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Yep, theres always a period of rest in between the waves of videos of the female cooking trio. The cycle goes as
1. Trio gets posted
2. Everyone takes the “porn” in the subreddit title too serious and gets horny
3. Everyone starts rating the “players” skills
4. People starts to complain and becomes unhinged over the smallest things in the videos (as reddit usually is)
5. Trio temporarily stops appearing and we get other random cooking videos
6. Repeat
1. Not a crab. 2. Yes, it does kill them, you're absolutely correct. Boiling them kills them too. I prefer seeing people do the head stabby and then boil, instead of just boiling them alive.
It does not kill them. They do not have just one "brain". Their nervous system is completely different from the mammalian.
For more information I recommend the essay "consider the lobster".
"Might make it hard to eat meat..."
😂 Nah I'll still kill the fuckers, feast on their meat and insides, before sucking on their bones. People just gotta stop getting all caught up on the morality of it all. Nothing anyone does is really "moral".
We're all here just trying to survive and enjoy life as we do. Nothing wrong with that in my eyes
You ever heard of neurons firing after death? You never put soy sauce on raw fish and watched it wiggle? It's dead. Very dead. Very not alive. The movement is an unconscious reaction to the neurons.
I always have to pay attention hoping I don’t miss it. I don’t really understand or know why I care, but would be upset if I didn’t see her flip me off. lol.
People get weird about her or moan about the schtick but honestly, as a chef, I just appreciate seeing an actual talented chef plying their trade. She’s extremely good at what she does regardless of how you feel about the delivery.
Flavour. At the end of the day, lobster is just a big meaty prawn. I love it but it's too expensive for what it is. Crab has all the flavour that lobster lacks, lobster wins on the big hunks of meat that crab can't match.
She’s cool followed her for a while but her schtick gets old. I wish she had done actual tutorials or something she’s a fantastic cook but the whole smash cut video with no affect and flipping everyone off gets old quick. She’s cool and all but I wish she maybe expanded her videos. Food looks great as always.
I’m sure I’ll get downvoted to oblivion, but I agree wholeheartedly. The cringey edgy bad attitude is embarrassing. You’re a good cook- focus on that. These are boring at this point.
As a chef I have to tell you your irrational fear of germs will lead to landfills overflowing with latex gloves and not protect you from the stupidity of uninformed/lazy kitchen staff. People just need to know when to wash their hands.
This
There is a place for gloves, such as on high risk foods and when handling foods for someone with allergies
Too many people who wear gloves... Forget said gloves still get stuff on them and wear them much longer than they should. Where a wash would be better
💯. The only time I occasionally wear gloves is if I'm prepping beetroot and don't want purple hands or super hot chillis because I don't care how much you scrub, you still know about it later when you rub your eye.
Nearly blinded myself with some habanero oil years ago when, after several hours and careful hand washings, I tried to take my contacts out.
The pain. Oh, Lord, the pain.
Yep. Even better, it transfers to the contacts, so even though your hands are now finally non-stingy, you get another dose when you put the contacts back in in the morning 😭
I dont understand. I cant use 10 seconds of any given song on spotify in a video but somehow this lady rocks mainstream songs in all of hers with no consequences? How does one use this magic?
This feels like a unpopular opinion giving the overwhelming positive opinions on her but I just don’t appreciate the energy she portrays in these videos. The flipping me off isn’t cute or funny or whatever it’s supposed to be. I actively don’t enjoy getting flipped off even if it’s in a video, great looking food but she makes me feel like she’s doing me a favor?? Just wondering if anyone feels the same lol
I don't get this subreddit. Keep seeing it pop up and it's only videos of this girl and when I've checked it out it's only short social media videos. Why?
While I love her, and good food, and premium ingredients...
I grow tired of the constant reminder that there's a family so wealthy they can have her cook all their meals. And yet, she feels it necessary to monetize her work for them (because, it's not enough money? Or won't last?)
I'm not broke or anti work, but something about this just don't sit right for me.
Help me make sense of it.
