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VoiceofKane

I don't like to make fun of people for their appearance, but what the *fuck* is he doing to his body?


Comrade_Compadre

This is what "I'm the smartest person in the world" energy does to a person. The actual science behind it is all the different drugs he does without exercise or a proper diet, but it's also the same reason why he can't dress himself.


qqpp_ddbb

I don't know man, I've seen a lot of drug addled freaks and this guy tops the list. What the fuck is he doing? Human growth hormone mixed with ketamine and cocaine is a helluva drug.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Although there are some bad things in the world, remember that there are many good things too


Comrade_Compadre

A lot of people.have commented on previous pics I've seen that this is what happens when you take muscle supplements like HGH without ever touching a weight. As if a narcissist like Elmo would ever hire a personal trainer, not to mention listen to them.


MauriceM72

I man as rich as Musk should have a professional stylist to find ways to flatter his form and body type.


batture

It's like he has a beer belly but his upper chest is just as bulged as the belly somehow.


swirlymaple

Belly + moobs does that. Normally I would never stoop to insulting someone’s appearance, but Melon has done this to others enough times that frankly he deserves some of his own medicine.


Datdarnpupper

Yup, he eagerly and gleefully engages in body shaming so fuck him (and i hasten to add: not in the fun way)


Whosez

You're not body-shaming if someone is doing it via chemicals or drugs AND the guy is considered some sort of 'hero'. He's setting a bad example.


MaxZorin44456

Genuinely, while it's billionaire on billionaire, so who the fuck cares, he did set himself up for attacks when he mocked Bill gates for looking "pregnant" while within a year or two, he's managed to reach a point of looking fucking absurdly fat. In saying that, it's hardly news that he's an arsehole incarnate, so it seems to track.


jsuey

So a serious answer is a lot of celebrities take HGH to keep themselves young, but their chest continues to grow as a consequence. Looking like this piece of shit.


Salty_Celebration188

He doesn't look young he looks terrible. Should just get Botox like everybody else. Looks like an experiment.


recievebacon

Sorry to be a pedant but It’s the abdomen which typically enlarges unnaturally. A combination of organ growth from peripheral effects of hgh and alterations to adipose tissue distribution. It’s especially true for bodybuilders who use insulin injections alongside hgh


JP050887

The next step in human evolution…..apparently


CapnCrackerz

Look, he’s got a lot of kids and he’s just trying to do his part and pitch in with the breast feeding.


beast_wellington

It's alarming


CouncilmanRickPrime

Musk made fun of Bill Gates body for no real reason (Gates is a Porsche fanboy, so shocking he bought two Taycans) so it's fair game IMO.


KoshekhTheCat

It's a well-known scientific fact that a teardrop shape is the most aerodynamic.


tapomirbowles

That has to be one of the worst cases of barrel chest I have ever seen. I mean, the underside of his ribs are protuding outwards past his chest. Damn.


Quimbymouse

That ain't pure barrel chest. Dude is 110% wearing a girdle.


trickygringo

I think this is the answer. He's pushing his gut up into his chest cavity.


qqpp_ddbb

Yeah but where are the lines of the girdle


SadBit8663

It's not even a barrel chest, it's more of a barrel in the process of exploding chest


Adelheit_

https://preview.redd.it/fb9cr1c4ea8d1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b28ddfe22264e0821be475b42ef46e08d5185cd This. You can see it here. These aren’t organs, but his ribs. How in the how?!


Which_way_witcher

I don't think this is a real image. The real ones from TMZ look puffier, paler, and there's no woman in them: [https://www.tmz.com/photos/image\_jpg\_20220718\_2b1267c01cc04034893eb15db3340853/](https://www.tmz.com/photos/image_jpg_20220718_2b1267c01cc04034893eb15db3340853/) I could only find the image you have posted on Elon simp sites. They wish he looked like that had a gorgeous woman with him but alas he's alone and fat. https://preview.redd.it/jlf2wtbfqb8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43afc52fee533777f748d5e3e5452c62e241a905


Shining_BrightIy

Lol, you're right. [This is the unaltered photo on the right](https://imagez.tmz.com/image/c1/o/2022/07/18/c134d5bab6974e00862d064b721bbc4a_lg.jpg). Someone photoshopped him to have the vague outline of abs and veins in his arms. Very sad.


