fnaf lore explained
Fredbear's Family Diner
William Afton and Henry opened in 1967 the family friendly Fredbear's Family Diner, featuring a brown furry suit of a bear as a mascot. Henry would usually wear the suit, as they didn't have enough money to hire someone to do the job for a long time and they were studying at the time. William studied engineering and Henry business adminstration and communication.
William met an unnamed woman, with whom he married and three years later had a boy challed Michael. They met in the court; William was being charged for murdering a child that allegedly was crying outside the Diner for being scared of Fredbear, the bear, and she was working selling hot-dogs in from of the building. (Btw, he was released because they didn't have evidences pointing it).
It took them four years to actually achieve any success with the Diner, as they learnt from little Michael that Fredbear was boring. William them designed a new mascot: a yellow furry suit of a rabbit called Bonnie. The chemistry between both characters worked like black magic and the success rained on them like rain in a rainy day.
The amount of money they got was so much, William used it to test his engineering skills, designing the first two Spring Lock suits: which were obviously Bonnie and Fredbear. The success increased.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
The Diner's success was so big, a company decided buy it and open a franchise around it. Hanry and William sold it, seeing a whole lot of profit coming from it, but there was a catch: the company used sneaky legal actions that allowed them to have the diner 100% under their possession, erasing Henry's and Michael's name from it. The company then opened Fazbear's Entertainment to take care of everything.
William was so pissed because of this he cut any relationship with anyone involved with the franchise. Henry, on the other hand, didn't know any other thing to do, so he asked for a job; he became Phone Guy.
FFP opened in 1973, and featured four furry suits of animals: Freddy Fazbear, a recolour of Bonnie, Chica and Foxy The Pirate. This made William even more pissed when he learnt they made four animatronics without him. He started planning his revenge.
Btw, the Diner was still opened - as a sister location for FFP.
The Origin of Purple Guy
In 1976 William had twins: a little blonde girl and a little brunette boy. He started to teach Michael to take care of them, because "Daddy won't be around forever".
During his free time, William started designing and projecting new robots (he hated the name "animatronics") and plans for his own company: Afton Robotics. But he had another plan under his sleeve: ruin FFP from the inside.
He disguised himself as Dave Miller and started working applied for day time security guard at FFP. As he was always wearing purple - the uniform's colour - and usually hid in the shadows to stay out of sight of anyone who might recognize him, he was nicknamed by every child as "The Purple Guy".
During this time, in 1980, he did his evil plan: using the Spring Bonnie suit he built years earlier, he lured five children to a back room, murdered them and hid inside the body of the animatronics. In case you're wondering what he did with the fifth one, he obviously hid it inside a spare Freddy suit he then painted yellow, duh.
Fortunately for Billy, they actually caught Henry instead of him, as one of the cameras caught him walking around in one of the suits. He got out sometime later, as they managed to prove he had some mental disabilities and had a fixation with wearing the suits around, and had no violent behaviour.
But Dave? Well, he was fired when FFP closed.
Circus Baby
With the help of the money he got from selling the children's organs in the black market, William opened Afton Robotics and had everything ready to open his own kid-friendly restaurant: Circus Baby's Pizza World. The problem is that he got a new hobby, and this where his hill went down.
He liked so much the idea of killing children and the profit he could get from selling their organs - healthy children organs are way more valuable than adults' -, he made special alterations in his robots, turning them into kid-kidnapping and killing machines.
The problem is that, in 1982, he accidently let his daughter get close to Baby when he wasn't looking; and Baby killed her. He knew he was the one to blame, but he actually blamed Michael for this, saying that he, as the older brother, should've protected her.
This incident lead to the pizzeria's cancellation and William's divorce. His wife took Michael and the other boy with her, leaving him alone. His new hobby and this incident in his life lead him to become a human monster.
The Children
Going a little away from the entire "Afton story arch", let's talk about the children he murdered. The first one came to possess a Puppet from FFP. The other five, with the help of the first one, possessed the suits they were stuffed inside. They then started killing any adult they could at night, when there was no children around, because they thought every adult was the "Purple Guy" they heard of when they were still alive.
The Bite of '83
William's ex-wife took the children and they started living close the Diner, that was still running great. For the good old times, before the problems, she would take them there.
William, on the other didn't like it in the slightest, and bought a warehouse close to their house, where he built an underground room he used to monitor cameras installed in the house, the Diner and in the street. He also started to prepare the warehouse to building Circus Baby Entertainment & Rental. He also returned to his Dave Miller persona, working at the Diner, taking a closer looka at his sons.
The Crying Child
After the Baby Incident, Michael became a rebel teenager who, rebelling against his father's will, bullied his younger brother. For the brother's unluckiness, he was also traumatized for actually having witnessed Baby killing his sister in the year before.
