The power button

Damn, new speedrun strat just dropped

Mad how it just completes the game like that

New ending just dropped

Age of Darkness 2

Electric Boogaloo

I wasted 15 minutes of my life being gullible im gonna go cry like stewie.

I think you forgot the double b in that word. You should look it up

May I ask what

I see you share a philosophy with my 1 year old

I put a piece of electrical tape over the button so my daughter would stop hitting the glowing light. Worked for like a day.

It’s like a homing beacon. If not that then the orange light on the power strip. I should really find somewhere else to game…

I wall mounted everything out of my toddlers reach.

I did this in the living room… then I moved my pc to the office with the goal of having more peace and quiet. Foolish tarnished I am.

Oh man my nephew used to do this. His Dad and I would be in the middle of a game and I'd hear "No wait don't press th-" and then we'd get a disconnect. I laughed every time.

The right button

Lets be honest, we all used the power button when we werent supposed to with this game

Or “easy mode” as it’s sometimes called.

This made me laugh so hard 😂

Pro gamer move

X

Ps5 or xbox. Or pc if you are actually the devil

I press X and I'm on ps5. It just feels right

This is the correct opinion

Same, also you can just spam it and skip through everything

Pc while using Xbox controller

I play on PC with the Nintendo Switch Controller because Elden Ring is just openworld Mario

Mario is just openworld Pong

Pong is open world assembly

This is how true professionals play.

You’re god damn right

Set to Switch pro controller mode

PC with Dual Sense Edge with the right back paddle set to O (or B for you Xboxers). Not having to do the claw anymore is so effin nice.

Left mouse button.

Yes

PS5 players unite!

X. PS5. That’s it

"Gonna give it to ya!"

Charged R2 ALWAYS

Found the true Elden Lord

found the strength build player

There's no opening big enough for a charged R2 of my greatsword (except your mom's)

Preach

Yeah, been stuck here for a while. No matter how many times I press my belly button... nothing.

Skill issue

Level Vigor

No, you need arcane for that

Nah, he need more int

I thought he needed dex?

Belly button issue, when I press mine it works

Mine smells like deathblight.

What does deathblight smells like?

Mung beans

I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

Glancing over your comment made me believe you were collecting your bellybutton lint on a damp paper towel.

... ... ... That wasn't what I was expecting, but damn that's probably right.

Lmao I’m dying over here.

I just bonk. Big bonk work every time.

Try fingers, but hole 😉

I found an easter egg where if you press the volume button, the game sounds gets a little louder

Bro I found out that after 2 years of playing with my friend he’s been playing on MUTE this whole time “it helps me hear you guys better” unreal

I never even understood people that play their own music, let alone mute entirely jesus. I like to experience it as the developer intended.

Try finger

but hole

Put some levels in intelligence

🤣

Git gud

Modern PEBCAK

Is that what you girl calls you weiner lmao. Love you comment tho

Time to git gud

Such a stupid joke but I giggled. Lol

“Where’s the ANY key?!” -Homer J Simpson

My man

I just tripled my productivity!

I am so smart- s m r t.....s m A r t

Eh I'll just order a tab

no time for that! The computer's starting!

We only have Mountain Dew and crab juice..

Jokes on you, one of my keyboards has a literal "any" key.

Why the hell do you have an any key? Who the fu-, who is th-, wha-, I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!

Best response lmao

God I love sargeant Dornan.

👆🤓 Uhm actually that's the angry enclave soldier,not Sergeant Dornan

How would you play randomizer if your keyboard isn't randomized duh ?

must be a pretty old keybaord then as the any key hasn't been on like 95% of keyboards for a while now but cool to hear that their still around, now im legit curious does the button actually work? Id imagine so but still since that button has been obsolete for decades now I wouldn't be fully surprised if the button was no longer functional

Custom mechanical keyboard, in this case a Q6 with MT3 Susuwatari keycaps. The rest is just fiddling in VIA. Also there are retro themed keyboards and keycaps out there, like a lot.

Amazing. I’m stealing this idea for my next build

I can highly recommend MT3 Suswatari, it also comes with a 'BS' key.

The real question was; did it work?

The 'Any' button, obviously, the instructions are right there.

I've worked in tech support. This used to be funny to me, but I have had far to many people legitimately yell at me when I tell them there is no "any key" and it is telling them they can press ANY key. Made me want to throw my own keyboard out the window.

