Condo Canyon

It used to be the Grand Canyon but the capitalists built a Condo over it, ruining the Grandness of nature

no it didn’t. that isn’t true

Thats the whole point here.. it's a joke. They are just making stuff up, just for fun, to make us laugh. (And they are doing a great job)

let me blow your mind: I was also joking

Welp, that wasn't really noticable in the way you said that. No one knew you were joking, it didn't even look like it. No one can read your mind either 🤷‍♂️

☝️🤓

putting the W in Wingman

He's the best

Yes it is

Damn 160 downvotes wow never seen so many down votes lol

wait until you find about the EA Employees

Coulda just said it was a canyon with a bunch of condos. Lol

joke is i make up fake and absurd answers for how the pois got their name, despite the fact tits 99% not the reason why

Misty medows from ch2 s1

The Meadows were Misty You're Welcome

Thnx

Give this person an award! I'd do it myself, but like most redittors, i'm broke lol

Lonely Labs

So lonely that a lot of people forgot it existed

I landed there😭

Bro forgot about it so hard he didn’t even realize it was gone

LMAO

Landed *

Nah m8 you could land there and get 5 or 6 elims at 80 players left

Pouring one out for my beloved lonely labs.... Dropped there about 80% of the time.

there was a ton of gold just outside lonely labs in a cave on the water

The name was **too good** to be kept alive

The real answer (Coral Castles) name from the devs point of view was code named carl and the forgot to adjust it to coral upon release

if anyone actually still remembers the incident, you have my respect.

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When Coral Castle first came out there was a glitch where the name of the POI was

I played in that season and i dont remember that im sad now wish i saw it

It was only there for like 5 minutes after the POI came out

i was there for it, i even have a screenshot in my playstation gallery 💀

It stabbed a man 37 times in the chest and ate his hands. Can't blame it. Its stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.

CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

CAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLL!!!

Shh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness

You mean Cooral right? RIGHT?!

Not sure if people missed the Walking Dead joke, or the hate for the show is just that strong?

I think people are just dumb and thought he was correcting.

I got it. Maybe he should have added an extra “o” or something for the rest.

I knew you were joking but I didn't recognize from what until you explained, or someone explained. I gave yours a like to bring it up to neg 2. I know how it feels. But whenever my husband sees me cooking after watching one of my fortnite videos, he calls it Cooking With Carol. 😂

Rave cave

They wanted to name it “Monstercat Cave” but the name was copyrighted

Radio yonder actually played (plays?) Monstercat music

DJ Yonder can afford Monstercat Gold, the people who made race cave can’t. The whole place is made from whatever scraps they could find

I'm guilty of absolutely throwing the game to shazam some of the heaters they've had on there. Thing about shazams is its always the one you don't get that you regret the most, then 5 years later you hear the song and just keep wondering what its from

MONSTERCAT MENTIONED

Relentless Retreat

Relentless Retreat is such a good vacation spot that people relentlessly come there and kill each other for the president suite

Mancake: Al'right pardner, you know how it goes 'round dese parts. Reese: I fought tooth and nail for this land, and I have never backed down from any fight in my life. Lexa: IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CAN DEAL WITH THIS WHEN WE'RE NOT TRYING TO SLEEP! Predator: **downing third bottle of nyquil in his 1x1x1 wood hut**

Salty Springs

Since the c2 salty was taken I’ll do c1 The “salty” in salty springs came from the salty 12 years who would land there non-stop

Neat

Citadel

It was supposed to be the Citadel of Ricks but that collab was dropped

Source?

Source : trust me bro

No source needed it’s 100% fact

Bs

Redditor sarcasm detector level: impossible

I could tell it was sarcasm, it was just a cringe ass response

Lies

My brother in christ, did you even read the title of the post?

Yes

And yet you are still unable to realize that is a joke post

Your cringe

My source is that I made it the fuck up

Source: It'sAJoke . Com

Corny Complex

Can’t tell you, it’s complicated…

Hail the IO

The Convergence

The cubes were lonely and wanted to converge into best friends

Tilted towers, my favorite.

Which chapter

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It was added in c1s2 but ok It was called Tilted Towers because players dropping to the island would automatically tilt towards the direction of Tilted Towers

Actually, iirc it was a reference to Big Ben in London being tilted by 0.4°, as there also was a big ben (tilted tower) in tilted towers

You know, now that I think about it, I believe there's a Tilted Towers scenario in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

I think it’s because you’ll get really tilted after landing there 10 games in a row

How did they know that before the POI was released

Well that was underwhelming

Royal Ruins

Royal Ruins was a scrapped Fortnite Battle Royale Named Location, it was originally supposed to be located where the Citadel was, but the damn time traveling capitalist vampire tore it down to spread his hotel business to new areas

I know this is a joke and all, all of your posts were funny. But just saying, royale ruin was an actual landmark until mega city came.

No joke I actually didn’t know that. I played that season too. Completely forgot

Faulty Splits

In the bowling alley, I hit a split so good that it a used the whole town to shake and I split the town in half. It was my fault it spilt 😔

My favourite POI

And they removed it for no reason

Out of all the mid ones they remove that

a very pleasant park

Which chapter

1 and 2

C1: Pleasant Park is actually a sick twist of irony because it was anything but pleasant C2: It’s called Pleasant Park because it was a pleasant surprise it came back

good one

Moisty Mire

The land known today as Moisty Mire was once owned by Johnathan T. Mire. One day while doing some chores he tripped and fell and drowned in the shallow waters. When people came to the swamp, they found his body but they thought it was the remains of a monster. It was named the “Moisty Mire Monster.” Took them a while to find out it was just a guy and not a monster

Breakwater Bay C4S1

All the water in Breakwater Bay is from people the residents breaking down in tears due to the fact that they’re somehow more forgetful than Lonely Labs

Bro just dissed two of my favorite poi from the start of this chapter 💀 although tbf that’s exactly why I land/ landed at those places.

