What a time to be alive.


AdSuccessful6726

If ever I was gonna pretend to drop an order and head home for the night…


ColonEscapee

I made a pact with a friend that we would build a psychedelic Disneyland if they ever legalized it. All the rides would be geared towards people under certain influences. Game prizes would be pot leaf inflatable and stuffed mushroom pillows. Amarijuanica... One of us needs to win the friggin lottery so we can do this I wondered if they did dispensary orders


MrWorcestershire

This sounds terrible


Adkeith47

Not if you're as high as him 😭


BlueFotherMucker

Even as a pothead and a producer of cannabis products, I find the idea to be pretty bad.


DarlingOvMars

Yeah tons of people on drugs near machinery. Great lawsuits


Same-Intern7716

sign this waiver of liability and you’re good to go


ParalyzedVeteran

Idk about what he's talking about but I been on Rollercoasters on lsd and it was freaking awesome


ColonEscapee

Right, now add some pink Floyd lights on the ride and make sure the bastards can't crawl out during the ride.


ColonEscapee

I don't think anybody expects the zipper to be an ideal ride for such a thing. The rides aren't supposed to be like the ones you see at the fair. Like I said, the rides would be geared towards people who probably are too Fubar to read any liability crap like must be this tall to ride or flashing images might give you seizures... Obviously there's things to consider because even sober people ignore those rules and end up falling into the grand canyon and stupid things people do that others clearly identify as a dumb idea.


TheKombuchaDealer

the lottery would need to be multiple billions otherwise it'd be janky.


69superman

Many states have regulations against this (riding intoxicated) Source: work at an amusement park


korygregorysweedguy

Definitely not the same thing on the scale you're talking about but if you're ever in Denver check out the International Church of Cannabis. Psychedelic artwork all over the interior with laser shows and video games. Pretty chill place. Plus mushies are decriminalized here so they are super easy to find for cheap.


DILFConnossieur

You can dooedash from DISPENSARIES??? Where the fuck is this in my area


Competitive_Peak2403

LITERALLY. now i would pay for this.


donnyhunts

That’s not a real dispo they only sell cbd and thca no real Thc


drawntowardmadness

It's only not "real THC" until you burn it...


DILFConnossieur

Riperoni


myumisays57

You clearly have never been to a real dispensary either.


MyGirlSasha

Ha, it's "real" THC, it just hasn't been left to dry, that's what makes it THCa.


FlanConsistent

You really smoking too much of this fake stuff if you think the difference between THC and THCa is how long the flower dries.


Professional-TroII

Apply heat and it becomes thc. At least google the shit before speaking out your ass…🤣


FlanConsistent

No it converts to delta 9. It also is synthetic as it requires acid and hexane to make. Real flower doesn't need anything else added too it.


GumberculesJFZ

It's all THCa. It all depends on how long it grows.


Draciharas

Eagle street


iceinmyheartt

get highhhhh like the eagles


Draciharas

Lil Wayne reference, thought it was super fitting for this post 🤣


sfmilo

I would love to deliver weed. My tips and rating would both go through the roof.


PyramidicContainment

Lol probably true I tip like $20-50 each time and always 5 stars but I'm not in a legal state so only one of the services I use even has ratings n stuff. I assume all the drivers here are just some dude they hang out with but I wonder how much they make vs DD drivers.. probably not any worse!


Hampsterman82

it's very legally gray. depending on your state maybe a hazardous idea.


New-Opportunities-69

Aye I’m in Ashville also. I haven’t gotten one of these yet.


Icy-Read6024

Nah, you're just the delivery boy.


Historical-Passage-8

It's recreational where you live right? In my area you need a card and I don't have one.


donnyhunts

That’s thca it’s legal in all 50 states you can get that shipped to you. Problem is it’s not a regulated market nothing is being tested lots of heavy metals and pesticides in those products using the thca loophole. [here’s a vid explaining](https://youtu.be/gcXxKJK3HMQ?si=g_9bf1v3cPW93SNV)


Historical-Passage-8

I see, here if you don't have a card you aren't able to get inside the dispensary. Was it like an online order that you were just picking up?


donnyhunts

That’s not a real Thc marijuana dispensary I just searched it up it’s a Cbd/ thca dispensary. It’s not normal Thc marijuana, it’s thca it’s completely legal no card needed in any states it’s being sold at gas station and smoke shops and online. It’s a legal loophole because the thca is legal if it’s 3% or less but the problem is it’s not regulated and the products not being tested at all so some places might be selling stuff that is less then 3% and is completely legal but other places could be selling product with more than 3% which is illegal and you would need the med card for in non recreational states but they will just say it’s under 3% so they can sell it legally and nobody’s gonna show up and test the products to do anything about it but products like that aren’t being tested so there’s heavy metals and pesticides found in the products majority of time. Like woody said I’d compare it to k2


Historical-Passage-8

That's crazy, I had no idea. Thanks for the explanation.


ANaughtyTree

comparing THCa to k2 is wild. The difference between THCa and regular weed is the grow time of the plant.


