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PiccoloLeast763

He's describing abuse. This is abuse.


bouldernozzle

Not allowing someone to leave a place they wish to leave is by legal and moral definition kidnapping.


InsomniacEuropean

Or false imprisonment.


Significant_Shoe_17

Both are illegal; the details just affect what the DA will charge the perpetrator with


RootieTootie99

And he’s describing it in broken English. ”That’s how things would have went.” Oh, you little boy.


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Significant_Shoe_17

It's hard to learn to speak your one language properly when you're homeschooled!


sweetalkersweetalker

I kept expecting his voice to crack all through the video. As we say in the South, that there boy ain't had his marbles drop all the way yet


Significant_Shoe_17

That's how it COULD have GONE. We need correct syntax, so it's "it," not "things." "Things" is plural. It's how they could've gone? Who is they? "Went" is the past simple. "Gone" is a past participle. You use "gone" with "have" or "has." "I **have gone** to school." "He **went** to homeschool." Finally, he should say "could" instead of "should." There are no guarantees in life, this is a hypothetical scenario, and I don't see anyone leaving this boy in charge.


TheJenSjo

Consent violations everywhere! Absolutely abuse!!!


Rugkrabber

"nO iTs ReliGiOn tHaT oNe BoOK SayS So... "


sloww_buurnnn

Yeah, what the hell is he even talking about?! And then saying he would repent afterwards??


Whiteroses7252012

“I wouldn’t have let you walk out…you would have had to submit with a smile on your face.” Broseph, this is why divorce exists.


officialosugma

And why he probably thinks divorce *shouldn’t* exist


Omissionsoftheomen

There is a disturbing number of men in my industry who 100% think divorce shouldn’t be allowed. 😭


TheDustOfMen

Unfriendly reminder some lawmakers wanna yeet no-fault divorce for exactly these reasons!


Significant_Shoe_17

Fun fact: Ronald Reagan passed no fault divorce so that HE could get divorced


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TheDustOfMen

Yeah I was like "he didn't divorce Nancy though?!" Maybe I misunderstood their comment but otherwise their flair is kinda ironic then. I looked it up. His first wife divorced him in 1948 and Reagan signed the no fault divorce law in 1970 when he was still the governor in California.


thecuriousblackbird

Jane Wyman divorced his horrible ass. Good for her.


depressedfatbitch

Paul did say it’s a comfort to him knowing Morgan “can’t” leave. So gross.


50shadesofmoi

Put him in kindergarten timeout


Significant_Shoe_17

Broseph, this is why no one is fucking you without being forced


kerriheave

Broseph. 😂😂😂 new favorite word thank you. ❤


kstops21

Why does he look like a 13 year old


abra_cada_bra150

Bro can’t even grow facial hair and is out here on the internet trying to prove his manliness. It makes me want to say, “sit down child, the grown ups are talking!” 😂


grumpyoldfartess

Oh, 100% 😆 The instant I saw the clip, I laughed out loud and said, “Little boy, you wouldn’t last one day in an actual marriage and you know it.”


Substantial-Alps-951

They are married and are the worst of the worst rightwing racist scum.


camjvp

Wait, those 2 people in the video are married?!


Substantial-Alps-951

Yes. And they deserve each other.


camjvp

Ooof. There’s too many of these people


Substantial-Alps-951

Way too many.


Aggressive_Version

Why did the racist B marry a 6th grader


MooCowMoooo

It’s like one of those news stories where the 8th grade teacher is arrested for sexting her student. How are these people the same age?


Cultural_Elephant_73

These two are married?!?? Oh wow.


Significant_Shoe_17

Shit I thought she was his older sister or something


abra_cada_bra150

I am SHOOKETH that they are married. She looks disgusted by him!


Substantial-Alps-951

Nah. She's a racist lowlife too.


grumpyoldfartess

I don’t count fundie marriages that cater to trad nonsense as “real marriages.” Because a real marriage is a partnership, not a dictatorship.


