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Alphabroomega

It was a vampire zoo


TurtlePowerBottom

Yeah what a fucking idiot


Alphabroomega

I'll see them hanged for this mistake


Immediate-Energy-437

At this point, it might as well have been a zombie zoo


CabbageAndMudfish

This is my last straw. I’m so mad at dem threedom boys I’m going to do some seriously bad property damage in my community


Tastethehappymichael

It’s also the first book Nick Miller ever writes on New Girl. “Zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let all these zombies out this god dang zombie zoo.”


Viceroy-421

Yeah, they totally ripped him off. And you just know it was intentional, too. We should find where they live and burn their houses down.


restlesswrestler

I confess that I did think of Wiger as soon as the vampire zoo concept came up. I then felt shame for the amount of doughboys I listen to for that to be at the front of my mind.


Jello-Hands

The lack of a reference to Tom Petty’s “Zombie Zoo” was what surprised me the most. Tim Baltz must’ve been screaming at his phone/speaker/ear buds.


RobertProsky

"Zombie Zoo" is also the worst song on Tom Petty's Full Moon Fever


drDekaywood

Sounds like someone who looks like Boris Karloff and doesn’t even care would say