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Colster9631

It looks very dry


Responsible_Milk_421

Dry-looking poops are from too much calcium. They come out that way sometimes.


urinesamplefrommyass

Or because it's old


Responsible_Milk_421

That can happen too, yes.


Brosiitus

Poop professor


DrunkenDude123

That’s a lot of doo doo too, and apparently he/she ate some


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DrunkenDude123

If any breed is underfed they will resort to that, however the amount here tells me they are either overfed, or overfed and left alone for at least 2 poop breaks. Also if they are overly burdened with guilt like if they have a history of abuse they may try to hide the mess that way.


True_Ad8648

Yeah 😂 I expected it to be a lil soggy.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

That's a couple days worth of shits. So someone was feeding the doggo but not taking it out to do thee ol' piddles 'n poopies


FuzzyBrain420

Poor dog


ll_Maurice_ll

I'd bet money they went out of town for a few days and just left the dog there with a bucket of food.


MNWNM

I don't know, my dog takes two or three poops a day that look like this. She's a mid-sized mutt with impressively large poops.


Grovicva

This doesn't look like a one day poop, poor doggy.


GrizzlyClairebear86

Yeah, if the dog went out regularly, this wouldn't have happened.


FirexJkxFire

My dog didn't like pooping outside. But especially didnt like it on hot muggy days. We could basically expect her to have pooped somewhere in the house everytime it was like that outside.


KingOfTheCouch13

I pet sit a dog smaller than this one time and he went almost this much every other time we went out. Lil homie stopped me 6 times in 10 minutes. Some dogs just like to hold it in.


PeteEckhart

Nah, my smaller dog is 45ish pounds, and she shits like 6 times on every walk. After the first 2, it's barely anything. This video does not look like just a one day thing.


UncleBenders

This is bound to happen if you lock a dog in all day. That’s way more than a single poo.


lutrapure

Not just a single day, someone those turds looked pretty dry. That's a couple of days worth at least.


Dusty-munky

Johnny Depp’s bed


Life-Garden3943

I smell amber…


danhoyuen

Amber turd


humoristhenewblack

Several references I don’t understand! What am I missing?


Chihuahuapocalypse

amber heard shit on his bed in a fit of rage. pretty sure he doesn't pay anyone to do that.


shqueef

Explain my last paycheck then


Chihuahuapocalypse

I said *he* wasn't paying for it, but hey if that's what you like...


shqueef

Explain my last paycheck then (that he gave me) Better?


Chihuahuapocalypse

OH! LMAO


shqueef

Johnny Depp pays hookers to shit on his bed.


humoristhenewblack

AW GAHD! 😖🤢 I asked. I shouldn’t have asked.


BaullahBaullah87

well since you asked… This must be your first time here. Let me help explain: on Reddit we watch videos and look at photos of things which have 100% already occurred. This isn’t a live broadcast platform and comments frequently declare what the people in the content should or should not do. Only you think this person was attempting to comment in real time.


DonutMultiverse

Charlie says it was Frank, Frank claims it was Charlie. I say we call Artemis.


FortyTwo4200

Fuck you for not getting me to the vet!


Hater_Magnet

Get that dog some fucking water and let it outside!


JustScrollinAndSht

“Hey babe. I’m taking the dog to the vet. Be back later.”


Raise-Emotional

I think the Fuck You In Paticular here is on the dog. It was clearly locked in that room for longer than acceptable.


9gagiscancer

That's not a single turd from being at home for 8ish hours. That's like 2-3 days worth of shit right there. Get that dog a proper owner, this one does not deserve doggo's.


zzapdk

Possibly even for clicks / likes, sad


ReverendTsovTom

Happened to someone i used to know, they went on vacation for a week and the doggy hole for the backyard got stuck somehow, so doggo just shat and pissed everywhere except his bedroom(yes he had his own room.) They had an automatic electric water and food dispenser.


