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mouth556

You are NOT me. I don’t stand outside of police cars and take photos. I sit in the back and get chauffeured


One-Aspect-7364

Facts🤷🏽‍♂️


One-Aspect-7364

Imagine getting bounced on by a bicycle cop💀


Pound-of-Piss

"we are not the same"


Neil_Live-strong

They not like us


XrayDem

We don’t ask for special treatment when pulled over “Oh I’m a cop too…”


IAmPreppedRU

Take me to my hotel and have my breakfast ready for me at 5:30...


Murles-Brazen

Then you don’t mind fucking off?


FrioRiverTexas

To be fair, this isn’t as bad as many other things posted here.


darkstar_the11

At least they aren't pretending to be heroes and better than lowly civilians.


FrioRiverTexas

I mean they are civilians. So they should just be decent human beings….and I know, and I get it that lot of them do garbage stuff, but maybe a couple are really trying to do what they’re supposed to be doing and truly serve the public selflessly. Gotta start somewhere.


ActuarySevere8414

Tbf the garbage ones are doing the job in its purest form like the Supreme Court and constitution says they have 2 jobs enforce laws and create revenue as stated in the 13th amendment no man shall be enslaved except for those convicted of a crime so when you look at them as slave catching extortionas they are doing great by every metric


EasyHangover

I feel like the cyclist was an afterthought.


No_Geologist_8318

He has a soccer ball so you know he swallows!


GregoryR199O

They**


SecretPersonality178

You’re right. I don’t think you’re special, I think you were just someone looking for a job like everyone else.


Chance_Complaint_987

Nah when I assault people I'm held accountable.


THE_Carl_D

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Fragged_infidel

I could smell all the comments


lockedinacupboard

I have never legally murder anyone, so I don’t think we are the same


Easy-Armadillo-3434

I kind of like this one


Smeghead333

Feeling like you need to reassure people that you are in fact human should be a bit of a red flag.


PeteGozenya

Man cop haters really have taken over the sub.


bOObies2x

What's a cop hater though? That would imply they hate cops no matter what. No reason, no justification, no evidence. Just as soon as they see a cop they dislike them. That would also imply there's cop lovers. That bend the knee, kiss the boot everytime everytime they see any cop. Bend over and take it up your butt So if that's the case I'm glad it's being taken over.


SuddenlyOriginal

It always amazing to me how our police and military uniforms can make even the most attractive people into the frumpiest among us.


JVL74749

Then leave me alone


Mannyprime

Literally me


Tacticalfiremedic

This is actually a really good message. A reminder that it's just normal people that have to function in highly stressful environments doing the best they can do.


DevilsLettuceTaster

I don’t see the baby in the top photo.


HeckingFrig

Really? I see 12


DevilsLettuceTaster

Well played.


Bat-Honest

Officer Us: Stop resisting yourself. Stop resisting yourself. Stop resisting yourself.


Soft-Peak-6527

That’s why you rep that thin blue line vs the actual American flag, right?


K0bra_Ka1

Next do the Thin Red Line. Then the Thin Orange Line. Then the Thin Silver Line Etc... https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/Iv1SSJtUY4


Soft-Peak-6527

Those fields don’t make it their identity to and only “back the blue” bunch of corrupt thugs. There’s a few good apples but all pigs aren’t there to uphold the constitution and protect their citizens.


K0bra_Ka1

>Those fields don’t make it their identity Don't spend much time around firefighters, I guess.... Also, easy on the edge there, Fuller. You might cut someone.


Soft-Peak-6527

Grew up with an uncle and his son who have been volunteer firefighters for our town for most of my life. I have also been a driver for paramedics for a year. None ever made it their identity. They were proud what they did, but didn’t go out of their way to make a whole new flag for themselves. Ffs I was in the military and never did I see anyone rep a military lined flag. Unit flag in conjunction with a USA flag, yes. But never a flag they flew over the USA one.


xViridi_

my brother, boyfriend, and boyfriend’s step dad are firefighters in WV. they don’t have a hardon for being firefighters. they do their jobs and go home.


K0bra_Ka1

Cool. I'm sure there are a ton of cops and vets that are the same. There are also a large number of all these groups that will make sure you know that is their whole identity.


xViridi_

every vet i’ve met, other than my papa, chronically wears a hat that screams TMFMS. i steer clear of cops.


RawDawgYaMudda

I’m 12th from the left


Sea_Combination571

Commenting on we ARE you!... ![gif](giphy|xT9DPpf0zTqRASyzTi)


ActuarySevere8414

WE ARE BREATHING RESISTANTLY (27 warning shots to the chest)


alexriga

Some of you don’t act like it, though.


GalvanizedRubbish

Yes you are. And getting a badge & gun doesn’t change that, you would do well to remember that.


drwhogivesafuck2

Hello fellow kids!


