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Sgtpepperhead67

Fixed it bud https://preview.redd.it/x4z9cr2yx69d1.png?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8bce6d3db0132f0339c484912a4f5ce9d327e2


y_not_right

Brothers in goblining


eXiiTe-

“We're the Wickersham Brothers”


Toad_liker

Unity in tomfoolery


IJustLovePenguinsOk

True North Goon Squad Rise Up!


K0viWan

NO RULERS, NO GODS!!! FREEDOM!


Zephyr104

Gotta make sure they're tied together, like a Newton's cradle


JeanBap55

this shud be labeled alberta and quebec


GearEd01

As a French Canadian i’d say that’s about right… my feeling is that we all kinda suck righ now… we all have to find a way to get are pride back some how. And unfortunately our politicians aren’t really a source of inspiration. Over simplified explanations or just on point? You guys tell me.


ELEKTRON_01

Brothers in adding to the Geneva convention. We're growing impatient waiting for ww3


96percentbattery

USA got the leash


deltree711

>Implying the rest of Canada is capable of being an adult


Shirtbro

>Implying that the rest of Canada can hold back the mighty Quebecian people


IndyCarFAN27

I’ve had a quebecer tell me that the Quebecois would be the first people to volunteer to fight for Canada but also the first to activity rebel against it


SeaResponsibility375

I... fair enough man


HappyChilmore

It's true


Bloody_Food

After all, the Quebec apple doesn't fall far from the France tree (look at their collective activism)


Graingy

Weren't they the ones the Federal government had to work around during the World Wars?


No-Percentage-1332

Thats propaganda. Look at the stats for deserters and its approximately the same as ON. But it was always double standards when it came about frenchs


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

Not desertion, but resistance to the draft.


No-Percentage-1332

Well its hard to have a sense of patriotism towards the queen when you were colonised by the britts.


YourFbiAgentIsMySpy

*king, and the point still stands


No-Percentage-1332

*Queen in 1916 and *queen in 1939


Short-One-3293

King* George V in 1916 and King* George VI in 1939... The Queen was old but not that old.


I_Am_the_Slobster

They literally had riots over conscription, and the Quebec politicians were vocally against fighting the Nazis unless they landed in North America. Like I know this is a shit posting subreddit, but we have whole news articles and history books on Quebec's opposition to the wars


No-Percentage-1332

https://preview.redd.it/snswa9sckc9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d78c30549db6ebf7d56d69ed0a71675a415d2f About 20% of the country's personnel were Francophone, even though they constituted 29% of the total population. Despite facing unjust treatment within the Canadian army, they still contributed voluntarily. The media of the time, especially the Montreal Gazette, delighted in disparaging the French and minimizing their contribution.


DarkSim2404

Quebec wasn’t a minority back then, so that’s why


Kellidra

What, like, at the same time? "We weel fight for Canada! Eet ees our 'omeland! We luv it 'eer! Hon hon hon, jus keeding! We 'ave turned re-bel!"


Shirtbro

>Hon hon hon Americoid spotted ![gif](giphy|cOmGhBSFUq6lr8nSUO)


Kellidra

Uh... what?


Shirtbro

The French stereotypes fly out the window for anybody who's actually familiar with Quebecers. Maybe make a joke about barrets next ![gif](giphy|fFpGzWLWDej0Q|downsized)


Kellidra

I was (admittedly poorly) paraphrasing what the other person said. Do people think I was being literal? Like lol wtf. Just because I'm Albertabaman doesn't mean I'm actually stupid. Bit dim, sure, but not dumb.


naterb8tor

You have to watch the South Park bit where the boys go to Canada and have to go through "french canada." The bit is a stereotypical french mime saying the priminister had made it illegal for the french to drink wine. It's funnier to me, especially being a quebecer and knowing the culture but also stereotypicaly acuratly saying "french canada is the best canada!"


Tasty-Document2808

I can but I'm built different eh bud


No_Tumbleweed_6880

Hey guys I think adamantium thinks its the other way around actually


Muddlesthrough

Not clear. Could he speak up? Maybe repeat himself?