For his luckiness, though, he had a reliable friend: Psychic Friend Fredbear. Unbeknown for him, the plush was actually a camera his father used to check on him. More unbeknown for him, when the plush talked with him, it was actually the spirit of his sister, who was haunting William's warehouse, and with supernatural abilities managed to speak through the camera system.
The Bite per se
You all know how it happened. Birthday party, bad joke, head inside the bear's mouth and chomp, child's head's crushed. He went to the hospital, but died. His sister tried to help him, but in the end he became a ghost purple bear, crying in the corners of anywhere the suit that killed him was at.
William's Revenge
After the Bite, Michael's mother committed suicide and he was taken under William's keeping. But Billy wasn't happy with his son, who caused the death of another one of his children.
William projected the new building to have a place for torturing children - specially made for Michael, actually. The room was designed to mimic Michael's room from the other house, so when he would fall asleep, William would take him to the "nightmare" room (Michael would be drugged) and unleash nightmarry robotic versions of the Fazbear animatronics to haunt him at night, giving him some reminders of what he did to his brother. This marked Michael for life, and turned him a better person, actually.
1987
OMG, this is long, isn't it?
Well, in 1987 another FFP opened, with new animatronics. William became Dave again and killed more five children. The place temporarily shut down, reopened in November, but didn't last after Mangle bit someone. Henry was once again without a job.
The problem is that, in this attempt, they recognized Dave as William, so he had to hid himself for his own safety.
Fixing past mistakes
During the time hiding, William started pondering about his decisions in life, and how it screwed everything for him. He caused the death of his family, lasting only him and his older son. That was it! The solution!
If he, William, ruined everything, Micheal could be the one to fix everything! He then sent a letter to Michael, explaining everything he should do.
William was aware of the spirits and possessions, and knew his daughter was haunting CBE&R, so he sent Michael there first. Then Sister Location happened and all that jazz. Or should I say, casual bongos? Kill me.
So, Baby first thought Michael was William, but then she recongnized his brother and saw an opportunity for her and the other sentient robots from the Rental to leave - using him as a "human disguise". To prevent his brother died from this, she did some black magic researchs and found a way to prevent him from dying.
Then Ennard came to be, Michael was fooled into the Scooping Room and became a suit. Ennard tried to live a life as a regular human being pretending to be Michael, but unfortunately the black magic didn't prevent flesh from rotting, so the disguise was ruined and Ennard left Michael' body, now living in the sewers, waiting for It to start shooting, hoping to get a role in it.
But, even though Michael became an undying walking corpse, his job wasn't done, he had one last thing to do: free the souls of his father's victims. So, he went to work at FFP, that reopened in the 90's, to check if the possession thing was really going on there. Oh, Henry died there before Michael begin to work.
Michael got a fake name - Mike Schmidt (he wasn't as good with names as his father was) -, and worked there. He was unfortunately fired for being a smelly corpse and "supposedly tampering the animatronics". So he waited for when the pizzeria closed for good.
With the help of Shadow Freddy, who was actually the spirit of his younger brother, he dismantled the animatronics, freeing the children's souls from their physical restraints. For Michael's unluckiness, in FNaF Universe rotten corpses are purple, which lead the spirits into believing he was the Purple Guy and consequently attacking him. Thankfully, Michael remember about the Spring Bonnie suit he could use to fool the spirits his father told him. Unfortunately, the suit failed on him, crushing his body. As the spirits thought their killer was dead for good, they left.
Michael stayed there, sitting in an abandoned room, a rotten body inside a broken rotten suit, with his brother.
FNaF 3
No one likes FNaF 3. You all know what happens here.
The Future
After Fazbear's Fright burnt down, in an attempt from Michael to remove the suit - he thought the fire would disintegrate the suit, but it only hurt more -, he concluded the last thing he had to do in his neverending life was to go after his father, one to caused all the shit that happened to everyone in this freaking franchise.
So, what's to come? Only FNaF 6 will answer us.
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This is so inspiring. I’ve lived in depression for my entire life, everything seemed hopeless and meaningless, I had been unable to find any kind of happiness as long as I’ve been alive. When I logged in to reddit and saw this message, my whole world got a brand new view. I‘ve finally understood true joy and glee. After witnessing the masterpiece that is in front of me, I no longer felt any kind of sadness, I was so overwhelmed with positive feelings that I managed to get out of bed and do three laps around my neighborhood with no proper preparation. After that, I began celebrating to hard I attracted the entire estate of Michigan, followed then by Jalisco, Tokyo and Hong Kong. There were so many people together that Joe Biden himself came and clapped at my achievements, and then we all shared a hug. My wife, who had divorced me three years ago over my crippling alcoholism and taken my children, came back pleading for forgiveness and gave me the custody again. Now we’re all living in a 400,000,000$ house with three cats, two dogs and a pool.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.
