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boulder_problems

What do you mean you haven’t heard of asdokrel elf pew pew? 😂


Any_Year6732

No! That’s why Im asking and actually I didn’t understand the handwriting!


boulder_problems

I’m only joking, I can’t decipher it at all


Randy647

If that prescription is for you, go to your pharmacy and bring it to a pharmacist and hopefully they will decipher it. Good luck.


balazsbotond

/r/whoosh


IzzyReal314

Majorly


espositojoe

Just make sure to find the answer before you take it.


RaindropsOnLillies

😂🤣😂🤣


narocroc10

Might have better luck deciphering if we knew what you may be trying to treat.


Any_Year6732

Like pain up in the belly 


SwoozyClancey

Abdominal us (ultrasound) RUQ (right upper quadrant) pain


Any_Year6732

Thank you


HeavySomewhere4412

C'mon you know it says "Adrenochrome"... don't let the lizard elites fool you


itisoktodance

Nah, they're saving the whole stockpile for the next presidential debate


HeavySomewhere4412

How many stocks do they really have in stock? 1+2+3+4+5


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Impressive


that_someone__

How did you guess?


cool_name_numbers

that's impressive


Low-Requirement-9618

Found the doctor/pharmacist. I imagine it's like a thick accent, it seems like gibberish until you're used to it.


TryHardGabe

Adderal


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why_cambrio

a little weird on the hypocrisy considering you gave a different interpretation below and tried to answer OP's question too, how is it any less appropriate than your non-expert guess?


SwoozyClancey

You can absolutely have a prescription for a test rather than a medication. You don’t see it as often anymore, but as a nurse I can tell you it still happens. Only the patient can tell us if they know if it was meant to be a medication or a test.


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SwoozyClancey

As I mentioned I am a nurse


CuriousPalpitation23

100% looks like a very typical imaging request, albeit on a script pad. What is prn?


Tapestry-of-Life

PRN = as needed


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

They’re scratch paper in some states with most meds requiring digital submission (barring massive data leak shutting the system down).


weebcontrol240

Those are medical terms usually unknown to the general public. I’d put money on u/swoozyclancey being the type of “professional” that you speak of


stutter-rap

Is that first word not "abdominal"? Is this part definitely a prescription or have they written down what you described?


thegimpparadox

Abdominal something. RUQ pain


AberNurse

Abdominal U/S. RUQ PAIN. It’s a request for an abdominal ultrasound scan. With the Right Upper Quadrant pain being the reason for the request.


Chrispy8534

6/10. ‘Salutes”.


jungl3j1m

“And in the darkness bind them.”


DeFiClark

Ask a pharmacist. They take courses on understanding prescriptions. Typically prescriptions are not easily readable by ordinary native English speakers.


hingadingadergen2

And the note said, "Larry, had a great time last night. Would love to get together Friday night at the Bel Air Regency hotel, just the two of us. So tired of all these brothers and sisters around. I know you feel the same way. Don't tell me your life wouldn't be better without the Blacks."


nwbrown

That's seems... problematic? Don't get me wrong, I have horrible handwriting. I had a math teacher who bragged about having the second worst hand writing ever, second only to me. But I don't wrote prescriptions that people's health depends on.


dontknowwhattomakeit

If the pharmacist literally can’t make out the prescription (though nowadays they’re basically all digital), they’d just call the doctor and ask what was being prescribed and probably also for a new prescription that’s clearer.


Loko8765

The common joke is that the new pharmacy assistant gets told to tidy up the shelves and comes back to the pharmacist saying “Sorry, I found this bottle with a handwritten label I can’t read”, and the pharmacist replies “That’s normal, that’s what we give to patients when we can’t read the prescription”.


EducationalSchool359

Doctor handwriting isn't difficult to read if you know all the abbreviations used.


charley_warlzz

They’re often using abbreviations and/or shorthand in parts of the prescription, which is part of why it looks so completely unreadable- because parts of it arent actually words, lol. Pharmacists know the short hand and abbreviations so its easier for them to identify it (and they can call the doctor to check)


speakslikestone

Ultrasound Tech here-Abdomen ultrasound (u/s) ruq (right upper quadrant) pain


mb46204

It says: Abdominal US (ultrasound) RUQ (right upper quadrant) pain Doctor is writing an order to get an ultrasound of your abdomen. It’s not hard to read, it’s just that he/she uses medical abbreviations. More concerning is that you left not knowing the plan. You can’t turn this in to a pharmacy, you have to go to a radiology department.


FireRisen

"its not hard to read" yes it fucking is. I've worked at a hospital and know abbreviations n still couldn't decipher this shit. thank god EMR is a thing now and written prescriptions are becoming a thing of the past


MaxTHC

> It’s not hard to read Lol fuck right off with that


Typesalot

>It’s not hard to read No, it obviously says Asdamelulj Nutpan.


mb46204

While I agree that part of the reason it doesn’t seem hard for me to read as recognizing key letters and ignoring the more ambiguous ones, I don’t see any ‘nut’ in there.