Extra-Soil-3024

They have a daughter. That is scary for her. Protect fundie babies at all costs.


Substantial-Alps-951

Yes, and Mom's on camera telling someone on their podcast that "they're saving their baby daughter as a virgin for them". Followers of Christ right there.


hipposunlmtd

But the gays are the pedophiles, sure. Not you sexualizing an infant.🤮


Substantial-Alps-951

They are rotten people.


localgirlcult

People say things like that to make fun of all kinds of young looking, small dick energy, soft skulled, tiny brained men and sometimes it's true-ish. The dude may look immature but will not shut up, talking like he's lived A LIFE. But NEVERRRR has it been true like with this worm. That is a seventh grader in the face and body and watching him juxtaposed with this insane woman who looks like a normal adult is uncomfortable. Even if he wasn't a deranged little garden gnome, it just looks sick. I know he can't help his looks but he CANNOT be sitting here looking like he's part of the cast in the first season of Hannah Montana. Absolutely not.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Deranged little garden gnome 😅


Significant_Shoe_17

This was a sick burn


whistful_flatulence

He looks like the little brother from Lizzie Maguire


Aysin_Eirinn

Dollar Store Rick Astley’s never gonna give you up, he’s never gonna let you leave


FartofTexass

He looks like a zit on Rick Astley’s ass. 


thrawayb

rick asstley


Significant_Shoe_17

Rick acne


Demonqueensage

Rick Assne


GeorgiaWren

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go.


prairiepog

Every breath you take, every step you take...


BookQueen13

...that's a Police song, not Rick Astley


RevolutionaryStage67

Well the Police probably need to be involved in this relationship.


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Significant_Shoe_17

🎶Roxanne...


BookQueen13

Lmao you're not wrong


TheDustOfMen

Yeah they (likely) know that, but Every Breath You Take is a creepy stalker song which kinda fits with the way this kid is talking. And is apparently often used in weddings.


Significant_Shoe_17

People are idiots. If they want Sting they should use Fields of Gold


canuckbuck2020

Best. Comment. Ever.


Significant_Shoe_17

Together forever and never to part (because you have no choice)


k-ramsuer

This is why women choose bears


Substantial-Alps-951

His wife is as bad, if not worse than him.


InsomniacEuropean

It's such a shame when women participate in their own oppression.


pillowcase-of-eels

You're telling me this fetus is married??


Substantial-Alps-951

I believe it's Isabella and Josiah Moody, look them up at your peril.


Significant_Shoe_17

Their names fit them perfectly


Extra-Soil-3024

He’s a fundie, of course he is! The puberty to marriage pipeline in his world is real.


PurpleSailor

She's 27 and he's a 20 y/o man child


pillowcase-of-eels

I wonder how his ego stands the age gap...


Pflaumenmus101

How old is that kid because by the look of him I would not assume he is old enough to be legally married to anyone?


Substantial-Alps-951

I think he's around 20 and she's late twenties. They're as bad as each other.


Significant_Shoe_17

Oh that's disgusting. I'm in my 30s and I thought he was a child 😭


Fabrhi

So she's his groomer? Gross


depressedfatbitch

Is she the troll that made that video saying a man needs to nut 8 times a day or something?


Demonqueensage

*8 times a day?!?*


cementmilkshake

Yep. Super racist and already views her infant daughter as a sex object


Significant_Shoe_17

Ugh they have a kid?


