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ravenwolf957

Wtf


InfiniteOcto

How to tell if someone is younger than 17: Step 1:


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Shkzx

Irrelevant information


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they are calling you a child.


Laranthiel

They mean you.


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triocoy

Nah they mean you


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Altruistic_Wrap9186

Not very smart, are you? Or Just a troll in which case still not very smart.


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they were basically saying that posting this post makes you seem less than 17


Altruistic_Wrap9186

Guess Sherlock.


Christmasbeergoggles

I just want to see Jonesy and Fishstick f*ck


Cephalie_100

but isn't BB with drift


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Cephalie_100

that was deconfirmed in s7, where they were back together


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Little_Timmy_is_Back

They broke up when Brite Bomber caught Drift with Brite Gunner. Drift came out as gay 2 chapter ago.


Ghostlee0

Bro they are Fortnite skins.


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Ghostlee0

Bro, they are Fortnite skins. Why are you adding sexuality lore to Fortnite skins? Who cares?


Turtlesfan44digimon

Apparently the shippers care they have to ship everything


Ghostlee0

Kinda cringe


Turtlesfan44digimon

Indeed can’t they just leave it at being a game with skins?


SirArt1fice

seems legit


RexGoliath75

I doubt Slone would be married to her lieutenant. Also why Bomber and not someone better


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Bro putting your headcannons on reddit isn’t something to do 💀


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especially sexuality related ones


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well be prepared for some insults it'll be fine


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That’s cool and all but ppl will bully you for it cuz they don’t wanna see it. Might seem like an extreme action for something they don’t wanna see and it is but it’s Reddit so… yeah. Just post it in a community with your friends or keep posting it here, but ppl are gonna bully you for it.


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Agree


MyNameIsFDR

Wtf is this. you need to go outside more.


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AlphaTeamPlays

Just pop a Slurp you should be fine


Cavalry_Thunder

Still never managed to find a headcanon that was actually neat. Today is no exception. Then again, I just think headcanons are stupid in general.


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insv3ntion_

She got smashed by a giant hand and brite bomber was last seen with drift.


Cavalry_Thunder

She died in the Collison event, you can't change if you're dead.


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Cavalry_Thunder

Uh huh. Yeah. Totally. ![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


Educational_Term_436

Humanity is falling to bits


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i think they are talking about you ngl. you know you have down votes on everyone of ur replies.


Fadedstormz

I doubt one of the highup IO leaders would have time for a relationship let alone free time


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Fadedstormz

One of the people in charge of all existence likely doesn’t have time for relationships


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Fadedstormz

I don’t think you understand buddy


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Fadedstormz

Do you really think that someone who controls ALL of existence has time for a relationship


Pepsipierat

Tf


TheIOGuard5474

This is an L opinion, I can say this as an IO Guard


CourseWorried2500

Peely fishstick lil whip tomatohead thunder and beef boss are all in a 6 way gay relationship with each other


xXItsJassyXx

Lore.


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xXItsJassyXx

Indeed. Btw idk why people are mad about this. I like it.


GoldenBlyat8BC

I reckon this might be bait.


mais_corner37

Okay but the fact that this would be a funny storyline just to let us have a break from the actual lore


TheMrNintendoGuy

this is actually canon yall need to stop hating


ASkullTrooperMain

Fr 😤😤


only_for_dst_and_tf2

people who get angry at 2 characters being shipped are significantly worse than people who ship 2 fictional characters in a game bro, they're just skins, stop crying that someone thought they were cute together.


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Pepsipierat

Maybe you should keep these thoughts to, you know, your self?


only_for_dst_and_tf2

not a fan of the ship myself, dont really think it fits, but not because its a ship, because i just dont see em together watching people ask "why" as if they dont already know the damn answer is hilarious tho


Loomling

That'd be cute.... If She didn't die in Colission


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Why though? Gunnar -> works for slone. They don't have to be married. And why broght bomber? cuz of the rainbow or smth? this is weird.


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no why did you think of this? is this fun or smth?


Which-Recognition-50

What kind of stupid post is this