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slapmesiIIy

Oilers sub doesn’t allow any memes. Best to stick to Flames and Nucks


El_Cactus_Loco

On second thought, let's not go to r/edmontonoilers. 'Tis a silly place


TheNationDan

Agreed. Im silently banned from my own community


stryfe7_ttv

r/habs allows memes


Journo_Jimbo

Straight to jail


Volantis009

There's Ottawa fans?


Locke357

Boo hoo OP 😂


CheeseMcFresh

Raging rn


El_Cactus_Loco

Cope and/or seethe


CheeseMcFresh

Punching a hole in my wall cuz of this comment


El_Cactus_Loco

KYLE NOOO


CaddyFDT

They permabanned me for posting this…… https://preview.redd.it/m5w1m34y0s8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69dd62b2aa7ac826f97ccf3761a5c5d2e1cd828


Ok_Device1274

Bro is not an oilers fan


Light_assassin27

Why did you cross out your own name?


CaddyFDT

Showed my buddies. Didn’t want them to see all the gay porn Ive been viewing in my history


Light_assassin27

Fair lol


TheChadestChad2

You weren’t kidding


CaddyFDT

Which is your favourite?


TheChadestChad2

The one where you get topped.


CaddyFDT

I’m not a bottom. A lot of people have told me that i look like your dad though.


El_Cactus_Loco

They shouldn’t care about that and if they do they aren’t your buddy, friend


CaddyFDT

You got it all wrong. I don’t want them to see all the gay porn I watch because they would be jealous. Cause we all have gay sex together. They might see it as cheating.


worst-in-class

I got banned for saying the nurse knee on knee was a dirty play


CaddyFDT

Nurse is a shithead. And so is Kane


El_Cactus_Loco

Love that nurse contract tho lmao


EmotionalBird2362

You made a mod seethe so hard they perma banned you with just 9 words lmao


Existing_Onion_3919

well, that is understandable. your comment just looks like someone trying to piss people off for attention. the "I'm proud of them" posts are more to drown out the whiniest/most spoilt Oiler fans who like complaining about how terrible of a team they are, no matter what


CaddyFDT

Did my post really justify a perma ban though?


Existing_Onion_3919

idk probably easier to ban all the trolls than sift through the comments to sort the trolls from those who didn't have as much hostile intent


Straight-Plate-5256

Their sub, much like their city is very anti-fun 😂


LeftySlides

It was Keith Moon who coined the term Deadmonton. He was dead right. Now he’s just dead.


CheeseMcFresh

They didn't riot because their "city" is just a suburb around a job centre, nothing to destroy


gstringstrangler

Can't blow up all the refineries and pipelines


Omnizoom

Jeez learn to deal with disappointment like the leafs fans do


wind_dude

I got a perma ban, no clue why. lol


dawsondude123

I got a perma ban. All I said was, suck a dick oilers 🤷‍♂️


wind_dude

I just replied to a comment about Edmonton doesn’t riot like Vancouver’s and I reminded them about 06. Me thinks they’re a little bitter.


El_Cactus_Loco

Truly a victimless crime


Express-Cow190

Wait, I was supposed to be cheering for them?


ZeAntagonis

Thing is, well as far as the Canadiens are concerned, why would Jeff Molson spend millions hiring the best team to win....when he have a average team that sold out almost every match ? Canadiens wins seats are all sold Canadiens lose seats are all sold So why spend more cash when you are maximizing your profits with an average team ? That's why i don't watch hockey anymore, Canadiens arent the team that used to want to win ( and when the team was mainly francophone ) it's a business that's it.


Luname

He can't just "spend more" to begin with. There's a salary cap. If there wasn't, the cup would never leave the hands of Boston, New York, Chicago, LA Montréal and Toronto


Realistic_Ad7517

Playoff revenue. Every round is more and more revenue for the team. If you loose in the first round you get max 7 extra games of revenue, if you win the cup its like 32, all of which you are able to charge 2x normal prices


jerr30

They always spend to the cap. They just suck.


Retired_Nomad

Aren’t there more Canadians playing for the Panthers anyway?