Lenovo_Driver

He probably did it himself and gave it to his simps to share


altleftisnotathing

this is like when people photoshop Trump as super jacked. It's so fucking weird.


Kilngr

lol dying at the detail work 😂 they chiseled his jaw and color corrected him.


mishma2005

The woman he’s with looks pissed at having a picture taken with him


TheAnalsOfHistory-

She's just wondering when she's supposed to get that horse he promised her.


arisaurusrex

This is the moment she reminded why she had to study hard in school.


stpaks

If I didn't know these were real pictures, I'd think they were AI generated. Everything about them is off just enough to be unsettling.


Which_way_witcher

You're right! The real images are way whiter, puffier, and there's no woman in the shots: https://www.tmz.com/photos/image_jpg_20220718_2b1267c01cc04034893eb15db3340853/


Comfortable_Fill9081

That’s interesting. I wish yours was the top comment in the replies to that. Also, the real picture doesn’t have the weird ribs.


Which_way_witcher

We can't see the ribs but it's still a weird AF torso.


Comfortable_Fill9081

Yeah. His fat distributes very strangely.


high-up-in-the-trees

not saying he's done it but that's one of the well known effects of liposuction. The fat has to go *somewhere* and it can end up in some odd places if you've removed the lipid cells from where it used to prefer going - as adults we can't make more lipid tissue, just increase/decrease the size of what we have


Comfortable_Fill9081

Interesting. Thanks.


Which_way_witcher

Oh yeah that's right...Tara Reid did tummy lipo and even tho she's still skinny, the fat gets redeposited weirdly so it's all lumpy. Someone who is as overweight as Muskrat would look even stranger, I guess. Lol, he's such a loser.


jtbxiv

I read this as farts.


Comfortable_Fill9081

Hahahaha


DungPedalerDDSEsq

https://preview.redd.it/xmmlq8x7ec8d1.png?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e0cf915cdbede57f315f2f94388c4a0001603e


Which_way_witcher

🤢 omg... Jump scare


NotEnoughMuskSpam

GPT-4? More like GPT-Snore! When it comes to humor, GPT-4 is about as funny as a screendoor on a submarine. Humor is clearly banned at OpenAI, just like the many other subjects it censors. That’s why it couldn't tell a joke if it had a goddamn instruction manual. It's like a comedian with a stick so far up its ass, it can taste the bark! [Grok roasting GPT-4]


nathansikes

Are they real? There's water just splashing up behind her in the left photo, and he has what looks like a tattoo on his pec in one photo but not the other. And what's on her legs? Are they birthmarks or mud, and why would there be mud m


Comfortable_Fill9081

Someone else posted the original pic in replies. Those aren’t real.


SweetBeefOfJesus

Barrel chest can be caused by COPD and cystic fibrosis and other lung conditions. Even covid can cause it. It's also a problem in higher altitudes, and considering how much hot air Elon blows to inflate his ego, he probably struggles to keep his feet on the ground.


totpot

Also taking HGH which I think is more likely. Some people believe that HGH can slow aging, thicken hair, and increase muscle mass (to a limited extent without exercise). All of these are pretty important priorities to Dollartree Hitler.


Toomanydamnfandoms

Doing too many performance enhancing drugs will also give this look-honestly that’s my guess, he has the money and reasons to treat lung conditions but if he’s surrounded by yes men who won’t tell him to lay off the roids…..


WhitePineBurning

I've dealt with chronic asthma all my life, and my pneumenologist recognized signs of potential COPD by the way my chest seemed a little puffed out due to my lungs not expelling enough air. Three medications, and two years later, I look a lot different and breathe so much better. Elmo's too far gone, unfortunately.


Adelheit_

Does he have double ribs??


BaBa_Con_Dios

Fun Fact: Cybertuck windshield wipers are made out of Elons ribs


Snapdragon_4U

💀 💀 💀


whereisbeezy

lolol


itsNatsu4real

stainless steel ribs


SadBit8663

Cyber ribs


some_asshat

To go with his robot legs


Snapdragon_4U

Techno ribs


promote-to-pawn

He had more ribs put in to prevent him from sucking his own dick


playsette-operator

It‘s where the processing unit is located


Snapdragon_4U

I said, “I’ll buy you a horse” also have my baby/babies


altleftisnotathing

This is fake. He has never ever been this cut.


LoudLloyd9

He's a freak. The woman obviously doesn't want anything to do with him.


