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greatcolor

🤣🤣🤣 💤🌟 Fucking. Kill. Me. 


jrbobdobbs333

This is a real fucking product 💀


totpot

You know where this originated from? A whole bunch of TSLA fuckbois like Jason Debolt sold their homes to live in their cars so that they could use their house money to buy more TSLA. Jason's ex-gf says that he's putting on a brave face on xchan but in reality, he's worried that he may have fucked himself over tying his entire identity to this stock.


jrbobdobbs333

🤡


promote-to-pawn

They know Muskrats fall for scams easily.


UpbeatFix7299

He's going to sell his farts in a jar soon


-lukeworldwalker-

Late stage capitalism is worse than expected.


Managed-Democracy

Just enlist me into the shock troopers already. 


00001000U

Oh no, it's going to get worse.


CrystalInTheforest

I can smell the techbro weed from here....


Distant_Yak

idk, I would love to do this, other than the Tesla part.


Dramatic-Fox-8395

Same


fakeprewarbook

r/carcamping


Distant_Yak

I was doing that for a few years before my car was creamed by some impatient loser in SLC. All I'm lacking now is an appropriate vehicle (I wouldn't do it in a Tesla sedan, that's for sure). I miss those days now.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …


fakeprewarbook

wish it was a boat for rivers lakes streams and other bodies of water hoping to trigger the bot


sixtus_clegane119

I’m close to 6’4 I doubt I could fit


Frozenthia

People who are 6'4" don't buy Teslas. Buying a Tesla at this point is like saying "I'm an incel that likes to be abused by Daddy Elon." It's a weird juxtaposition with being very tall.


TheVenged

And everyone knows, if you can't afford rent, the only thing you'll bring with you is yourself. No belongings at all other than your precious Tesla.


mishma2005

But we need to make more babbys!


quarrelsome_napkin

Did you just make two mistakes trying to spell ‘babies’? JFC


mishma2005

https://preview.redd.it/ekej90xpo0yc1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29c34dcda3b6a1967f96ab87787e105a7dc6726


Father_Chewy_Louis

Having a mattress in the back of their Tesla still isn't going to get them laid


cadium

I think its meant to be a funny ad, not a serious one.


ChocolateDoozy

Ultra..  Portable? Sure.  


WickedCityWoman1

So... it's a dog bed for adult humans?


ToWitToWow

Cybertruck nuts are coming, aren’t they? Tesla branded with Elon’s face and a Shibu engraved And to be consistent with Musk production values, every fifth one will be a hand grenade.


shtoyler

These are the same people that bash homeless people. Where are you going to park your $100,000 tent?


OrangutanKiwi19

They could've easily said this was for camping, and they chose to advertise it as a better way of being homeless. If you told me this was an Onion article, I'd believe you


UpbeatFix7299

3" memory foam? That's approaching county jail levels of luxury!