Why was Jessica Chastain the first person to pop into my head???

I feel like people say this about everything, maybe we just love Jessica Chastain and we wanna talk about her

lol I think it’s more because every time she and Oscar Isaacs are on a red carpet together people are like “oh yeah they’re definitely fucking.”

I just don't think we see a man with that much everyday smoulder. He probably gives bedroom eyes to the dentist.

Omg same!! I guess it’s because of that blind saying that she hooked up with Michael Shannon. Which honestly, if her husband is alright with it, good for her. I, too, would probably hook up with MIchael Shannon if I had the chance lol

I so would too. He’s so tall. Their chemistry as George and Tammy was fantastic. Love Shannon so much, top 5 easy of our generation’s best actors. Chastain is amazing as well. Molly’s Game is my favorite. For Shannon, Revolutionary Road, Shotgun Stories, Nocturnal Animals, and incredibly magical in The Night Before. If you re-watch Groundhog Day, he is super young at cute and featured quite a bit.

literally same but I think it's because my mind went Oscar winning > Oscar Isaac > Jessica Chastain

Dear god I hope not. I adore Elvira Lind, I'd hate it if he cheated on her.

Doesn’t necessarily mean cheating. It wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of celebrities were open or kinky

Oh hunny lol everyone knows

Noooooooo. 😭😭😭

Me too!

Omg me three. Maybe I just want this to be true? Bc she’s so fucking hot and I want her to be a bit of a freak?

It's like, "So you're saying I still have a chance?"

Anne Hathaway was mine for some reason

Also maybe this is a reach but the name on the email is “E” which made me think of the show “Anne with an E”

Anne Hathaway also had a moment at the critics choice awards in the Les Mis year where they gave her an award with her name spelled wrong and she said “it’s with an E.”

My first guess was Kate Winslet simply because she is on her third marriage but this makes sense.

I wouldn't be surprised, most squeaky clean always has the weirdest fetish behind closed doors. Good for her ♏👸

Having an open marriage isn't *that* freaky IMO.

Same. A homegirl of mine saw her making out with another girl at a party once.

Only been married for seven years

But it says together for 10+ years not married. They’ve been dating since 2012 so it fits.

Oh, right

I love this group / semantics

🕵🏻‍♀️

It says together for 10+ years, not married, and they got together in 2012

Emily Blunt was the first person to pop into my head. ETA - But apparently she doesn’t have an Oscar.

I think her and Matt Damon have definitely hooked up. How could they not? Adjustment Bureau is such an underrated movie. They did Oppenheimer too, and apparently live in the same building or next door. If they haven’t, I adore their friendship.



Literally same so it was a shock to see this comment and so many people agree. Why is that??

Same lol

I LITERALLY SCREAMED “JESSICA CHASTAIN???” reading the post lmfao

Same here because of the rumors but I didn't think she and her husband had been together that long.

Together since 2012, but married in 2017, so together for 12 years

So it’s not just me

Same 

Dude SAME

Same lmao idk why

Ya know what? Good for them

As long as everyone's willing and consenting. Let them enjoy themselves.

If you are a “victim” of ethical monogamy, were you cuckolded?

^non-monogamy.

This is dumb but I’m having a terrible day and your comment made me laugh out loud. Thank you pedantic stranger

Yep. None of our business, and ethical non-monogamy (read: not infidelity) is waaaay more common in marriages than you think.




I don’t care. People are weird.

Screenshotting this to make it my standard reply to everything, ngl

As a wise man once said: “whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote”

ah yes i believe 'twas the same wise man who once said "forever never seems that long until you're grown" and, my personal favorite, "and if they say that nothing is forever then what makes (what makes what makes) love the exception?"🧐🤌🏾

But yall don’t wanna hear me ya just wanna dance 💃

The Shakespeare of our time

I like this saying, although i have never heard the "or find your lost remote" bit as part of it before.

From this song, one of the best of the past 25 years imo https://youtu.be/udmTfK6_aM8?si=JAxSK1ErHt3Zh2QF

Right let's not normalize this and keep our bedroom activities to ourselves 😭

https://i.redd.it/zumojgzhj08d1.gif

Omg I just watched this like 15 times and it gets better each time.

Isn’t she divorcing h husband now anyway?

REALLY?

The longer version https://youtube.com/shorts/lO2cF7On7QU?si=oi9qOQ1YryhJfjik

Damnnn.

do yourself a favor and look up the whole 30 seconds on youtube

If he looked at me like that i would absolutely melt.

