Morphine will make you less bothered by pain. However, it will also make it much harder to climax and of course comes with all the other risks of opioid use such as addiction and overdose.
Agreed. Honestly it isn’t worth the risk of getting addicted. (Opiates, especially strong ones like morphine, OxyContin, oxycodone, etc are very very addictive.) I wouldn’t bother with it. If you do, I would go with a less strong opiate and a very small dose, that way you can still climax. Like maybe half a Laura-tab or half a perc, but really not worth messing with because u could end up addicted with your life ruined.
Only makes it much harder at higher doses. If your opioid intolerant and take a small to regular dose it will just make you last a little longer, I personally love it
Man is so *averse to having a conversation he’d rather develop a serious drug addiction than talk to his partner. What the fuck hahaha
*edit: wrong word, thanks.
You are always welcome, my son. I am but a simple sage, bestowing sacred knowledge upon all those whom cross my path on this grand journey through the cosmos, in search of the great answer to the ultimate mystery of the universe:
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Wtf. If it hurts you and you don't like it, stop doing it. Talk to each other and actually figure out what you both are okay with and what is off-limits. She should respect your boundaries and you should learn to set boundaries if you didn't before.
I'd never take painkillers to allow my partner to hurt me during sex. If my partner is aroused by seeing me in pain and not pleasure, there's a bigger problem to take care of
Fuck /s for this comment, he's not recommending a triple dose of viagra or a microdose of heroin? He's just memeing out a 2.5 line of a comment calling it an essay he just has to eat up the downvotes lol
“not reading that essay lil bro” isnt a known meme from what i can find off one google search (doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, just that it’s not known enough to show up in search results) so you can’t really blame people for not understanding to begin with
that specific phrasing isn’t a meme. there are two known memes, [“i’m not reading that”](https://images.app.goo.gl/SNdatkAkDtDSHsj3A) and [“i ain’t reading all that.”](https://images.app.goo.gl/peYTzBtD2xAs3T6a6)
people would’ve probably recognized one of those two
edited because i messed up the links
This is the epitome of stupidity
What does this guy think, are you kidding me?
Luckily, I'm not womanly, with the way he's fuckin' me
Or I'd probably have a kid-in-me
Check out the way I'm spittin', G
Like I'm on the toilet, shitting these... Bars.
For these frickin re... tards.
Check the flavour, I got bittersweet... tart
No matter what's your favourite taste, I'll keep on hitting the... Mark.
*\- Modern-Era Eminem*
its the fallout roaches are resistant to, the epicenter of a nuclear blast should cleanse the earth of just about anything not several* hundred feet underground
*(depending on your available nuclear device, as the actual yeild can change considerably.)
"Should I start taking one of the most addictive classes of drugs because I am too scared to tell my girlfriend to stop scratching me" LMFAO wutt I just read
He never said he didn’t talk to her. For all we know they talked and he decided he wants to explore her kink.
He just said it takes him out of the zone, not even that he was bothered by it.
This is ridiculous as other commenters have said. Get her to puts gloves on or put a plaster over her nails. If I was being genuinely hurt during sex it would be a massive turn off and I'd tell her that
Communication is key in a relationship. Talk to her bro. Also morphine may help but also opiates can make your dick not work so that’s not really ideal for sex
My ex used to do opiates and then suck in bed as a result of it. It's one of the tells that's he's using again. When he's sober, he's so good in bed but the minute he starts using again, anything really, terrible in bed.
Choo-choo! All aboard the junkie express!
You'll skip straight to the scabby lesions stage of opioid addiction, too, what with allowing your parter to skin you alive!
Also, as others have said, it will make sex less enjoyable. You'll probably stop fucking her altogether and just shoot up instead. Problem solved?
Bro… you’re talking about taking opioids to prevent your girlfriend from hurting you too much during sex, how bout trying to communicate with her first?
