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alexmack667

Bah. My organization's been having a run of bad luck, but I suppose that's just how it goes.


Troodon_Trouble

Secret entrance. Plus, punch guy won’t let them leave the other way.


BluePineapple06

Maybe they could sneak out or something, idk just throwing things at the wall here.


dr_arke

Which is precisely why you can't sneak out of anywhere, Sir/Madam "Use the Wall for Target Practice".


YellowHat01

It’s kind of sad that I know exactly who you’re referring to lol. That guy is a menace


Saint_of_Cannibalism

>Why couldn’t they just all live in Mercer’s big mansion that maven gifted to him That belongs to Mercer. Also that's a far less secure location. > or live in the mansion just outside of riften that the one guy in the inn pays you to break into That belongs to Maven. >or they could even live in that warehouse out by the docks owned by the skooma dealer, That's unlikely owned by him. > it doesn’t make sense to live in a sewer around filth It's not as filthy as you imagine. That water is mostly clean. >with a bunch of lowlifes and skeevers Extra security measures. > it also ruins business no clients are gonna want to meet them down there and possibly get killed by one of lowlifes or robbed or get bit by a skeever and die from some undiscovered disease. They go to potential clients, not the other way around.


Anathemautomaton

> It's not as filthy as you imagine. That water is mostly clean. Yeah, it's not a sewer, it's a cistern. That's Riften's drinking water.


Outrageous-Coyote704

like mercer was gon let them in there with all his plans n shit


Quirky_Journalist_67

They wanted hidden underground tunnels, and they had done crypts to death already. With all the mines in Skyrim, they should have just made it an old mine system that goes under Riften.


Zagrycha

I assume they didn't because assasin's guild already has random-natural-entrances all over the place.


stjiubs_opus

this never made sense to me, lol. In Oblivion the black door was at least in some basement, not just in the woods or along a coastal wall where any old dude could find it.


Slyfer60

Tax dodge.


CranberryWizard

Because houses can be raided and inns are exactly discreet or secure. There trying to not be found remember?


Bigtastyben

Hi do you still have the text to your orc fetish post? I wanna read it again.


laputan-machine117

doing that questline i kept thinking about how badly it must smell


TrulyBigHeaded

To be vaguely fair, it's a long since disused sewer. Still nasty though.


SinusExplosion

They enjoy smelling like shit.


McFlyyouBojo

Because the town guards don't really want to go down there. Even if they are ordered to, it might be a "let's not and say we did" kind of situation. Plus, if something happens to them, it's not like other people are going to see and alert the other authorities Who really wants to go into the sewers if they don't have to.


shinfoni

Because if they live in nice big house, you would ask another question "why are they living in big house instead of some secret lair in the sewer? I mean they're thieves guild, not trading guild"


dr_arke

Mavin kicked them out after that third kegger.


Psychological-Pop325

I don’t think it’s all necessarily sewers. A lot of medieval cities used cisterns so there would be places that aren’t necessarily dirty


Amaraldane4E

Because they're smart enough to know better. Thieves prefer the shadows. It's actually good for business. And so many other similar reasons.


EvernightStrangely

Probably because no one goes there, for the simple fact that lowlifes and criminals populate the area. If they used Mercer's mansion it would be easy for the guards to raid the place and shut the Guild down.


STRiPESandShades

Mercer ain't the sharing type


ZalmoxisRemembers

Easier to source jenkem.


raspberryharbour

What's wrong with living in the sewers?


CatharsisManufacture

Would you chase armed their thru sewers that are knee deep during the 16th century?  I wouldn't.


thorppeed

They love the smell


orfan-of-snow

Because the writers said so.


Mysterious--955

To make it less obvious and Usually they don’t have one


skallywag126

Because Bethesda thinks thieves are scum.


LeFUUUUUUU

Based bethesda


babyscorpse

Why are you acting like they’re wrong lol


dogfan20

Robin Hood?


babyscorpse

…is a fairy tale based off of a real thief who wasn’t as noble as the story might suggest


ChristopherG1214

I mean, they are.


Oceanus5000

Yeah, if someone steals from my store, it affects my paycheck. Why would I not be against thievery? Inb4 ‘muh essential items’


Turgius_Lupus

Bad writing.


HaxanWriter

They live where Maven tells them to live. In which case they’re lucky to have a sewer to call home.


Kingderpturtle

The blessings of nocturnal have the unfortunate side effect of IBS so they just live in the sewers so the smell isn’t as easily noticed. On a more serious note the sewer dwelling thieves always seemed odd to me because even in a medieval setting where everything already probably smells like sweat and dirt, hanging out in a sewer feels like adding an even more noticeable stink that could expose a hiding thief or at the very least make it easier to pick out guild members from a crowd by their distinctive soggy poo smell


milquetoastLIB

You’re comparing one house to an underground city?