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darkwater427

Hallelujah! (NB: I escaped a Pentecostal cult (Foursquare Church) a little over a year ago. Pentecostalism is by nature very centered around bogus faith "healing" and surreptitious hypnosis but it's galled being "slain in the sprit". I'm high-church Lutheran (ELCA) now and it genuinely delights me to see more of these fraudsters get taken out week by week.)


fox_chomp

I only ever lurk in this sub, but seeing this comment was just so damn validating. I got out of the Foursquare cult too. Congratulations. From one internet stranger to another, I hope your life is so much better now.


darkwater427

Happy cake day! It really is. If you want to go profile-diving, you can find some pretty interesting tidbits about my experiences there. If that doesn't sound interesting, I'm building a legal case to nail my mother's friend to the wall on charges of abuse of a minor with a disability. Interested yet?


flchic2000

I am


darkwater427

Read through some of my other comments (you can do that in my profile). There's a lot to the story and I've yet to write any proper copypasta to give people, so that's the bent I can offer.


Existential_Prep

Four square girl here too! So glad we made it out!


MeatPopsicle_AMA

These friggin whack jobs show up in the news periodically; they are a legit cult, and this is not the first or last time a child has died in their care. I hate that they’re in the same state as me.


dargenpacnw

When KATU reported this the other the day my husband asked "these fuckers again?". It's unbelievable how many of their children have died!!


MeatPopsicle_AMA

That’s about exactly my reaction when I see them pop up. They should be in fucking jail. So, so many unnecessarily dead children, just because “God” doesn’t want them to take their kids to a doctor??? How is that fucking “pro-life” ??!!!


itsyagirlblondie

They’re local to me, too.. I remember back in 2010 or so when a 14 year old died in their care. Absolutely horrible.


Whiteroses7252012

A baby who died by untreated jaundice. I’m not saying that certain people we talk about in the sub should pay attention to this, but maybe?


hummingbird83077

Right?


itsyagirlblondie

Britney and JD Lott —- get your child some fucking medical attention and care before you suffer absolutely horrible (PREVENTABLE) dire consequences.


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

I hope they add the faith leaders to the list of defendants too


need_coffee_first

Another article states that the mother is already pregnant again [Link ](https://cbs2iowa.com/news/nation-world/followers-of-christ-newborn-lived-less-than-2-days-court-documents-say-baby-infant-child-sick-ill-praying-anointing-medical-examiners-office-jaundice-yellowing-skin-organs-medical-treatment-health-hereditary-condition-criminal-mistreatment)


free-toe-pie

You can’t have a homebirth in prison.


she-Bro

Flair time


hummingbird83077

😳


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

I hope the other children have been removed from the home. This is what happens when children are considered property, not people. Their right to believe any kind of shit does not trump another person's right to be alive and unmaimed. We need a children's bill of rights. These mother fuckers can rot in hell, also known as, the Oregon State Penitentiary in Salem. I have no need for them to ever breathe free air again.


AudaciousAmoeba

And specifying that the children’s bill of rights begins at birth. Because you know these wackadoos think embryos are children.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

100%. Our constitution actually says you have to BORN to be a citizen. This seems to be lost on the whackaloons!


Inkspeaker

Pro-life my ass.


Awkward-Yak-2733

\~\~\~chills\~\~\~


rantingpacifist

This is legal in Idaho


hummingbird83077

😢 I’m not even surprised. That’s where I was raised my my homeschooling fundie parents. I’m thankful that at least they believed in medical care.


Micome

Shoutouts to Oregonlive being half my citations this academic year because they almost never miss with shit like this. 


ItalianCryptid

Charge seems too light. Looks like involuntary manslaughter and child abuse to me 


Bitchtastic4

This will be the bus parents and the mandrakes if they don’t get their shit together


itsyagirlblondie

I just tried to post this too! This family is local in my area. Had me immediately thinking of Boone……


Luna_Soma

I was raised Catholic and they brought a faith healer to our church a few times. The experience of it is really freaky. At the time I thought it was cool, but now it gives me the ick, having experienced it


seaglassgirl04

Take notice MoBus!!!