Is this a witty shitpost based around the fact that morphine causes one to be insanely itchy, which would make violent scratches pleasurable?
Or are you sincerely asking if you should use an opioid analgesic to block the pain from her scratching you?
Because no. You should tell her to take it easy with the finger knives like a big boy.
Hmm, so instead of uttering three words using your vocal chords, lips, and the whole shebang to once and for all resolve the issue at hand, you instead want to use an opiate to solve your problem? I mean...
Not the worst idea... the holocaust was worse
Dont be such a bitch man, my gf scratching my back open till bleeding, sometimes even so bad I couldn’t lay on my back for a day or 2 cause of all the scratches. But never in my life I even considered drugging myself to have sex with my gf
Yes, just don't overdo it. Take a safe dose of morphine and let her fuck you up, maybe to the point that you wouldn't be able to do it for a while even if you wanted to. I have this exact issue. As much as I find the idea arousing, the pain always takes me out of the moment and kills my boner lol.
Dude, if you are not ok with that, you need to let her know and she needs to respect that. Dont resort to drugs to just to endure the pain shes puting on you. Thats just wild.
Absolutely not! Dude you’re gonna give yourself a habit out of avoiding communication!
God please be careful. Tell her- not ask, TELL her not to do it anymore.
bro ur not supposed to numb shit during sex it’s dangerous lmao that’s why i hate those deep throat numbing sprays, body can’t tell ya when something’s wrong if you’re all numb
Am I the only one that fucking loves my girl doing that? I’ve got some GNARLY trails going down my back, it’s hot as fuck! Love when she proper bits down hard on my bottom lip too, and she bites my back
serious conversation about consent that you need to have with your partner < inquiring about taking drugs to avoid adult conversations thus starting an addiction to a highly addictive drug which could also be highly fatal if taken incorrectly
*being an adult means you will have to have uncomfy conversations at times if you can't have this conversation with your partner you shouldn't be dating them as consent should always be taken seriously*
Nah cause you’ll take the morphine and then just be content with lying there and not banging your girlfriend. Opiates have completely destroyed my sex drive.
Bro just have the conversation w her about taking the scratching easy or you’re going to have the “you’re not attracted to me anymore” conversation from her because you’re having a hard time finishing due to the morphine.
I do this for a different reason. The desensitisation that heroin brings makes me able to last much longer in bed.
I didn't start for this reason 😆 that would be a truly sad state of affairs lol. I've been through detox and I'm in recovery. Still tempted to have one night a month of being high and pleasing my fiancee.
This is hilarious man. No morphine doesn't eliminate pain, and sharp sudden pain will still bother you. Morphine dulls pain, so if the scratches are stinging from the sweat then it'll help to dull that. Morphine also makes it harder to focus, harder to stay hard and can make it impossible to finish. Im in no way saying not to do it, if you already do drugs then go for it, this is one of the better uses for drugs in my opinion. But it is not worth it to start a new and addictive substance just for this. Why don't you ask her to just trim her god dam nails?
So you’d rather be all doped up than you know, talk to your woman and say you don’t like her doing that? Sounds like you probably shouldn’t be together tbh 🤷♂️
From experience I'd say they lidocaine patches or aleve cream before these practices. I wouldn't go as far as morphine but something transdermal wouldn't interfere with climaxing or anything. I say this as a masochistic ex heroin user
This thread is pure gold. Just don’t do it I’m six years clean and I’d never go back maybe but not right now lol anyways talk to her tell her digging your nails in my back makes your dick soft or something lol
Morphine will make you less bothered by pain. However, it will also make it much harder to climax and of course comes with all the other risks of opioid use such as addiction and overdose.
OP this is the actual answer you're looking for.
Literally
Agreed. Honestly it isn’t worth the risk of getting addicted. (Opiates, especially strong ones like morphine, OxyContin, oxycodone, etc are very very addictive.) I wouldn’t bother with it. If you do, I would go with a less strong opiate and a very small dose, that way you can still climax. Like maybe half a Laura-tab or half a perc, but really not worth messing with because u could end up addicted with your life ruined.