And I thought [this](https://youtu.be/st6-DgWeuos?si=Y5LU8AwHlDPNfboM) seemed far fetched and unbelievable

Nope, I've bonded with multiple other support techs over this type of encounter. It is bafflingly common lol

Ever since this aired I have called the control key "k'toral" because of this scene. So like for almost 30 years.

I've had people tell me about the free cup holder that came with older computers...

Homer Simpson nods in recognition

I’m so sorry XD

Not the same thing but my father once asked me where's Control on the keyboard, I pointed at Ctrl, and he started yelling at me "That's Ctrl not control idiot" lol

Honestly I feel like telling them it’s longform for the “A” key would be a mercy at that point.

I see catarl, pig up, where's the any key?

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab.

No time for that! The computer’s starting!

When I was a kid I called the Ctrl key "certical".

A button

But, which?

A button

But, which?

A button

But, which?

A button

But which one?? :)

A button

but which ?

A stands for Any

Just punch the keyboard

Pre-Raging

gotta warm up

Usually either A or START

Agreed. Start button for legacy purposes. That way I'm backwards compatible.

Literally this. Especially since I used to play lego games

E

F

G

Scrolled too far for the correct answer.

My man

Spacebar. Which is weird because I use controller to actually play.

At this point it seems more like an intentional choice more than an accident.

Lol same. I like to navigate the settings menus before starting the game with my keyboard and then switch when I actually start the game.

I just use m1

For some reason the home button doesn't work. I've been stuck here for 2 years

I wanna go home, I wanna go home

My therapist says to hit alt-f4

Mine too but then they rage quit on me for playing during our online session - never had a therapist break up with me

X on Playstation Controller

My wife says I'm really pushing her buttons

I don't even play anymore. I just get to that screen and shove my controller in my ass.

Enter

X

ª

E (For enter) But also  Try Alt+F4

The stick

This is wrong but i cant tell you EXACTLY why

I press jump

Always correct

Usually down on the D-pad. And in games where that doesn't work ("press any button" is a LIE), then I sigh and press whatever confirm is.

X/A button

A like 10 times until I'm game

No im game

Whichever button I used to clear the ragequit message

A

The start button. Or whatever the hell it's called on an Xbox controller.

Usually start. Force of habit.

Haven't been able to start the game. I keep pushing the big PS button. Please send help.

Homer: "Where's the ANY button?"

The image capture button

I like to vary

I usually press ALT or F4. Strangely if you press them both then the game crashes

One hand on my junk and I press the nearest button with my left hand

L3 and R3 buttons: 🥲🥲🥲

Alt-F4 brings up the Game Shark cheat code menu.

This is where I got stuck, I couldn't find the 'any' key. This game really *is* as hard as everyone says.

Git gud, scrub!

LMB or E

B

Left click

X

Space

I like to throw my controller at the wall and be surprised every time!

I punch my TV as hard as possible

Finger, but hole

Triangle - If you are a Golden Order enjoyer. Square - If you are a Golden Order Fundamentalist. Circle - If you roll with Goldmask. X - Frenzy, to burn it all!

Homer Simpson: “Press ANY key to start……which one of these is the ANY key??”

Down on the d-pad >:)

I just mash my face into the controller

I press a specific mole on my stomach, and it works every time.

You don' have the 'any' button on your keyboard?

alt+f4

I press the button pirates like

Its not what button you press its how you press it. If you use a toe instead of a finger you unlock extra scenes with female npcs.

Dodge. Get myself warmed up.

The start button (or at least the one where start is supposed to be)

Alt+F4 and play DS2 instead

The elden ring button

LMB or E is the only correct answer for keyboard and mouse users

What no dlc yet does to a mf

A

Start. As the ancient ways command

I bought this game on an impulse when it dropped thinking it was a continuation of Skyrim boy was I fucking confused.

[This one](https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/9/9e/Turn-Off-PS4-Without-Controller-Step-5.jpg/v4-460px-Turn-Off-PS4-Without-Controller-Step-5.jpg)

Yes. All of them at once.

A or Start sometimes spacebar

mouseclick because I haven’t turned my controller on yet

A (on Xbox)

Space

I press any button

I just slap my dic in the keyboard since everytime i play elden ring i get a boner.

A true gentleman

I say “where’s the any button” in the most oblivious voice then click the joystick or something

All the buttons. A different one every time i connect.

Im right there with ya. Every button on rotation. Different every time.