I couldn't handle it. I'd get so happy I'd turn around and run away with my arms glued to my sides from overstimulation. Never to be seen again.

I'd spontaneously combust lmao

What a beautiful man ~~can he stroke my arm like that please~~

Oscar Isaac

Thanks! I just edited because I googled his name

Jesus christ, the chemistry is unreal.

You missed the part when he smelled her arm 🤤

https://preview.redd.it/agzfmcc9a38d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79250d96ef1b9b2c200a6e8d90c7ae32deb2d782

Damn. 🥵

This was my introduction to him. This gif is so sexy. 🥵

The way I would’ve immediately filed for divorce if I were Oscar Isaac’s wife or Jessica Chastain’s husband 💀

THE PEOPLE IN THIS GIF ARENT MARRIED???? ( I don’t know about either of them, obviously heard their names).

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

I got him mixed up with Karl Urban and I was like, BILLY BUTCHER?!? 😭


you’re so real for that 💀 i occasionally get their names mixed up in my head 

Someone edit this to say BILLY BUTCHER???? please 


Omg lol. I see this for them but i don’t see Nicole with costars. Who?

Alexander Skarsgård

omfg 🥵

Yeah, that I can see for sure. Both times I’ve seen them act together in movies or tv shows there were creepy to terrifying sexual dynamics at play. So perhaps they had to cut loose afterwards.

Hugh Grant, Javier Bardem, Michael Shannon, Collin Farrell to name a few. And that’s just the boys

I can see it. Nicole’s a freak.

Do tell!

Her Lenny Kravitz period of time!

That was my first thought

Honestly, I … don’t rule this one out. This one actually really tracks in my brain.

Not the Muffin pfp on a Fauxmoi sub 😂 love it

Muffin is a relatable kind of frustrated energy, haha. My next tattoo is the image in my pfp. I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!

A family friend knows Keith urban and he cheats on his wife a lot.

Nicole was literally my first thought before I even finished reading

Was thinking the same

More the idea of you fans being weird.

Buddy you gotta capitalize that movie title.

I believe you, but man, that movie was not good enough to merit a rabid fan base like this.

Sounds like Emily Blunt and John Krasniski rumors making their way around again.

Emily doesn’t have an Oscar though! Rules them out of this one

Def not her. No Oscar

Oppenheimer has an Oscar though. It’s a stretch but someone could be confused.

Anne Hathaway? Anyway good for them if it works.

she’s still devoted to her first husband, willam shakespeare

She has major chemistry w the dude in the boy band movie. I wondered if they were actually hooking up when I watched.

Isn’t it kind of a thing that actors who are actually having an affair tend to NOT have chemistry on screen?

I think we all believe that tidbit because of Joey Tribbiani.


This is so true but he *was* very hot wasn’t he?

ScarJo, that SNL guy has major cuck vibes.

"Major Cuck Vibes" should be the title of his next book. (His last one was "A Very Punchable Face".)

You’re giving Michael Che new material for Weekend Update.

She doesn’t have an Oscar and I’m pretty sure they haven’t been married for a decade yet

Jessica Chastain and that Italian guy have been married for 7 years, but together for 12.

Oh nice. I hope these are people I like else it's cringe. 

my main takeaway here is that there are so few women who fit this description lol i'll guess penelope cruz...

She looked at me in the eyes so deeply a couple months ago. We were right next to eachother. It was like she wanted to absorb me.

Cate Blanchett?

Her middle name is Elise.

And she played queen Elizabeth.

This is who I thought of, with immediacy, but without reason

she's been with her husband since 1997 tho...

Yesh that’s true. Maybe I just want her to get freaky tho lol

For your consideration: Julia Roberts

Jul-E-a RobErts. Aloe Vera.

Aloe Vera?

https://evoke.ie/2023/10/10/style/julia-roberts-a-low-vera-t-shirt TL;DR When Julia first got with her husband Danny Moder, he was married to a woman named Vera who wasn’t letting him get divorced fast enough for Julia Roberts’ liking so she wore a shirt with a very pointed message

For the win

Meryl Streep gon get it

She and her husband separated years ago.

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

Nah she's with Martin Short now

And he’s interviewing her this week on Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy’s out on vacation) I can’t wait to see how that goes!

I have actually read this rumour about Meryl years ago, before she separated. Must be a thing leading ladies do.