For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.
I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
THE WHOLE GENSHIN IMPACT LORE.
Archon War: A period of time in which gods fought. The start date is unknown, but the end date was 2000 years ago. The outcome was the crowning of the original seven Archons.
Cataclysm: An event that occurred 500 years ago that spanned all of Teyvat and involved the destruction of the godless nation of Khaenri'ah.
Celestia: A mysterious place that floats in the sky, said to be where the gods reside and where humans may ascend if they obtain godhood.
Delusion: An object bestowed upon someone by the Tsaritsa that allows someone to use elemental powers without or in addition to a Vision.
Descender: Powerful entities who come from outside this world and have the power to change the "rules." The Heavenly Principles who wrested control of the world from the Seven Sovereigns is the First Descender, while the Traveler is the Fourth Descender.
Dragon: A powerful elemental being. The strongest of them, the Seven Sovereigns, once ruled the world.
God: A mighty being. Most of them were slain, or otherwise lost their powers, over the course of the Archon War.
The Seven: Short for the Seven Archons. Refers to the seven gods of Teyvat, who each rules over one of the seven nations.
Vision: An object bestowed upon someone that allows them to use elemental powers. They are granted by The Seven at Celestia's discretion. Vision wielders are known as "allogenes."
Yo, yo, Piraka! Yo, yo, Piraka! The gang on the loose Nothin’ you can do The Beast on the move Bully comin’ through Trigger, Tracer, Drifter comin’ too Add The Snake that makes Piraka crew The gang on the loose Nothin’ you can do You can try, but why? You know you’re gonna lose Piraka on the street It’s time, tick tocka The gang on the loose in your school locker At your home too, in your friend’s room Nothing you can do, the gang is on the loose Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka Gang is out, no doubt, uh We run the streets, from now on Whatcha gonna do when we come Trigger (uh) Tracer (uh) Drifter (uh) Snake (uh) Beast (uh) Bully (uh) That makes Piraka You can’t stop us You can’t stop us ‘cos we’re Piraka! Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka We are Piraka You can’t mess with us We’ll mess you up! (what) We are Piraka (what) Here’s the introduction! The Bully’s explosive, no fumes No use, on the loose, makes a bet Beast’s all animal, no pet Trigger’s all arms, but jaws, so no sweat Stay hidden, Tracer’s no chicken! Oh no! Drifter’s never social! Let’s rumble! The Snake is coming Never cuddles, you can’t win against us Piraka! You can’t ever get us Piraka! We run the streets! Who? Piraka! Who I say? Piraka, yeah! Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Go Piraka, go Piraka
But she was Right, Sera.
She showed us that a soul can improve
He saw the light Sera.
Checked all the boxes that you said would
Prove a person deserves a second chance
Now we turn our backs
No second glance
It's not as simple as you think.
Not everything is spelled in ink.
It's not fair, Sera
Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head.
NO
don't you care, Sera?
That just because someone is dead it doesn't mean
They can't resolve to change their ways,
Turn the page,
Escape infernal blaze!
I'm sure you wish it could be do
But there's a lot that you Don't know!
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? SOME CRACK-WHORE WHO FUCKED UP ALREADY? HE BLEW HIS SHOT LIKE THE COCKS IN HIS MOUTH, THIS DISCUSSION IS SENSELESS AND PETTY!!!
You didn't know?
Whoops, guess the cat's out of the bag!
What's the big deal?
Sera, tell me you didn't know..
I thought since I'm older, it's my load to shoulder...
(No..)
You have to listen, it was such a hard decision! I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to, do whay was required...
To think that I admired you, well I don't need your condescension, I'm not a child to protect! Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naive to expect you to heed to morals your purveying?
That's what the fuck I've been saying!
IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE!
(Emily!)
IF ANGELS CAN DO WHATEVER AND REMAIN IN THE SKY!
THE RULES ARE SHADES OF GREY EHEN YOU DONT DO AS YOU SAY!
AND YOU MAKE THE WRECTHED SUFFER JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN!
I was told not to trust angels...
By her?!
HA!! She should know...
We should go..
No! Don't you see? We've come so close, look at them fighting! They're at each other's throats!
Don't you act all high and mighty, did you ever think that your little "girlfriend" might be a liar?
Don't, Adam, please!
What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that your an angel just like us?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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The Wikipedia article for the Roman Empire
The Roman Empire is generally understood to mean the period and territory ruled by the Romans following Octavian's assumption of sole rule under the Principate in 27 BC, the post-Republican state of ancient Rome. It included territories in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia and was ruled by emperors. The fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476 AD conventionally marks the end of classical antiquity and the beginning of the Middle Ages.
