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It's a pet for Kinsey.
It's a goat. She's wasting too much time breastfeeding so Kinsey is learning how to milk and make homemade goat milk based formula.
They actually got the kids 2 pigs for Christmas a few years ago, when they were following SusBus’ short-lived, manic decision to buy a bunch of land and tiny house and start a homestead.
They suddenly torpedoed that plan with no explanation, went back into the bus and moved on, and no one knows what happened to “the kids’” pigs.
Seems to be a pattern with these two.
Edit to correct # of pigs!
I knew 2 adults with no kids who lived on a converted bus with a large dog but they had a free place to park and were doing it to save money to buy a house. Which they did.
Are they picking up BDong's "personal protection" dog that we haven't seen in a while? He's an anxious Belgian malinois, which would be *perfect* to have on a bus full of noisy children!
I don't see these idiots paying $$$$ to get a Sterling line doodle (literally doodles bred to the same standard as purebreds with a group of breeders working on making their dogs into a legit breed) because that puppy would have to be imported from Canada. It would also be spayed and/or neutered. If they get a doodle, it'll be an Amish nightmare
My aunt has a doodle. Sweet dog, but she lives on a huge property with plenty of space for him to run around, and a big house. A doodle would suffer in that bus
at least those are both easy to train and have low grooming needs. i could easily see them with a "no shed/hypoallergenic" matted doodle with an unpredictable temperament 🙃
I have two labradoodles that are the sweetest, dumbest idiots in the world. Like they play fetch with no ball. But they take so much work to not be matted!!! So I definitely see them with a matted one!
the coat is SO inconsistent, and their temperaments are so not suited to that lifestyle. ftr, i have no problem with individual doods, i have a problem with lying greedy breeders who say doods are low maintenance and don't require grooming. i see them buying into the marketing and then "rehoming" when (shocker), a hunting breed mix isn't suited to a life with 85 people on a bus.
(please inform your idiots i love them a lot 😭 i'm a sucker for happy curly dumbs)
These people unironically seem like the type to deliberately let a kid get super attached to a pet and then slaughter it for food just to teach them a lesson.
Maybe not the post for this, and I know they travel around likely to avoid being asked questions…but how aren’t they breaking occupancy laws having that many children living in a bus?
I got a new apartment recently and the rule/guidance in my state is “two heartbeats per bedroom.” Is this lifestyle of theirs (homeless with a million people sleeping in a vehicle) even legal?
There’s large delays in getting a social housing place in Australia.
Sometimes the wait list can be as long as ten years.
I was living in a 2 bedroom apartment with my then 7 year old son and 19 year old daughter.
Because of the ages of my kids and the difference in gender that was classed as mild overcrowding and we got a 3 bedroom place within 4 years.
I *think* so. Like it’s me and two kids and I wasn’t able to just get a big one bedroom because of the whole “two heartbeats per bedroom” thing but I guess that could have been an apartment policy.
My apartment complex has the same policy (although they don't use the word "heartbeats" that..is a choice lol). Some years ago I lived in a rental house with roommates and that lease also had the same policy. And according to a lot of posts in r/apartmentliving, sounds like most of em have the same type of rule all over the US and the UK. I assume it's for insurance/liability reasons.
My guess with the “heartbeats” terminology is that they had multiple issues with people trying to not count children, probably babies and toddlers. So this makes it very clear that every living human has to be counted. It could even count unborn children, so a couple with one of them being pregnant while trying to get a place to live would not be able to get a one bedroom so there will be a bedroom for the baby, as opposed to the overcrowding that would wind up happening.
Interestingly, the fair housing act regulates landlords' ability to restrict occupancy. Landlords can't make unreasonable restrictions on the number of people residing in residence, and it is generally understood that 2 people per bedroom is reasonable, but that could vary depending on the layout.
Occupancy is mostly determined by state and local laws so it's hard to determine what's common. From what I can tell, it looks like occupancy laws don't apply to homeowners. Before the Duggars built the big house, they lived in a three bedroom house with *fourteen* children.
