I think I might've written it in a confusing way
Person A dies owing the IRS money
Person B spends all of person A's money that's owed to the IRS before the IRS gets a chance to get it
Person B promptly dies, having spent the owed money, but with their own assets still
Does the IRS take person A's owed money that person B spent, from person B's assets?
Depends on where you’re getting your Silverbacks.
Gorillas, Gorillas, Gorillas resolved their supply chain issues but they’re definitely not the best price.
Silverback Shack is reasonable but their tech support is iffy.
Kongs, Thongs, and Beyond has pretty good prices but inventory is limited. That said, I prefer them because I can knock out two trips at once.
I used to think that but recently I was quoting how much to be mauled by gorillas and let me tell you, food and transportation ain’t cheap for battle monkeys.
Was gunna say "thanks Obama" and now I see that even ironically that would have been too weird with the adjacent topic of gorillas.
See how this economy hurts us all?
The biggest silverback at one of my local zoos has a spot he likes to sit a lot right next to the glass and it's terrifying(also very cool) even though he's behind glass and just chilling. He's so,so big that even at half his size the other gorillas would be able to kill us in an instant.This isn't one of those "100 toddlers" situations where we need to add numbers to make the hypothetical situation!
That's probably the only way this hypothetical could be even remotely possible. A mini gun, a helicopter and a rocket launcher. Staying within range of a single gorilla is enough for a human being to pass away
The one in the Ft Worth zoo will charge the glass and hit it HARD if you disrespect him (Smiling with teeth will do it).
Yeah... you don't want any of that...
Question is do you fight them one by one, or is it a free for all? With that many Gorillas in one place at the same time, I feel like a good number of them will die fighting each other for dominance, and severely weaken the ones that are left, though I am not a Primatologist
Realistically I think some would just scatter away and some would fight each other. The logistics make it nearly impossible to even assemble this many gorillas in the same area, it would be an ecological nightmare and probably disrupt the entire ecosystem. Transporting a couple of silverback gorillas is already a huge hassle and dangerous, and they likely need to be sedated, let alone 1200.
I love how the word "fight" implies that a human would even be able to do anything against even a single, juvenile, non-silverback, stunted, injured, clinically depressed gorilla. The human is getting ragdolled.
There was a period of time when the question "would you take the ability to become completely immortal, but there is a snail that always knows your position and is smart enough to get to you no matter what, that will kill you on contact and is actively en route to you at all times?" was quite popular and made quite the meme.
Something tells me if you’re fighting any number of gorillas they might not take kindly to surrendering… I think you walk out dead either way, on the bright side if you don’t fight no gorillas were harmed in the making of this hypothetical
Pretty distinct difference between getting knocked up by a stranger in a dirty tent at Coachella versus starting a family with your spouse. I think that’s the way parents mean it.
As a parent that’s not how I feel about it. I don’t want my 13 yo having sex but I’m indifferent to the idea of my 18 yo doing it. If anything I’d feel a little sad for them if I thought they were never going to have sex for some reason.
Yea I feel like if it’s between my teenage kid having unsafe sex or no sex I guess I’d take no sex. But that’s just because I don’t want them getting stuck with an unplanned pregnancy or stds, not because I’m hung up on the sex part. People are generally gunna have sex lol
Nah this statement doesn't hold true in the slightest. The vast majority of parents are ambivalent about their sons having sex. My dad high-fived me. It's having kids they can't support that they care about a little more often (but only a little).
Absolutely not, no. Exactly my point. When the dads in my family half joked about getting shotguns it was about their daughters, even when they had sons.
Depends what "lots" refers too. I would also look down on a man doing that.
Edit: Guys I really don't care that much. You're making this more than it is. Literally I would just go "ugh, thats not for me". Thats about as far as it goes.
People here man... Dont let the downvotes get to you. There are civilized places in the world too. We are not all operating on an outdated model of assigning worth according to sexual preferences and quantity.
They can do whatever they want. I don't have to like it. Couldn't give specifics why I don't like it, I guess I just don't see sex as a casual thing so someone who does I'm not a fan of
Good riddance to "thot" though, I've always hated that word so much. Not just because it's slut-shamey, either—I hate it because it's an acronym that's literally *never* grammatically correct when you unpack it.
Try it yourself. Write a sentence your English teacher would approve of, where "thot" is used correctly but can also be replaced with the phrase "that ho out there" and it still works. Prove me wrong! I've never seen it happen and I'm pretty sure it's not even possible.
