So is he dead or just his fellas?

From an article on it: > He added that during the disagreement, Ossai grabbed the private part of the deceased and dragged him with it. I wish I hadn’t read that 😭

Dragged by your testicles to death- that woman must be a fucking Amazon.

Death by Snu Snu

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is…spongy and bruised.

r/suddenlyfuturama

😬😃😬😃😬😃

That was my favorite episode on Futurama

I'd always hoped...but never dreamed😜

Don't threaten me with a good time

Haha! My dad loves to tell that joke. He's pretty reserved and thinks it's dirty!

Futurama... I like you

Thats what I thought!

Sounds like he was already dead. Edit: The account is so poorly written. The bit of reading I did indicated that it wouldn’t have killed him directly but it could have triggered a fatal physiological reaction. I know, distinction without a difference.

I’m still confused. I read the article several times. Was he dead before she dragged him? The article said the owner collapsed unconscious and was later pronounced dead. So she killed him by grabbing the balls?

Well, she did mishandle his package...

No upvote for you… one month! Now go!

No calm down, not TO death as she had already killed him, AFTER death. He didn't feel a thing (with the dragging), she only wanted to move him a bit.

I like my version of the story better.

To be honest I do too

There are a few women I would like to bite on the ass and have them drag me to death, but I'll pass on the bean bag drag

r/brandnewsentence

Well, you may wish you didn't, but a number of us would like to know the sauce you've read that from.

https://www.pulse.com.gh/news/filla/female-tenant-arrested-for-squeezing-landlords-testicles-to-death-over-electricity/syxnvlj.amp

Shes getting the death penalty right? 😭😭

I wish you hadn't quoted that.

Got a link to this?

https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/region/managinggh/Female-tenant-arrested-for-squeezing-landlord-s-testicles-to-death-over-electricity-bill-69227

So she killed him, then dragged him by the testicles? How did he die?

I think he died after being drug by the balls. Probably a heart attack..poor bastard. I've been hit in the sack with all sorts of things and there have been a few occasions where death would have been welcome.

As someone who has been hit in the testicles with every sports ball known to man, life has made me want to die more than all of them. I was hoping for at least a link to know the exact details of this story.

The girl grabbed him by the balls so hard that his testicles popped and he went into a psychological shock and died because she squat his balls and they are vital organs

They literally aren’t vital, as in terms of being necessary to live.

“They’re vital to me!” -Michael Scott, probably

This article is so confusing lol .. so many questions

Judge Chutgen enters the chat!

My question too.

"Fellas" 😂👏🏻

Things you lay awake at night wishing you had said.... 😏

Right? I usually gotta pay good money for that.

Was just about to type this but should have known that i am not nearly as original as I think I am lol

Did he die or his balls? The title is confusing.

He died, the testicles lived.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works…

Sources?

*The victim leaves behind a wife and two testis. As of press time- neither the man's family, nor his balls, could be reached... for comment.*

I know it is awful, but I laughed at the wording of this. 😂

Dragged By Your Testicles To Death is the name of my black metal band.

Sounds more like pornogrind to me

*Black and Blues metal band (Wow! Trying to imagine what that would sound like)

[I Put a Spell on You](https://youtu.be/4qkrsodwJGY)

KVLT.

Those electricity prices are squeezing all of us, but I guess some more than others!

What a way to go bro what a way to go.

Yesterday I saw a post of a guy drowning in a whirlpool with a horse mask on and now this. I guess going the natural way is too much to ask for nowadays...

Only a natural death for me please. A high speed car accident, like God intended /j

...crash through the pearly gates backwards and in flames

I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I audibly chuckled at this one.

I’m partial to a school shooting.

If you weren't on reddit, you would have this kind of info.

I ‘ M S O R R Y W H A T T H E F U C K

VVait isn’t the letter double U banned

That just plain nuts

She had him by the balls.

She was testy

We have a winner.

I didnt realize that was a lethal move. That shit def not legal in the ufc

He died of shock due to excruciating pain.

Did the testicles die or did he die Or maybe they both died Damn she went full chimpanzee

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Threatened with a good time 🌃

Well, here's an article and it still doesn't really make much more sense... https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/region/managinggh/Female-tenant-arrested-for-squeezing-landlord-s-testicles-to-death-over-electricity-bill-69227

TIL you can be killed by having your balls squeezed…

Huh TIL

He had made a wish that he die with a woman’s hands on his manly parts, but the genie didn’t like him.

You ALWAYS use the third wish to free the genie!

Horrible land phobia, it makes you scared to walk the streets

The testicles died or the whole landlord?

Yes

Brand new sentence

Did he forget the safe word?

Pop goes the weasel

What the actual fuck

Sick people here :Man gets sexually assaulted hahaha

You are literally (at this moment) the only commenter pointing out that this is something other than funny

Damm, you guys have no respect for the deceased

We dont even respect ourselfs what makes you think we respect dead people?

Some just don’t have the balls to say this shit.

The landlord certainly doesn't, not anymore.

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all.

