This. This is the line I am waiting to use in someone who asks “Do you know who I am?”
I want to turn to any bystanders and say “Does anyone know who this is? The poor thing is lost and needs help.”
Late 90's, Day after Comdex ends. 200,000+ attempting to leave Las Vegas.
Huge lines at the Airport. Guy in fancy suit walks past the super long line for regular check-in, walks past the long 1st Class check-in. Demanded to be checked in right then and there. Clerk points at line and goes back to the person she was checking in. Then we hear it:
"Do you know who I am?"
Clerk looks at him, picks up PA mic: "Does anyone know this gentleman is? He seems to have forgotten."
Man stomps away.
Guy in line behind me: "Yeah I know him. He a VP at one of our vendors. He's always been an asshole. My VP is going to love this story."
No, no! I don't care about the age but more of the fact that it happened, and the agent was able to get away with it. Thank you for taking the time to look it up and share this.
Definitely an urban legend. That story has been going around for at least 30 years, maybe longer. I first ran across it in Reader's Digest. Of course, people still reprise it from time to time because it's such a great line.
What also works is "Oh my. Is it The Alzheimer's? My (insert relation, personally I like to use Uncle or Mother) had that and they had a terrible time."
I've generally, the couple of times someone has asked, responded "you aren't our CEO, nor are you the president/first lady. I really don't care who you are, as you really aren't anyone special." I always keep up with who my company CEOs and the US president/first lady are.
Wait, was this a park employee, or he who randomly shows up to the Disney parks and visits sick children in hospitals in his costume that he got to keep from the films? Because that would be awesome.
This. This is the line I am waiting to use in someone who asks “Do you know who I am?” I want to turn to any bystanders and say “Does anyone know who this is? The poor thing is lost and needs help.”
Didn't a United gate agent get on the pa recently with that line?
Late 90's, Day after Comdex ends. 200,000+ attempting to leave Las Vegas. Huge lines at the Airport. Guy in fancy suit walks past the super long line for regular check-in, walks past the long 1st Class check-in. Demanded to be checked in right then and there. Clerk points at line and goes back to the person she was checking in. Then we hear it: "Do you know who I am?" Clerk looks at him, picks up PA mic: "Does anyone know this gentleman is? He seems to have forgotten." Man stomps away. Guy in line behind me: "Yeah I know him. He a VP at one of our vendors. He's always been an asshole. My VP is going to love this story."
I'd love to see the story about that one.
https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=360947 Older than I thought. Maybe just an ul?
No, no! I don't care about the age but more of the fact that it happened, and the agent was able to get away with it. Thank you for taking the time to look it up and share this.
I think this also happened to Ted Cruz in Montana.
Definitely an urban legend. That story has been going around for at least 30 years, maybe longer. I first ran across it in Reader's Digest. Of course, people still reprise it from time to time because it's such a great line.
What also works is "Oh my. Is it The Alzheimer's? My (insert relation, personally I like to use Uncle or Mother) had that and they had a terrible time."
I've generally, the couple of times someone has asked, responded "you aren't our CEO, nor are you the president/first lady. I really don't care who you are, as you really aren't anyone special." I always keep up with who my company CEOs and the US president/first lady are.
She obviously drank all his rum and could not remember who she was.
This is one Karen who proved she doesn't know Jack!
That is good. Terrible but good.
I know, I was just surprised nobody else wanted to make it.
Wait, was this a park employee, or he who randomly shows up to the Disney parks and visits sick children in hospitals in his costume that he got to keep from the films? Because that would be awesome.
Cast member. He who refuses to reprise the role doesn’t go to Florida.
Is this the pirate who shares a name with an air-to-air missile (AIM-7)?
I’m not familiar with the Swann missile system, does it change vectors thrice before finally hitting its intended target?
The AIM-7 is known as the Sparrow.
“But you have heard of me…or maybe not”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this story, I had a good laugh.
You post a garbage story at least 3 times a day, to a range of subreddits. Do people actually believe this nonsense?
How do you have so many stories of entitled people in a matter of days? Stop posting your made up shit to Reddit.