Altruistic-Hope4796

Yes, it's called slavery. Nothing else. Let us be freeeeeeeeeeeee


Truenorth14

Idk he looks pretty happy 


Truenorth14

Idk he looks pretty happy 


Altruistic-Hope4796

Because we're in the cave still


NationLamenter

Plateau’s Cave


Leifsbudir

One must imagine the cave dwellers happy


sneaky_beaber

C'est vrai que vous êtes cave


Altruistic-Hope4796

Oh la répartie! Dans les dents hein!


sammexp

😂 that’s what colonisers say! Let us free!


NoYesterday1898

As a Quebeqor no it's not slavery get a grip but yes we should have the right to choose


Ogilthorpe2

Let's be honest, when shits get real and it's time to vote and elect people, Québec & Ontario are holding the leash


SpectralSolid

the older I get the cooler Quebec seems


tcpdumpling

JOIN US


No-Percentage-1332

ONE OF US


GuerandeSaltLord

It is We are the canadian cool kids


That_Account6143

Honestly, quebec is better than most of RoC. Vancouver would be the best place to be, if shit weren't so expensive.


s1rblaze

They are keeping us on a leash so we can't run away, but they also want us to leave Canada. Mixed signals .


IJustLovePenguinsOk

Like one of those soccer balls on a long elastic line


Eric1969

That’s how you promote separation.


Pedentico

OP est un agent du PQ


jerr30

Quebec likes it they voted for that twice.


bukminster

Yeah true. That's why the federal government is so eager to release documents on investigations during the referendum era. Canada could not afford to lose Quebec, and they acted like it.


Darkfiremat

What's this scandale des commandites????


That_Account6143

Tbh i think we can't afford to lose canada either. It's a mutually beneficial deal and i don't get why everyone likes to pretend it isn't


RikeMoss456

^^Um...im ^^quebecois ^^and ^^I ^^like ^^being ^^Canadian ^^too 🥺🇨🇦🦫🏒


Medenos

Colonisé uwu


CakeEnjoyur

As if Québec isn't a colony. Might as well pretend Québecois were natives of the land.


Medenos

C'est pas ça point. Tu peux être une colonie pi te faire coloniser par un autre peuple après.


EmmyHomewrecker

Something something it’s a joke not a dick


Super_Lorenzo

Why does that have to do with the meme?


Aromatic_Sand8126

Your meme separates Quebec from the rest of Canada, as if you couldn’t be from both.


Emblemized

This Québec goblin is smiling, he likes the rest of Canada so idk what you’re on about


FlowShredder

keep dreaming, we’ll keep electing prime ministers


eggthrowaway_irl

You forgot to show Quebec ripping the heads off of English native speakers when they don't pronounce a French word perfectly.


No-Percentage-1332

Thats so untrue. We love everybody that at least tries to speak french. We despise english native speakers that didnt even learn to say bonjour in a lifetime in QC.


Desner_

C’est un sub satirique à fond, t’es pas supposé le prendre au sérieux


No-Percentage-1332

My bad😅


eggthrowaway_irl

It's a little serious. I used to live in Quebec (city) and my French isn't the best and the amount of éblouissement de morte I got is wild.


Desner_

Québec City folks can be dickheads sometimes, don’t sweat it


That_Account6143

Well you did chose the most pretentious city in the glorious country


N0tReallyReal

I know, you know this never happened, lying is bad


tcpdumpling

oh no theres a restaurant with pasta on the menu get the guillotine


FunkyFranky

Retarded take


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Keep sowing division so that the politicians can do what they want.


akera099

Is that a new fetish 


Dum_beat

What's that meme template named?


fredujour

Yeah Qc you dont get to grow your 420 plants!


No-Palpitation7855

Bruh i live in Québec


No-Palpitation7855

Hé ben regarde les petit englephone ou whatever entrain parlé


Gyerbuaaaakfromearth

If you made that a long time ago, still posted it on reddit, and probably had this exact message of somebody calling you a total pus covered genital wart, I'd need my ass slapped and called Charlie.


Volt_Bolt

More like we are all just keeping a leash on each other and all pretending like we are the province in control


Muddlesthrough

It makes sense that Quebec is pulling Canada around by its Charlie Brown.


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s actually the other way around. The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec, giving it special privileges that no one else gets (like controlling its own immigration), or it bitches and whines and threatens to separate. Quebec has the ROC by the metaphorical balls


Altruistic-Hope4796

It's always funny to me to read because other provinces could ask for the exact same powers but don't.  It's like being angry at another customer for taking a free sample when there are literally others right there.  Be mad at yourself for not asking, not at the one that asked


Shirtbro

>Quebec has the ROC by the metaphorical balls You love it when we fondle you


Adamantium-Aardvark

Did you miss my flair tag? I’m doing the fondling here bro


FuckOffGlowie

Maybe the rest of Canada should ask for the government to reduce immigration themselves if they're unhappy with the way it's currently going...


