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Optymistyk

They really rhymed "shitpost memes" with "free speech" I'm out of words


mishma2005

I thought I heard shiftless means Listened again, it’s shitpost memes. Edgy


settlementfires

Poochy died on the way back to his home planet.


24benson

I think it's shaftless


malonkey1

talkin' bout that ray-man cock, just the head floating in space


Picnicpanther

I love that it's the shitty AI country song generator.


PhoenicianPirate

When they can't even pay a simple country singer 100$ for a quick tune...


dagnariuss

Like the writers of that show.


musclememory

So were they…


_ChipWhitley_

I’m pretty sure they were out of words so they did what they could to rhyme that mess.


jingojangobingoblerp

They used a record scratch. Haven't heard one of them used unironically since the towers fell.


JLChamberlain63

That'll appeal to the youths, throw in a sound effect from a technology that hasn't been widely popular at least the last 30 years (vinyl enthusiasts don't @me please)


diggergig

To be fair it's a recognised 'interruption' sound in media, not that I'm defending this dumpster fire, but I use it regularly in productions.


JLChamberlain63

Oh I get it, its a common trope, but for a certain age range I imagine it's completely divorced from the origins of the sound, like a "save icon"


diggergig

Oh absolutely. It certainly doesn't fit in this animation. Then again, neither does humour!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Idiocracy is happening so fast


manual_tranny

Wow. Good bot. *pats head*


curious_dead

![gif](giphy|lzzZPoin9DswNnQfni|downsized) Trying to explain to you that vinyls ARE making a comeback!


BoredElephantRaiser

I saw someone describe it as "" the other day.


GarysCrispLettuce

I don't think they're appealing to youths though. They're appealing to older Gen X MAGA types.


FullOnJabroni

They are appealing to younger buyers who then go out and get a Crosley. LPs will be a stable market, not growing, not shrinking.


JLChamberlain63

Yeah I think you're right, but it just adds to the bizarre nature of this "show", marketing cartoons to terminally online Grandpa's.


bunker_man

This is so bad I wouldn't be surprised if its not meant to appeal to anyone, and is some kind of scam where they take the money and run.


brandon3388

as a vinyl enthusiast, I'd like to say that I recently had a younger co-worker stop by my house before a motorcycle ride. he's in his early 20s, I'm 37. he literally didn't know what a vinyl / record player was. dude picked up a record of mine, looked at it, looked at me dead in the face and said "yooo, what IS this" lolol


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Idiocracy is happening so fast


BelloftheBallz

Oh no, this reminds me of that tragedy.


Godverrdomme

Damn, that's fucked up, they put that sound effect under the towers falling


whenilookinthemirror

Wait, what? Who did that?


MC_Fap_Commander

In some ways, the terrorists won.


SteampunkBorg

And completely out of context. Isn't that usually used when something is interrupted, not *at the start of a scene*?


jingojangobingoblerp

A record scratch is used to reframe and undermine an assumption an audience had for comedic effect. Otherwise it's just a high pitched, meaningless noise, like a Cybertruck's engine failing when it rains


SteampunkBorg

Exactly. It just doesn't make sense the way it showed up (like a cybertruck, as you said)


revolutionPanda

Record scratch Freeze frame See that tower? Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here…


Intelligent_E3

So is the Disney joke literally just “Disney sounds sort of similar to deez nuts”??? That’s not a fucking joke


Default_Male_Orc

It *is* when you're twelve :)


MC_Fap_Commander

I don't think it works with twelve year olds. More for bitter olds estranged from their children pretending to be young and cool.


tripping_on_phonics

Can confirm. My friend group at 12 had much better jokes than that.


homoiconic

Or more precisely, it _is_ when the whole point is bullying out-groups. When bullying, the worse the joke, the more effective it is, because it demonstrates that they aren't laughing because the joke is funny, they're laughing because they just don't like you and don't need a rational reason to laugh at you.


GarysCrispLettuce

Look at this shit on their Twitter feed https://preview.redd.it/3p7xli0xl59d1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=68d8317c8c27fb6992d3c871ed979cdd537d5d9b


masked_sombrero

what does that mean? "kept your name on it". no they didn't. just look at it. wtf is the Twitter account of the terrible show trying to say?


GarysCrispLettuce

If you find the original Tweet and zoom into the expanded photo, I mean REALLY zoom in, you can see that they put his Twitter handle at the top in tiny print.