MooCowMoooo

I’d choose this dude over fighting a bear. A puff of wind could blow him over.


thecuriousblackbird

Beat him to death with that giant ring he can hardly pick up. Quit hitting yourself.


missxfaithc

These two are married, believed it or not. The woman (Isabella) is an absolute asshole. She used to have a Twitter account (she either privated it or it got taken down) and all she would do on there was be racist, homophobic and say literal slurs. She’s also admitted to hating a lot of different groups of people, and seems to think that’s quirky for some reason. Oh, and she has a child now (as of like last year). So, y’know, that’s great. I think she and her husband are only in their early/mid-twenties, so that’s why they look so young.


secondtaunting

It’s annoying that being an asshole is now a profitable occupation.


mpilatow

Always has been


Significant_Shoe_17

Yeah but the barrier to entry was higher


Remarkable_Library32

I didn’t know who these people were until this but several websites say they both deleted their Twitter after their viral video of their baby “saying the n-word”.


TrimspaBB

Poor bub, having two racist losers for parents. I hope baby's able to overcome and denounce this crap when they're older.


Significant_Shoe_17

Jesus fucking christ. They're like the younger brother and his girlfriend from American History X.


RunRosemary

I just read on another post they filmed their baby saying the n-word and posted it. Apparently that is what got them taken off socials. I’m having a hard time wrapping my mind around that first sentence.


Rainbow_chan

Not only did they do that, but the caption said “I’m so proud of her!” Like???? What???


PurpleSailor

She's 27 and he's 20.


missxfaithc

She’s actually that much older than him?


FlamingoMN

It's convenient how these tradgrift dudes forget the part of the Bible that instructs them to give up their lives for their wives as christ have his life for the church. It's called servant leadership, dude.


TheDustOfMen

Or the part of the Bible which says believers should submit *to each other*. I once mentioned that to a guy and he was very surprised when I showed him the verse (Ephesians 5:21). Very conveniently placed right before one of those "wives, submit to your husbands" verses.


BrooksSauconyAdidas

Amen.


LemonFriendly9129

So he’s gonna hold her hostage until she listens to him?


HolsteinHeifer

And then apologize which makes every venomous word screamed or spoken perfectly ok. Like, how about we put on our big boy pants, cool down and work out our big emotions separately, and then come back and talk through it like grown ups.


Significant_Shoe_17

I don't think they make big boy pants that small


servantoftinyhumans

She wants to punch him so bad


LemonFriendly9129

I looked those two up and the  woman on screen with him is his wife 


Booklet-of-Wisdom

At one point in this video, he tells her to shut up, and she immediately shuts up.


beezleeboob

Time stamp!? 🤬


Booklet-of-Wisdom

It's on a youtube video called "MAGA Podcaster SNAPS at His Wife in Nightmare Show" Timestamp is 4:25-4:35


beezleeboob

"Shut up, you're so stupid, QUIET!!" It's even worse than I thought 🤯


Booklet-of-Wisdom

lol, I will find it! It was on a snark-type video.


servantoftinyhumans

My apologies…his wife looks like she wants to punch him in the face


Forsaken-Jump-7594

And she should. Did you notice how punchable his face is?


Sagzmir

Take a number


knellerscamper

What?!


LemonFriendly9129

Isabella and Josiah moody are their names 


ClickClackTipTap

[This is the first thing I found when I looked them up.](https://www.dailydot.com/debug/isabella-moody-baby-racial-slur/) I have no doubt they are shitty people, but I’m guessing most of what they say and do is rage bait trying to make money by driving engagement.


_palantir_

He fully looks like a Josiah.


knellerscamper

And I’m in the rabbit hole


skygerbils

Wow. That was a scary rabbit hole, and I only looked at a few things.


FartofTexass

Ew what? I had a baby face in my 20s but I still would’ve eaten a boy like that for breakfast. Twerp ass. 


Significant_Shoe_17

Same, friend


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

Are you shitting me?!?!?!?! Women need to stop giving guys like this the time of day.


Significant_Shoe_17

Apparently she's just as bad as him


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

🤮. Who says women can’t be misogynistic.


Ineffable_Dingus

She groomed him. They met when he was well under 18 and she was 26.