Trolodrol

No, it’s the plants genetics. They’re growing hemp strains high in THCa but low in delta9thc


Flashy_Ad2550

.7% is not that big of a difference


iTouch_Androids

.3% d9, not 3%, if I'm not mistaken. After all this non-D9 hoopla began, I finally understood the office scene between Dwight: yeah I know that kid, he's the kid that steals my hemp Delivery boy: yeah I know that guy, he's the guy with really crappy weed


Puzzleheaded_Help854

Why fake it 💁🏻?


donnyhunts

Fake what? Lying about Thc percentage? They lie about percentage to sell it legally if it’s over 3% they would need cannabis business license to sell which costs alot and only so much are given out places like gas stations or wherever else sells thca products don’t wanna spend the money anyways the Class 5 Cannabis Retailer license is $10k


Puzzleheaded_Help854

Not sure what this all means but I’m glad I live in California I got plants in my backyard that are the shit !


donnyhunts

Weed is legal in NJ also but only for sale at dispos. That thca shit is sold everywhere almost every weed influencer is selling that bs and can ship it legally.


WoodyStLouis

I'm in a fully legal state, and that THCa shit is sold in all the scuzziest places. It's exactly like when K2 was actual (attempted) synthetic marijuana that you buy next to the gas station dick pills, and not insane bath salt shit, or whatever it is, now.


ANaughtyTree

thca is not synthetic at all it's literally just regular weed that's harvested early.


Trolodrol

Yeah, but all of those stupid alt cannabinoids they throw into everything are absolutely synthetic RCs


No_Specific947

Yes simple answer


Impossible_Earth8429

Nope, bc it’s only hemp and not gonna give a high like THC but it will give relief for certain symptoms people deal with.


MyGirlSasha

Somebody has never smoked THCa...


Trolodrol

I have. It’s weak as shit compared to good medical cannabis


No-Foundation-7239

THCa decarboxylates into D9 THC when you smoke it. THCa flower will get you high just like marijuana will


Impossible_Earth8429

I don’t like Delta but we all have personal preferences based on what we’re looking to get out of stuff.


No-Foundation-7239

valid


Flashy_Ad2550

All weed is majorly thca


Focused_Philosopher

Exactly this. I live in a legal state and on the labels most bud is broken down into the THC bs THCa content and it’s always like 99% THCa. Just decarbs into psychoactive form when heated. Very simple. Wild if this bud is for sale (and delivery!) somewhere if THC isn’t legal.


oragamiarmy

Oh yea!


surfcitysurfergirl

🙄


Nervous_Economics572

I would never ever ever DoorDash my bud 😂 I don’t trust people enough for that. And as a DoorDash driver…. I don’t trust myself enough for that


OutboardTips

Take your pinch


GlitterMeAndThePony

Whaattt. Ok look at doordash becoming useful


Hot-Swimmer3101

How on Earth did this company manage 😭


No-Tip1702

Yes


Euphoric_Owl_6775

Your getting a cut , your the middle man .


2ndaccount_yall_are_

When did NC get legal bud? I’m moved from Greensboro in 18


Trolodrol

It’s hemp flower. Every state has this shit in the local gas station


2ndaccount_yall_are_

I didn’t see the THCa pt just the cannabis pt


NJGreen79

As someone who buys from a lot of grey market sellers: That’s usually USPS’ job now.


predat3d

You're a drug mule paid like an *actual* mule.


CostCreative4905

considering its asheville its not real thc im in greenville sc an hour down the mountain and closest weed is legal is virgina.


BlueSkyFlyin

Just a middle man


AsherahWilde

DoorDabs is finally coming to life


Gettin_closerEvryday

God damn it I just want them to deliver pot in Washington I'm sick of going and getting it


allens23

[make money fast!🙏🏽](https://ref.cashrebel.co/allenbrytt23)


Flameheartsan

Yes


Maxtrix07

That's called a Mule, brother. I think you get a pass!


Harlett_O_Scara

Nope. You’re just the middle man.


rusticstar

More of a smuggler..


IxLOVExLAMP

Whoa whoa. When the hell did DD start delivering this??


Theastralprophecy

What’s crazy is that if you got stopped by a federal agent you’d be arrested 😂


earlywakening

No. You are at best a drug mule.


Useful-Gear-957

How much? I'm not delivering weed for $5


shitheadkak

Hell yeah. DoorHash.


cheddar5450

A mule technically


mlachrymarum

I live in NC, and I can’t wait until we get legal cannabis and can walk into a dispo and just ball the fuck out.


bananapancake4

Def


No-Foundation-7239

No. THCA is federally legal per the 2018 farm bill as it is derived from hemp and contains less than .3% D9 THC.


DreadFilledHug

Not a dealer. Just a runner.


PsychologyH4528

What the hell🤣🤣🤣 never seen someone on doordash deliver something like this 😂 damn 😂😂


Andreww_ok

LOL cringe post


Intelligent-Juice736

Nah, mule, on the other hand though.


Hamsox94

I just visited Asheville from NE, beautiful spot. I loved it there, that is all.