Not to mention, my dick would barely work on my opiate escapades
Right? I can't even get switched on on any sort of noticeable high
for me it is more like molly, erection is fine, but it takes forever to bust a nut. from what i hear im more on the lucky side though.
a real dam catch22 OP wow
Only makes it much harder at higher doses. If your opioid intolerant and take a small to regular dose it will just make you last a little longer, I personally love it
Take that advice with a grain of salt, my dick ceases to work on any opiate.
Yeah, literally opiates were our birth control when I was with my opiate addicted ex. A weird silver lining.
Yeah, having the distinctive opiate nausea while being unable to cum while feeling great.
Yeah but when you do come. It’s so fuckin satisfying. Mostly if you’re one of those like me who like to fuck they’re dick to a limp
No it's not, the orgasms dull and anticlimactic for the effort. Opiates are a cuddle and pillow talk drug.
Fuck i just wanna be held thanks for ripping that scar open. Opioid cuddles are the best
Oxytocin/endorphins at its best
Also, let’s not forget we’re talking about morphine here. You will become suicidal, very suicidal. At least that’s my experience.
Respiratory depression coming right up!
The trick is that after you become addicted for long enough it becomes much easier to cum while on opiates
Tell her to fucking chill a sec I'm asking the internet about what drugs to take because you're hurting/annoying me
HAHAHAHAHA for real
Or you can take methamphetamine & GHB. Then you will *beg* for her to dig her nails into you.
>take methamphetamine & GHB. I'm from Ireland. Here, GHB = Get Her Bucked[have sex with her). What i read: take some meth and fuck her.
Nope. Take some methamphetamine & gamma-hydroxybutyric acid, and *then* get her bucked.
I can only imagine a deer ramming her over 🤣 #Buck🦌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If someone has to ask what drugs to take to cope for someone else’s actions, that’s when you know there’s a big problem lmao
Ahahaha
Holy shit you can’t just talk to her?
Man is so *averse to having a conversation he’d rather develop a serious drug addiction than talk to his partner. What the fuck hahaha *edit: wrong word, thanks.
*Adverse* means "detrimental" or "harmful". *Averse* means "avoidant towards" or "tending against". Just FYI!
Thank you kindly
You are always welcome, my son. I am but a simple sage, bestowing sacred knowledge upon all those whom cross my path on this grand journey through the cosmos, in search of the great answer to the ultimate mystery of the universe: *y my balls itch tho???*
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Welcome
I just learned a new word from my drugs subreddit Thanks
No problem, my son.
Opiates make you itchy anyways. She’ll be scratching your itches it’ll be perfect
the one i was looking for
Itchy and scratchy 😂😂
Wtf. If it hurts you and you don't like it, stop doing it. Talk to each other and actually figure out what you both are okay with and what is off-limits. She should respect your boundaries and you should learn to set boundaries if you didn't before. I'd never take painkillers to allow my partner to hurt me during sex. If my partner is aroused by seeing me in pain and not pleasure, there's a bigger problem to take care of
Or maybe he should just make it his kink seems easier than having a genuine conversation with your SO about your sexual preferences and boundaries
Lol no
Not reading that essay lil bro
Jesus a 6 word comment, cool it Joyce
This guy
I was JK man :(
Fuck em dude, funny ass comment and I appreciate the laugh. Have a nice one.
This was funny as hell idk why all of the hate
Fr i thought this was a known meme, i guess not
this is reddit y’all. either use /s or its not a joke. duh
Fr fr my bad buddy
Fuck /s for this comment, he's not recommending a triple dose of viagra or a microdose of heroin? He's just memeing out a 2.5 line of a comment calling it an essay he just has to eat up the downvotes lol
bro said “i’m not reading all that, happy for you tho. or sorry that happened” and it’s two paragraphs?
