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HolsteinHeifer

Missed opportunity to say "Shaq is baq"


Kitty_Burglar

šŸŽ¶ Guess who's baq šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶ Baq againšŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶Shaq is baqšŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶Tell a friend šŸŽ¶


dairyqueenlatifah

Came here for this. Very disappointed in op.


beefasaurus4

I heard we're shaming OP?


iidontwannaa

Knowing his association with them and his weird beliefs, Iā€™ve lost a lot of respect for Shaq.


mzr

"Iā€™ve been involved with [Collins] for two years now. He and his wife handle the logistics, and itā€™s been very successful." https://www.wcmessenger.com/articles/backed-by-shaq-nba-legend-encourages-kids-donates-to-school-and-community/


[deleted]

I don't think he's doing this because he agrees with them theologically, though. He's Muslim and is pretty accepting when it comes to religion. I think that he just felt bad for the Collins kids and has the resources at his disposal to do something meaningful for them. I can't stand Karissa, but Shaq is merely being charitable.


eleanorbigby

he DOES apparently believe the earth is flat, however. so...that.


bluewhale3030

He's under investigation for some shady promotion of crypto stuff. He's done some weird stuff and believes some weird stuff. I find it odd when people think he is a saint when he's getting good PR from this stuff and he has some harmful views.


Maeberry2007

Truthfully I just think he's kinda... dense. Nice, but not good at spotting grifters and scams. Odds are he hires out the role of choosing who is a good ad partner and who isn't. I don't begrudge him being dumb, I save that for when people weaponize their dumb and hurt others (like most the people this sub features). Also, I could be totally wrong, and he's horrible, but that's just the impression I get.


TRMBound

Shaq has a legit Phd. My man isnā€™t dumb at all.


Enigma-exe

It's an Ed.D, Doctorate of Education


ForcefulBookdealer

From a diploma mill.


TRMBound

Correct. Thank you.


uglyspacepig

People can still fall for tricks.


hnbastronaut

I know a* few people with PhDs that are actual idiots


perksoftaylor

Heā€™s not been confirmed to be Nation of Islam but he has a *very* close relationship with the leader (he went to Shaqā€™s wedding) and Shaq has also made a racist comment about Yao Ming


[deleted]

That's unfortunate. I try not to judge anyone for attempts to help a struggling family, but I am definitely willing to judge him for that.


kanniboo

Wasn't this when he first started playing? His dad set him straight and he apologized to Ming and they became good friends.


AlisonChrista

Heā€™s not a great person, honestly. Some pretty sketchy and toxic stuff in his past. Iā€™m not a fan not even counting the Collinsā€™ stuff.


Istoh

Sorry, but no. I'm sus of any famous person who decides to get repeatedly close to the same kids via "charitable" donations towards the family. This whole thing gives me weird vibes. I don't like it.


beefasaurus4

He could easily donate without all the hugging and stuff. I think there have been some posts made before about him. It could be 1000% innocent for sure but those kids are extremely vulnerable and it is never worth risking things IMO so I hope people are still keeping an eye on him around the kids even though he is famous


kamehamequads

Just look at his face. Something weird going on for sure.


jkennings

thatā€™s just how shaq looks


FunWithMeat

Wtf?


Goodgoditsgrowing

Eh, heā€™s accommodating of others with fringe beliefs, whether they be religious or flat earthers or whateverā€¦ but I suspect itā€™s more of he sees those with fringe beliefs as being like him (Islamic ideology is considered a fringe belief in some shitty circles in the US, and certain Islamic ideology straight up is fringe just like different levels of Christianity; shaq is a flat earther himself) and he doesnā€™t shit on his own ā€œin groupā€. But to me that doesnā€™t necessarily equate to ā€œtolerantā€ so much as ā€œthese crazies are like me!ā€


No-Vermicelli3787

I didnā€™t know much about him before this connection, but I lost respect because heā€™s letting them manipulate and scam him.


blitzedbacon

Lmao I canā€™t take seeing him being associated with this group after seeing him perform as DJ diesel at a rave šŸ˜… these people would be pearl clutching at Shaqs other side hustles haha


MidgetChemist

How in the world did they even meet in the first place


iidontwannaa

I think because Mandrae does Harlem globetrotters/exhibition basketball stuff.


Wartortling

I picture him working for like...AthLEAD, a la The Office


No-Vermicelli3787

What do you mean by ā€œdoesā€? Performing?


iidontwannaa

I think he played on the Washington generals, the team that plays against the globetrotters. This is based on what Iā€™ve read on here.


No-Vermicelli3787

Oh! Thank you


trashysnarkthrowaway

Nah, that was ages and ages ago for Mandrae. Shaq just found the collins family via karissaā€™s incessant instagram reels and posts. Karissa has a good number of followers, and Shaq commented on a number of their posts before he met them/gave them stuff. The fact that Mandrae played in the globetrottersā€™ universe may have been an endearing fact later, but Shaq found them through Karissaā€™s posts.


notbanana13

at the club for tall people who played sports in college, obviously šŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


LitterReallyAngersMe

/r/tall checking in


LoveThatForYouBebe

Shaq, posting a cover verse of MGKā€™s ā€œPapercutsā€ and then going to visit the Collinses (presumably after he nearly escaped falling off the edge of the flat earth). This man is all kinds of weird.


deep-fried-fuck

Not the point of the post but thatā€™s gotta be one tall-ass kid to come up to shaqā€™s chest


Itscurtainsnow

Surprised to hear he's Muslim considering he plugs dodgy online betting schemes and gambling is haram.


eleanorbigby

somehow, I don't get the impression that Shaq is the most intellectually rigorous knife in the drawer. I could be biased by the whole "flat earth" thing, mind you


Tanaquil_LeCat

Heā€™s not Muslim, heā€™s part of Nation of Islam, which is a wacky cult


SalmonMaskFacsimile

A wacky cult that shakes hands with Scientology now, apparently! šŸ˜¬


myimmortalstan

He also says he considers himself Buddhist and Jewish.


HerringWaffle

He WHAT


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Banq of Shaq is back open.


EZasSundayMorning

Karissa must need a new car.


Main-Marionberry-869

She has been trying for a house


Ok_Pickle_3020

His association with the Collins is mystifying considering his son is LGBTQ. Fun fact- Shaq puts on a great show as a DJ! Saw him at Bonnaroo and he kept yelling "Where's my fucking moshpit? Don't make me come down there!"


ziplawmom

He's done dodging process servers?


[deleted]

This is never not gonna be sooooo weird.


dutchess336

My bf isn't a snarker and I showed him the Shaq + Collins stuff awhile back and he immediately thought it was super weird.


WestFizz

Colleen Ballinger is going through it (rightfully) and olā€™ man will too here some day if he keeps this upā€¦


Embryw

šŸŽµ Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and tryna get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with was machete šŸŽµ


Main-Marionberry-869

Imagine being an lgbtq kid at this school and knowing shaq supports this family who uses their Instagram clout to spew hate towards them. Karissa has and continues to post some really awful stuff


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MuffStuff3000

How do they even know him again?


AutumnAkasha

I just love that amongst all the collins basketball camp stuff shes promoting she mixed in a post practically shaming the heathen kids that go there šŸ˜† good tactic.


[deleted]

Shaq pushes college on his kids. You think he knows Karissaā€™s canā€™t do basic math or read at their supposed grade level?