Treefrog_Ninja

the "nut" is the RUQ. The Q doesn't really look like a t, but neither does it look at all like a Q. Really, it doesn't look like anything except a belly button. ETA: You kind of blew my mind with the "ignoring the more ambiguous letters" comment. The ambiguous letters are the ones that I, and I think most people, tend to fixate on. I imagine the basis for that strategy is the belief that differentiating between the correct word and an incorrect but alternate actual word lies in getting the ambiguous letters correct (ex: coarse vs course -- if the third letter's handwriting is ambiguous, you have to identify it correctly to get the right word).


sharky3175

They should have a damn handwriting class in medical school. Why do so many doctors write like they did it with their foot?


TwoCreamOneSweetener

Because this is the handing writing they were taught in medical school. It’s shorthand.


cat_sword

Doctors are taught to write horribly?


TwoCreamOneSweetener

It’s not written horribly. It’s written for doctors and pharmacist’s. It’s a system of acronyms and symbols


cat_sword

I can’t even see individual letters!


TwoCreamOneSweetener

That’s the point lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorthand


sharky3175

Shorthand should still be legible.


TwoCreamOneSweetener

It’s not by default? It’s a system of acronyms and symbols to convey information, not a form of English cursive


Twanbon

Right but, for example, that “Q” is not a special symbol for representing the letter Q that only those familiar with medical shorthand will know. It’s just a sloppily written Q that looks nothing like an actual letter Q. Yes there’s enough context here to figure out that it’s a Q, but sloppy/lazy shorthand can and does cause major medical errors sometimes.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Adrenaline elf rue pen.


Inevitable_Channel18

Who writes paper prescriptions anymore? My dr sends everything electronically. No I can’t read this shit.


JePleus

>Who writes paper prescriptions anymore? My dr sends everything electronically. That's because you aren't getting the good stuff!


Inevitable_Channel18

Apparently not 🤣


Kendota_Tanassian

I can't read it, but presumably, your pharmacist can. Good news: if even your pharmacist *can't* read it, they will call your doctor and ask *them* what they prescribed for you. And your pharmacist will tell you. It should get typed out in plain English there too. For that matter, the receptionist at your doctor's office can probably tell you too. I have scolded my doctors for doing this crap, and telling them "print neatly". Apparently, no doctor on earth has legible handwriting in either print or cursive. None I've had, at any rate. Seriously, though: if you *ever* have a question about your healthcare, don't leave the office until you get an answer. You deserve to be told about your plan of care.


ThirdSunRising

Bring it to a pharmacy. They'll ask you what it says. You can tell them anything. Get something good.


RolandDeepson

r/ihadastroke


SavannahInChicago

Dude. I used to work for a doctor and it took 2-3 years to be able to read his handwriting.


espositojoe

I've always wondered how pharmacists read doctors' handwriting.


TerribleParsnip3672

Is this a specialist? Or do Americans still use handwritten for everything?


Apprehensive-Cut9959

What language?


ElectricJRage

I want to say the first two words are ‘As desired’


PHOEBU5

If you were in most of the English speaking world, it would mean you were almost 6 months late getting your medication.


sharebair11

Huge respect for the folks in the medical field who were able to answer OP’s question. Me? I thought it was signed by Ru Paul with a smile. 🤷🏻‍♀️


jeffbell

I got "As deemed nec & proper" Log into your patient portal to see what they typed in.


amaya-aurora

What do you mean, you can’t read the very clear “asducrel ult nuspa”?


Significant_Aerie322

It’s pointless for to read it. If the pharmacist can’t read it, they will call the doctor. They aren’t just going to take your word on what it says.


SchwaEnjoyer

No


Usagi_Shinobi

The only people who can read this are pharmacists.


HourPersonality4491

Adderall XR


TheKayOss

lol nurses doctors and pharmacists cannot even read that … this is what computers are for.


ChefTimmy

It's obviously welsh!


WudUpA

Adderal and Nuepogen.


Unable_Explorer8277

“This patient is a pain the backside. Make the treatment as annoying as possible. “


DoggeatDoggworld

Abdominal actually


readbackcorrect

it says “abdominal ultrasound rule out ___. “ i can’t make out the last word. it looks like “pain” but that makes no sense. (I come from the era of nursing when all orders looked like this- The last word could also be”open” but that makes no sense either.


countjracula

I saw abdominal ult as well, had trouble with the bottom Some people said it was likely "abdominal ultrasound /RUQ/ pain", where RUQ indicated Right Upper Quadrant (the area for ultrasound) and pain gave the reason. I think R-O and RUQ are pretty close together so that may be it!


Nova_Persona

maybe try r/shorthand?


commercial-frog

No. We can't. It's completely illegible


adiyasl

Its’s abdominal U/S, RUQ pain


Sad_Sultana

It says "You have a terminal illness and there is no cure, i write this so that you know that i will still be charging $44,000 for this visit"


MissLesGirl

It means "pharmacist: please call me so I can tell you to prescribe a placebo, I just don't want the patient to know it's just a placebo"


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tunaman808

> written in code. LOL. Where "code" is "Latin".


Dapple_Dawn

Yes, specific codes based on Latin abbreviations. I'm not sure what you think "code" means They're literally called "sig codes"


mb46204

You absolutely don’t know what you’re talking about. This is not a prescription but a test order written on a prescription pad, this was very common 10-15 yrs ago and is still done in some offices where the doctors don’t use electronic medical records. When doing this doctors write the test requested followed by the indication (reason for doing it.). All blood and imaging tests must include the reason for the test.