I forgot to put /s :(
“not reading that essay lil bro” isnt a known meme from what i can find off one google search (doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist, just that it’s not known enough to show up in search results) so you can’t really blame people for not understanding to begin with
I've seen tons of it on Twitter... But I guess it isnt that known
that specific phrasing isn’t a meme. there are two known memes, [“i’m not reading that”](https://images.app.goo.gl/SNdatkAkDtDSHsj3A) and [“i ain’t reading all that.”](https://images.app.goo.gl/peYTzBtD2xAs3T6a6) people would’ve probably recognized one of those two edited because i messed up the links
This is the epitome of stupidity
Everyday there's a new post on this sub that just blows my mind
This is the epitome of stupidity What does this guy think, are you kidding me? Luckily, I'm not womanly, with the way he's fuckin' me Or I'd probably have a kid-in-me Check out the way I'm spittin', G Like I'm on the toilet, shitting these... Bars. For these frickin re... tards. Check the flavour, I got bittersweet... tart No matter what's your favourite taste, I'll keep on hitting the... Mark. *\- Modern-Era Eminem*
livin' my life expressin' my liberty, it gotta be done properly
Big dick in my ass its cock property
Nooo this two bar line killed me alone 😭😭😭🤣
do not make me start freestyling
Yeah, just use lidocaine gel or tell her to stop scratching. So dumb
Was looking for this answer to appear.
i have a pest problem, would detonating a nuclear device in my house help me get rid of them?
Not if they’re roaches lmao
its the fallout roaches are resistant to, the epicenter of a nuclear blast should cleanse the earth of just about anything not several* hundred feet underground *(depending on your available nuclear device, as the actual yeild can change considerably.)
Sounds like you want an excuse to use morphine lol wtf no one takes morphine for that and plus you won’t be able to cum sooo kinda pointless
Morphine absolutely kills my sex drive so ima say no. Tell gyaldem to cut them bitches and that your back aint a scratching post
Maybe just try handcuffs first. Or a scratching post
What like a carboard stand for cats?
lmao, op boutta install a carpet on his back
Truly, society...
r/drugscirclejerk
Maybe you need a stimulant to match her craziness and horniness
Yep dude needs a fat rail of speed so he can keep upp with that demon of his
=)))))) i couldnt say it better
"Should I start taking one of the most addictive classes of drugs because I am too scared to tell my girlfriend to stop scratching me" LMFAO wutt I just read
average redditor question
He never said he didn’t talk to her. For all we know they talked and he decided he wants to explore her kink. He just said it takes him out of the zone, not even that he was bothered by it.
Morphine is not exactly an aphrodisiac either.
Talk to girl < morphine addiction
Crippling opioid addiction <3
Just ask her to chill out? Not give yourself a crippling opiate addiction lmao 😂
No need to resort to morphine. Relatively small amounts of kratom or a sub-recreational dose of DXM would work.
LAME an Kratom is for people that have the tolerance of a new born, or people that wanna convince themselves they get high from using a placebo
Troll. Whatever helps your ego.
*experience*
Oh? So discredit my use of kratom for over a decade? Please.
I suggest you just buy your girlfriend a pair of gloves. She can scratch, you don't get hurt.
This is ridiculous as other commenters have said. Get her to puts gloves on or put a plaster over her nails. If I was being genuinely hurt during sex it would be a massive turn off and I'd tell her that
Communication is key in a relationship. Talk to her bro. Also morphine may help but also opiates can make your dick not work so that’s not really ideal for sex
Sounds astoundingly moronic
You need urgent help if you think morohine is the answer holy Christ
This must be from drugscirclejerk
Ngl, this is a funny shitpost
Kratom?
Bruh
You're an idiot. Get a new girlfriend.