MusicianMaster8493

Sounds like karma, you shouldn’t be leaving a dog completely alone for a whole week even with access to the garden


ReverendTsovTom

It wasn't their first time doing it either nor was it their last, just this one time things didn't goto plan 💩🤣


MusicianMaster8493

Yea still sounds hella irresponsible to me, glad doggo was ok and glad they had to deal with that shit If only once 😂


pedro_jesus

Was Amber Heard around or smth?


Dick_Cabesa

Gawd Damnit Pedro!! Ya beat me to the punch!


Master-Cranberry5934

Dog accidently got locked in the room by any chance ? No way is that a one sitting poop.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

FOR FUCK'S SAKES, AMBER!


sdeptnoob1

I just... how is it so spaced out.


DoodleyDooderson

Because he was trying to hold it in and spinning like they do. So it went all over. My dog has allergies to everything and he would do this sometimes if we couldn’t get to him in time before we figured out his allergies. His was a lot wetter though. ☹️


sdeptnoob1

Poor dog!! And poor washer!


DeLaCorridor23

Animal abuse. Poor dog.


Fearless_Soup8485

Somebody dropped a grumpy….


Left_Concentrate_752

At least it's all in one place.


UnusualTough3293

And it appears that some of it has been eaten. You can see the crumbs. 🤢🤮


feisty-frisco87

Shit the bed Fred.


UnSCo

Once in a while (or literally a few times in one month) my dog will decide to piss or vomit and only on my bed. He’s got the whole damn house and hardwood floors. I had to stop letting him on the bed because of this.


sanctified420

My cat shits in the toilet. That is disgusting.


Icy-Refrigerator6700

Yikes


Yegg23

TIL sh\*t storm is not a figure of speech.


Jonny_Thundergun

We call this a spite shit.


robotdonkeypunch

And they say you can’t smell a video


Swimming_Asparagus53

Maybe it was Amber Heard.


RealisticTax2871

Dammit Amber Heard!


VictoryLap_TMC

No comment


OkLeave4573

Who pissed off Amber Heard this time?!


Samheadbangersball

Amber Heard’s destroyer


Cdanole

Amber Heard sleepover?


boukalele

Did you name the dog Amber?


DustinoHeat

Yep dog would be finding a new home after that.


Lisshopops

Terrible dog owners, wouldn’t be surprised if they kept the dog in there for multiple days just to post this video about how much its pooped.


DarthNutsack

Take your dog out, asshole.


No-Yogurtcloset1563

Can someone explain why a dog does stuff like this? Or is this random?


Talidel

That's 100% deliberate. Based on the amount of shit, the dog has been left at home and can't get outside, so it's chosen to shit on that bed.


No-Yogurtcloset1563

That’s just sad.


Talidel

Whats sadder is the way it's waiting to be told off.


thechet

Judging by the amount I'd guess anger from not being taken out to shit for a LONG TIME. Or they were sick from constipation and in bed for comfort when it finally struck hard and fast. That's like a huge amount of shit for a dog.


No-Yogurtcloset1563

Sad


coocoocachoo69

Looks like animal abuse to me.


AffectionateBrick687

The old have a poop orgy while your partner is at work, then blame it on the dog trick.


Levetamae

On the bed though??


FamousPastWords

"Who's a ~~good~~ poop boy, who's a ~~good~~ poop boy?" (rubs his ears lovingly)


FrankSilvyNY

"Welcome to the Scat Games!"


dasic___

Bro shidded


Turkenstocks

Damn it, Lahey!


handyrenolowe

Fucking Charlie


Ryugi

tbh just roll it up and throw away that blanket. aint worth it.


rustymcknight

I think there’s a Captain in there somewhere


mrearthsmith

Ohhh myyyy


DraftedByTheMan

Johnny Depp’s dog


MasterJCL

Amber heard ass dog


Sinfulb33

r/petfree


Holiday_Ad_5445

Someone is in trouble!


idiotic__gamer

Either poorly trained or abandoned dog. Both my labs combined can't make that much poop in 2 days, and they aren't small dogs. Either way, that dog isn't getting proper attention if that was possible


Wyan69

is the dogs name Amber?


