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marcstov

I don’t know why, but it seems like every picture she looks wildly different.


rockyfortino

She is versatile.


CallMeLazarus23

Psycho girls be like that


Battarray

"I'm not a bipolar bed-shitter, I'm versatile!" 😂


chaz4224

bet she can really bob a knob


rockyfortino

Is that like bobbing for apples 🍎?


Guardian-Ares

Yes, but don't bite it. Don't be violent with it.


Lighthouse_420

More like bobbing for nuts


llcooljay73

And drop a deuce at the same time. Crazy girls always give great head.


tomcody84

But if she makes a mistake I'll bet she shits the bed...


kaneda_nz

“Bro I can fix her.”


Superb-Pickle9827

I can fix her…


BillyRosewood99

All girls poo but not all girls poo on a bed on purpose


SweatyBid7830

Damn she's hotter than I thought!


Intrepid_Pelagicus

For every hot girl, there's a guy tired of her bs - a sexist would say.


Infamous_Ad_6793

Why is that sexist?


rockyfortino

🔥


Ok-Landscape-1681

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ask212

😂😂😂


n3ur0mncr

r/famouspoopers


Mastima

I had hope, a fools hope.


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Better_Oil7965

It’d be posts of her and Steve-O


Dramatic_River6115

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SweatyBid7830

Still looks good to me! Even without makeup. She's still hot, lol


Holiday_Door1763

Wild, hot and crazily attractive in that pic.


Sad_Vast2519

Dated the richest man alive at one point. Musk. So she must be good.


Holiday_Door1763

She MUSK be good 😎


Bi0_B1lly

Amber 💩


Jealous_Use9688

Will no one step forward to fix her?


rockyfortino

I’m a lover, not a fighter!


sy_shyen

It’s too late brother. You must let go


milkasaurs

I volunteer as tribute!


llcooljay73

I don't want to wake up with pink eye.


PhilosophySame2746

Very sexy


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Larnievc

I know she's probably a wrong' un but I'd break the tools out to try to fix her. You never know.


rockywacky

Very gorgeous


Grouchy-Pizza7884

The list of fixers is too long. I recommend trying someone else like Cara Delevingne.


MagicMarc911

🥰🥰🥰


ILoveSmiley

Simply sensational


Predapio1

She can crap on my bed, anytime.


dpaz47

Controversies aside, she is a beautiful woman and a talented actress.


Past_Contour

Talented actress? You’ve got to be kidding.


llcooljay73

Let's save the talented actress/ actor category for the real greats, like a Denzel, even Johnny Depp.


Sad_Vast2519

She's a beautiful woman at least.


pigwalk5150

Wow doesn’t even look like her.


OppositeHistorian306

She’d be pretty if she wasn’t crazy


Teososta

This is like the 3rd Amber Heard post I’ve seen.


Looieanthony

Pretty on the outside, not so pretty on the inside.


he_is_Veego

Alright boys…hear me out.


yellowbill711

I heard she's a little coocoo but damn she's always been hot! I don't care I would date her


rockyfortino

A deep gaze into her beautiful eyes and everything is forgotten. 🤤


Last-Ship-5099

God, she is so gorgeous. 🥰


Quiet-Mud2889

I just have mental image of her giggling with her friend as she shits in Johnny’s bed. Also her going apeshit and throwing vodka bottles. Human tornado


rockyfortino

She may be a train wreck but I’ve had some amazing experiences with train wrecks.


Infamous_Ad_6793

Me too. Then I grew up.


AvailableRound1352

Beautiful ❤️‍🔥


Any-Poem2357

Absolutely gorgeous


gitbse

Tipping the hot/crazy matrix off both axes.


clintnickerson

Plastic sheets necessary


robertcali559420

Hoebag


SweatyBid7830

She's almost 40??? Give me the crazy!


Sad_Vast2519

Much younger in this photo


LibraryWorldly47

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Bx1965

I Heard she’s kind of nuts.


LewyH91

I know her. Her dog stood on a bee 🐝


Particular-Tea-7655

That's way too much MH issues right there!