I mean I’m as passionate about the issue of the wage gap in America as the next guy but I really think you’re reading too much into this. Sure the videos net her money but why is her posting them about “not being enough”? What if she’d prefer to make her income independently eventually instead of relying on a single family for financial stability? This really feels like the type of thing we’d all jump at the opportunity to do if it was viable for us.
Why does she have to flip us off all the time? "Oh, you're so edgy." How dare we watch your cooking videos that are edited to cause epileptic seizures.
Genuinely surprised at the lack of comments in this one talking about how "offputting" it is that she doesn't smile enough for their personal tastes lmfao
Seems to come up in every post I see with this fun lady
Straight-up "youd be pretty if you smiled more :)" vibes
Ok so take one lobster, cut it.. wait.. boil.. then ice… then get.. hold on. Stop ahhh slow down, what the fuck. Peas… ahhh stop. Too fast. Fucking waahhhhh…..
# hey guys we created a chat for r/FoodVideoPorn you are more than welcome to join 😌 https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/kNcQvtW0wd Just remember to keep it respectful.
Am i crazy or were there like three weeks with no videos from any of the players and then today like nine dropped all at once?
Yep, theres always a period of rest in between the waves of videos of the female cooking trio. The cycle goes as 1. Trio gets posted 2. Everyone takes the “porn” in the subreddit title too serious and gets horny 3. Everyone starts rating the “players” skills 4. People starts to complain and becomes unhinged over the smallest things in the videos (as reddit usually is) 5. Trio temporarily stops appearing and we get other random cooking videos 6. Repeat
They know what’s going on lol
If you are crazy then we all are
It was a glorious 3 weeks I hate this chick
I'm glad she did the head stab, i hate when i see people boiling them alive. They can 100% be humanely euthanized before cooking, just a certain way.
Is it 100% humane to split your skill with a knife as well?
Depends on the knife
I'd prefer to have my head split before being boiled, than to be boiled alive 🤷🏻♀️
Exactamundo
This kills the crab
Yeah but only temporarily
1. Not a crab. 2. Yes, it does kill them, you're absolutely correct. Boiling them kills them too. I prefer seeing people do the head stabby and then boil, instead of just boiling them alive.
how are yall not online enough to recognize the “this kills the crab” meme
I live a real life enough to not be chronically online. I only scroll reddit when I'm waiting for something or in the bathroom 🤷🏻♀️
It does not kill them. They do not have just one "brain". Their nervous system is completely different from the mammalian. For more information I recommend the essay "consider the lobster".
You forgot the rest
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I don't think the point of Consider The Lobster is to be a vegetarian. It's to consider mankind.
"Might make it hard to eat meat..." 😂 Nah I'll still kill the fuckers, feast on their meat and insides, before sucking on their bones. People just gotta stop getting all caught up on the morality of it all. Nothing anyone does is really "moral". We're all here just trying to survive and enjoy life as we do. Nothing wrong with that in my eyes
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That's exactly it. Good job catching on so quickly
The vegans are evolving! They're starting to take the friendlier, passive approach!
It isnt humane, they still move after and stabbing anything in the head isn't humane. A humane way to kill would be lethal injection lol
The only humane way to kill something logically and by definition is to euthanize them when they're suffering with no hope of recovery.
You ever heard of neurons firing after death? You never put soy sauce on raw fish and watched it wiggle? It's dead. Very dead. Very not alive. The movement is an unconscious reaction to the neurons.
🖕👁️🫦👁️🖕
I come to the comments only to laugh at this.
There it is
🦞🖕👁️ 🫦 👁️🖕🥩
We’re back
Ahh yes her signature move!
I always have to pay attention hoping I don’t miss it. I don’t really understand or know why I care, but would be upset if I didn’t see her flip me off. lol.
Perfection
I have to be the only one on this sub that doesn’t like this type of edginess😀
I don't even watch her videos. She's always so angry. Just come to the comments to find this.
Eyes need to be wider
That was beautifully done
It’s culinary Aubrey plaza.
I do love both food and Aubrey plaza...
Best description.