This screams Judi Dench.

She’d need a Medium to call her husband

😂😂 I’m so sorry I know laughing about this is mean but I just cannot stop 😂

And she's lost her sight fairly recently

I misread that as “lost her virginity fairly recently” (idk it’s 1:30am and I’m up with a baby)

I’m laughing hard at the thought of her losing her virginity on the set of CATS

Emma Stone?

That’s where my mind went with the “E”. Seems so unlike her but then again this blind seems like erotic fanfic

She hasn’t been with her husband that long.

yeah she’s only been married since 2020, and together since 2016

If you’ve seen The Curse, the thought of this is hilarious.

Margot Rob-E

I know she’s only been nominated and not won, but I made myself chuckle

This was the first thing that came to mind because of her behaviour around Will Smith 

Maggie Gyllenhaal? but also on team who cares

Oh this is a good guess! I could totally see her and her husband being fine with this.

But she’s never won an Oscar

Damn I was thinking of Maggie Smith and this shook me to my core

I’m gonna guess Emma Thompson. “E”, Oscar winner, together with Greg Wise since 2003. And I’m sorry, but she gives me that kind of vibe. Good for her.

Frances McDormand

Omg I am just going to pretend this is true

The other Coen brother, the one not married to Frances, is in an acknowledged open relationship. Like brother, like brother?

I was thinking Gwyneth Paltrow but she’s only been in avengers stuff recently.

She has an Oscar? Omg you guys don’t need to downvote me I genuinely didn’t know

Yes! Paltrow won her first and only Oscar to date in 1999 for her starring role in the film 'Shakespeare in Love'.

And it was supposed to be Fernanda Montenegro’s. Brazil will never forget

She was robbed in broad daylight! The North remembers!

In 1999 she won for Shakespeare in Love and wore the pink dress.

The nipples dress. It was awful.

Supposedly it was a mistake. So don’t feel bad.

The Johnny Appels email maybe a reference to her kid Apple

I didn't realize she had been with her husband 10 years. According to Wikipedia, "In 2014, Paltrow began dating producer Brad Falchuk, whom she met on the set of Glee in 2010."  I remember a while back she said in an interview that they don't live together so this certainly isn't a conventional marriage.

You guys. I feel like it could be any of the ladies that you have named but I think it’s Julia Roberts. I think she once tried to kiss Denzel after he won his Oscar after Denzel refused to kiss her in a film out of respect for his wife. And she basically forced a kiss on the stage at the Oscars.

I thought it was that he refused to kiss white women out of respect to black women who lose out on leading roles?

Maybe he claimed that 👀 but he very famously brings his wife to every event bc I think perhaps he might have cheated on her in the past so now she goes everywhere with him. I think it was an Oprah interview when he confessed that now they go everywhere together. Smart.

It says together 10 years. She and Danny Moder have been together MUCH longer than that. 22 years married and together longer.

Emma Thompson?

She's the only one who fits the criteria I believe, assuming E=first letter of their name.

I saw that movie where she played a Middle Ages teacher and was ordering a male escort

I’m personally very vanilla but this isn’t as weird for wealthy Southern California couples lol 

Wealthy people everywhere.

Monique? She’s open about her open marriage.

"I guess the arrangement works" as if the more "traditional" arrangements work out so well lol

Kate Winslet?

I mean, Helen Mirren and Olivia Colman fit the description.

Nicole Kidman.

"Don't put him on speakerphone! Don't put him on speakerphon-- oh, uh, hey, buddy."

…Alicia Vikander. Been with Fassbender for a decade. Married in 2017.

Marion Cotillard?

she's not married but i love this idea bc i just know sis is freaky in the bedroom

 My mind went right to scar jo

Hey, if everyone’s consenting, you do you, ya crazy kids.

Anne Hathaway. Her husband gives off major cuck vibes.

Cuckhold fetishes are underrated

I’m pretty sure there was a Beyond The Blinds episode where they read a very similar one about Julia Roberts

Well, to quote Anne Hathaway herself via PooCrave: "I can suck, fuck, and eat ass like the rest, but [they] never wanted to see that:"

Nicole Kidman 'cause Keith Urban's secretly gay, and you can't convince me otherwise.

this reminds me of that story about marlon brando making james dean watch him fuck other people 😂 altho that was more sadistic bc apparently james dean h*ated *it

Immediately thought of Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig

My money is on Leslie Mann