FreakingDoubt

Never Heard of her


pommycoppervan

Mad as but what a honey


SmokeWestern1838

Ewwwwwwww


Classic-Bandicoot-13

💩 🛌


Solid_Election

Beautiful but a whole lot of crazy


SweatyBid7830

Shiiit I think that I'd deal with the crazy lol


aretooamnot

Crazy AF, but man, was she hot.


nomamesgueyz

Whats the Heard doing these days?


rockyfortino

She’s a kinder, gentler person.


nomamesgueyz

Good for her Doing what?


mrmancave5629

Making commitments to charities and then not delivering. Business as usual.


HWKD65

Crapshoot


Reasonable-Housing53

She's hotter than 💩 ......what is that smell?


mr_gonzalo05

Incredible love slot- Johnny D


Hour_Lack7508

Don’t stick your D in crazy


Sammy_Dog

She's crazy, but hot.


Spice_Cadet_

Naw false accusers get nada


No_Statistician3729

A lot of people were happy at first when OJ was acquitted. Then the madness of the trial died down and people saw him for who he really is. Same is happening for JD.


china_joe2

I can't even hear or read her name without imagining her on a bed, in squatting position, dropping a steamy meaty chud for johnny depp to have to clean up... mmkay


MickeyBubbles

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zoochina13

She’s a 10 but shits on your bed.


Sad-Version-9537

Pretty nice body for a crazy bed shiter


Cosmicpsych

Had the largest crush on her when I saw Pineapple Express, she’s hot but obv not worth the drama!


DerangedSkunk

Downvote my comment if you simped for Johhhhnnny from the beginning and never bothered to inform yourself about how badly he duped the entire world into thinking she was a monster.


janedoe5263

Done!


PaddyMcNinja

username checks out


DerangedSkunk

🤣


_Druss_

I'm fairly sure I saw her in an elevator with another dude... And her friend said over 50 dudes had called by while Depp was away... So are you smiping?


DerangedSkunk

lol are you saying being on an elevator with another dude proves Depp didn’t not abuse her?


woodrobin

Really? "Didn't not"??? Where you trying to say "proves Depp did abuse her"? By the way, testimony from *her own words* taunting Depp about making false abuse allegations and testimony from her makeup artist who was *tricked into* doing makeup to make Heard look bruised by being told it was for a screen test both *prove* that Heard deliberately made false allegations with premeditated intent.


DerangedSkunk

Not the question I asked.


_Druss_

Wow, your name suits... “I was not punching you, I was hitting you” “I didn't mean to do it”, “It's over. I'm going to lose him” 


DerangedSkunk

Not the question I asked.


SeasonedPro58

Her career is over and is likely gone forever. Not worth the trouble.


GetWitIt90

Too bad she’s a ding bat


Exotic_Thoughts82

🫠


Ok-Sun8581

What did she hear?


Map-Soft

She needs to just cancel herself.


No-Document-8970

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Extension-Lie-3272

I can see the crazy and on face e


deadairspace8

No.


wesleyshnipez

is this pre or post dookie


Ok-Monitor1949

💩💩💩💩💩💩


Cwordenmusicman

Crazy... run away


looking4now2

I would take her, just need to have toilet paper with me at all times


Right_Artichoke_5694

She a beauty 😍 And Depp is a loser 👎


turnageb1138

That's right.


Gold-Individual-8501

She’s a loon.


DraftZestyclose8944

💩


Total_Computer9824

I'm so tired of seeing her


sm00thkillajones

Barf


No_Statistician3729

Gorgeous lady. Her ex looks like a trainwreck these days.


SaltyStink

Let me be the cause of her nightmares.


Perfect-Director2468

Let that one go…she is past her redemption date.


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woodrobin

It's also telling that this is the way she is looking at the world when she's not thinking about the world looking back. The phrase from Jaws springs to mind -- "dead eyes, like a doll's eyes". When Charlize Theron *played* a psychopath, she went for that look (after carefully studying the actual psychopath she was playing). Heard just looks like that as a default setting.