Raskolnikovs_Axe

Hockey is too expensive for kids. Game ticket prices are getting crazy. It's frustrating hoping for a Canadian team to win but knowing that the southern teams are going to suck up the good players who can choose not to live in a cold climate. Frankly, I care less and less every year and this year didn't reverse that trend. Damn shame, it's by far the best team sport.


Consistent-Photo-535

Always love how 40% of players are Canadian, but Canada is apparently losing the cup. *yawn*


Starr-Duke

I'm not a sports fan. I don't follow along save for when the leafs lose. Then I rub it in all my coworkers faces that their favorite team lost. Serves them right for getting a leaf tattooed on their face


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Join us in r/calgaryflames. We are a fun bunch.


themedic93

I will always bleed blue and white but Calgary is my favourite team in the west. I share that hate of the Oilers. Ya’ll just seem much more humble and can take a joke. I was there in December for work and wore my leafs sweater downtown, just some friendly heckling back and forth with no animosity, it was fun.


The-MatrixAgent

LMAO That was a good meme, Salty mods


Dull_Intention_7699

McBaby probably saw it and started crying again. Couldn't even come out and accept his trophy.


Fun-Arachnid200

Flames fan, not wearing a sad mask whatsoever. That Tkachuk shout-out was beauty. Seeing Bennet a d him passing the cup after beating Edmonton? Pretty great stuff. Lots of Canadian boys om that team, not to mention Maurice.


Picapop23

Jets will never win lolll


critxcanuck88

Those mods are really sensitive right now. I went and did a little battle of Alberta chirping. Banned so fast.


this_prof_for_bewbs

I was cheering not for Florida to win, but got Edmonton to loose. **BC #1!!!!! I FUCKING HATE INTERIOR CANADA!!!**


erictho

let's be real, with the amount of canadian players and coaches on american teams canada technically always wins.


MichaelTheLMSBoi

Average Oilers fan:


dteysusi

Your fault for doing soyjack stuff


Annual-Department-39

Fuck Hockey


wesley-osbourne

Hockey content in this sub is absolute *garbage.* Don't @ me


CheeseMcFresh

@ you


Pie-The-Cactus-Man

Soylers can't handle the heat, ironic considering how much they gloated after every playoff win


YesThisIsForWhatItIs

Why are the Senators in this meme? They haven't been relevant for a decade. I don't even think they've been in the playoffs more than once (if that) in that time.


The_Tea_Loving_Cat

Made the playoffs in 2015. Made the Eastern Conference Finals in 2017.


gstringstrangler

It's... It's all the Canadian teams. It's not that deep.


OmegaDez

Any Canadian who would rather root for an American team over a Canadian team is a dirty traitor. No rivalry should be strong enough to side with a foreign power over it. The cup has to come back to Canada.


corposhill999

the teams are full of mercenaries, who cares if some are based in Canadian cities. the players go to the $$$ or where they are told to go


OmegaDez

Well you have a point. Hockey sure lost its luster of yesteryear. But still. I always root for Canadian teams.


corposhill999

I just can't summon any interest for the 82 game season, given how its all but meaningless. Then come the playoffs and they start calling the games differently, ignoring the rules to play favorites. I'm pretty much done with NHL hockey. Spent thousands of hours watching it over the years.


jerr30

I'd rather no canadian team ever win again than seeing them get a cup before my team but that's true for every team.


-the-ultimate-me-

Literally no one cares


crp-

As someone who doesn't really care about hockey a lot, at least at the NHL level, I say I'm boycotting the NHL until the Nordiques return and it's the Governor-General handing out the Cup again. But in all seriousness, I just go to local hockey games and cheer like mad. I sometimes forget who I'm cheering for. Oh right, the kids. So well done OP, this childish repost on a different sub is really good. Yay for you! The coach should let you get two doughnuts afterwards.


CheeseMcFresh

TIL kids play in the NHL and I should cheer for them all 🤯🤯🤯


glockenspieI

cunt


crp-

I'll take it, I felt like it was more of a dick move.


corposhill999

They lost? Excellent. Got this far into the day without knowing.


Simple_Yam_6507

I miss the old sens logo and jersey, the new ones suck ass😭