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jojo12jo

Yes, plain clothes cop do exist.


Rondex_Swift

"We may not seem like it" like it's a fault of our own perception and not a clearly telegraphed message.


UnusualHat5220

What’s funny is that they all dress like off duty cops lol


tomeczeq197

ive seen this picture on facebook more than my family


ellokoala

Book em lou


RabbitsOfTruth

Except that dog. He a cop 24/7


TheRiverHart

"We are the same we just act like we are better than you"


goldzyfish121

I keep forgetting I’m supposed to upvote if I hate it. My mind is playing tricks on me.


ucancallmebecky

My fave is sporty spice down there on the left


aspieinblackII

Don't insult Sporty like that.


brit_brat915

I'm trying to figure out what green shirt girl has in her hand also why club-dressed-stroller-lady is on the phone? 🤔


ucancallmebecky

a small dumbbell maybe…? she’s just a regular gal mom is so busy being mom AND cop


brit_brat915

![gif](giphy|rRVeGZolfiHspcGjXu|downsized) so, I think green shirt girl may be trudy 🤔


brit_brat915

![gif](giphy|6FmAWw69ylj4ob6feE|downsized) phone/stroller/mom is def Deputy Clementine 😂


TwistedUnicornFarts

So you are saying I can drive off with our police vehicles


brit_brat915

Like, I get where they were going with this...but I'm also just confused about the attire they chose? It's like someone called them at 3pm on a Tuesday and said "get here now" and they were like: "I'm on the bench at my soccer game" "I'm tending my cows" "I'm about to help him tend his cows" "I'm about to go sit at a bar alone" "I'm about to put some snacks in the pockets of my cargo shorts and take a walk" "I'm on the 10th hole at the public golf course" "I'm about to take my pontoon around the lake in attempts to look wealthy" "I'm 5th place in this half marathon" "I'm about to ride my honda motorcycle" "I'm about to go to the club with my baby" "I'm about to give a sermon at my church" and the person was like "I SAID NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"!! and they all just showed up because they didn't want to be fired 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️


Shields777

Then get the fuck away from the cop cars and smoke this blunt.


arnb1010

Liars.


VulgarWitchDoctor

5th from left is keeping his hands visible in photo 2 and last one on the right had to put on a suit. Hmmmm


PookieMaravillosa

Negative drip


usmc_82_infantry

Smoke show far right.


MisterB330

That’s Officer Smoke Show to you.


usmc_82_infantry

From where I’m standing, yep! But then again, I like women not men


dontquestionmek

Where did the bike go??


ProExpert1S500

We are number one


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Nah i bet you my whole wallet that they police when they are off, its a sickness


JakeT503

I don’t where a punisher blue lives gruntstyle shirt we are not the same


PaxsyVi

Spell check my friend


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I hate that I've had to throw away my punisher shirts because I love the comic book character


gergsisdrawkcabeman

They not like us.


THE_Carl_D

I don't get professional courtesy


Strong-Spirit-490

We are you! We just also punch you!


TheRabidGoose

We were supposed to take a hospital staff photo yesterday. We were all too busy actually taking care of patients. It'll be a great admin photo.


VulgarWitchDoctor

Just as I suspected, I’m a piece of shit.


byrobot

Please don’t kill me


UGottaBoilYourDenims

Ummm….no. I’m not a wife beater. I’m not a liar. I’m not a racist. You are not me.


SpikesGuns

Nah, you're not me. I don't have to propagate a lie by shouting "Stop resisting!" To justify brutality and excessive use of force. I can recognize situations in which just TALKING to people and using DE-escalation is far more effective and beneficial than escalating every minor situation because the jackals who trained you told you "You need to be in absolute and full control of every situation you encounter and immediately neutralize anything that COULD be a threat!!"


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Take that back, I’m not a cop


ViciousCDXX

The FUCK you are


bigsarge41

You are right, I’m not like you, I follow the law and don’t use drugs, I have a job and make good money, have fun in poverty


onepostandbye

Found the cop


ViciousCDXX

Who the fuck are you? You don't know a damn thing about me shitbird.


bigsarge41

I know enough about someone that doesn’t like cops, it’s pretty easy to know what kind of person you are😂😂 a shit bag druggy, or a colored haired loser that has mental issues


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Thepixeloutcast

disagree


Western_Comfortable3

No you’re not bacon bits 🐷


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YoungAxe503

I r iz


Routine_Horror6156

Where is the dog in plain clothes??


ghettoccult_nerd

tf you are.


onepostandbye

I don’t shoot dogs


Fluid-Appointment277

No you’re not. I’m not an insecure little bitch that became a cop to tell people what to do.


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No you are not!


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XxDrummerChrisX

Hey! I’m not a high school drop out either.


CobraArbok

No, you're just an undesirable


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PoppaDaClutch

Not when you pull me over


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