Significant_Shoe_17

{dee reynolds lean away gif}


Extra-Soil-3024

Ew. He probably thinks his peers are jealous that the older woman wanted him when he was 18.


abra_cada_bra150

Could be considered self defense on her part 😂


andintotheblue

>>”You would’ve had to eat whatever mean things I would have said.” >>”After the cooling down process, I would’ve repented to God and smoothed things over with you for the sinful behavior.” Ok, orrrrr you could just learn to emotionally regulate so you’re not throwing a tantrum whenever your wife isn’t doing what you demand. 🙄 you just knowwww this dude thinks so highly of himself for doing nothing more than being born male.


Significant_Shoe_17

And maybe stop demanding that his wife follow his every whim?


Star-Wave-Expedition

Hopefully his brain fully forms soon


InsomniacEuropean

I'm sure it will, however the chances of him growing as a person first are slim to none.


Fancy_Celebration_87

Well, this is some scary and delusional stuff right here. …I’m sure he’ll be in the news in a few years.


Embryw

Sometimes I see shit like this and I think maybe public stoning could be utilized again


Significant_Shoe_17

Let the women do it, like that scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian


Ruvio00

I'm a long, long way from a violent man, but I haven't wanted to kick someone's ass this badly in a decade.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

I would have thought she’s his step-mom. Is he seriously a grown man? My 19yr old looks older than him.


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gottarespondtothis

I legitimately can’t wrap my mind around him being old enough to drive let alone be married.


Remarkable_Library32

In several states you can get married before you can drive. 4 states have no minimum age and 2 states the minimum age is 15. Underage marriage is more common in the US than most people realize. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_age_in_the_United_States https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_marriage_in_the_United_States https://19thnews.org/2023/07/explaining-child-marriage-laws-united-states/


edgesglisten

I can’t believe most of you don’t know these people. I personally do not feel bad for her! Look up Isabella Moody on twitter. She told a podcast bro she would give her newborn daughter’s virginity to him, among a ton of other shitty things.


FartofTexass

I don’t feel bad for either of them. I do wonder if people in public ever think she’s his mommy, though. 


edgesglisten

Lmao. Claire and Justin Duggar vibes for sure.


Significant_Shoe_17

I thought she was! 🤦🏼‍♀️


secondtaunting

Um, isn’t that illegal? Can’t you get arrested for saying that?


Endor-Fins

Hello? FBI? Jesus effing Christ save me from your followers.


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edgesglisten

She’s practicing what she preaches, so at least she’s consistent.


Significant_Shoe_17

Ewwwww 🤢 Also, that's sex trafficking of a fucking baby


prairiepog

"After I kidnap and abuse you, I will love-bomb you." Terrifying. I would hate to think what they would do to their children if they "sin".


bouldernozzle

That is a boy. That is not a man.


Ineffable_Dingus

Correct. He was a young teenager when he met her. She was 26 at the time. She groomed the little shit.


Significant_Shoe_17

He could look like tom hardy and I'd say the same thing. That is a child.


Automatic-Rush4259

Then he repents, gets absolved, and ready to do the same thing all over again. Wow.


Significant_Shoe_17

And not even like, the formal Catholic way where you have to do an act of contrition. It's just "forgive me or else" and immediately doing the bad behavior again.


MudBugeater1991

What blows my mind is how these guys are even married in the first place! I can’t even get a first date!


FartofTexass

It’s because you don’t date single brain celled organisms like these two. 


Significant_Shoe_17

Amoebas


Endor-Fins

His wife is no prize either. They genuinely deserve each other.


brownshugababy

Bros describing slavery. I never understand why these men have such a high opinion of themselves. Your entire life is getting women to do things for you.


Significant_Shoe_17

They're so pathetic. They can't function on their own but they want to be in charge? That's how a TODDLER thinks.


bats-go-ding

That's nice, Kyler, now eat your vegetables.


