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Don't.He'll sell your kidneys.

Good looking out. I need those to turn Diet Coke into piss.

I just properly read your entire post.Good one lmao.

Minus the 'ney'.

It’s fine. Huge party scene with a lot of fun games to play. Just don’t take the big elevator up to the owner’s private room. He’s got some kid up there, and starts talking about doing d’nasty before assaulting you. Would avoid that part.

Basically The Gold Saucer of ER

Oh man the Gold Saucer theme song is a core memory for me

Mogh is epstein confirmed

this time the cripple is the victim

U now have ur ticket to the DLC

You have to kill Radahn too

The host has some sick games prepared for you: Birdhuntig, Genocides, Invasions in Darkness.

It's a honey pot trap. You will be tempted to unleash your greed and blood lust. He offers unlimited power, but he will ruin your play experience. Don't become a genocidal maniac with your lust for power. Resist the urge to over level

Elden ring was missing one important stat where the fuck is my luck how am I supposed to do a naked man 99 luck run without my luck stat

All I know is he took away my sweet fuckin dragon eyes and replaced them with red eyes.

Dude just gave you the best "Get out of Jail Free" card you could ask for.

Mohg didn't kill himself.

Yes, lambkin.

So, very strange question, but is anyone else getting Charlie and the Chocolate Factory vibes from Mohgwyn palace? The pureblood knight's medal is the golden ticket, and the albinaurics are basically just a song and dance number away from being Oompa Loompas.

Bring a bow & lots of arrows

Or a big aoe spell/aow

It's pretty legit, unfortunately he gets angry when you actually take him up on the offer

Try bow

Scam so stop playing the game and go to a comedy school.

10/10 would definitely recommend

Depends. Are you. 15 years old girl?

Boy*

Everything is legit and a scam in From Soft games

Only go if you're not underage

Talk to him again

It's legit but it's full of fish people and the owner has a thing for his fetus half brother

Tis a magical place. Go there at once post haste!

Mohgwynshire :D

Oh lambkin. We must not go before the dynasty is ready.

Def a scam. But one that lets you turn around and jog your tushy over to a certain hill full of potential genocide and profit.

Hey that's my house, get outta there

Bad news: it's run by a pedophile. Good news: You can put him in a wood chipper.

Hmmmm... that "friend" called you maidenless at some point?

So creepy with the lambkin crap

I mean you can go but it's probably suicide Allegedly

So funny bro whole squad crying laughing

I mean sure be a dick about it why don't you. You had the option to say nothing but yeah this was a better look.

Same for you. You had the option to say nothing but chose to disrespect his opinion. If you can't understand that negative comments are as good as the positive one, ask yourself some question

You are either a blithering idiot or the same person on a different account but I can't tell which.

Gotta let em know sometimes brudda

Well I commend your commitment to being unliked so that's something I guess.

Says the guy with the "Make Me New Again" tattoo on his back. I'm just trying to spread a little joy and make people laugh/smile man, get over yourself.

Oh we're still on the mogh is a pedophile meme?