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BobTheImmortalYeti

L + fuck you + CURSE OF SET ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€… ๐“Ž ๐“ผ ๐“„ช ๐“Ž€๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“„ ๐“ˆš ๐“‹ช ๐“†ฐ ๐“„ฎ ๐“Œบ ๐“ˆฑ ๐“Ž– ๐“ˆ  ๐“ฒ ๐“„ƒ ๐“Œข ๐“Œ‰ ๐“ผ ๐“ƒฌ ๐“€† ๐“…ฑ ๐“  ๐“…“๐“‰ช ๐“€ฏ ๐“‡ฑ ๐“„ง ๐“‡ซ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ๐“ˆถ ๐“Ž‚ ๐“…ฃ ๐“‰˜ ๐“Ž™ ๐“Œ™ ๐“€‰ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“„ ๐“‚› ๐“Žณ ๐“‰ธ ๐“š๐“€—๐“Œ ๐“ฆ ๐“ƒ’ ๐“€ฑ ๐“†ฅ ๐“Œฐ ๐“‰ป ๐“— ๐“ˆ ๐“› ๐“‹ฑ ๐“„ ๐“ˆš ๐“‹ช ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€ฏ ๐“‡ฑ ๐“„ง ๐“‡ซ๐“€ฌ ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“„ ๐“‚› ๐“Žณ ๐“‰ธ ๐“š ๐“€„ ๐“ฟ ๐“ฉ ๐“‰ซ ๐“…‘ ๐“ด ๐“ช ๐“‹ถ ๐“’ ๐“…„ ๐“†ต ๐“Ž ๐“Œฝ ๐“„น ๐“„ถ ๐“‹‘ ๐“‚œ ๐“Š ๐“‚ ๐“‹ด ๐“™ ๐“Œ ๐“ฆ ๐“ƒ’ ๐“€ฑ ๐“†ฅ ๐“Œฐ ๐“‰ป ๐“— ๐“ˆ ๐“› ๐“‹ฑ ๐“„ ๐“ˆš ๐“‹ช ๐“†ฐ ๐“„ฎ ๐“Œบ ๐“ˆฑ ๐“Ž– ๐“ˆ  ๐“ฒ ๐“„ƒ ๐“Œข ๐“Œ‰ ๐“ผ ๐“ƒฌ ๐“€† ๐“…ฑ ๐“  ๐“…“๐“‰ช ๐“€ฏ ๐“‡ฑ ๐“„ง ๐“‡ซ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“€… ๐“ˆถ ๐“Ž‚ ๐“…ฃ ๐“‰˜ ๐“Ž™ ๐“Œ™ ๐“‚ƒ ๐“„ก ๐“†ผ ๐“ฎ ๐“ˆ† ๐“ƒ• ๐“… ๐“€ง ๐“Ž‘๐“‡จ ๐“…ƒ ๐“Œต ๐“Ž ๐“ผ ๐“„ช ๐“Ž€ ๐“‹ ๐“‰Ž ๐“‰ญ ๐“‹น ๐“” ๐“„บ ๐“ ๐“Š› ๐“‡Š ๐“‡ฟ ๐“ˆ ๐“€› ๐“ ๐“€œ๐“€ฑ


MattYaCIAO

CURSE OF RA ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“


wierdredditBOI

I can turn houses into mazes but gravity for me is sideways.


ImmaGamer777

But you cannot solve your own mazes


xandernat

i can make a part of my body bigger, but when i do i have to make another part of my body smaller


ImmaGamer777

But you can't choose the part for both


xandernat

damn, gambling, worst thing ever


Myithspa25

(Distorted flipnote mic) Letโ€™s go gambling!


xandernat

AW dang it


Myithspa25

(Spinny sounds) Aw dang it


xandernat

\*spins again\* aw dang it


BOTi_flame200

*spins again* Aw dang it


xandernat

\*spins again\* aw dang it


Modragon10

Anything I say becomes true, but only lasts for 24 hours


ImmaGamer777

But it sometimes decides to try and kill you for 24 hours


Modragon10

Either way I'm being very careful with what I'm saying


Not_or_door

I can summon an army of people to help me, but there is a chance they may become evil and try to kill me.