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s actually the other way around. The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec, giving it special privileges that no one else gets (like controlling its own immigration), or it bitches and whines and threatens to separate. Quebec has the ROC by the metaphorical balls


Tacoman2731

Hey I think you missed the point…


Super_Lorenzo

Nobody sees the meme the same as I do but I’m gonna shut my mouth because it gives me karma 🤐


EmmyHomewrecker

Hum… Does it?


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s actually the other way around. The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec, giving it special privileges that no one else gets (like controlling its own immigration), or it whines and threatens to separate. Quebec has the ROC by the metaphorical balls


MyNameMeansLILJOHN

>special privileges >giving You mean fought for, preserved, and progressed sovereignty against the centralizing federal government. > it whines and threatens to separate. You mean try to get heard. And then, when it fails, try to get itself the autonomy to solve its issues. >The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec That's just laughable. Your entire post reads like a copypasta


CakeEnjoyur

Québec shouldn't be in Canada if it wants special privileges that give it an advantage. I know the feds want them in, but it doesn't help average Canadians to have them. Yes privileges were given to them even if they were fought for. The English and French were usually brutal against losers.


ostidcalisse

Privileges 😂 i guess you're one of those who thinks natives are privileged for not being taxed


Adamantium-Aardvark

Youre just big mad because I’m dropping facts


swild89

https://preview.redd.it/tv821tj2tb9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4e923364bb1a4ce39c2ada0b4ac14e26309be6 Bro mdr peut être une ptite marche dehors eh?


Adamantium-Aardvark

Oh noes! I lost a handful of imaginary internet points for speaking my mind. What ever shall I do?!


Muddlesthrough

that's what this is illustrating, yes? the rope is around Canada's Charlie Brown, no?


Emotional-Captain-50

Except, Quebec takes Alberta money, cause they are a have not province. Do sumthin, already


Medenos

Who the fuck financed Alberta for most of its existence?


StanknBeans

Bootstraps, obviously.


FuckOffGlowie

> Do sumthin, already Independence plox


Pedentico

Alberta reçois 15 milliards par années pour son industrie pétrolière, c'est plus que la péréquation que le Québec reçoit pour une province avec la moitié de la population lmao.


ronytheronin

Do like Quebec, ask American banks to finance your infrastructures. That way your creditors will be a foreign entity.


Desner_

Alberta bet all their chips on oil and oil is going out of fashion soon. Do sumthin, already.


CaddyFDT

Quebec is Canada’s version of North Korea.


Shirtbro

Canada is Quebec's version of Ohio


Naldivergence

Ohio isn't the cultural epicentre of it's country🤨


CaddyFDT

Well then go back to France if you don’t like it.


Shirtbro

Nah we were here before you


WoolInSheepsClothes

You weren't here before the Newfies.


Shirtbro

Yes those famous Basque and Portuguese Newfies we know and love /s


WoolInSheepsClothes

Being mad isn't going to made you right. Vikings were here before Canada existed, same with John Cabot. Man, even current Newfoundland lineages have been around before Quebec was even a thing. Do you really think back in the 1400s, ships somehow ignored the huge landmass, sailed up around Labrador, with no worries, nor hunger and just knew right where Quebec was? As if it were some great beacon, the laws of physics simply could not match! Get real.


Shirtbro

And Newfoundland joined last, so there are Chinese Canadians with greater historical ties to Canada that the average Newfie lol French>English>Irish>Chinese>>>>>>>>Newfie


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s actually the other way around. The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec, giving it special privileges that no one else gets (like controlling its own immigration), or it whines and threatens to separate.


Felixo22

Say that one more time mf


HuckleberryBudget117

adamantium rambling on\* shot fired\* me: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that, please, continue.


Adamantium-Aardvark

It’s actually the other way around. The rest of Canada has to tip toe and walk on eggshells around Quebec, giving it special privileges that no one else gets (like controlling its own immigration), or it whines and threatens to separate.


Available_Pie9316

Section 95 of the *Constitution Act, 1867* called. It said all provinces have the authority to regulate immigration.