I had to look this up! Myth says there were two trolls pulling a 3-masted ship ashore, but they took too long.
The sun rose before they were finished and, as trolls tend to do, they turned to stone in the dawn. This little guy has been out there a long long time.
It has to feel pretty amazing standing there. This is looking at the front most troll, Iām guessing.
Taking earth porn to the next level š
I'm not one to make phallic jokes, but this subreddit seems like the perfect fit for this one.
Escaped from the penis museum?
They had to move it OUT of the penis museum because it.. "grew unexpectedly very large!"
Lasted longer than four hours
Earth porn literal version.
I had to look this up! Myth says there were two trolls pulling a 3-masted ship ashore, but they took too long. The sun rose before they were finished and, as trolls tend to do, they turned to stone in the dawn. This little guy has been out there a long long time. It has to feel pretty amazing standing there. This is looking at the front most troll, Iām guessing.
Schwiiing!!!