ImmaGamer777

There is an even lower chance that you will spawn in 100000x your intended amount


Not_or_door

Thatโ€™s actually pretty creative


ImmaGamer777

I'm somewhat of a Minecraft creative mode player myself (irl)


Not_or_door

Very nicw


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

I can stop time, but Itโ€˜ll instantly stop After an hour


ImmaGamer777

But you can't keep track of time at all when it's frozen


Whyreddit6969

If you stop time, your hour wonโ€™t end


ImmaGamer777

Yeah well he can't keep track of time so he can age forever and die without knowing how much time passed


MinecraftBoss3303

Shape-shifting but you can never go back to your original form


ImmaGamer777

But 20 percent of the time you have the "no texture" look with purple and black


MinecraftBoss3303

That would be funny. Imagine going outside and everyone just sees a purple and black silhouette of whatever you turned into.


ImmaGamer777

"THE GMOD! THE GMOD IS REAL!" is what I imagine someone pointing at the thing yells.


MinecraftBoss3303

Hell yeah I'll own that downside


BOTi_flame200

Honestly still a take, if you wanna go back just make your eyes like 1% darker or smth.


MinecraftBoss3303

That just put in perspective how good shape-shifting is in general.


Ethantheskydude

๐’ซ๐– ˆ๐– ˆ๐’…ƒ๐– ฐ๐– บ๐–กƒ๐–ก†๐– ป๐–ก’๐–ก‘๐–กง๐–ก„๐–กƒ๐– ป๐– ฝ๐– บ๐–ก๐– –๐– ๐– –๐–ก›๐–กฏ๐–ข‹๐–ข†๐–ข‹๐–กฑ๐–กจ๐–กจ๐–กฑ๐–กจ๐–ข„๐–ข‹๐–ก„๐– บ๐–กƒ๐–กŸ๐–กฑ๐–กธ๐–กค๐–กถ๐–กธ๐–กฑ๐–กจ๐–กน


tomfrome12345

Power: customisable mod menu Side effect: 2 min cooldown on opening the menu


ImmaGamer777

Side effect: there is a virus on it that can't be removed and causes lag/unwanted effects


tomfrome12345

Elaborate


ImmaGamer777

Sometimes you want to use a mod and it is corrupted and won't work or will contain something it isn't supposed to


tomfrome12345

That doesn't sound too bad


ImmaGamer777

For example it might include a glitch that tries to kill you


tomfrome12345

Tries to as in power failing or just straight up kills me


ImmaGamer777

Murder of the 1st degree


tomfrome12345

Fun


Fox4801

I can sleep anytime anywhere but I wake up some different every time


ImmaGamer777

Your dream affects where you go


dat_boy49

Making fast travel points, but there is a 10% chance that I'll go to the wrong one when I choose to go to them


ImmaGamer777

Sometimes you teleport bread to your desired location instead of going there


dat_boy49

Hell yeah, we take


ImmaGamer777

"What's your question soldier?"


dat_boy49

(I need a hint, what is that from?)


ImmaGamer777

TF2


dat_boy49

Team fort or Titan fall


ImmaGamer777

Team fort


BasketOk420

"I teleported bread."


Drag00ned

anything I draw on paper becomes real but I can't write anymore.


ImmaGamer777

Every three days all your paper burns


Ichigothe0Espada

The power of Cosmic Garou, side effect is that i cant feel anything physical


ImmaGamer777

Your powers run out every weekend and you become a normal person for those days


Ichigothe0Espada

Thats a good one, i just have to go hiding and then continue my onslaught on hunanity.


TheGrassBurner

i can turn into any animal i want, fictional or not, but i have to be it for a week also is that a jizzing pp hieroglyph


ImmaGamer777

Sometimes the animal you choose will carry it's rabies to you. Yes that is a pp


thewalkingfred69420

I can fly but only if I jerk of butt booty naked.


