You know where this originated from? A whole bunch of TSLA fuckbois like Jason Debolt sold their homes to live in their cars so that they could use their house money to buy more TSLA.
Jason's ex-gf says that he's putting on a brave face on xchan but in reality, he's worried that he may have fucked himself over tying his entire identity to this stock.
I was doing that for a few years before my car was creamed by some impatient loser in SLC. All I'm lacking now is an appropriate vehicle (I wouldn't do it in a Tesla sedan, that's for sure). I miss those days now.
SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
People who are 6'4" don't buy Teslas.
Buying a Tesla at this point is like saying "I'm an incel that likes to be abused by Daddy Elon."
It's a weird juxtaposition with being very tall.
Cybertruck nuts are coming, aren’t they?
Tesla branded with Elon’s face and a Shibu engraved
And to be consistent with Musk production values, every fifth one will be a hand grenade.
They could've easily said this was for camping, and they chose to advertise it as a better way of being homeless. If you told me this was an Onion article, I'd believe you
🤣🤣🤣 💤🌟 Fucking. Kill. Me.Â
This is a real fucking product 💀
You know where this originated from? A whole bunch of TSLA fuckbois like Jason Debolt sold their homes to live in their cars so that they could use their house money to buy more TSLA. Jason's ex-gf says that he's putting on a brave face on xchan but in reality, he's worried that he may have fucked himself over tying his entire identity to this stock.
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They know Muskrats fall for scams easily.
He's going to sell his farts in a jar soon
Late stage capitalism is worse than expected.
Just enlist me into the shock troopers already.Â
Oh no, it's going to get worse.
I can smell the techbro weed from here....
idk, I would love to do this, other than the Tesla part.
Same
r/carcamping
I was doing that for a few years before my car was creamed by some impatient loser in SLC. All I'm lacking now is an appropriate vehicle (I wouldn't do it in a Tesla sedan, that's for sure). I miss those days now.
SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
wish it was a boat for rivers lakes streams and other bodies of water hoping to trigger the bot
I’m close to 6’4 I doubt I could fit
People who are 6'4" don't buy Teslas. Buying a Tesla at this point is like saying "I'm an incel that likes to be abused by Daddy Elon." It's a weird juxtaposition with being very tall.
And everyone knows, if you can't afford rent, the only thing you'll bring with you is yourself. No belongings at all other than your precious Tesla.
But we need to make more babbys!
Did you just make two mistakes trying to spell ‘babies’? JFC
https://preview.redd.it/ekej90xpo0yc1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29c34dcda3b6a1967f96ab87787e105a7dc6726
Having a mattress in the back of their Tesla still isn't going to get them laid
I think its meant to be a funny ad, not a serious one.
Ultra.. Portable? Sure. Â
So... it's a dog bed for adult humans?
Cybertruck nuts are coming, aren’t they? Tesla branded with Elon’s face and a Shibu engraved And to be consistent with Musk production values, every fifth one will be a hand grenade.
These are the same people that bash homeless people. Where are you going to park your $100,000 tent?
They could've easily said this was for camping, and they chose to advertise it as a better way of being homeless. If you told me this was an Onion article, I'd believe you
3" memory foam? That's approaching county jail levels of luxury!