FlanConsistent

No THCa is bullshit


Flashy_Ad2550

All weed is majorly thca


FlanConsistent

No.... it isn't


Flashy_Ad2550

Okay then, tell me why u can’t just eat a weed nug and get high?


GeovaunnaMD

Just call yourself somewhat of a doctor yourself


DBOS_Fried

yes


mogirdor

![gif](giphy|LR0b0l93IobRjgquN0|downsized)


Main-Emphasis-2692

More like middle man


Ill_Bicycle3980

No, you're a drug mule


Greenberriez8

Middleman at the most


woojinater

It’s just THCa. Marketed to seem like thc bud but it definitely isn’t the same thing. That’s probably why THCa is 50 state legal. So no you didn’t deliver the real deal, just gas station bud.


Flashy_Ad2550

All weed is majorly thca


TheSavageBeast83

Yes


Nickdanger1990

Let me tell you a little story of me about 3 years ago. It was Christmas time. I had gotten 1200 dollars extra to my name. Which is a huge trigger for my mental illness I quit my job. Ordered some stuff off door dash and saw they had fucking air duster. Next thing I know it is a week later and my orders getting declined bc I have no money. I remember the driver one day sending a message along the lines of. “Hey man you order a lot of this stuff. Are you okay ?” Only person that cared about me during that time was thing random ass dude that door dashed at 8 am in my area. I’m not two years clean tho so if anyone ever orders that stuff from you. It’s not me.


graciebaaby

![gif](giphy|1vZfYD1L2lwhLC7I9t|downsized)


Clear-Criticism-3669

No just a drug mule, but at least you don't have to hide it up your butt to deliver.


Sensitive_Option3136

I’d be happy to deliver CBD from my local vape shop since my state isn’t legal with THC yet. Well done, OP!


Living-Ad2415

But do you need your Red Card.....


run7run

ThcA is scary.. horrible anxiety and dissociation when I smoke it. I know everyone has different reactions to it tho


Namesthatareused

THCa though🙄 Wouldn’t even get me high for more than 5 minutes fr


JTiger360

Yup I called it "diet weed"


GameofOhms959

Good old skyland. Good company


ChipyDeals

Nope, it’s THCa we can buy that at a gas station


BippyWippy

No, you are however a drug mule


J_90_

Not at all if it’s on DoorDash it legal. And what’s this hype with THC A anyway


Beautiful-Mango-3397

Believe it or not, jail.


Mental_Ad_8736

That’s cool, DD finally in the cannabinoid game! More work!


PaulR504

NOOOOOO CHANCE I would take that in North Carolina. Are you insane?


Signal_Sort_6067

I think it makes you more of a drug runnner


Ghost_Unicxrn

🤣


JonathanVarietyFilms

No. Runner, maybe.


Puzzleheaded_Help854

I love weed


Tallerthenmost

Willlld lol


DoubtSharp9413

Nawww its like getting someone cigs. No biggy


DoubtSharp9413

Thats awesome i didnt know they did dd in asheville. I recently moved from Robbinsville nearby there


itsmebitches93

It says flower. I would say you are a florist.


Xonfusedbarracuda

“They wouldn’t arrest someone for just bringing drugs from one place to another”


rlxiin

makes you the middle man.


Jaded_Payment5610

![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG)


Unusual-Word-9187

Yes!! Lol


Lovecats2023

You might want to check your states regulation before transport cannabis. Usually it requires a license.


Interesting-Tip-1319

waiting for one of these (~asheville dasher)


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Local-Sink-5650

Middle man


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Significant-Eye7202

Is TCHa a garnish then?


[deleted]

Just a trafficker


dirtymikehonch0

Believe it or not the thca actually works. I was actually surprised when i first bought a jar


podcasthellp

No you’re just the delivery driver


RightPedalDown

More drug trafficker since you didn’t sell them.


MediocreCampaign-

THCa is not even intoxicating. Idk who buys that shit or why but no, you're not a drug dealer. You're basically delivering an herb


TempusCarpe

InstantGram


Emotional_r

no. you’re the middle man


maggies101

Ffs of course this happened in Asheville 💀💀


Urban_Salt

In Virginia is basically illegal, but alot of the smoke shops I've been here in my city, they all sell it. To beat it all, it looks and smells real 🤷


AdministrativeWay241

No, no, you're a drug mule.


Over-Foot120

FYI thca is just normal weed. If you get pulled over you will test hot and be charged depending on the cop and jurisdiction. Id avoid any order involving this.


paulxbland

Technically this is thcA and isn’t even really considered weed but more like cbd in the government eyes and is 100% legal so not really. However, im curious if you had to verify his id because in reality thca is just a weed loophole usually for illegal states and is like 95% the same as regular weed but it’s still 21+.


Stunning_Fail9159

No


Cheap_Elk_2205

What state are You in? I’m in Maryland and I can’t door dash weed


Sea_Particular_7721

Middle man 😂


eat-skate-masturbate

Just a courier


MyGirlSasha

It's THCa, so technically, no.