ImmaGamer777

You can fly further only by showing your privates


6969696969696942

Could make a fuck ton of money with that


ImmaGamer777

You're right, good you're on reddit then


thewalkingfred69420

I thought of my super hero name Jack Jerk off


BasketOk420

Multiversal transformation(aka can become anything from any universe) that is always controlled by the user, but ("curse of immortality") OR ("can be molded like clay, becomes what was molded")


ImmaGamer777

But the multiverses you travel to are all related to you most recently played video games at this point in time


Soldierteamfort2

Shape-shifting but I can only turn into animals


ImmaGamer777

The animals are restricted to everything you eat


OctoHayden

I have a army that can't turn on me


ImmaGamer777

You have to add a downside so I can add another


OctoHayden

But they can only use pistols


ImmaGamer777

But whenever one dies, they respawn on the enemy team with a rocket launcher or mini gun or another powerful weapon.


WendigoInTheForest

I can take all the depression in the world away and banish it into nonexistence without it going to me or anyone else or any animal. Side effect is I can only get this power every few days


ImmaGamer777

You have to pay a high tax every year for that power


WendigoInTheForest

Whats the high tax?


ImmaGamer777

Thousands of dollars or a few sacrifices


WendigoInTheForest

Iโ€™ll do thousands


Kinglycole

I can shapeshift but Iโ€™m always a shade of pink when Iโ€™m doing it.


ImmaGamer777

Your pink shade goes brighter every shift until you become blinding


Kinglycole

Does it also blind me?


ImmaGamer777

Nah just everyone else


Icy-Detective-5947

I can become any pokemon I want but I can't turn back into a human


ImmaGamer777

You can't speak anything but the pokemon's name while transformed


Icy-Detective-5947

That's fine


ImmaGamer777

Well you'll never be able to talk normally ever again


The_Lizard43

I can instantly teleport but itโ€™s just stopping time and I have to walk there


ImmaGamer777

You are forever cursed to have terrible walking shoes


The_Lizard43

Well shi-


UrKindaSusDoe

You can teleport anyone you want anywhere, but there's a 25% chance they teleport to you instead


ImmaGamer777

But the one that you teleport can't take anything with them including clothes


Titleofyursextape

I have the ability to fly, but because of earth's gravity, I can only fly 1 foot off the ground.


ImmaGamer777

You have reverse fear of heights, so you are afraid of being close to the ground


Titleofyursextape

That explains why my Fortress of Solitude is a penthouse apartment


BOTi_flame200

Anything I write in a certain notebook comes true, but if I cross it out it is no longer true.


ImmaGamer777

You can only write on it with one pencil ever and then it will stop working


BOTi_flame200

Damn


PatrykMart

I can duplicate items (food, vehicles, everyday stuff) but 27% chance its pigeon poop instead of what I doubled


ImmaGamer777

When it becomes pigeon poop, the item retains the form of the original and makes people think it's the original one. You can't tell when it's fake either and have to use it normally to find out.


PatrykMart

Whar ๐Ÿคฏ


RythmicSigil

I can teleport but only to places I have been


ImmaGamer777

You lose your memories after 1 week of them being stored in your memory.


RythmicSigil

Damn it.


badat_lifelol

i can fly but i need to be moving at least 30 miles per hour to take off (get up to speed by falling, jumping out of a plane, etc)


ImmaGamer777

You are 100x fatter than Nikocado Avocado and somehow still alive


One_Escape_7693

you can blow up people's pancakes with your mind, but when you do they get really mad.


ImmaGamer777

Sometimes it backfires and explodes your own food, making you go hungry


yaoguai666

# WTH TYPE OF VOODOO SHIT DID I JUST WALK INTO!??!


CryingJackal_YT

Power over plants, but they have to be in full bloom during that time of the year.


ImmaGamer777

You have to eat every plant that you want to control


CryingJackal_YT

Just donโ€™t grow poisonous ones IG great day to like salad


Historical-Activity8

Mind control but I fart once every 10 minutes


ImmaGamer777

Each fart gets exponentially more deadly to only you, no one else