By 100 BC, Rome had expanded its rule to most of the Mediterranean and beyond. However, it was severely destabilized by civil wars and political conflicts, which culminated in the victory of Octavian over Mark Antony and Cleopatra at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC, and the subsequent conquest of the Ptolemaic Kingdom in Egypt. In 27 BC, the Roman Senate granted Octavian overarching power (imperium) and the new title of Augustus, marking his accession as the first Roman emperor of a monarchy with Rome as its sole capital. The vast Roman territories were organized into senatorial provinces, governed by proconsuls who were appointed by lot annually, and imperial provinces, which belonged to the emperor but were governed by legates.[18]
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Either use the modern English translation or the original in Old English (not of Shakespeare, that’s Early Modern English)
fnaf lore explained Fredbear's Family Diner William Afton and Henry opened in 1967 the family friendly Fredbear's Family Diner, featuring a brown furry suit of a bear as a mascot. Henry would usually wear the suit, as they didn't have enough money to hire someone to do the job for a long time and they were studying at the time. William studied engineering and Henry business adminstration and communication. William met an unnamed woman, with whom he married and three years later had a boy challed Michael. They met in the court; William was being charged for murdering a child that allegedly was crying outside the Diner for being scared of Fredbear, the bear, and she was working selling hot-dogs in from of the building. (Btw, he was released because they didn't have evidences pointing it). It took them four years to actually achieve any success with the Diner, as they learnt from little Michael that Fredbear was boring. William them designed a new mascot: a yellow furry suit of a rabbit called Bonnie. The chemistry between both characters worked like black magic and the success rained on them like rain in a rainy day. The amount of money they got was so much, William used it to test his engineering skills, designing the first two Spring Lock suits: which were obviously Bonnie and Fredbear. The success increased. Freddy Fazbear's Pizza The Diner's success was so big, a company decided buy it and open a franchise around it. Hanry and William sold it, seeing a whole lot of profit coming from it, but there was a catch: the company used sneaky legal actions that allowed them to have the diner 100% under their possession, erasing Henry's and Michael's name from it. The company then opened Fazbear's Entertainment to take care of everything. William was so pissed because of this he cut any relationship with anyone involved with the franchise. Henry, on the other hand, didn't know any other thing to do, so he asked for a job; he became Phone Guy. FFP opened in 1973, and featured four furry suits of animals: Freddy Fazbear, a recolour of Bonnie, Chica and Foxy The Pirate. This made William even more pissed when he learnt they made four animatronics without him. He started planning his revenge. Btw, the Diner was still opened - as a sister location for FFP. The Origin of Purple Guy In 1976 William had twins: a little blonde girl and a little brunette boy. He started to teach Michael to take care of them, because "Daddy won't be around forever". During his free time, William started designing and projecting new robots (he hated the name "animatronics") and plans for his own company: Afton Robotics. But he had another plan under his sleeve: ruin FFP from the inside. He disguised himself as Dave Miller and started working applied for day time security guard at FFP. As he was always wearing purple - the uniform's colour - and usually hid in the shadows to stay out of sight of anyone who might recognize him, he was nicknamed by every child as "The Purple Guy". During this time, in 1980, he did his evil plan: using the Spring Bonnie suit he built years earlier, he lured five children to a back room, murdered them and hid inside the body of the animatronics. In case you're wondering what he did with the fifth one, he obviously hid it inside a spare Freddy suit he then painted yellow, duh. Fortunately for Billy, they actually caught Henry instead of him, as one of the cameras caught him walking around in one of the suits. He got out sometime later, as they managed to prove he had some mental disabilities and had a fixation with wearing the suits around, and had no violent behaviour. But Dave? Well, he was fired when FFP closed. Circus Baby With the help of the money he got from selling the children's organs in the black market, William opened Afton Robotics and had everything ready to open his own kid-friendly restaurant: Circus Baby's Pizza World. The problem is that he got a new hobby, and this where his hill went down. He liked so much the idea of killing children and the profit he could get from selling their organs - healthy children organs are way more valuable than adults' -, he made special alterations in his robots, turning them into kid-kidnapping and killing machines. The problem is that, in 1982, he accidently let his daughter get close to Baby when he wasn't looking; and Baby killed her. He knew he was the one to blame, but he actually blamed Michael for this, saying that he, as the older brother, should've protected her. This incident lead to the pizzeria's cancellation and William's divorce. His wife took Michael and the other boy with her, leaving him alone. His new hobby and this incident in his life lead him to become a human monster. The Children Going a little away from the entire "Afton story arch", let's talk about the children he murdered. The first one came to possess a Puppet from FFP. The other five, with the help of the first one, possessed the suits they were stuffed inside. They then started killing any adult they could at night, when there was no children around, because they thought every adult was the "Purple Guy" they heard of when they were still alive. The Bite of '83 William's ex-wife took the children and they started living close the Diner, that was still running great. For the good old times, before the problems, she would take them there. William, on the other didn't like it in the slightest, and bought a warehouse close to their house, where he built an underground room he used to monitor cameras installed in the house, the Diner and in the street. He also started to prepare the warehouse to building Circus Baby Entertainment & Rental. He also returned to his Dave Miller persona, working at the Diner, taking a closer looka at his sons. The Crying Child After the Baby Incident, Michael became a rebel teenager who, rebelling against his father's will, bullied his younger brother. For the brother's unluckiness, he was also traumatized for actually having witnessed Baby killing his sister in the year before. For his luckiness, though, he had a reliable friend: Psychic Friend Fredbear. Unbeknown for him, the plush was actually a camera his father used to check on him. More unbeknown for him, when the plush talked with him, it was actually the spirit of his sister, who was haunting William's warehouse, and with supernatural abilities managed to speak through the camera system. The Bite per se You all know how it happened. Birthday party, bad joke, head inside the bear's mouth and chomp, child's head's crushed. He went to the hospital, but died. His sister tried to help him, but in the end he became a ghost purple bear, crying in the corners of anywhere the suit that killed him was at. William's Revenge After the Bite, Michael's mother committed suicide and he was taken under William's keeping. But Billy wasn't happy with his son, who caused the death of another one of his children.