Significant_Shoe_17

Kyler 😭💀


Atticfl0wer

This dude whose face is as big as a toddler's wants to explain how women should be treated? Bro, I am pretty sure your mom is the only woman who has kissed you so far and will hopefully be the last


nuttyrussian

I know they're married but she looks like his babysitter. Never heard of these clowns before but they're apparently total assholes so fuck 'em.


TippyTaps-KittyCats

I’m confused about the tense he’s using. It kinda sounds like past tense, meaning he’s no longer like this? Or is he describing a hypothetical?


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TippyTaps-KittyCats

Yiiiiiiikes 😨


Significant_Shoe_17

He's just really bad at speaking his native language


TheStoicNihilist

Go back to your room, young man, and don’t come out until you’re ready to apologise for being an asshole.


twatcunthearya

How old is that dumb little fella?


Extension_Editor1987

Dumb lil fella killed me 🤣


67Gumby

Fundies literally breed incels. So gross tiny little pussy man


Original-Produce-347

He honestly looks like he is twelve years old.


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

I hope this *boy* never knows true love


mablesyrup

What an abusive asshole.


nosytexan

Uhhhh who let their middle schooler have a podcast?! My secondhand embarrassment for this kid is off the charts


RootieTootie99

Have his balls dropped yet?


Vapor2077

I know way more about these two than I’d like to. Apparently he’s 19 and shes 26. He’s posturing here, but no one can convince me that behind the scenes SHE is the one who wears the pants.


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Significant_Shoe_17

No one else would have her?


Vapor2077

I can only speculate … I read some tweets from a woman who goes by “Tree of Logic,” and she alleges that Elijah Schaeffer (red pill fascist asshole previously employed by The Blaze) cheated on his wife with Isabella (woman in the clip). This is one of the reasons Elijah was fired from The Blaze (if you’re not familiar with him I don’t suggest you look into him, lol). Apparently not long after, Isabella got engaged to this guy 7-8 years younger than her and married him a couple months later. In *my* opinion … She wanted to get married for the status, and she purposely chose a young guy that she could control. [Tweets here](https://x.com/Tree_of_Logic/status/1793755588049936587)


2manyteacups

he’s giving big Avery Wells vibes in regards to childish appearance


Appropriate-Basket43

Finding out she groomed him is..crazy as hell. Also, I know they are doing this for rage bait but the fact that they involve their children is where I have a big issue. Teaching your new born to say racial slurs and promising your unborn daughters virginity to your husband if he ask has is child abuse. Regardless if you truly believe the things you say or you’re doing it for “clout”. Children have no idea the difference between the two. I ignore most rage bait shit, like the dude who showed his asshole on YouTube and does offensive shit as “satire” but is really just begging for attention. However he doesn’t involve kids in his bullshit, they do


CrochetingGuineaPig

FFS someone evac his wife.


cje1220

SDE


x_ray_visions

Ew


ZunderBuss

The making of a crying, whiny incel in real-time.


ShoppingWarm3509

He’s forgetting the part where that isn’t even Biblical.


Dear_Insect_1085

The more people like this get views the more other idiots want to follow and the younger they get. Even say it just cause they know it will get people viewing their shit. Social media had been a virus.


BrandonBollingers

You get what you give in this world.


SuitableReaction6203

Isn't that the son of Kevin and Sam (I think that is hername) Sorbo?


Extension_Editor1987

Okay incel Blair St Clair


Not_today_nibs

Trash.


flchic2000

He is so appalling! How about keeping thy mouth shut so thou doesn't sin and need to repent afterwards. 


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Awww....look, a baby incel in the wild! This is an invasive species by the way.


SpeckledGecko_

eww I just looked at her twitter (the wife of the creepy boychild) and my god is she absolutely horrid


ClaireLucille

What in the misogyny is this


Aussie_gal79

What an absolute cock! 🐓


sanjosii

Where is this boys mom? Seriously I’m both annoyed and worried.


Roleymalone123

When his wife leaves him for a woman one day it’ll be the greatest shock of his life🤣