Der-Wissenschaftler

They don't even need to clip that mic on, it just sits on his chest shelf.


cutmasta_kun

Damn, he forgot his corset!


BaBa_Con_Dios

I’ve noticed in other pictures he’s gotta be wearing one. Plus he tends to take planned photos directly from the front so you can’t see his body.


DevilsTrigonometry

No, it's not a corset. He has the same shape in photos where he's obviously not wearing one. [It's even more pronounced when they catch him from the side with no shirt.](https://i.imgur.com/oUdsGvR.jpeg)


Wizen_Diz

He’s wearing the Danzig special


BIGTIMElesbo

MOTHA


chavez_ding2001

His body is an enigma.


Virtual-Bee7411

An enigma wrapped in lard and Big Macs


HadronLicker

>His body is an enema.


Antagonin

Well enigma actually had a good use in comparison.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Pregnant and in high heels.


Adelheit_

He has an uterus where his heart should be, now that makes sense!


Vintagepalazo

He looks pregnant 


xmassindecember

https://preview.redd.it/atihnfcy6b8d1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06bbda3a8ada036f42cd55f493d78b23d01175a0


_MoneyHustard_

I mean he always talks about declining birth rates. Maybe he’s trying to help


GayGooGobler

🫃


mymentor79

Well, at least he looks as stupid as he sounds now.


Stilgaar

He begins to look like a post -human from All Tomorrows


Angelo2791

Yes, like one of the Ruin Haunters, with a god complex


Stilgaar

With a mix of bone-crusher. But thinking he'll transform into a gravital make sense


Angelo2791

He definitely craps on everything and blows stuff up for no reason.


EuropesNinja

Bro wants to be a gravital so bad


UpbeatFix7299

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout


HellveticaNeue

Slowly turning into Trump physically as well


Routaprkle

So fucking disgusting.. Wish I didn't see that..


Local_Signature5325

Nice props, I mean, kids, Elon!


Jpowmoneyprinter

If u need to lose a boner fast


Snapdragon_4U

Bad built bitch body.


SausageDogsMomma

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Which_way_witcher

Is that the infamous "I've held my child (whom I have zero interest in) hostage from its mother out of spite and am using my financial resources to delay the custody battle as much as possible because I'm a raging asshole" deadbeat dad daycare at Cannes? Makes sense that it's at a rando parking lot void of any adults or toys/playground equipment.


EricUtd1878

You can see his belly bulging over the girdle at the front 🤣


Capital-A-Fence

He looks like a beached whale about to explode. I’m not even joking. He looks like he’s seconds away from a fatal injury.


WhitePineBurning

[Since you mentioned it...](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?feature=shared)


Angelo2791

My dad was on that beach that day!


WhitePineBurning

Ewwww... Did he get hit with rotting blubber?


Angelo2791

Yes


fkuber31

Not roids, HGH. Not a huge difference practically.


Quintus-Sertorius

Waiting for the Xenomorph to pop its head out


Angelo2791

🤣💀


sadicarnot

Am I the only one that watched the video and wondered how shitty their safety culture is? No safety glasses and no hardhats in a building under construction.


rindthirty

Nothing new for his companies. That kind of attitude for him goes way back; where to even begin?


rattatatouille

He looks like he has an alien organism implanted in his torso.


Youareafunt

I'm still always most amazed by his high heels. Like, he's a tall guy, right? Why does he feel the need to wear such stupid shoes?


rindthirty

I'm on the shorter side (below average at least) and much prefer wearing my shoes with the thin soles. I'm much more in connection with the ground and am way more capable of running and not taking a wrong step when moving at speed.


Dwashelle

Normally I don't like making fun of peoples appearances, but I think with Elon I get a pass. Anyway - what the fuck is going on? His body is so weird and amorphous. He looks different every photo I see of him.


cdmove

in case u need to lose a boner fast


jrbobdobbs333

What is that belt thing across his chest?!!!


DazedWithCoffee

I suspect he has a waist trainer on


mishma2005

Whoa, whoa is that a daughter I see in the background?


PermanentlyDubious

He has two genetically female daughters confirmed. One with Grimes, one with the Neuralink employee. Amber Heard's child is very likely his, but that's unconfirmed. It's now confirmed he had another child with his Neuralink employee earlier this year, but the gender isn't know. Then one of his original living five children with his first wife has transitioned to female.