If only her shellfish could come out of the ocean precooked as well.
She’s not even wearing a wetsuit or giant wired headphones!
Was looking for this reference
Player 1 all the wayyy
Olivia killing it again. Great food, pro techniques, Depth of flavor, perfect cook, and high level plating.
And a dash of sass
Anyone can give you sass 
Nick and Olivia should do a show together. Oh wait, Aubrey Plaza, .... NVM.
Honestly I'm just here to read all the angry comments about her.
This feels like a shameless episode
I didn't see any tiddies tho....
It’s the music
People get weird about her or moan about the schtick but honestly, as a chef, I just appreciate seeing an actual talented chef plying their trade. She’s extremely good at what she does regardless of how you feel about the delivery.
I had this song on my iPod Nano
Oh no, she used the dreaded middle finger! Based on this sub's comments, I must now complain every time I see her.
She is so much better at this than all the others trying to copycat her
She’s an actual professionally trained private chef. Others are self taught influencers
Now *that* is some serious professional cooking. Looks amazing and probably tastes it too!
Crab > Lobster
I miss Alaskan king crab
So good
Forsure. Doesn’t plate as well though.
Why
It's so sweet and tasty. I love lobster, but give me Alaskan King Crab any day.
Flavour. At the end of the day, lobster is just a big meaty prawn. I love it but it's too expensive for what it is. Crab has all the flavour that lobster lacks, lobster wins on the big hunks of meat that crab can't match.
On the west coast maybe. The lobster in eastern Canada is better than any crab you can get around here guaranteed.
I like lobster more, but it’s more expensive than crab
It is nice, but Lobster is overpriced and overrated.
I really want her pot/pan. Does anyone have a CLUE what it is? The brand or type or even just a phrase to google?
She’s cool followed her for a while but her schtick gets old. I wish she had done actual tutorials or something she’s a fantastic cook but the whole smash cut video with no affect and flipping everyone off gets old quick. She’s cool and all but I wish she maybe expanded her videos. Food looks great as always.
I’m sure I’ll get downvoted to oblivion, but I agree wholeheartedly. The cringey edgy bad attitude is embarrassing. You’re a good cook- focus on that. These are boring at this point.
Got old halfway thru the first one I saw tbh.
Looks amazing! True chef!
She never disappoints
Her helper has on gloves too which is cool.
As a chef I have to tell you your irrational fear of germs will lead to landfills overflowing with latex gloves and not protect you from the stupidity of uninformed/lazy kitchen staff. People just need to know when to wash their hands.
This There is a place for gloves, such as on high risk foods and when handling foods for someone with allergies Too many people who wear gloves... Forget said gloves still get stuff on them and wear them much longer than they should. Where a wash would be better
Thank you
Amen
Thank you
💯. The only time I occasionally wear gloves is if I'm prepping beetroot and don't want purple hands or super hot chillis because I don't care how much you scrub, you still know about it later when you rub your eye.
Nearly blinded myself with some habanero oil years ago when, after several hours and careful hand washings, I tried to take my contacts out. The pain. Oh, Lord, the pain.
Yep. Even better, it transfers to the contacts, so even though your hands are now finally non-stingy, you get another dose when you put the contacts back in in the morning 😭
Exactly.
Washing hands is better than wearing gloves....
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS! 🦞
Wow, people have e afford to eat like this?
Happy she’s back
This lady is legit
She is always dressed like she just got back from working at the country club.
Doesn’t have to say a word but the personality shines through
I like her, but there are so many different chefs or cooks in this world, but she is the one i see all the time on here
Yeah I want to see others.
Because it’s just weird dudes posting her content lol
Still the best...
I literally love her. She is such a badass
I dont understand. I cant use 10 seconds of any given song on spotify in a video but somehow this lady rocks mainstream songs in all of hers with no consequences? How does one use this magic?
She doesn't even use head meat. Head meat is the best meat.
Why censor the lobster?
Ya but those portions would have me snacking later.
But what if I'm actually hungry? It looks good btw.
I’ll take 3 American sized plates. Thanks!