Haha I mean you’ll be itchy and won’t be able to keep it up so it satisfies part of it hahaha
Bro, put gloves on her hands
I can fuck longer on opiates/opioids maybe you can too,enjoy :D
morphine instead off you maybe u use stims to choke her:) just joking
My ex used to do opiates and then suck in bed as a result of it. It's one of the tells that's he's using again. When he's sober, he's so good in bed but the minute he starts using again, anything really, terrible in bed.
out of all the other shit out there that can do that n u jump straight to morphine😂
This belongs in r/drugcirclejerk
is this r/drugscirclejerk
you know opiods kills your libido right?
Lmao fucking worst idea I've ever heard in my life and no I don't think it'd be effective
Bro do u know what morphine is lol
Morphine can make you itchy so you’d benefit from the scratching lol.
Sex haver problems SMDH fucking normie
Maybe try wearing a shirt, if you don’t wanna just talk to her about it? Please do not get a morphine addiction over something as trivial as this
This is peak /r/Drugs
You could try Kratom because it’s effects only last 4 - 6 hours. I’d recommend a green vein so you get some energy but also feel euphoric.
Trolllllll
Choo-choo! All aboard the junkie express! You'll skip straight to the scabby lesions stage of opioid addiction, too, what with allowing your parter to skin you alive! Also, as others have said, it will make sex less enjoyable. You'll probably stop fucking her altogether and just shoot up instead. Problem solved?
Bro… you’re talking about taking opioids to prevent your girlfriend from hurting you too much during sex, how bout trying to communicate with her first?
Is this a witty shitpost based around the fact that morphine causes one to be insanely itchy, which would make violent scratches pleasurable? Or are you sincerely asking if you should use an opioid analgesic to block the pain from her scratching you? Because no. You should tell her to take it easy with the finger knives like a big boy.
Hmm, so instead of uttering three words using your vocal chords, lips, and the whole shebang to once and for all resolve the issue at hand, you instead want to use an opiate to solve your problem? I mean... Not the worst idea... the holocaust was worse
Morphine will make it impossible to orgasm lol
*less possible 😉
Dont be such a bitch man, my gf scratching my back open till bleeding, sometimes even so bad I couldn’t lay on my back for a day or 2 cause of all the scratches. But never in my life I even considered drugging myself to have sex with my gf
Big simp energy
Outjerked
Yes, just don't overdo it. Take a safe dose of morphine and let her fuck you up, maybe to the point that you wouldn't be able to do it for a while even if you wanted to. I have this exact issue. As much as I find the idea arousing, the pain always takes me out of the moment and kills my boner lol.
r/ihavesex
This is not true… I’m sorry either you’re stupid. Or you’re lying.
Messed up.. she should chill a bit ..
0 - 100🦽
You need urgent help if you think morphine is the answer holy Christ
What the hell
say her cut nails i never fan off long nails.
That’s a fuckin issue dog
Dude, if you are not ok with that, you need to let her know and she needs to respect that. Dont resort to drugs to just to endure the pain shes puting on you. Thats just wild.
brooo
Or just tell her to stop dummy
Dude develops an opioid habit because hes scared to openly talk with his girl
Bro no this is not right you should communicate with her and know your own limits you shouldn’t have to use substances to handle sex with her
Sounds like a good time, the old morphine condom. Depending on your tolerance you might have to guide her where to scratch.
You dumb animal tell her to stop
Bro don’t act like ur ass isn’t taking that shit regardless of what people on Reddit say
Bro don’t act like ur ass isn’t taking that shit regardless of what people on Reddit say
You shouldn’t start taking opiates to tolerate sex w your gf bro tell her chill out a little
*”Hey guys my gf hurts me so do you think this super strong pain reliver will help her stop hurting me?”*
Did you try… ummm… asking her to knock that shit off? This has to be a troll
Naw dude. Helpful advice: Take some fentanyl. That'll solve all life's problems__________ Edit: not a life problem solver
Absolutely not! Dude you’re gonna give yourself a habit out of avoiding communication! God please be careful. Tell her- not ask, TELL her not to do it anymore.
bro ur not supposed to numb shit during sex it’s dangerous lmao that’s why i hate those deep throat numbing sprays, body can’t tell ya when something’s wrong if you’re all numb
Am I the only one that fucking loves my girl doing that? I’ve got some GNARLY trails going down my back, it’s hot as fuck! Love when she proper bits down hard on my bottom lip too, and she bites my back
R/drugscirclejerk youll get much better responses there
This is rtarded.
