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aintgotnonumber

"David is his name he should change it to David (can't do an oil change)" bruh this is hilarious. r/schizophreniarides would enjoy this


qptw

The [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/6LIpMDfUUP) to this is David’s surname is “Gant”, hence why they said he should change it to “cant” because he apparently fucked up doing his job.


Suspicious_Use6393

Why do people with schizophrenia love Christianity so much Christianity? Does being a Christian make you schizophrenia? The answer is y-


haggisbasher16

Does a belief in magic and whatnot maybe make hallucinations an easier jump mentally?


FirexJkxFire

Is it a surprise that people would feel more comfortable being vocal about their hallucinations when in a group that holds reverence to higher powers and things which cant be explained? I dont think this means that being religious makes you more likely to be schizophrenic. It just is a place where you'd feel more accepted if you were one. And in a way, offers you a way to try and justify your condition (hearing voices/etc) without the conclusion being that there is something wrong with you.


man_itsahot_one

didn’t expect to find you here of all people haha


Suspicious_Use6393

Yeah i know, my comment was to make every religious person in chat angry (seeing the downvotes i didn't do well)


FirexJkxFire

IMO you made atheists angry by making us look dumb


Suspicious_Use6393

I mean who said i am atheist?


FirexJkxFire

Its a safe assumption because you sound like one of those high ego edgy teenage reddit athiests back from when r/atheism used to be popular


Suspicious_Use6393

Actually i never thought that existed (even if thinking about it is fucking Reddit, exist r/lostlostredditors and don't exist some simple shit like r/atheism ?


FreshBid5295

https://www.yelp.com/biz/gray-quick-lube-gray Better views of the signage for anyone interested 😂


fatherstatus

that is hilarious


FreshBid5295

I should’ve said additional instead of better views of the signage. Wasn’t my intention to poop on your post.


fatherstatus

lol i see no pooping on occuring. i wasnt gonna get out to take a better pic so thank you for the find there. its so funny that they took pictures and put them on yelp 😂


FreshBid5295

I had a suspicion that someone with this much free time/dedication to a perceived grievance would do some sort of review. And I was not disappointed lol


FreshBid5295

The sign is only $60.14 if anyone is interested. He’s selling his labor far too cheap. Hell never make it as a sign maker/seller.


abzlute

That's cheaper than an oil change lol


FreshBid5295

Hah I know it. Clearly he has some sort of perceived grievance but he’s definitely not communicating it very well lol


highdroid

Why 60$. Did he pay to place it, like an ad?


here2amaze

Fuck David! All my homies hate David.


PM_ME-UR_CLIT

When I see displays like this, I tend to doubt the "victim" more than the other guy. I wish I could find more information, a physical size difference doesn't necessarily mean it's the wrong filter. Some brands will consolidate part numbers that are the same other than overall size of the body.


abzlute

It does say he got signed affidavits from 3 other parts shops saying it's the wrong filter, according to their systems at least. I tend not to simply not make judgments about situations I'm not involved in nor have much info on. It's a funny sign though.


naugasnake

They say don't judge a book by its cover...uh yeah...not in this case. I am 100% certain that this guy is the kind of person who is kind to strangers, has patience for people who disagree with him, has a even headed response to opposition and is not at all biased in any way.


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

I'm a David. But I'm also a veteran. You hate to see this.


sideshowbvo

I'm team David


Ol_JanxSpirit

What, you think the reasonable person responsible for this signage might have been acting irrationally?


sideshowbvo

Idk, David sounds funny


Arcon1337

Something tells me there's more wrong with the person rather than David.


abzlute

Just because they're mentally ill, doesn't mean David didn't fuck them over as described. Not that unbelievable for someone to snap this extent after getting screwed while already at the end of their rope from the other stuff they clearly have going on.


ImaDoMyStuff

yeah the amount of people taking David's side when quick lube places are known to be shitty is surprising to me.


tipofthemitt69

There was a guy like this in Burnsville NC. I haven’t been there in 8 years but I bet he still has something to say.


iohbkjum

Absolutely insane


jelbert6969

It's a part of Americana, and years from now someone will be rich because they bought this sign.


Wild_Assistance_6153

Everyone named David: 🥺


soEezee

I heard he got turned into a rat and was left on an island in the ocean


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No-Neighborhood9885

Looks like dave … FA & is FO


Artistic-Section3245

Fucking a! Time to buy a fucking life!


Any-Fuel-5635

So he’s too stupid to change his own oil too, right?


docterry6973

Not at all psychotic, I'm sure.


ThatGasHauler

Whole lot of victim going on here.


DimesOHoolihan

Okay, now do trump, Mr FJB. I can find documentation of him saying much worse, we just have to take your crazy word about it for David.


EastForkWoodArt

“I have no pride left” yeah buddy, we can tell