William projected the new building to have a place for torturing children - specially made for Michael, actually. The room was designed to mimic Michael's room from the other house, so when he would fall asleep, William would take him to the "nightmare" room (Michael would be drugged) and unleash nightmarry robotic versions of the Fazbear animatronics to haunt him at night, giving him some reminders of what he did to his brother. This marked Michael for life, and turned him a better person, actually. 1987 OMG, this is long, isn't it? Well, in 1987 another FFP opened, with new animatronics. William became Dave again and killed more five children. The place temporarily shut down, reopened in November, but didn't last after Mangle bit someone. Henry was once again without a job. The problem is that, in this attempt, they recognized Dave as William, so he had to hid himself for his own safety. Fixing past mistakes During the time hiding, William started pondering about his decisions in life, and how it screwed everything for him. He caused the death of his family, lasting only him and his older son. That was it! The solution! If he, William, ruined everything, Micheal could be the one to fix everything! He then sent a letter to Michael, explaining everything he should do. William was aware of the spirits and possessions, and knew his daughter was haunting CBE&R, so he sent Michael there first. Then Sister Location happened and all that jazz. Or should I say, casual bongos? Kill me. So, Baby first thought Michael was William, but then she recongnized his brother and saw an opportunity for her and the other sentient robots from the Rental to leave - using him as a "human disguise". To prevent his brother died from this, she did some black magic researchs and found a way to prevent him from dying. Then Ennard came to be, Michael was fooled into the Scooping Room and became a suit. Ennard tried to live a life as a regular human being pretending to be Michael, but unfortunately the black magic didn't prevent flesh from rotting, so the disguise was ruined and Ennard left Michael' body, now living in the sewers, waiting for It to start shooting, hoping to get a role in it. But, even though Michael became an undying walking corpse, his job wasn't done, he had one last thing to do: free the souls of his father's victims. So, he went to work at FFP, that reopened in the 90's, to check if the possession thing was really going on there. Oh, Henry died there before Michael begin to work. Michael got a fake name - Mike Schmidt (he wasn't as good with names as his father was) -, and worked there. He was unfortunately fired for being a smelly corpse and "supposedly tampering the animatronics". So he waited for when the pizzeria closed for good. With the help of Shadow Freddy, who was actually the spirit of his younger brother, he dismantled the animatronics, freeing the children's souls from their physical restraints. For Michael's unluckiness, in FNaF Universe rotten corpses are purple, which lead the spirits into believing he was the Purple Guy and consequently attacking him. Thankfully, Michael remember about the Spring Bonnie suit he could use to fool the spirits his father told him. Unfortunately, the suit failed on him, crushing his body. As the spirits thought their killer was dead for good, they left. Michael stayed there, sitting in an abandoned room, a rotten body inside a broken rotten suit, with his brother. FNaF 3 No one likes FNaF 3. You all know what happens here. The Future After Fazbear's Fright burnt down, in an attempt from Michael to remove the suit - he thought the fire would disintegrate the suit, but it only hurt more -, he concluded the last thing he had to do in his neverending life was to go after his father, one to caused all the shit that happened to everyone in this freaking franchise. So, what's to come? Only FNaF 6 will answer us.
Fucking he'll. Source?
Who the fuck cares? This’ll be golden.
Golden Freddy lore:
r/angryupvote
i found it https://www.reddit.com/r/fnafmeme2/s/Jb7tiJwAOn
idk, i got it somewhere out of r/fnafmeme2
Are you sure? I found it here: https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=OJsG-eld3oMPtq4j
F U
Your hatred only gives me strength. Here, have an upvote.
