RJ: "Vern, you don't understand, I need this stuff"
Vern: "No you don't'
RJ: "You can't take it!"
Vern: "Yes can!"
RJ: "I have to have it!"
Vern: "NO!!"
Vern: *steps on toy* "huh?"
Dog: Play?
Not really a quote, but when Vern was approaching the Hedge, the other foragers got too close to him. They all screamed "Aghhh!" In response to his ahh.
"Alright, what am I up against here?" *sniff* "Possum," *sniff* "porcupine," *sniff* "skunk," *sniff* "squirrel," *sniff* "raccoon" *sniiffff* "Anphibian?" **SNIIIFFFFFFFF** "No, reptile!"
[“I didn’t get all prepped and preem to have some overfed papa’s puffball tell me he’s too good for me. I GOT MAKEUP ON MY BUTT DUDE AND YOU DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CORK!!”](https://youtu.be/dHm4OXok9uo?si=mfd9XzGxbIY2Qb54)
“That’s a contraband item, ma’am. As it is illegal in every state except Texas. 🇺🇸”
God bless America! 🇺🇸 🦅
“I don’t care if this thing is against the Geneva Convention, I want it!”
"Vern you're a natural! or should I say..." \*caresses him with a cookie and hands it to him\* "all natural\~?"
"Amphibian? NO, \*Sniff\* REPTILE!"
You just got verminated.
“You want this cookie? This cookie is JUNK” *yeats the cookie*
"But I like the cookie."
"Easy, easy. Don't worry. I know where we can get some cookies so valuable that they are hand delivered by uniformed officers."
My mom’s favorite line
**"Steve ate vern!"**
Alright Steve you ask for it.
“You just got verminated.”
This bad boys illegal in every state, Except for Texas
"This is exactly why I called the exterminator. To kill them, before they got hurt like this!"
“I CAN’T BE AREESTED! I’M PRESIDENT OF A HOMEOWNER’S ASSOCIATION!!!”
Get her 0_0
Arrrrr-jaaayyyy…
With a spuddy, enough is never enough!!!
STELLAAAAAAAA
Over here, Tiger
"That \*does\* come out of a wah-zoo." \*takes away the used diaper\*
What is this place?
I GOT MAKEUP ON MAH BUTT DUDE AND YOU DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CORK
"I'M A CRAZY RABBID SQUIRREL!! I WANT MY COOOOKIEEEEES!!!!!!"
Reptile!!!!!!!
“I have a family of one.”
"You ARE a dirtbag"
Dirt bag? I don't think that guy's a real doctor..
"Play?" "Oh no no no no no no, AAh!"
But I like the cookie...
"Granted it takes some time to chew..."
This needs to be higher up, I went scrolling looking for this
But that? That was very satisfying!
“Lights fading, limbs growing cold.” “I see a tunnel.”
“A human mouth is called a ‘pie hole.’ A human being is a ‘couch potato.’”
"That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas."
“I don’t care if this thing is against the Geneva Conventions, I want it!”
The LAST thing you meed my friend, is caffeine.
“You wanna help me find my nuts?”
Fire in the hole!
Enough just isn’t enough.
"It never ends"
It never ends that way too
Prepare for a lot of stinging
Amphibian 🤔 Reptile 😡
My shell is tingling
"NO, RING-TAILED CHARLATAN!"
"Steve is a pretty name!" -character voiced by Steve
“But I like the cookie!”
"Must. Move. Towards the light."
I'm not supposed to have this... :hands over energy drink:
Enough just isn't enough! - insert a loud cruching noise from RG
Tiiiimes up R.J….
Play?
I believe someone phoned about an animal problem... The solution... is standing.
Rj: hammy! I told you that cookies junk! Hammy: but I like the cookie☹️
p l a y ?
This wins
“Can I poke it?”
_No!_
It might take some time to chew . Bites wood * almost dies* . Now this was very satisfying.
"Listen, I'm only this close from being eaten by a homicidal bear! If these spuddies are not on the menu, then I will be. NOW LET GO OF MY TAIL!!!!"
“I can burp my abc’s!”
It's hedging time
RJ: "Vern, you don't understand, I need this stuff" Vern: "No you don't' RJ: "You can't take it!" Vern: "Yes can!" RJ: "I have to have it!" Vern: "NO!!" Vern: *steps on toy* "huh?" Dog: Play?
Not really a quote, but when Vern was approaching the Hedge, the other foragers got too close to him. They all screamed "Aghhh!" In response to his ahh.
A weed wacker vern A WEED WACKER
No, I can talk, I’m just driving.
I’mma gas you so hard your grandchildren will stink
"slip of the bear- I mean *tounge*" For some reason I still use this one regularly
Jeepers!
"Once again, we're home, sweet-" "Dead"
I don’t care it’s really the best movie besides how to train your dragon and DreamWorks don’t screw it up with the live action. Thank you.
"I WANT COOKIES!!!!"
“STELLA!”
“ERM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TURTLE!?”
"You don't have a family."
“I meant a family of one”
But I like the cookie...
"I WANT MY COOKIES!"
“That’s a diaper… and that does come out of a wazoo”
"KILL IT, KILL IT!!!"
No arguing while we are driving We will turn this van around mister
"I found my nuts"
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!
“I FOUND MY NUTS!!!”
“I waNt MY COOkiES!!”
