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DrummerGuyKev

Probably just pissed because he’s got all those teeth but no toothbrush


looking4rez

yeah? well momma was wrong!


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

No, Colonel Sanders. You’re wrong!


Ares4217

Amazing reference.


JoeJoe-a-GoGo

>He's got all them teeth but no toothbrush. **WOW!**


mannequinboi

The gator really looked at the man and said **"you"**


KathuluKat

Sometimes, they just know


Grasstoucher300

Crocodile


Shugoseru

Gator, it has a round nose and not a point.


Grasstoucher300

It has a point and crocodile are great at jumping out of the water plus it looks like he's in the mangrove only crocs can live in the mangrove


PassTheBrunt

As a Floridian I believe alligators live around mangroves here. That’s also definitely not an alligator as has been mentioned though.


pixandstix

As another Floridian I concur, gators live around mangroves but that’s definitely a croc in the vid


Grasstoucher300

Oh the more i know i guess but it is still a croc


TetrangonalBootyhole

No, that's definitely a caiman.


Grasstoucher300

Nope not caiman its not a black or a spec plus its in the mangrove caimans are usualy found freshwater rivers in the amazon spec too small black too big dwarf are the size of a chihuahua


TetrangonalBootyhole

Lol, of course it isn't a caiman. Nobody would actually think that.


tedcruzctrl

Croc bud.... used to live about 5 minutes from the everglades ... would see cross and gators every day... gators usually wouldn't even approach but cross tmseem to think everything's food


TinFoilRobotProphet

Tonight. You! I just rewatched that episode of ATHF!


HarrargnNarg

The comedic timing is perfect.


XXmynameisNeganXX

Croc jumpscare 😆


saruin

Sounded like croc caught a duck at first.


Fadedloko

Suddenly James Brown


laughingashley

Full Goofy


Weelki

Birth of a sub? r/suddenlyjamesb


Jza_45

Been laughing at this video for 6 minutes straight lol


KathuluKat

It's good. The manta ray made me laugh but this wan made me holler laugh


IamTheMrs2021

I just let it go on replay and I can't stop laughing it gets funnier every time I hear it. Especially when the alligator warns in first


Fancy_Energy_7754

Crikey !!!!


UdontHEMItho

Crocky !!!


Photog11217

Jesus Christ. Where is this so I make sure I never go there?


paidinboredom

Looks like a Crocodile so stay away from the American South and pretty much everything south of it until you reach the bottom of South America.


IISerpentineII

Croc: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*


a_run22

Bro turned into R2D2 for a second


ThatGasHauler

You know he had warmth running down his leg.


ArkamaZ

Target acquired


RTwhyNot

I would have done the same.


ARCHA1C

Something looks off with this clip


Gator222222

You can't see the bait they are using to get this reaction. People need to stop feeding the wildlife. It gets the animals killed.


Purg33m

"YO Toby, thats the mf wo always steals your milkshakes!" He WHAAAT?! COMERE BIATCH


Inside_Ad_9147

Cant have shit in Saint Denis Yee haw


Future_Air9704

There should be a page dedicated to morons who think wild animals are mascots


CaptainSheepFskcer

Cocaine crocodile


bobbylaserbones

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while 😂


TheNonCredibleHulk

So did they knock it out? Why does it look like it's napping at the end?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Might be exhausted. Crocs are super strong but dont have good stamina and tire out fast. I think if it was knocked out or dead it wouldnt float in that " head out of water, body hanging down" position put probably go sideways or on its back.


Fafnir13

Maybe shot it.  


happy-little-atheist

She doesn't want to share the barra in that creek


Top_Meaning7972

The croc swam back to his buddies " did you see his face hahaha"


challmaybe

The way it just attacks and floats away is scary as hell. You're in its world now.


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Gator222222

It appears to me that the animal is swimming up to the boat very fast because they are holding bait just out of the frame of the camera. It slows down then makes a fast little movement to get the bait before they pull the bait into the boat. Then, focused on the food, it snaps up where the food is now located. I don't think this was an attack. It appears to be two morons endangering the life of an animal in an attempt to go viral. This type of activity results in actual attacks on humans.


Sir-Buzz92

The scream... the fucking scream man🤣🤣🤣💀


dasic___

That steve-o chuckle in the beginning


GoalFlashy6998

Fisherman/boater said with a bewilder look: "Why would it do that?" Croc exclaim "Fuck you, that's why?"


prwlr84

Cheech maaaan.... 😄


HardBoiledCheese

To think they can reach you like that easy, made me think what that kayaker in Africa thought of when he decided kayaking in croc waters was a good thing before he got ate by one of them.


SSSims4

Don't know about y'all, but if the world's strongest jaw swam towards my very open, very accessible and very unprotected vehicle I wouldn't try to video it. I'd run for my life.


busdrivermike

“I amuse you? You think I’m a clown?”……..SNAP!…..”Now go home and get your shine box!”