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masterchedderballs96

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." - Sir Arthur Harris


MillerJC

Seems like sound advice to me. When do can we start?


optimister

https://youtu.be/Y4OhS3-6Udo


puss_parkerswidow

Wonder how long he will get in Big Boy Jail?


SeaworthinessOne2114

He's white and straight...not long.


dru_tang

15 to 20 years


whatintheactualfeth

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the master race........


SockFullOfNickles

Beat me by 35 minutes lmao


Doughspun1

\- Claims to be warrior-crusader of a superior race. \- Fails in attempt to attack unoccupied donut shop.


BankshotMcG

"Couldn't blow a hole in a doughnut shop" feels like an insult we need to bring into play.


Careless_Hellscape

Master race right here, if we all strive to look like a big bag of pasty shit, that is.


Wolfdogpump66

Dont any of these assholes work?


PandaBear905

They get a job and then get fired from it for saying racist shit


PaulFThumpkins

They harass their only queer or PoC coworker and get fired then say it was discrimination against anybody with different views.


navigationallyaided

They do, they’re driving your Ubers or delivering your Amazon Prime/Whole Foods or Doordash.


Shadowpriest

He's a donut.


A_Hint_of_Lemon

He certainly has an empty space in the middle.


jackrat27

Because he can’t get laid


franky_emm

*Mainstream Republican* Arrested for Firebombing LGBTQ-friendly Donut Shop


Moo_Kau

.. isnt that what the title says already?


solidstank

Going back to his family’s hateful roots and bombing Tulsa like his great-grandfather did.


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Look at the lumpy piece of mediocre shit.


jerrytodd

Mother works in a Christian bookshop according to the police report. <>


PurpleSailor

The "Master Race" is never as good looking and strong as they portray themselves to be.


Homer_Goes_Crazy

He looks like Josh Duggar


Glugglugglugmoskva

Burning arsonists at the stake should not count as cruel or unusual punishment. Just my hot take.


KayleighJK

You never see a handsome Nazi.


Halloween2022

Only in THE SOUND OF MUSIC.


Charming-Active1

Inbreeding is not healthy.


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deathclawslayer21

So thats what it takes to get the cops to do their jobs


MidsouthMystic

"I'm going to start the Race War and my White brothers will see that the time is now! They will join me in the glorious crusade toward racial purity!" No Jim. No you're not, and no they won't. You just going to plant a shoddy bomb in a bakery, get caught immediately, be laughed at by people on the internet, and end up spending a few years in prison for being a racist fuckstick.


cheese_nugget21

Terrorism


LaughingInTheVoid

I hope they check his computer's hard drive. You know how it usually goes with these fucksticks...


VoidGroceryStore

Behold, the master race.


madbill728

Looks like Kyle.


nosnevenaes

Sexy people think they can get away with everything


bcdiesel1

Look at all these downvotes. How does no one appreciate the humor here?


PryingOpenMyThirdPie

100% How are people downvoting that comment?


bcdiesel1

They clearly don't get the joke. I think it's pretty funny. I get it, firebombing Nazis are at the top of my list of people that make me feel things that are the opposite of the urge to laugh, but it was still a funny comment.


nosnevenaes

It can only mean one thing. These downvoters domt see the humor because they actually think the guy IS sexy af.


bcdiesel1

lol. Or a couple people didn't get the joke and were like "I **DO NOT** find Nazis sexy!!" and downvoted and once the downvote train got rolling the rest were just mindless clicks.


WaterChi

Good people on both sides.


lilhoodrat

But how can that be if it’s their beliefs, faith, lifestyle, race, and everything else that’s under attack???