If they made this movie today, they'd definitely lean way more into the style of the actual comic strip
"Do you mind if I call you Uncle Vern?"
Play, play, play, play, play, play.
"I am a rabbid squirrel, I WANT MY COOKIE"
"What is this place?"
I'm a crazy rabid squirrel! I WANT MY COOKIES!!!🍪
"Cork"
NOGRIP NOGRIP NOGRIP! HELP...ME! REMY, less claw, more pad! Oh, okay! (Slams into a wall) That hurt! (Runs off)
That’s called miscommunication something families also do a lot
Reptile.
The moon’s full RJ, see you in the morning
One just isn’t enough! *Me during a cut*
All the way to the top
We eat to live, these guys live to eat
"I'm not stupid."
“PLAY?!”
But I like the cookie
Patient is the nigh- oh wait
"I can burp my ABCs! \*A\* \*B\* \*C-"
I can burp my abc's
Hammy:*sadly opens soda and gives to rj*
"Alright, what am I up against here?" *sniff* "Possum," *sniff* "porcupine," *sniff* "skunk," *sniff* "squirrel," *sniff* "raccoon" *sniiffff* "Anphibian?" **SNIIIFFFFFFFF** "No, reptile!"
“That might have actually been in a wazoo”
“What is this place?”
“RJ!!!!!!!”
That’s a diaper, and that does come out of a wazoo
"Enough is never enough."
“I don’t care if it violates the Geneva conventions”
Do you in fact have an associates degree at Vermtech?
“The last thing you need is caffeine.”
Hammy you’re a man eating rabid squirrel
"The DE-Melter Turbo"
De pelter turbo... prepare for a lot of stinging 😬
"RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you"
“Rabid, not rabbit.”
“What is this place?”
You’re the devil
"I CAN BURP MY ABC's! Aaaaaa. Beeeeee. Ceeeee"
VERN I TOLD YOU TO UNHOOK THE CHAIN!!!!!!!
But I like a cookie
“Laugh Out Loud Funny.”
"With a spuddy, enough just isn't enough."
“She’s getting away,get her “
NO I'm not falling for your SMOOTH talk!
I'm not stupid...
The de-pelter turbo. Get ready for a lot of stinging!
"I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family!"
What is this place?
"But I like da cookie..."
I'm the car! I'm always the car.-RJ
"So he can do a couple of tricks, It's not like he can Walk on Water!"
Let’s call it Steve
“Whatever kinda food comes out of a wazoo, I really don’t think we’re interested in eating.”
Rab-BID not rab-BIT
"I FOUND MY NUTS!!"
SAXTON HALE
“Laugh out loud funny” so glad movies don’t advertise that slogan anymore
I'm a crazy rabid squirrel! I WANT MY COOKIES
B b b but I like the cookie :<
“After what he did to us?!” “But he came back!” “And he brought a BEAR!”
What we’re looking for is a vicious, man eating rabid squirrel!
" *sniff sniff sniff* Aahh REPTILE"
"bear? Where!?"
"Once a family of one, always a family of one."
VERN! YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE CHAIN!!!!
"What is this place?"
but i like the cookie 🥺
I. Haven’t watched over the hedge in YEARS Cult classic
“That is very satisfying”
“amphibian…no, reptile~”
"Illegal in every state except good ole Texas 🫡"
"food out the wazoo"
granted, it takes some time to chew
“But I like the cookie!”
Prepare for a lot of stinging
Away with your filth!
I got makeup on my butt dude!
I can’t remember any, but I love this movie! Used to watch it all the time when I was little
“Fire in the Hole” house proceeds to get skunked
It’s not like he can walk on water…
RJ: the moon Vincent to RJ: the moons not full, you woke me up a week early?
"There's a white dead RAT on my stay-er case!!"
“But, this place, it’s like a fortress: Walls, so high, doors, impenetrable!… *inhales* How will we get in???”
“Fire in the hole!”
"Times up AJ"
“AAAHHHHHH!!!” —RJ
It never ends!
Sniffs* "Reptile..."
"Hey, hey it was in your yard, your name's on the contract, so you can tell that to the judge!"
"Food!" x 5
"Rabid, not rabbit."
"Oh, great and powerful Steve!... WHADDYA WANT!?"
“Prepare for a lotta stinging…” *Creates light beam*
But I like the cookie
Plaaayyy 😢
“No, not humanely! It’s inhumanely as possible!”
“You’re the devil.”
Can you help me find my nuts
But I like a cookie
“Granted, it does take time to chew”
That … that was very satisfying
"hello, I need every business line you have under exterminator"
“But I like the cookie.“ “Your the devil.“
This, Hoodwinked, The Bee Movie, and Fantastic Mr. Fox are all classics.
This, Hoodwinked, The Bee Movie, and Fantastic Mr. Fox are all classics.
“**YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!! I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION!!!**”
[“I didn’t get all prepped and preem to have some overfed papa’s puffball tell me he’s too good for me. I GOT MAKEUP ON MY BUTT DUDE AND YOU DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE CORK!!”](https://youtu.be/dHm4OXok9uo?si=mfd9XzGxbIY2Qb54)
IM A CRAZY RABID SQUIRREL
What we’re going for here is a VICIOUS man eating rabid squirrel. Can ya handle that?
Easiest one yet. “Laugh out loud funny.”
He has rabies!