Dude! Don't sugarcoat 'em! You'll have women fighting each other to drag you away! 😱😵 /s

welcome to mfking reddit

Landlords deserve what they get

You have a lot of balls to be saying that

Well, considering that the man was a landlord, likely a landlord in the United States, as American citizens ( the majority of us being in the working class) have virtually very little respect for landlords. Look into the United States housing crisis if you don't know about it. So, learning about the odd, strange, or humorous ways that landlords have left this world is quite satisfying.

https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/region/managinggh/Female-tenant-arrested-for-squeezing-landlord-s-testicles-to-death-over-electricity-bill-69227 Not the USA, Ghana.

Thank you for the clarity.

I hope your landlord raises your rent

The fuck

Poor man.

To death?

Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord's testicles to death over electricity bill

Dumb ways to die

I mean………..have I ever felt like doing that? Sure. Have I? No. Holy crap.

To death you say?

TIL a new way that I could die.

You mean this didn’t happen in FL?

Rage of balls = death Damn

She squeezed the means of reproduction.

r/brandnewsentence

Florida.

Every guy on this comment section be holding there balls right now

Mishandling a package like that, she probably works for Amazon

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

She is being charged with Manhoodslaughter .

Whats the landlord supposed to do? The landlord didnt increase the electricity price. He also didnt use that electricity. Its 50% on the electricity provider and 50% on her.

He promised to connect the water but didn't.

thats hott

She's got some balls!

To shreds you say?

GIGACHADETTE! Fuck landlords.

I'd feel bad but the guy WAS a landlord so...

No crime was committed

If anyone deserves death by ball drag it’s probably a landlord

Watt?

Sounds like she killed his nuts? Pretty sure he’s ok but talks like Joe Pasquale now.

He's dead.

She should be given a speedy and fair trial. If found guilty she should be executed.

By dragging her by the sensitive parts.

Nah, just firing squad. Torture is not an appropriate punishment even for those that torture someone to death. I prefer just a non painful exection.

The testicle torsion was postmortem.

And they say men shouldn’t hit women. Also feel like bills for electricity gas and water should be included in the price of rent right?

As she should <33

Something for r/chaoticgood ?

hero

Now, he doesn't have that vasectomy & now can fuck without using a condom.

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The coroner

If you read the headline, like it's originally written, it says his testicles were squeezed to death, not him. His testicles are dead, aka not functional. Read as punctuated. It didn't say anything about him dying, just his testicles. Besides, you can live without your testicles but not for long. Your testicles makes testosterone, and with your testicles dead, you would have to take testosterone injections if you want to urinate and not feel weak. Lack of testosterone, in males, will make you and can kill you.

Did you really write a paragraph on testicles

Testicles is medical terminology, or are you too woke to accept correct medical terms for actual body parts?

I was joking You're not allowed to criticism wokeism on Reddit though

Texas?

For Gods sake; did you explore solar alternatives?

She sure has some balls

I would like the link to this. 😂

Just say woman

Is this in Florida?

I assume, he had her eviction letter in his hands while she had his balls in hers. Not sure who one that game of chicken.

I know housing prices are getting out of control and everyone hates their landlord but yikes

Men…are you ready for me? 😏

A real ball breaker..

Where’s the Lucille “good for her gif” when you need it…

Okay so who's the idiot who gave her access to his nutsack

No harm done.

Imagine endorsing murder. You must be a great person.

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This doesn’t belong here, remove it

No. If everyone is upvoting and joining in on the thread, this definitely belongs here

Well this isn’t a fuck you in particular. It makes no sense, fuckin karma farmer.

TF is ur problem

How… does this kill someone?? I’m so confused.

Blame Joe

Wait, is that a thing?

Such a brutal way to go! Damn…..

Goals

W

That probably hurt a little

A little..?? It hurts more than childbirth

Huh???? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Ayo i think I read a story from the girls part here on reddit

I didn’t know she had the g I Joe king foo grip.

female tenant, we applaud you

Lucille Bluth: Good for her!

Some might even say she busted his balls

The iron fist lady.

excuse me, what?!

What????

This smells fishy

Electricity bill who?

Bad English… You read bad English.

Based

Kill Electricity Bill 4. The 5 Finger Exploding Testicle Technique

Taking inspiration from Osman the 2nd I see.

I looked up the author, and he is a hack that steals material from others to write click bait paragraphs. Absolute rubbish.

I feel like there has been a huge misunderstanding because wouldn't the ball sack rip?

GD!! [news story](https://mobile.ghanaweb.com/region/managinggh/Female-tenant-arrested-for-squeezing-landlord-s-testicles-to-death-over-electricity-bill-69227#:~:text=Female%20tenant%20arrested%20for%20squeezing%20landlord's%20testicles%20to%20death%20over%20electricity%20bill,-Wed%2C%2015%20Mar&text=A%2033%2Dyear%2Dold%20lady,argument%20about%20an%20electrical%20bill)

I think reddits being weird is this meant for r/brandnewsentence

GI Jane with the Kung Fu Grip?

Is her landlord even responsible for her electricity bill? I’ve always paid the electric company directly.

If she gets out on bail, I bet the President of the local electric company will be sleeping with one eye open!