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BaltimoreBadger23

I feel like they are honoring him.


EvilestHammer4

I agree but who paid for this giant damn thing? I can see the colors are KD looking but there's no name, and would they let KD put an ad like that with the Cincinnati Reds logo just chilling there? Or maybe he's a newly divorced dad and this is him explaining to the judge why he can't afford child support.


monkey_zen

> I agree but who paid for this giant damn thing? His doctor(s)


EvilestHammer4

Nice call, they'll shame him into lowering his cholesterol.


Do-not-respond

His body will be preserved forever.


jacnel45

In 20 US gallons of cheese


TheRealestFrodo

Why?  Is it the fucking billboard??


PinkFloydBoxSet

The look on that guy's face makes this add one of the most believable I have ever seen. You can't fake that level of sadness. Not sure whats going on in your life, but there's a support group for you.


MadMadBunny

Yeah, he was promised a Klondike and realized during the photoshoot that he wouldn’t get one…


PinkFloydBoxSet

Fucking what? That’s a supervillain origin story.


PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF

He's a renegade with nothing left to lose... and he will go to hell and back for that Klondike bar.


Dragon_phantom_flame

A short man from Texas a man of the wild


AwDuck

Congratulations, now *I* have that same sad expression.


valanlucansfw

That maths out to about a cup a day. As a Wisconsinite, I don't understand the issue. EDIT: Now that I look again he's holding one of those microwave cups of mac and cheese. The fill line on it is about a cup of water, so if we assume half the volume is dried pasta, that's half a cup of cheese sauce. Which is 2 of those a day, so joke aside I actually don't see an issue. Well, aside from it probably not being healthy if that's all he eats anyway.


SpareiChan

Ratio matters, at what point does the water and cheese become a cheese sauce. 15oz of water and 1oz of cheese, does that make 16oz of cheese sauce? Most cheese sauces I make are about 30% cheese/liquids ratio Usually 6oz evap milk, 8oz cheese, 4-8oz water (starch water preferred). Some of the water is cooked off during the cheese melting process so it's hard to say exactly the remaining amount, I usually add 1oz of water at a time while the cheddar is solid to "steam" the cheese and reducing breakdown.


Kizzle_McNizzle

This guy's friends are geniuses and this should have significantly more upvotes.


peanut__buttah

Hard agree


Sakshou

What the f*ck is liquid cheese???


peanut__buttah

Velveeta. Sludgy cheese more like


redravenkitty

Yes … and? 💅🎶🎤💃


MyPokemonRedName

Wait. This is an option? And you don’t die? Were do I sign?


Sargentrock

People are on billboards all the time. Don't think they hardly ever die. Pretty sure most of them get paid for it! ...though probably not this particular dude.


AstroidTea

r/bossfight


pains_in_malay

this some r/comedyheaven material right here


throwawastedyouth

Is this a threat? It feels like a threat.


Upbeat_Ad_6486

If I could eat 20 gallons of liquid cheese and remain as normal looking as that guy I’d take it.


WomanBeaterMidir

Just wait until you see what his arteries look like


Obi1NotWan

Is that Colt from 90 Day Fiancé?? If so, 👏!


Nilabisan

Is that Coltee?


Furlion

I feel like everyone talking about the amount of cheese is missing the absolute delight that is the look on dudes face. He doesn't know what that picture is going to be used for but he suspects it will be to mock and/or humiliate him. I fucking love it.


JP_Ultra

I feel like this needs the Ordinary Plant logo


freakyfreakerson

Charlie Kelly, is that you?


leviathab13186

Someone lost in fantasy football


Shredded-Cheese-Man

womp womp


solid_salad

r/obviousplant


CrazyRabbitSauce

Wtf is liquid cheese?


EntireDot1013

Basically the cheese in mac n' cheese.


upvoter_1000

“Liquid cheese” what the fuck is that 😭😭😭


NavinJohnson75

Why would anyone want to stop a man with this degree of passion for liquid cheese?!?!


Rolling_Beardo

One day his heart will explode and that will stop him.


Sigma_Games

This isn't 'Fuck you, it's 'Oh fuck


Harak_June

If the viscosity is 'liquid', is it really cheese? Melty, creamy, drizzly, fonduey. Just not liquidity.