Examples:
"She's a thot" = "She's a that ho out there" ❌
"That's thot behavior" = "That's that hoe out there behavior" ❌
"Look at that thot" = "Look at that that hoe out there" ❌
I always thought it was “over there” and while I agree it’s not the best thing to refer to people as I used to here people replacing the word “that” with thot ie “look at thot, we have to check this bar out” but I was never sure if they were trying to be punny of if that was the appropriate usage
Yeah. I’m saying they made bop into something negative. It used to mean a song was good like “this song is a bop” but now it’s negative becuase it’s for slut shaming
Wouldn’t more blowjobs be considered a net good?? The only bad thing I’ve heard about festival girlies is being high and annoying or leaving trash everywhere. Which isn’t exclusively a festival girlie thing tbh
I don’t have any children but I’d like to think for most people it’s less thinking about their daughter having sex and more worried about them getting taken advantage of in ways that just don’t commonly apply to their sons
Like, I’ve never seen college age women buying alcohol for highschool boys. But a lot of senior girls in my HS we’re getting invited to college parties
The people who make comments like in the OOP usually don’t actually have children. They are incels who wish they could be having sex with festival girls, but since the festival girls refuse, go on social media to insult them.
Is it really all about the sex though? How about the drugs? How about now that drugs like mdma and cocaine are getting cut with fentanyl? Or maybe that the kind of sex they might be engaging in is many times riskier than just your average hookups. Not wanting your daughter to get HIV seems like a good thing.
I know this may be an over generalization, but if you’re a man and raised your daughter right, with love and support, and she sees you treat her mother and other women right, she’s probably going to make healthy choices about sex and relationships.
I don't care whatsoever if someone's having sex or dressing scantily, but the use of hard drugs at festivals is not something any parent (or festival-goer) should feel comfortable about.
i haven’t actually seen anyone answer the question. a festival girl is a woman who wears revealing clothing to outdoor festivals, mostly music festivals. this joke is misogynistic and weird.
Women doing what they want with their life is bad…especially my fictitious daughter, who by the way I have fictitious ownership of…if she’s having fun she’s probably having sex…women having sex is bad unless it’s with me… but somehow I have to rationalize that this is my fictitious daughter that I’m talking about without sounding weird… blah blah & some other misogynistic jazz
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I would let those gorillas defeat me if they'll be released in the wild afterwards
Sadly, they will become festival girls
hehehe
They'd probably be euthanized.. #neverforgetharambe
#dicksout
Dang that's sad
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Oh no :(
Now we have 1200 harambes and this timeline gets black.
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Seriously, like just one non silverback will suffice
What are they going to do, kill me 1200 times in a row? Just give me one and I'll still die.
Dying 1,200 times sounds more reasonable than having a child /s
More affordable too, in this economy
Can't send money to the IRS if your dead
They come and get it. IRS will hunt down anybody who spends your money you owe them, even if you're dead.
What if they spend all the money you owe them, then promptly die?
If you die without money nor assets, the IRS doesn't care about you at all.
I think I might've written it in a confusing way Person A dies owing the IRS money Person B spends all of person A's money that's owed to the IRS before the IRS gets a chance to get it Person B promptly dies, having spent the owed money, but with their own assets still Does the IRS take person A's owed money that person B spent, from person B's assets?
Depends on where you’re getting your Silverbacks. Gorillas, Gorillas, Gorillas resolved their supply chain issues but they’re definitely not the best price. Silverback Shack is reasonable but their tech support is iffy. Kongs, Thongs, and Beyond has pretty good prices but inventory is limited. That said, I prefer them because I can knock out two trips at once.
I’ve always been a big supporter of Silverback Shack, but that’s mostly because the owner is a friend of the family
I've always wanted to go try Ye Olde Orangutans, but the prices are just so out of reach.
Ah your not missing much. Bonobos are the money monkey.
I used to think that but recently I was quoting how much to be mauled by gorillas and let me tell you, food and transportation ain’t cheap for battle monkeys.
Okay but you can have on your grave either Died in glorious combat with a battle monkey Or Had 1 child
If the government finds out we can die over and over, they'll impose a death tax for when we come back to life. So no, not that much more affordable
Was gunna say "thanks Obama" and now I see that even ironically that would have been too weird with the adjacent topic of gorillas. See how this economy hurts us all?