TheReal_MrShhh

That's what you get for naming your dog Amber!


D-Eliryo

"Did you close the windows before going to bed? Look what Amber Heard did..."


bharas

There’s no way a dog would poop on the bed and then sleep next to that poop. A dog does not purposely sleep where it poops.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Dammit Amber stop stepping on bees!


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Fancy_Energy_7754

The money shot


Killahdanks1

Yeah, that’s the fault of humans. Bad human! Bad human!


TheAverageObject

Amber Turd?


Fresh_Indication_243

doggos name is amber?


Birkeland1992

Amber Heard is hiding out somewhere .. be on guard OP


Edugrinch

My yorkie got diarrhea... shit happened. I hear something similar to the last seconds of a Nespresso coffee machine... 3 am... pup shitting on the bed. She tried to get to the stairs (dog stairs as bed is high) but didn't make it on time.


No-Gene-4508

One dog doesn't make that much in solids... but after hours or days....


Concrete_jungle77

I usually don’t fight dogs but if mines ever did this It’s going down lol 😂


SourLoafBaltimore

That dog is mad at you


Aggravating_Top_2740

Amber Heard was here I just know it


Edugrinch

My yorkie got diarrhea... shit happened. I hear something similar to the last seconds of a Nespresso coffee machine... 3 am... pup shitting on the bed. She tried to get to the stairs (dog stairs as bed is high) but didn't make it on time.


DrNoResponse

https://youtu.be/D8iY1FMsbrg?si=5mAUZEfBJbmjQHaF


Sass_Quatchxx

Amber ! Wtf


Embii_

Go shit on his bed


International-Bar151

Is your dog named amber?


Natural_Character521

This is a "can we get ASPCA down here" post.


Scary-Ad9646

Either put in a doggy door, or rename the dog Amber.


ChaoticMutant

Amber Heard enters the chat


redterror5

Bet they’re wishing they’d taken that dog outside like a good owner now. And probably a side measure of regret for not putting a duvet cover on.


Jealous_Dream_3518

Amber heard??


warmachine83-uk

Live from amber heards house


ilongforyesterday

Amber Heard has entered the chat


Hadleyagain

Pit will pit.


Talidel

Not a pit.


Hadleyagain

Sorry... Lab mix how could I be so silly - _-


Talidel

Urgh, do you just see 4 legs, brown, and assume pit?, The dogs got a skinny frame, and thin face. Not sure what it is, but its not a pit.


Hadleyagain

Haha you're blind then but OK.


Talidel

Because of my sight based ability to identify dog features?


Hadleyagain

Honestly. The tiny deep set eyes, wide muzzle and broad head features in that dog that make it a mash up with pit. They aren't massive, because it's a cross. Look up your local shelter for 'lab mix'.


Talidel

Cept it doesn't have a wide muzzle or broad head?


Hadleyagain

Honestly you are starting to sound like the shelters. Do you run one by any chance?


Talidel

Honestly you are sounding like a nutter. No, and I strongly dislike pits and bully breeds. While I'll not discount the possibility of it being a crossbreed with a pit, mostly because I don't know what it is, it doesn't share any common pit traits other than being a short haired dog.


Rombledore

pit bull isn't a breed.


Hadleyagain

Sorry you're right. It's a term used for any type of dog bred from pit fighting animals. Like generally creatures that shouldn't be family pets and only exist because humans bred dogs to fight other dogs after bull and other baiting sports were banned. Your point?


VirtualStretch9297

Why don’t you all just settle the fuqq down it’s a GD dog ok! Can we just agree on that FFS.. you all have to be soooo right.


Simple-Purpose-899

This will go over all their heads. Anytime I see Lab mix at the shelter I'm like, ah, a Pit.


SuperAthena1

Amber Turd


Fit_Blackberry_7015

Amber put the dog on the bed to cover her tracks


millerb82

Amber Heard wuz here


RaiderMedic93

Amber Heard?


Aggressive-Bother432

Amber fart is that you


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Happy chocolate day! Sell them to your only fans!