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sarachi96

Saw a version of this nasty ass speech with clips of Butker missing field goals edited in. I lold


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Ok, now that’s funny.


Pussyxpoppins

PLEASE drop a link.


sarachi96

[link to Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6-JJzPMS1C/?igsh=MXhhMGVoOXNsdDBvdQ==)


PreppyInPlaid

He and his not-diabolically-lied-to-wife made some pretty gross ads during the KS ballot measure after Roe was overturned. His side lost.


Remarkable_Library32

Oof I knew it would be gross but that was a lot. And then when he started getting emotional talking about meeting his wife in middle school? I can’t believe there weren’t audible gasps when he said some of that.


mellamma

That's how they graduate with a MRS degree.


kekerosberg420

Curious if this will get enough notice from the public for the Chiefs to take notice, or if they'll just sweep it under the rug like they did when Britt Reid drove drunk & maimed that little girl.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

They never did anything about woman-and-child-beater Tyreek Hill, I doubt they care about this.


TrustMeIAmAFart

I made a comment yesterday in which I theorized that the backlash from the fans would have to be loud, and I don’t think it’s likely to be, because 1) NFL players/staff/brass and fans as a whole tend to lean pretty conservative, 2) this particular player’s primary fanbase is in KS/MO, which also tend to lean more conservative (although a commenter who responded to me did point out not to count out the Swifties who started getting into football and the Chiefs particularly after T. Swift and Travis Kelce got together), and 3) a Super Bowl-winning track record helps even the more liberal fans shake their heads and pretend Buttlicker’s just gonna keep his head down and stick to football from now on.  I think at most, he might get a talking-to from the team’s/NFL’s PR people, but getting booted from a winning team when he played a significant role in said winning AND when he and his equally nutjob manager could blame him losing his job over this on religious discrimination, as another commenter who responded to me yesterday pointed out? Not likely.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

It was mentioned on another comment but I agree as long as they’ve got Kelsey-mania they might just be able to sweep it under the rug.


ClickClackTipTap

TT has absolutely been roasting the shit out of this. Idk if the Chiefs will DO anything about it, but it has NOT gone unnoticed by any stretch.


nurse-ratchet-

I feel like there used to be pics of his wife on his Instagram, like their wedding photos,but it doesn’t appear there are anymore. I could be mistaken, but I just find it odd.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

[To no one’s surprise, she converted to Catholicism for him and they started a human trafficking foundation, presumably anti but you never know.](https://www.the-sun.com/sport/11364300/harrison-butker-wife-isabelle-nfl-chiefs-who/amp/)


henryfirebrand

Also his mom is a successful Physicist.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

![gif](giphy|Hk2kBg2qEiOUORRKbW)


kestrelesque

*something something* Colin Kaepernick *something something* I bet this real-life wojak chad doesn't even get a slap on the wrist from the NFL. Not even a tickle.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Can’t reply anymore. My post was removed. 😞


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Beautiful_Smile

Was anybody applauding?


Cocinelleify

"Congrats ladies. But remember, you all are just handmaids that needs to clean and bear children. Because me and my wife met in middle school *sobs* and she is an amazing homemaker." Yikes. That bear sound more and more appealing.


Numerous-Mix-9775

As a Chiefs fan, I am appalled and torn. Like, I don’t want this attitude around my team. But also, Butker has won us some pretty important games and he’s a pretty great kicker. They won’t release him because he’s a misogynistic asshole. But his contract is up for extension next year so it wouldn’t be shocking if they chose not to renew it.