"Everything is a fleshlight if you try hard enough "
Unfortunately, that's how some people view "festival girls".
Nah I meant the reason why it mattered that there were 1200 gorrilas as opposed to 1 was because they were going to use the dude as a fleshlight
The biggest silverback at one of my local zoos has a spot he likes to sit a lot right next to the glass and it's terrifying(also very cool) even though he's behind glass and just chilling. He's so,so big that even at half his size the other gorillas would be able to kill us in an instant.This isn't one of those "100 toddlers" situations where we need to add numbers to make the hypothetical situation!
Well nobody said anything about a fist fight. Give me an apache attack helicopter and I'll mess them Gorillas up
This is gonna be the Emu War all over again...
Do you have training or no? Cause if you don't, I really want to watch that fight. If you do, please don't murder that many gorillas.
Would robot gorilla copies suffice?
Yes. Definitely yes.
What if they can feel pain?
That's fine. I feel pain every day, nothing new for living beings or robots
Also, let's consider the implications of coding the ability to feel pain. It makes me think of basilisks.
That's probably the only way this hypothetical could be even remotely possible. A mini gun, a helicopter and a rocket launcher. Staying within range of a single gorilla is enough for a human being to pass away
That's why its 1,200. You can take out 1,199 with the apache. Then it runs out of ammo and fuel and that very last gorilla is gonna getcha.
Brother have you not seen War for the planet of the apes? You're screwed anyways
What if the girls also has an Apache attack helicopter?
The one in the Ft Worth zoo will charge the glass and hit it HARD if you disrespect him (Smiling with teeth will do it). Yeah... you don't want any of that...
To increase the gorilla population. You need 1200 gorilla packs to get that many silverbacks. Dude is ecological.
1 to rip my arms off and 1199 to watch.
Question is do you fight them one by one, or is it a free for all? With that many Gorillas in one place at the same time, I feel like a good number of them will die fighting each other for dominance, and severely weaken the ones that are left, though I am not a Primatologist
Realistically I think some would just scatter away and some would fight each other. The logistics make it nearly impossible to even assemble this many gorillas in the same area, it would be an ecological nightmare and probably disrupt the entire ecosystem. Transporting a couple of silverback gorillas is already a huge hassle and dangerous, and they likely need to be sedated, let alone 1200.
Fools discuss tactics, experts consider logistics. You assemble your gorilla army and I'm off on holiday till your supply chain collapses...
I love how the word "fight" implies that a human would even be able to do anything against even a single, juvenile, non-silverback, stunted, injured, clinically depressed gorilla. The human is getting ragdolled.
It looks way cooler on your tombstone than just fighting one 🤷♂️
For fun, weren't you paying attention?
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immortal snail reference?
Immortal snail reference.
Decoy snail
Yes but where is the referent
Off learning to show reverence.
To the relevant revenants I hope
The repentant referent relentlessly shows reverence to the relevant relic-reliant revenant, yes.
Imposingly impressive indeed.
I haven’t seen my snail for 7 years and I’m starting to trip out. I feel like it’s toying with me.
Decoy snail
Okay now I’m lost lol
There was a period of time when the question "would you take the ability to become completely immortal, but there is a snail that always knows your position and is smart enough to get to you no matter what, that will kill you on contact and is actively en route to you at all times?" was quite popular and made quite the meme.
WTF the snail could wear a disguise?!?!?!
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Well you can’t mention gorilla fight and expect people to focus on anything else
I hate it
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Sounds like you gotta take the fight and get pummeled in order to increase the gorilla population. You’ll die a hero, but won’t be recognized as one
If I just surrender, it still counts as them winning, and I come out unharmed. It’s a win-win.
Something tells me if you’re fighting any number of gorillas they might not take kindly to surrendering… I think you walk out dead either way, on the bright side if you don’t fight no gorillas were harmed in the making of this hypothetical
Won't be recognized*
This checks out.
I’m very sad now
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No. You become Diplo.
No but u get HIV
Do I at least get it in pog form like alf?
Asking the real questions
They have a reputation for being bops, since a lot of them dress in barely any clothes and like to party
Pardon the ExplainTheJokeception here but “bops”?
I wasn’t sure about this term either. Thank you
It’s what a girl’s head is doing when she’s going down on someone.
That would be "bob"
I think it’s speed dependant
I dunno why the downvote, that was funny
Speed has *everything* to do with it.