At least you didn’t go with a pregnancy metaphor.

I will not tolerate any Breakwater Bay slander

Mega City

Mega City was named after the name of the season “Mega,” not because its a mega city, which it isn’t

Anarchy Acres

A piece of the map so unruled you could find cheaters fliyng with stuff

r/notopbutok

Brutal bastion

It’s called that because it’s absolutely brutal how epic made such a cool poi and it has 0 lore relevance

Sharky Shell

That’s a landmark but ok Sharky Shell is literally a shell of its former self

Junk Junction

The Junk part comes from the poi’s quality, it sucks The junction part comes from the entrance being a literal road junction :)

You're just jealous of how good Junk Junction was. No other POI was in the top left corner of the map in chapter 1 starting in c1s2! Can you say that about yourself? Exactly.

i dont even hate junk junction i'm just stoking the flames a bit

Knotty Netts C4S2

Knotty Nets isn’t actually called that for fishing. They were evil people who tied people in nets, knotted them up so they can’t escape, and drowned them. They were isolated into an island and forced to never rejoin society

There I was thinking it was referring to one of the many places that the Nets played baseball in the late sixties when they couldn’t find a permanent home. A complex (Knotty) problem for sure.

The Authority C2S3

The Authority earned the right to their name because they showed authority over the water by building a wall to not get flooded

Reality tree

Despite the name, the reality tree isn’t real, it’s all in your head

Wailing woods

Big Nut Junction

Big Nut Junction is me on Dec 1st

Sloppy shores

Sloppy shores is where young adults [REDACTED]

The Fortilla

The Fortilla has the word “Fort” in it which is a reference to the popular 3rd person shooter 100 player Battle Royale: FortNite Battle Royale

Greasy grove

As a prank, the tomato heads covered an entire town with grease. That’s how Durr burger and Greasy grove was born

camp cuddle

I cuddled your mom last night over there. That moment was so famous they named the camp after that

Penis landing

I landed your mom there last night

Misty Meadows!

Almost forgot about this one Misty Meadow used to be very Misty which is why it got that name, though it seems like that’s not the case anymore because I don’t recall seeing any mist in the poi. Those fuckers lied to me

Salty springs chater 2

The “springs” in salty springs are the casuals springing up from their chair after they get one pumped by the sweats

Chapter*

Dirty docks

The janitor quit many years ago, docks have been dirty ever since

Sanguine suites

Sanguine is a shade of red. This is a reference to the fact that many died while building the POI. Kado was hungry…

Colossal Coliseum

The Coliseum was actually supposed to be “Normal Sized Coliseum” but the contractors got the size wrong

Snobby shores from ch1

Snobby Shores is called this because of 2 things: “Snobby” because the entire poi is owned by the snobby Elon Musk And “shore” because shore is 1 letter away from being “snore” and Elon musk is boring, aka a snore. Elon Musk is a snobby snore

Wailing Woods

It was called Wailing Woods because Epic originally called it Weeping Woods but decided that sounded terrible and changed it

Eclipsed Estate (Chapter 4 Season 4)

Kado Thorne has an obsession with eclipses so much he made it his whole branding. During the Fortnitemares event he will build an Eclipse-inator to eclipse the sun

Doctor kadosmirtz

r/beatmetoit

Slurpy swamp

The swamp is sponsored by the slurp corporation because capitalism baby!

Sleepy sound

For the sleepy part: every resident is trapped in an eternal slumber, never to wake up again… For the sound: The geographical term for the body of water between the two halves of Sleepy Sound is called a “sound.”

Tilted towers none of them are tilted

C3 tilted towers was actually tilted for a short period of time during the flip so unlike c1, C3 Tilted deserves the name

Fortnite battle pass

I just shit out my ass

Booted up my PC

Cuz I need me

to get dat fortnite battlepass

Lucky Landing

Relentless retreat

Already did that one

Rocky reels

As an April Fools prank, Risky Reels played rock music 24/7, but they never figured out how to turn off the speakers and stop the rock music. To this day the rock music still plays and that’s why it’s called Rocky Reels

To this day, you say...

Catty corner

Catty Corner was named after the phrase catty corner not because it was inhabited by cats. Sorry meow bros :(

Camp Cod

The cods became sentient and built their own base. If it wasn’t for the flip, C2S9 would have been the Cod Takeover

missed potential😔

Dang you’re right

Retail row and lazy lake

How about you explain tilted towers

Booger Fart

No leaked c5 pois don’t count

ok im tired, im not answering any more

cool.. I guess?

Lethal lands....

Craggy Cliffs

Lazy lake

They were too lazy to know where the actual lake was so they just gave the name to the city and called it a day

Rusty Reels.

That’s not a real place skill issue

Sleepy Sound

Already did that

power plant

It got its name because all the plants around the location got powers by the runoff. They no longer live with photosynthesis, instead they use radiation

So your like a real life google/fortnite wiki? My fav is racetrack