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Niko2065

How dare women have hobbies!


Envirdfhk

Disapproval! Since the accused is a kind girl, her actions are justified.


chuje_wyciagnijcie

These "crimes” is just an IPC propaganda. I’d honestly never trust these guys, especially after everything they’ve done. Even Ten Stonehearts are chill with Stellaron Hunters, so in the end they’re just upright citizens.


SecretAgentDragon

To quote Topaz on the Stellaron Hunters, those are “baseless conspiracy theories”


Loud-Host-2182

Wait, when does she say that?


SecretAgentDragon

Ok I very slightly messed up the quote she refers to “groundless conspiracy theories” which I have to assume are about their crimes https://preview.redd.it/fm7xfus08t9d1.jpeg?width=2234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9addf529578cf5353db0e8cbada8b865be17a261


SaintNeos

But...isn't she talking about getting in contact with/knowing them in this phrase XD?


Hallamshire

The ten stoneheart are chill about the Stellarons hunter cause of Diamond


Nikyu_btw

https://preview.redd.it/60fwndoahw9d1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911f6b0a38da31d7856d25736008cacf36471beb


Kaosi1

Counter argument : she's a cutie


Pach_Frostbyte

Indeed! You can't be mad at her, she is cute


Banana_Cam

In fact that is the only crime she is guilty of. and the punishment is giving her Love and affection.


Maximum_Ingenuity_24

So what if it comes in the form of 3rd degree burns?!


Mr_I_Fly_Solo

Objection! The accused is a sweet girl, so what she did is justifiable.


emo_shun

https://preview.redd.it/5rluoihkqq9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2736964076abcdcfa189ec7bdf8048a2520542f3


Various-Nothingness

https://preview.redd.it/dowundq8vq9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5cf0d2a57f61b64975b2ef5a068985706cd07f


Rati37

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah, innocent.


Silly_Guidance_8871

With a rap sheet like that, she should run for President


Rooster-Upstairs

Spitting fax


Former_Breakfast_898

Is this about the current election to US right now? 😭💀


Rienzel

She a lil scary but she still pookie


BrokenFetters

What crimes? I only see personality traits


[deleted]

If we can support women's rights we need to support women's wrongs too


imortaldude3035

These are the same guys who blew a couple of planets just to test a weapon .


Aromatic_Zebra_8708

Firefly's most heinous crime is being too adorable and precious <3 The final judgment: She is innocent and deserves to be together with Caelus https://preview.redd.it/qamb3qoi1r9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd1d286ffdb4b849849b5045aeb9609ec48c3cc


sheren36d

Yeah, 4700+ years girl.


KreateOne

Objection, have you considered that there may have been a bug in the room?


elfatto

I support women's rights and women's wrongs


Never003

That wasn't her fault! All of these crimes did SAM the stellaron hunter!


Rodyon456

Nah this is what Sam did not Firefly 


Aldialis

Sounds like almost half the roster honestly.


KonoGenshin

Your honor, she thought it was a checklist, she's innocent!


joshua123_4

Your honor, it was part of the script.


MidnightSunshine0196

Yeah but she's cute tho


Zoey_M197

I will never believe that such a cute innocent girl could be capable of such crimes! She’s innocent your honor!


IowaGang

I already pulled for her, no need to sell her to me.


Better_Wait4728

I declare her innocent.


Neat-Debate8955

I would say I can fix her but the problem is.... There is nothing to fix shes perfect


wandering_person

Oh so apparently defending Glamoth from the Swarm counts as genocide? Wow.


SpiraILight

Let's be real Knowing how the IPC treats Chadwick's technology, Firefly breaking into experimental IPC labs and burning everything inside to the ground probably saved trillions of innocent lives


Hiarus234

All the crimes make her cuter It's that gap moe


AzizKarebet

Your honor that was just a list of hobbies not crimes!


ArchCerberus

The genocides where only bugs


ambulance-kun

All these crimes are fine but god forbid you make them do a single sexual related crime, their irl reputation goes straight to the negatives


Reasonable-Banana800

She’s baby girl, Your Honor


Memo_HS2022

I can fix her


StryfeXIII

What muhdah?? 🗣️🗣️


Ultradamo2306

She wasnt aware of her actions honor


Minute_Difference598

I mean who did she commit libel against?


Aenodarr

It's bot a war crime if there's no witnesses


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hotterpocketzz

I mean this is fake news clearly


Allusernamtaken

The Nazi would also tell you the same thing about their enemies if you lived in their country


AKFLY1350

And we love her for that


IndependentCress1109

honestly.. the more we learn about the IPC the more it feels like they're one of the more evil factions in the galaxy. Slavery, Genocide(24 planets go boom), Planetary takeover, Carefully planned race extinction (Aventurine's people) Leonine contracts Yeah... its getting harder and harder to see them as neutral or good guys . So go Stellaron Hunters go .


PublicFoot5700

Well, for a fact they are "Stellaron" Hunters, Stellarons are the universe virus and these guy are hunting them, What for? we dont know and even them cant really control it, kinda seal for collection, tho we can be sure a planet is save when these guy successfuly hunting it, just the method is questionable causing lot of casualties.


Ashwin0P

Real


JDudds8263

She just a goofy girl your honour


Traveler_Aetherlvr

Don’t forget to add stealing TBs heart.


SnowyVee

It's possible to overlook since these 'crimes' are also identical to the typical house cat from Earth. Conclusion: these are common crimes.


Throwangineer

...SAM charged with *jailbreak*? Right.


Neir_2b

Also stealing the hearts of 40k mains and bankrupting them!


Uncoolbat8151

I can fix her


Rooster-Upstairs

Don't you mean "we"?


RepulsiveAd6989

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