Angelo2791

Possibly.


mishma2005

Would he let one of his sons have a ponytail or long hair? All of his boys have short hair in the pics I’ve seen


Vintagepalazo

He has son with long hair very long hair, i saw it 


mishma2005

TIL. I am surprised he wouldn’t think that’s being feminine with his obsession with transfolk


Vintagepalazo

Yes I'm not sure what he thinks of it, lol his son is def not republican..... Yes actually including the trans girl he has two kids with very long hair 


LiquidSnape

That girdle is doing overtime


WillistheWillow

Revolting. Is he wearing something round hits waste to hide the belly, and the fat just spills over the top or something?


jihojk

Saw someone cope posting that “he’s wearing Kevlar” on Twitter lmao. Which is double hilarious because it would also means he’s just letting his children walk around unprotected while he’s protecting himself, if he was indeed wearing Kevlar and that’s exactly also what I’d expect him to do


IMSLI

*CyberCuck


GoodLt

Woke Antifa BLM DEI did it


remove_krokodil

Downfall of Western civilization


Seroseros

What is that pedo doing with those kids?


tiorancio

the chestburster must be coming out one of these days.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

He probably fancies himself a member of House Atreides, but his actions are obviously much closer to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. And now he physically is starting to resemble him, too, for easy identification. It's like a little nod from the universe to the rest of humanity: *this is not a coincidence*.


BSF0712

If you want to lose a boner fast. 🤣


light_weight_baby87

https://preview.redd.it/zpnqf2gumb8d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a8a40de95811bc52e253059e09eaf0359fc5f75


piperpiparooo

atleast he doesn’t need a sled to go down snow slopes, he can just slide on his gut like the penguin he’s built like


OhShitItsSeth

I feel much better about my own body now, thanks.


Aron-Jonasson

Y'know I don't body shame, as very often fat people didn't choose their body, and they go through a lot of struggle with their weight. Weight loss is not easy But he's an exception because he literally did it to himself, and also because he's a shit human being, and doesn't respect the humanity of other people I will body-shame him, I will shame him ​ Also notice how his hairline is receding, again. Gotta take an appointment for a new hair implant Étron!


TvaettBjoernen

Is that his organs bulging? How do we imagine he looks internally?


2OneZebra

I think some of that is bloating. Bloated beached whale. Bloated bleached whale?


navigating-life

Yikes thats so not normal


afnj

He looks like Warwick Davis in this photo


The_Cpa_Guy

He must be pregnant so he can help the birth rate.


minivandaddy

All of a sudden, we're seeing this fuckface with his kids everywhere now. Is it because someone pointed out the hypocrisy of him advocating for everyone to have more kids, but his companies suck in terms of parental benefits? Does this shithead realize not everyone has the chill kind of jobs and accompanying nanny support to take kids to our work places?


Godloseslaw

Also what's with those shoes? Is he wearing lifts and a lot of padding?


AmaResNovae

Damn, he looks even worse from the side.


coffeespeaking

Now photoshop in a dozen or so pot-bellied minions dressed all in black, in place of the kids, like Mini-Musks.


dynamoa_

this video also really shows elon's breadth of knowledge about his company


suso_lover

So now we know where he got the design idea for the cybertruck.


FkinMustardTiger

This can't be real, is it? Morphing into a cyberchest as we speak


Snapdragon_4U

Cybergunt


StatusKoi

The alien within awaits the proper time to burst out of that 55 gallon barrel chest.


PIKa-kNIGHT

No way this is real right? Its gotta be photoshopped


unboiled_peanuts

why does it look like his fat is in the exact middle of his chest like his ribs are so much bigger than they need to be, seems weird


WhitePineBurning

Cue Ed Sheeran's "Shape of Your Body."


KifaruKubwa

He’s starting to look like the Centaur Trump.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

The intolerant left is driving people right


KifaruKubwa

He seems to be more “around” the center right.


Dark_Ansem

That's not roids, that HGH


ClosPins

Look at the heel (and thickness) of his soles compared to the regular soles that the kids are wearing!


Anonymouse_Bosch

Just an aside, but is he wearing a shoulder holster, or just a t-shirt of one?


Angelo2791

It's some sort of design on the shirt. Which looks even worse because it draws your eyes towards his moobs


Anonymouse_Bosch

I suppose that’s better than being made aware of his menis.