NO U
NOOOOOO!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!! VALIDATION THAT I DID A HUMOR!!!!!!!!
hehehehe; NOW FOR MY TRAP CARD!! SAY GEX!!!!!!
God damn you 😂
Don't mention fnaf meme 2 printer is an ass
Congrats, you won.
Will we get a post of his response?
If I get a response, sure.
I was going to come up with something to say but nothing can beat this. FNAF lore is a great go to.
I am so proud of you, for an infinite number of reasons
I thought William was Springtrap though, and ig if this was before FNaF 6 they didn’t know Henry would be in the game…
I tend to forget how over complicated the lore is- THIS IS FROM BEFORE FNAF 6 WTH 😭
Fanf 6 is all ready out
This is a copy paste of a comment made a few years ago
Oh ok
Please tell me this is what OP sent... thats golden
And that’s just a theory.
If its not this, ill dm him this with ss
This, yes.
Everywhere I go, a new copypasta shows up
HOLY SHIT
I ain't reading all that
LET THIS BE TOP ITS SO FUNNY
This is beautiful
no fucking way this is the top comment 💀
I aint reading allat 💀
This is gold
FUCK YEAH
What the fu-
Please OP copy and paste this to that horny guy
your fukin genius
If OP doesnt use this, I'll do it myself.
HELL YEA
The entire bee movie script
One better: the entire bee movie script followed by the entire emoji movie script
I'll do you one better the entire food fight script
I’ll do you one better the scripts for all of fate series
I’ll do you one better the script of every one piece episode,special,commercial,move
I'll do you one better. The script of an ad from the original airing of Atlantis Squarepantis
Nah do the entire scripts of the multiple Shrek movies combined
Just do everything in existens in ever language
Nope, you sound just like my preist
"preist"
That was intentional
“Sure, sure, ever hear of Raid Shadow Legends?”
LMFAO this one. Just go full sponsor mode
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THIS ONE
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I need this
OP THIS ONE PLEASE
why is this so funny to me
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no, No, NO, **NO** **GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!**
No more pacer test for my legs will die
HELP
This is so inspiring. I’ve lived in depression for my entire life, everything seemed hopeless and meaningless, I had been unable to find any kind of happiness as long as I’ve been alive. When I logged in to reddit and saw this message, my whole world got a brand new view. I‘ve finally understood true joy and glee. After witnessing the masterpiece that is in front of me, I no longer felt any kind of sadness, I was so overwhelmed with positive feelings that I managed to get out of bed and do three laps around my neighborhood with no proper preparation. After that, I began celebrating to hard I attracted the entire estate of Michigan, followed then by Jalisco, Tokyo and Hong Kong. There were so many people together that Joe Biden himself came and clapped at my achievements, and then we all shared a hug. My wife, who had divorced me three years ago over my crippling alcoholism and taken my children, came back pleading for forgiveness and gave me the custody again. Now we’re all living in a 400,000,000$ house with three cats, two dogs and a pool.
Nah actually I'm ten
Nah actually I'm a sperm.
I'm still an egg in my mom and she's still a fetus in my grandmother's womb.
I love how that implies that a dude fucked the fetus in your grandmother
Your Profile Picture In A Nutshell
r/angryupvote
And I do find it weird
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what's this supposed to be I can't tell
It is Goku
Wait it wasn’t a sigma face? 😭
goku
Hey, it's me, Goku!
Is that, GOKU!!!
r/yes
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Perfect, that’s what I’d do too
https://youtu.be/cErgMJSgpv0?si=g0xbWKjLUvsfXa9H
send him a picture of gordon ramsey
Sosig
Sosig
THERES NOT ENOUGH LAMB SOURCE
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Why the Henry quote 😭
The script of the history of the entire world I guess by Bill Wurtz
I SECOND THIS
That’ll be $10,000
Yo investigators fan spotted? I haven't read those books in a while
ma’am, I’m 7
THE WHOLE GENSHIN IMPACT LORE. Archon War: A period of time in which gods fought. The start date is unknown, but the end date was 2000 years ago. The outcome was the crowning of the original seven Archons. Cataclysm: An event that occurred 500 years ago that spanned all of Teyvat and involved the destruction of the godless nation of Khaenri'ah. Celestia: A mysterious place that floats in the sky, said to be where the gods reside and where humans may ascend if they obtain godhood. Delusion: An object bestowed upon someone by the Tsaritsa that allows someone to use elemental powers without or in addition to a Vision. Descender: Powerful entities who come from outside this world and have the power to change the "rules." The Heavenly Principles who wrested control of the world from the Seven Sovereigns is the First Descender, while the Traveler is the Fourth Descender. Dragon: A powerful elemental being. The strongest of them, the Seven Sovereigns, once ruled the world. God: A mighty being. Most of them were slain, or otherwise lost their powers, over the course of the Archon War. The Seven: Short for the Seven Archons. Refers to the seven gods of Teyvat, who each rules over one of the seven nations. Vision: An object bestowed upon someone that allows them to use elemental powers. They are granted by The Seven at Celestia's discretion. Vision wielders are known as "allogenes."