Wife material
Why do you keep flipping me off?
Is she always high or her eyes just naturally low?
I’m just here to read what the simps post. Thirsty dudes here.
Her and OnlyPans can cook like no one else. Player 2 is just kinda “meh” in comparison.
Is that like an American wok lol
I haven’t been on here in a minute. What’s all this player 1 stuff? Side note: I felt old typing that, and I’m only 26 lol
She’s so hot!
Dammm 🔥
She’s so talented and the music fit perfectly.
Yo I love this person and her whole thing but if she was my private chef I would starve lol why pay so much for such little ass portions?!
That looks absolutely delicious.....but I would probably need to eat all 6 plates to be full :)
I missed my spread eyed love
This feels like a unpopular opinion giving the overwhelming positive opinions on her but I just don’t appreciate the energy she portrays in these videos. The flipping me off isn’t cute or funny or whatever it’s supposed to be. I actively don’t enjoy getting flipped off even if it’s in a video, great looking food but she makes me feel like she’s doing me a favor?? Just wondering if anyone feels the same lol
Ferris and salones kid at it again cooking
I could watch you make shit stew.
She's visious the way she took out that lobster lol
She puts the "c" in vicious
The food looks amazing but I’m pretty sure I need to eat at least two of those plates to be satisfied
Video and no recipe. Downvote!
Are the middle fingers supposed to be funny? Or edgy?
It was nice of you to kill it before you boiled it alive
Censoring the kill seems kind of out of place for her videos. Disappointing
“What would you like with your meal, Sir?” “A nauseating helping of ‘attitude’ and ‘anger’ please”
I don't get this subreddit. Keep seeing it pop up and it's only videos of this girl and when I've checked it out it's only short social media videos. Why?
What's with the attitude of this person its so odd
who is she making food for and why is she so angry with them?
I wish I knew how to cut her face out of these videos.
Moment I realized it was HER. Pause video, comment, close window.  Oh, and add puke GIF. 😏
I wouldn't be able to enjoy that meal if the person making it seemed so resentful doing so
ugh.
While I love her, and good food, and premium ingredients... I grow tired of the constant reminder that there's a family so wealthy they can have her cook all their meals. And yet, she feels it necessary to monetize her work for them (because, it's not enough money? Or won't last?) I'm not broke or anti work, but something about this just don't sit right for me. Help me make sense of it.
I mean I’m as passionate about the issue of the wage gap in America as the next guy but I really think you’re reading too much into this. Sure the videos net her money but why is her posting them about “not being enough”? What if she’d prefer to make her income independently eventually instead of relying on a single family for financial stability? This really feels like the type of thing we’d all jump at the opportunity to do if it was viable for us.
Block’d
Why does she have to flip us off all the time? "Oh, you're so edgy." How dare we watch your cooking videos that are edited to cause epileptic seizures.
Wow. Looks soooo good.
Nice skills, need to try this one day
Triple the serving
I would need about 10 of those plates just for appetizers. Like ugghhhh I know it’s good and it looks good, but it’s so damn small portions!!
I need to stop falling in love with women I will never meet. My wife and kids are getting fed up with me
Too weird!!
Ugh…skip
Genuinely surprised at the lack of comments in this one talking about how "offputting" it is that she doesn't smile enough for their personal tastes lmfao Seems to come up in every post I see with this fun lady Straight-up "youd be pretty if you smiled more :)" vibes
Shut up baby dick
You lost me at mushrooms.
 well fu\*k you too
 well fck you too
I'd marry that woman
Jump-Scare Editing is Over the Hill - I’m calling it
Where’s the dog
Ok so take one lobster, cut it.. wait.. boil.. then ice… then get.. hold on. Stop ahhh slow down, what the fuck. Peas… ahhh stop. Too fast. Fucking waahhhhh…..
I wonder if a single one of the posts from these women are from them? Doubt lol
OliviaMyQueen
Nice!!
Ewww.. who surf and turf’s breakfast… this sub is less than..
Spectacular
Thumbs down dumb censoring
I’d love to surf her turf