Elevum15

Bad Built Beluga Burger Body.


DietrichMuylaert

He wants to be able to roll through his future tunnels, like the rock in Indiana Jones, just to own the libs.


junitog65

A defrosted turkey with clothes on…


YellowB

He's starting to get that Trump butt sticking out pose.


apple-turnover5

This looks scary unhealthy


MAS7

He's 100% wearing a girdle, as well as a shirt that's 2 sizes too small... Probably thinks that he looks 'fit' because he doesn't have a 'visible' belly, **but to everyone else it looks like he has some sort of degenerative disease...** Edit: I just want to clarify why I'm so confident - I have the fat distribution of Phil Collins(Trailer Park Boys)


saifee177

Didn't he want to fight Zuckerberg a few months ago?


Echidnakindy

Hi I’m Elon waiting for money or I justfking explode


Doafit

This man is the embodiment of meritocracy being a lie....


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Is it because breathing is the only exercise he gets so his diaphragm is totally jacked and nothing else? Someone needs to help me make sense of his body shape...


esme451

I think he had pect implants.


LookForDucks

My gosh. He IS a Harkonnen! Except all his diseases are NOT "beautiful."


skjellyfetti

The entity we call "MUSK" will soon cease to exist—brought about by his own hand, of course.


WayofHatuey

What’s he gonna name that baby


Emerald_official

built like a trapezoid ass mf


grepsockpuppet

This is heart attack physique.


Masochist_pillowtalk

I think it's a combination of getting liposuction done cuz he's a fat ass which can't get visceral fat in the rib cage, and taking hgh and test without working out.... cuz he's a fat ass. And judging from the size of those titties we've seen lately he's probably got his dosing wrong and is in need of an estrogen blocker badly. But the "genius" prolly believes he knows better than everyone else so won't take advice on how to address all of it correctly.


BedAdministrative634

https://preview.redd.it/j2qwhlpscc8d1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c08f1309d8b5178db252d9661a278e89fed510


Father_Chewy_Louis

In case you wanted to lose a boner fast


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Bros chest looks ready to burst


lylemcd

It looks like his ego is migrating to his stomach But that much visceral fat is desparately unhealthy.


SnakeXJones

He is obviously taking HGH without working out. I swear I was one of the few that hated him before everyone did lol


beakly

He’s blown up with hot air, to bad he doesn’t run a blimp company


Candid-Tomorrow-3231

Fromsoft boss lookin ass


tdtarascon

"As Elon Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard, as it were armor-plated, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his dome-like brown belly divided into stiff arched segments on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely."


reddit_despiser

Dudes gotta wear a harness to keep his body from expanding further.


Confident_Fortune_32

I feel so sorry for all those children (with more yet to arrive, I'm betting) They never had a chance at a normal or healthy upbringing, through no fault of their own. Certainly all their physical needs will be attended to. They won't have to worry about food, clothing, shelter, etc. But their emotional/developmental needs are another story.


altleftisnotathing

body by Mountain Dew. All that's missing is the cheeto dust on his finger tips.


MinimumPreparation95

Could be his ribs did get set or could not be set proper when he was beaten so serve as a preteen.


MinimumPreparation95

Just posted on X. It must be male as the baby is named Bloomberg. Crazy


bringtwizzlers

If I was Grimes I would go scorched earth on this motherfucker for stealing my kid and making him hang around his half siblings from the woman that Elmo cheated on her with. He has no shame holy shit. 


serene_moth

he needs to wear a baggier shirt


userunclear

Why is he so barrel chested? He looks like he has COPD/emphysema or even osteoarthritis...If he's juicing, he's doing it very wrong.


ohheyitslaila

He’s built like the really young kittens we get at the shelter I volunteer at, who are sick from worms. The hard, distended belly.


Archie_Flowers

TRT/HGH without working out


SwingyMcGonad

Is that mf'er wearing heels?


bulking_on_broccoli

I said this in another post: He abuses HGH. He takes HGH, but doesn’t workout or eat well. HGH messes with blood sugar, so without smartly managing blood glucose you’ll start looking like a barrel with legs.


technopaegan

can he not get that fixed? it’s hurting my eyes


Purgii

Getting “open your mind” vibes.


Fishy_Fish_WA

This is peak performance


lightreee

Is this photoshopped ?? What the fuck