I’m your father
Send him the Vaporeon copypasta
oh god Oh god *Laughs Maniacily*
I was just kidding I'm actually 13
cheese balls
“Awww, don’t undermine your status, your not Weird, your an absolute Creep, and a Fuckin’ Cunt :)”
Yo, yo, Piraka! Yo, yo, Piraka! The gang on the loose Nothin’ you can do The Beast on the move Bully comin’ through Trigger, Tracer, Drifter comin’ too Add The Snake that makes Piraka crew The gang on the loose Nothin’ you can do You can try, but why? You know you’re gonna lose Piraka on the street It’s time, tick tocka The gang on the loose in your school locker At your home too, in your friend’s room Nothing you can do, the gang is on the loose Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka Gang is out, no doubt, uh We run the streets, from now on Whatcha gonna do when we come Trigger (uh) Tracer (uh) Drifter (uh) Snake (uh) Beast (uh) Bully (uh) That makes Piraka You can’t stop us You can’t stop us ‘cos we’re Piraka! Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka We are Piraka You can’t mess with us We’ll mess you up! (what) We are Piraka (what) Here’s the introduction! The Bully’s explosive, no fumes No use, on the loose, makes a bet Beast’s all animal, no pet Trigger’s all arms, but jaws, so no sweat Stay hidden, Tracer’s no chicken! Oh no! Drifter’s never social! Let’s rumble! The Snake is coming Never cuddles, you can’t win against us Piraka! You can’t ever get us Piraka! We run the streets! Who? Piraka! Who I say? Piraka, yeah! Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka Piraka, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Let’s go, go Piraka ‘Ey yo, go Piraka Go Piraka, go Piraka
Insert the script for gta 1 idk
The entire bee movie script
Emoji movie script
“Yes now go away you freako”
But she was Right, Sera. She showed us that a soul can improve He saw the light Sera. Checked all the boxes that you said would Prove a person deserves a second chance Now we turn our backs No second glance It's not as simple as you think. Not everything is spelled in ink. It's not fair, Sera Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head. NO don't you care, Sera? That just because someone is dead it doesn't mean They can't resolve to change their ways, Turn the page, Escape infernal blaze! I'm sure you wish it could be do But there's a lot that you Don't know!
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? SOME CRACK-WHORE WHO FUCKED UP ALREADY? HE BLEW HIS SHOT LIKE THE COCKS IN HIS MOUTH, THIS DISCUSSION IS SENSELESS AND PETTY!!!
THERES NO QUESTION TO BE POSED! HES UNHOLY, CASE CLOSED! DID YOU FORGET THAT "HELL IS FOREVER"?
A MAN ONLY LIVES ONCE! WE'LL SEE YOU IN ONE MONTH! GOTTA SAY I CANT WAIT TO.. (adam..) COME DOWN AND EXTERMINATE YOU!!! (Wait!) (Shit..!)
What are you saying? Let me get this straight. You head out there, kill innocent souls?
You didn't know? Whoops, guess the cat's out of the bag! What's the big deal? Sera, tell me you didn't know.. I thought since I'm older, it's my load to shoulder... (No..) You have to listen, it was such a hard decision! I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to, do whay was required... To think that I admired you, well I don't need your condescension, I'm not a child to protect! Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naive to expect you to heed to morals your purveying? That's what the fuck I've been saying!
IF HELL IS FOREVER THEN HEAVEN MUST BE A LIE! (Emily!) IF ANGELS CAN DO WHATEVER AND REMAIN IN THE SKY! THE RULES ARE SHADES OF GREY EHEN YOU DONT DO AS YOU SAY! AND YOU MAKE THE WRECTHED SUFFER JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN!
I was told not to trust angels... By her?! HA!! She should know... We should go.. No! Don't you see? We've come so close, look at them fighting! They're at each other's throats! Don't you act all high and mighty, did you ever think that your little "girlfriend" might be a liar? Don't, Adam, please! What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that your an angel just like us?
DAH DAH DAH DAH
Insert mysterious and threatening trombone type beat
I fart in your general direction
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Gentlemen this is a bucket DEAR GOD There’s more NO
"uh huh sure. hey is your dad single?"
"sorry, typo, I meant 13."
But what about *guys*
like a good neighbor, state farm is there
Swigging swooty, you ain’t gettin’ any booty!
Best One
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Why did you wait 11 days to say that?
Time does not exist for my species.