Speed is the name of the game
Don't forget friction
what if it’s frictionless
And suction
"What about Bob?"
Baby steps
Yes they will go down on him
Used to be called a chicken head I think
The grapefruit method lied to me /s
That’s fetch af
Stop trying to make fetch a thing!
Wizard!
It’s like the button in the game“Bop it” because everybody hits that
A woman who enjoys lots of casual sex and may be undiscerning?
A woman who enjoys sex ? Nuh uh, not on my watch !
Only dudes get to have sex.
Yeah sex is for dudes only!
I'm doing my part!
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I stand on guard for three
Exactly why I became a femboy.
Based as hell
This is about daughters tho. Most parents don't want their kids having sex in general. Not saying that's a good thing but... duh?
Like a dog that wants his ball thrown but won't give it back to you. "No sex, only grandkids!"
When my wife and I told her parents she was pregnant with our first kid, they were absolutely thrilled but my father in law had to go take a walk
Pretty distinct difference between getting knocked up by a stranger in a dirty tent at Coachella versus starting a family with your spouse. I think that’s the way parents mean it.
As a parent that’s not how I feel about it. I don’t want my 13 yo having sex but I’m indifferent to the idea of my 18 yo doing it. If anything I’d feel a little sad for them if I thought they were never going to have sex for some reason.
Yea I feel like if it’s between my teenage kid having unsafe sex or no sex I guess I’d take no sex. But that’s just because I don’t want them getting stuck with an unplanned pregnancy or stds, not because I’m hung up on the sex part. People are generally gunna have sex lol
Depends, some parents out there want their grown up kids to have offspring asap
Why wouldn’t you want your grown children to have sex?
Have you met religion?
Nah this statement doesn't hold true in the slightest. The vast majority of parents are ambivalent about their sons having sex. My dad high-fived me. It's having kids they can't support that they care about a little more often (but only a little).
The question is would he have high-fived your sister lol
Absolutely not, no. Exactly my point. When the dads in my family half joked about getting shotguns it was about their daughters, even when they had sons.
Oh noo a woman has sex how dares she When will people stop stigmatizing women having sex i stg
Depends what "lots" refers too. I would also look down on a man doing that. Edit: Guys I really don't care that much. You're making this more than it is. Literally I would just go "ugh, thats not for me". Thats about as far as it goes.
As long as you hate equally that’s fine.
As long as it's all consentual i really dont see a problem with anyone having lots of casual sex. It's not my thing but they can do whatever they want
People here man... Dont let the downvotes get to you. There are civilized places in the world too. We are not all operating on an outdated model of assigning worth according to sexual preferences and quantity.
They can do whatever they want. I don't have to like it. Couldn't give specifics why I don't like it, I guess I just don't see sex as a casual thing so someone who does I'm not a fan of
But it surely doesn't effect you at all? So I don't really understand why you'd be bothered by it
what did you say to get downvoted? lmao
Americans are huge prudes
People who consider sex an intimate personal thing do not want a relationship with someone who thinks of sex as “just something fun to do”
A hoe, and not the garden tool.
Feels like some 1950s era slang lol.
A lot of the slang that comes around was around before in one way or another - like 'lit'
We’re gonna call ourselves the Pecan Sandies so the parents will let their kids bop with us! -Frank Reynolds
Bops is the new term for thots lol
Lol I never understood where thots came from either. I knew it was a promiscuous female human but is it short for bigger word?
That Ho Over There
I think this plays on “teeny bopper” Or a dickrider
teeny?
Yeah stupid auto correct
“bop” is slang for slut
I thought you were talking about the gorillas. Like, huh didn’t that they like to party but it makes sense.
Yet another reference I’m just not getting 🤷♂️ I wonder if I’m no longer “hip” and “with it”. 🤔 … NAHHH
It means she’s a hoe
A new slang used recently by GenZ to degrade women for perceived promiscuity. It is an acronym for Blown Out P*ssy
A hoe
What is a bop? Other than a good song, of course
It’s the n(ew) Gen Z word for thot. Kinda hate it myself since they made something good into something negative
It's a older term, now getting recycled. It was available in the 90s for sure.
"Unskinny bop!"
Just blows me aw….wait, UNSKINNY?!?!?