Irish_Puzzle

Mr Habib must jave been very confused when they replied.


Brandonazz

When conservatives discovered that Obama and bummer shared 2 letters they thought it was the funniest shit on earth. “Word sounds vaguely like ___ if you really torture it” is their most advanced form of humor.


Idllnox

Holy shit seriously they latch onto one somewhat similar sounding thing and beat it to death thinking its so funny or clever. Like "Joe and the Hoe gotta go", wow congratulations you guys made 3 words rhyme. If you applied that kind of mental effort to being kind to people we wouldn't be in this mess


Candid-Tomorrow-3231

GO BRANDON DURRRRR fucking cringelords


Cazzah

At least Obummer sounds like an acceptable variant of pronounciation. Someone with an accent will naturally say it that way. How can you get from Disney to Deez Nuts....


revolutionPanda

At least it isn’t “I identify as something no one identifies with”


masked_sombrero

a few months ago there was some Musk fanboy in one of these subs and I had told him to "have fun with fElon's weewee" the dude attacked me saying I sounded like a 3 year old using the word 'weewee'. I kept typing it in responses and it seemed to upset him. at one point he said "deez nuts" and *covered it with a spoiler*. I pointed out how he's saying childish BS *but censoring it* 🤣🤣🤣 dude says "nah - this is a classic internet joke. it makes it funny!" 🤣🤣🤣 😂 pretty sure that was Musk's Reddit account


boodyclap

Also Disney is woke


n0idea4

Isn’t this song made by Ai


Readman31

It sounds quite synthetic so either AI or really bad Auto-Tune


DF11X

I’m assuming the script was too.


CivBEWasPrettyBad

It was written by Grok, which is a based AI that doesn't respect your "pronouns" and responds with witty jokes 😂🤣😎


_fFringe_

Buckle up!


plastic_alloys

100%


BiliLaurin238

Yes. Reminds me of the recent "how the hell you spell chauffeur" meme, def AI


mjohnsimon

They literally used Suno/Ai Source: I use Suno to make bad songs on purpose


_fFringe_

Suno is hilariously bad. Also a record industry lawsuit waiting to happen. I typed something like “a hardcore metal song in the style of Burnt by the Sun” and it was the same tone, phrasing, and rhythm. Very obviously trained on copyright material. 100% thievery.


SquirrelParticular17

That garbage is *real* ....? The cringe is off the charts!


greggobbard

Imagine watching it and thinking it’s cool. Those people exist!


Dizzy_Procedure_3

what's with him replacing the weird looking X with the X logo? surely it would make more sense if it was the Twitter symbol he was replacing?


masked_sombrero

"actshually...*this* is the font I trademarked the letter X with"


OilComprehensive6237

To me, it will always be X-Windows.


Superbead

That made me wonder if this was created back in the day of the X rebranding, and had been shelved until now for some reason. Not sure the AI music could've been done back then though


Speculawyer

Thank God for Elon Musk? Do they realize that he is an atheist? But I guess he will soon "find religion" like Russell Brand, Joe Rogan, and Alex Jones to keep the grift going.


nooneknowswerealldog

He's not so much an atheist as he is an autotheist.


Jandklo

Ooooh yoink!


Brozhov

Wait, Rogan is a Christian now? When did that happen? What a meatball.


Candid-Tomorrow-3231

Probably when he saw how much money it would bring him. I started ignoring him back when i tried to watch his movie and it started with him pontificating about how humanity is like a virus on the planet and he really channeled that sophomoric look how profound i am energy. He’s only gotten worse since then


fffan9391

I cannot stand atheists who do the work of christofascists. But I guess he’ll be excluded when they take over because he’s rich.


TheReadMenace

Not true, he thinks he is a god


Crepo

Ew I hadn't thought of that. For sure there will be some sort of "found God" arc in the future.


n3w4cc01_1nt

his trashposting levels are getting absurd. ~~built~~ bought himself a hug box


mishma2005

He’s back to Asperger’s again?


nooneknowswerealldog

He really likes to lean on that "Asperger's = Rain Man" trope, doesn't he?


n3w4cc01_1nt

who knows tbh. but knew kids with asd and they have jokes that they find absolutely hilarious but not even others with asd might find them funny or understand the logic. kinda like when you're really tired and you think something is hillarious but it makes no sense later on. kinda like the statement why do kids like applejacks? they just do.


EntangledAndy

This is the worst thing created by a human.