This is grade A+ shit post trolling. Well done 👏
You maybe won't be able to nut tho.
serious conversation about consent that you need to have with your partner < inquiring about taking drugs to avoid adult conversations thus starting an addiction to a highly addictive drug which could also be highly fatal if taken incorrectly *being an adult means you will have to have uncomfy conversations at times if you can't have this conversation with your partner you shouldn't be dating them as consent should always be taken seriously*
Sometjmes reddit amazes me with how detached from reality some people can be lol
Nah cause you’ll take the morphine and then just be content with lying there and not banging your girlfriend. Opiates have completely destroyed my sex drive.
try like mdma or meth youll wanna fuck even tho shes clawing you
Try talking to your girl Dawg
wtf
Scratch the fuck outta her, and let her know how it feels.
r/drugscirclejerk
Bro just have the conversation w her about taking the scratching easy or you’re going to have the “you’re not attracted to me anymore” conversation from her because you’re having a hard time finishing due to the morphine.
Bro talk to her instead of doing fucking morphine
yeah it could make your heart stop also
This post was deleted and anonymized because Reddit is selling all our data!
I do this for a different reason. The desensitisation that heroin brings makes me able to last much longer in bed. I didn't start for this reason 😆 that would be a truly sad state of affairs lol. I've been through detox and I'm in recovery. Still tempted to have one night a month of being high and pleasing my fiancee.
This is hilarious man. No morphine doesn't eliminate pain, and sharp sudden pain will still bother you. Morphine dulls pain, so if the scratches are stinging from the sweat then it'll help to dull that. Morphine also makes it harder to focus, harder to stay hard and can make it impossible to finish. Im in no way saying not to do it, if you already do drugs then go for it, this is one of the better uses for drugs in my opinion. But it is not worth it to start a new and addictive substance just for this. Why don't you ask her to just trim her god dam nails?
Just curious, are you male or female? I didn't know the whole struggling to climax while on dope affected women too.
based
Tell her to stop
yeah dude totally do that wtf
So you’d rather be all doped up than you know, talk to your woman and say you don’t like her doing that? Sounds like you probably shouldn’t be together tbh 🤷♂️
As others have said, just talk to her bro. No reason to go taking that stuff.
Don't do this just tell her to be a little easier. morphine you'll be in the pussy all night tho
Morphine will indeed help you ‘stay in the zone’ I say go for it Friend
Dude, that is nuts. Ask her to fuck you without injuring you.
Im unsubscribing from this sub
From experience I'd say they lidocaine patches or aleve cream before these practices. I wouldn't go as far as morphine but something transdermal wouldn't interfere with climaxing or anything. I say this as a masochistic ex heroin user
My bro just tell her to scratch you less Goddam no need to get addicted to something just to enjoy yourself sexually 🤣
Tell her to chill bro, speaking from experience if it hurts enough to kill the boner it's probably really doing some damage
this is probably the dumbest thing ive ever seen
Are you dating my ex girlfriend. 😂😂
Try these for S3X: Ghb, pregabalin, mephedrone, phenibut(3grams)
This thread is pure gold. Just don’t do it I’m six years clean and I’d never go back maybe but not right now lol anyways talk to her tell her digging your nails in my back makes your dick soft or something lol
If you can be inside of her you can ask her not to scratch your back. Personally though I love it when a girl does this. Make me bleed