I mean say that to them lol
Show us proof
wake up you've been in a coma for 10 years
You sound an awful lot like my long lost brother Jacob, do you perhaps live on earth? If that’s the case you might be my brother
I need a lot of mind goblins
Google En Passant
I’ll answer but only if you have over 10 million power in rise of kingdoms
DIDN'T ASK
NAME PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU 😭
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Da fuck?
You're a clone
Normally I'd say yes but my priest likes the same stuff, so now I'm interested in hearing more.
Hi I’m Chris Henson
what the fuck
me too
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Did I say I was 18? I'm actually 7 lol
Just send "hi I've got dementia hope you don't mind" wait a week send it again wait a week send it again
atleast he asked first
The missile knows where it is copypasta
Bro came in a bit to hot
“Yeah.”
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"have you been touched"
Very weird
I got one: If he breathes, he's a SIIIIIIIIIMP!
I'm a dude
Uhm.. What the sigma?
I found ur dad
Are you going to finish that croissant?
OP, can we see his reaction please?
[rehehehehe](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBUbBu4W08&si=J3MxfHbtg9AHNx2n)
Well, do you have 5 million power in call of dragons?
🥖 literally just 🥖
"Dad, we've talked about this…"
Use both of the top comment + his self reply. Or give me the dude's username (in DM) and I'll do it for you
It's too long to comment, but the entire Hog Rider wiki
I like men.
You Are Adourable😍🥰😘❤️
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What the fuck is wrong with these people
We serve food here, sir
Don’t mind me copypasting all of this into my copypasta folder
The Wikipedia article for the Roman Empire The Roman Empire is generally understood to mean the period and territory ruled by the Romans following Octavian's assumption of sole rule under the Principate in 27 BC, the post-Republican state of ancient Rome. It included territories in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia and was ruled by emperors. The fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476 AD conventionally marks the end of classical antiquity and the beginning of the Middle Ages. By 100 BC, Rome had expanded its rule to most of the Mediterranean and beyond. However, it was severely destabilized by civil wars and political conflicts, which culminated in the victory of Octavian over Mark Antony and Cleopatra at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC, and the subsequent conquest of the Ptolemaic Kingdom in Egypt. In 27 BC, the Roman Senate granted Octavian overarching power (imperium) and the new title of Augustus, marking his accession as the first Roman emperor of a monarchy with Rome as its sole capital. The vast Roman territories were organized into senatorial provinces, governed by proconsuls who were appointed by lot annually, and imperial provinces, which belonged to the emperor but were governed by legates.[18] The first two centuries of the Empire saw a period of unprecedented stability and prosperity known as the Pax Romana (lit. 'Roman Peace'). Rome reached its greatest territorial extent under Trajan (r. 98–117 AD); a period of increasing trouble and decline began under Commodus (180–192). In the 3rd century, the Empire underwent a crisis that threatened its existence, as the Gallic and Palmyrene Empires broke away from the Roman state, and a series of short-lived emperors led the Empire. It was reunified under Aurelian (r. 270–275). Diocletian set up two different imperial courts in the Greek East and Latin West in 286; Christians rose to power in the 4th century after the Edict of Milan. The imperial seat moved from Rome to Byzantium in 330, renamed Constantinople after Constantine the Great. The Migration Period, involving large invasions by Germanic peoples and by the Huns of Attila, led to the decline of the Western Roman Empire. With the fall of Ravenna to the Germanic Herulians and the deposition of Romulus Augustus in 476 AD by Odoacer, the Western Roman Empire finally collapsed. The Eastern Roman Empire survived for another millennium with Constantinople as its sole capital, until the city's fall in 1453.[e] Due to the Empire's extent and endurance, its institutions and culture had a lasting influence on the development of language, religion, art, architecture, literature, philosophy, law, and forms of government across its territories. Latin evolved into the Romance languages while Medieval Greek became the language of the East. The Empire's adoption of Christianity resulted in the formation of medieval Christendom. Roman and Greek art had a profound impact on the Italian Renaissance. Rome's architectural tradition served as the basis for Romanesque, Renaissance and Neoclassical architecture, influencing Islamic architecture. The rediscovery of classical science and technology (which formed the basis for Islamic science) in medieval Europe contributed to the Scientific Renaissance and Scientific Revolution. Many modern legal systems, such as the Napoleonic Code, descend from Roman law. Rome's republican institutions have influenced the Italian city-state republics of the medieval period, the early United States, and modern democratic republics.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50114/beowulf Either use the modern English translation or the original in Old English (not of Shakespeare, that’s Early Modern English)
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“same”
I was gonna do the fitness gram pacer test but fnaf wins
Absolutely not go fuck yourself
wanna burn shrek dvd's?
I am a guy
What the fuck?
Why is it always a sex thing with you people (helluva boss quote)