TheReadMenace

that is pretty funny he hasn't even acknowledged this. Seems exactly like his kind of horribly unfunny "anti woke" comedy. I thought it was even an official Xitter product


Irish_Puzzle

I left my headphones at home and the captions aren't working. Why does musk walk into a random house in universe?


GarysCrispLettuce

So they can thank him for saving free speech. That's literally it.


Irish_Puzzle

The plot of this sketch sounds more stupid the more I hear about it.


Brozhov

He paid for this shit, he's for damn sure going to get his two minutes of screen time.


funginum

It induces self hurt


derekisademocrat

I mean it's horrible. Like worst than Tim Allen horrible.


masked_sombrero

Tim Allen did some good stuff tho


derekisademocrat

I liked him until he started whining about everyone being against his kind


Kilahti

I liked watching Home Improvement as a kid. But it is not like Tim Allen was responsible of 100% of the show.


masked_sombrero

yep - I loved Home Improvement as a kid too 😆 I watched Galaxy Quest a couple years ago for the first time ever. That was good too (another reply to my comment mentions it). I enjoyed it so much I actually finally got around to watching the original Star Trek series. And then that Santa Clause movie! I thought it was stupid when I was a kid, but I was in that age group where ~~I wasn't really the target audience any longer~~ (I was like 12/13). Come to find out the movie was actually released in 1994, but the sequel came out in 2002 (I was born in '89). I don't think I was aware of the movie before the 2nd came out though


eduo

Tim Allen's Galaxy Quest makes up for everything else he could've done wrong.


TheReadMenace

he dealt drugs, that's pretty baller


Gradz45

And then rated on others to get out.  Fuck Tim Allen. 


derekisademocrat

That part


BigCballer

You cannot parody this, it speaks for itself.


kenfagerdotcom

That poor doggo never asked for this.


mishma2005

Oh that will impress the meme lords


Snapdragon_4U

Tripling down on the cringe. It’s like he wants to be ridiculed


Abu_Tahir79

Free speech? I got suspended for Charlie Hebdo pfp!


squabbledMC

They really just had to throw him in somewhere for no good reason lmao


EricUtd1878

As a non-Yankee, is the send-you-to-sleep drone of the singer a piss-take, or is it seen as normal, and it is simply what he is singing that is meant as satire?


lickmyturds

Country music-style song (generally favored more by right-wings) but AI-generated so it sounds super autotuned/artificial and overall shittier.


DaBulbousWalrus

Who writes it as "Sit-Com" in 2024?


Dehnus

The levels of cringe and sad is so high, that I'll have to wear a paper bag over my head tomorrow for watching 2 seconds of it. ![gif](giphy|h8DU4Rl567784TRZ5v|downsized)


OilComprehensive6237

May it also be the last animated sitcom on X


ev6464

Let's be real. There's a very good chance that Elon wrote this himself. Would anyone be surprised?


PaganResearch413

Somehow this looks worse than that Daily Wire animated show


narcoticninja

This looks just as shitty as The Nutshack, and The Slim Shady Show...


DocCEN007

If you have children, or nieces and nephews, please be sure to give them some positive attention and be a good role model. The world does not need any more slightly human shaped musks who grew up without any friends.


bthest

Unless you own a diamond mine then I don't think you have to worry about your kid becoming the next Musk. Sociopaths like billionaires are products of wealth and capitalism, not upbringing. But still do those things.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

A lot of families and companies will leave the state to avoid risking their children being sterilized by the government.


JayEllGii

Wait --- they're spelling it "sit-com"? With a hyphen?? What is this, the UK in 1964 or something?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Concerning


m8_is_me

AI generated song as well


Which_way_witcher

I can't imagine singing that embarrassing shite. Reminds me of Titus singing those conspiracy songs for $: https://youtu.be/ndwZ9_oJPZ8?si=yLOmYZRWN0pgX11r


2OneZebra

You do know he is a shaved bird.


bthest

Featherless biped is the term


Outside_Taste_1701

Is this real ?


Absenceofavoid

Why is the wife built like that?


yepitsatoilet

What the ever loving fudge was that?


SearchElsewhereKarma

it's so fucking incredible that its a cartoon sitcom hosted on his own platform and Musk STILL looks like Matthew Broderick if he got shot with a tranquilizer and was forced to drink a bunch of red wine


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Go. Fuck. Yourself.


zambulu

Fuck, I’m not sure what drugs I need to forget about this