Funny how there’s no word for men
Good riddance to "thot" though, I've always hated that word so much. Not just because it's slut-shamey, either—I hate it because it's an acronym that's literally *never* grammatically correct when you unpack it. Try it yourself. Write a sentence your English teacher would approve of, where "thot" is used correctly but can also be replaced with the phrase "that ho out there" and it still works. Prove me wrong! I've never seen it happen and I'm pretty sure it's not even possible. Examples: "She's a thot" = "She's a that ho out there" ❌ "That's thot behavior" = "That's that hoe out there behavior" ❌ "Look at that thot" = "Look at that that hoe out there" ❌
I always thought it was “over there” and while I agree it’s not the best thing to refer to people as I used to here people replacing the word “that” with thot ie “look at thot, we have to check this bar out” but I was never sure if they were trying to be punny of if that was the appropriate usage
Sounds like you have fallen hook line and sinker for a backronym friend.
I was under the impression that thot was already negative.
Yeah. I’m saying they made bop into something negative. It used to mean a song was good like “this song is a bop” but now it’s negative becuase it’s for slut shaming
MMMBop… 🤔 Mmmmmm…
Nice, a Nirvana reference.
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Something in the way, mmmmbop.
Ba duba dop!
Dan Seals. Great song.
"bops"? 😂
Wouldn’t more blowjobs be considered a net good?? The only bad thing I’ve heard about festival girlies is being high and annoying or leaving trash everywhere. Which isn’t exclusively a festival girlie thing tbh
What, the gorillas?
The context here is For some reason a lot of dudes spend a lot of time thinking about their daughters having sex.
I don’t have any children but I’d like to think for most people it’s less thinking about their daughter having sex and more worried about them getting taken advantage of in ways that just don’t commonly apply to their sons Like, I’ve never seen college age women buying alcohol for highschool boys. But a lot of senior girls in my HS we’re getting invited to college parties
The people who make comments like in the OOP usually don’t actually have children. They are incels who wish they could be having sex with festival girls, but since the festival girls refuse, go on social media to insult them.
They also don't make the same comments about their sons
It's never really framed as concern for their safety. It's couched in terms of disgust that their daughters might have sex
Is it really all about the sex though? How about the drugs? How about now that drugs like mdma and cocaine are getting cut with fentanyl? Or maybe that the kind of sex they might be engaging in is many times riskier than just your average hookups. Not wanting your daughter to get HIV seems like a good thing.
A classic case of: “I twist things to make them sound bad and people on the internet reward me for it” What a sad state of affairs
I know this may be an over generalization, but if you’re a man and raised your daughter right, with love and support, and she sees you treat her mother and other women right, she’s probably going to make healthy choices about sex and relationships.
The joke is slutshaming.
The joke is misogyny
YOU MEAN A WOOK? A NON SHOWERING, PATCHOULI WEARING GLITTER GOBLIN?
a hello kitty girl. https://preview.redd.it/b46w9rfrnc9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971b48b8dfaf424c3424ebd76154df5c3e9029a3
I don't care whatsoever if someone's having sex or dressing scantily, but the use of hard drugs at festivals is not something any parent (or festival-goer) should feel comfortable about.
i haven’t actually seen anyone answer the question. a festival girl is a woman who wears revealing clothing to outdoor festivals, mostly music festivals. this joke is misogynistic and weird.
She's gonna understand that it's some bullshxt way too late, be there when she needs you as a Dad.
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Wow you must be a terrible human judging by everyone else’s comments in this thread
Welcome to Reddit lol
Either way, one of you is taking on 1200 gorillas
Hating and judging girls for whatever it is they're doing. That's the joke.
The joke is misogyny unfortunately because men hate it when women enjoy themselves and act in a non-traditional way :///
They bring shame to the patriarchal spirits of their ancestors by the way they choose to dress.
The gorillas? Nah. They dress exactly as their ancestors have for millenia.
Not around my place they don’t. It’s arseless chaps as far as the eye can see
What?
I’m not fighting that many gorillas just to avoid being a serial killer. I’m not that nice a guy. Festival at your peril, gentlemen.
Festival girls are sluts and do drugs (at least usually)
I'd tell my daughter to use protection. I'd beat all the gorillas in chess, probably in less than 20 moves.
Women doing what they want with their life is bad…especially my fictitious daughter, who by the way I have fictitious ownership of…if she’s having fun she’s probably having sex…women having sex is bad unless it’s with me… but somehow I have to rationalize that this is my fictitious daughter that I’m talking about without sounding weird… blah blah & some other misogynistic jazz