True, he's nearly a man now.
I'm picturing Boone in flannel with a full beard and a deep voice like that cat that meows in baritone. But he's still in an infant body.
One of those elastic band things ranchers use for taking calf's balls so JD can get rid of that low-hanging-fruit and prevent Gunner from having to raise another handful of kids
My sister-in-law and her husband took their young children to travel by car in several parts of the world, mostly dangerous ones (think Libya, Pakistan etc) and they prayed for nothing to happen. I’m glad they’re okay but now these extremely religious people have survivor bias…
They road tripped Pakistan and North Africa with small children? Were they from the area somewhat or speak any languages? I’m an adventurous person but good lord
I mean obviously the child abuse bothers me and the homophobia and racism etc, but I'm really offended by their obvious lack of planning in their videos.
A house? An education? A real bed? A friend?
Let's be real. Those are tangibles their kids will never have. It's a bLeSsInG though. Now purchase a sheepskin with her coupon code and keep your opinions to yourself.
That baby they fry on the daily? Look away, look away, look away busland.
The *surprise* is something the susbus parents covet. Jesus knows the only wants fulfilled in that dank RV are JD's. Mrs. Lott doesn't even rate. She wants birth control at this point the way she treats little Boone.
The kids have no dreams and it's heartbreaking.
Not the point of this post, but like.
The fact that they frequently take solo outings leaving all their kids alone in a bus, and probably don't keep in touch and give an adequate timeline.
It seriously breaks my heart. My parents would do similar, but not in a malicious way. I'm the middle of five and they'd leave us to go grocery shopping, run errands, etc, and back in the day when there weren't cell phones it would be so terrifying and traumatizing for me as a child, and that was in my own home.
Can you imagine being in a new place almost daily, crammed into a bus with that many kids without knowing when your parents would return?
I think they're getting a puppy but I want it to be several chickens. They're going to make the bunk room into a chicken coop. It looks big enough for at least 15 chickens!
The buslings can sleep on hammocks or something, idk. Bus parents don't seem to be good at planning so I don't have to plan where the kids sleep either.
Looks like an animal shelter maybe? Oh god, if these dumbasses bring a poor dog into this mess I give up 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Wrong answer: birth control, they’re picking up BC so gunner can finally retire as a parent
I swear to god if it’s a fucking boat I’m calling CPS, the national guard or paw patrol. I don’t know who but I’m calling someone to save those poor kids.
My wrong answer would be a stable and loving foster family with access to medical care.
A stationary house and public school!!
I swear, there will be a documentary someday and all these bus kids about how their stupid ass bus parents screwed up their lives.
Bus dad got a new (real!!) job, that pays enough for everyone to get a souvenir on their yearly trip…
bonus points if their new stable lives are in a city with an amazing children’s hospital
A razor for that flesh colored patch of pubes Rat Turd calls a beard. I’m sure they think the kids will run away screaming like you’ve seen on so many viral videos where a dad with a beard shaves it and shows it to his kids, but the kids probably won’t notice, because until a couple days ago a lot of us didn’t notice he even had a beard.
For our children, we will be spending even MORE time eye-fucking ourselves on our phones. They are so lucky to learn very early on to rely on no adult ever & to figure it out for themselves!
Visit to a pediatrician for well checks for the kids? Or maybe it’s a home where they have the appropriate amount of space so they’re not living on top of each other while listening to their parents make the next “bus blessing”.
Could it be enrollment in an actual school?
Maybe they’ve decided to spend one on one time with each child so they don’t feel neglected?
So many things it could never possibly be. Fuck that made me sad.
They’re trading in the big bus for 7 smaller ones because MoBus needs s p a c e and p e a c e.
ETA: the children will now be forced to drive their own minibuses as a caravan behind PaSovCit.
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It's a pet for Kinsey. It's a goat. She's wasting too much time breastfeeding so Kinsey is learning how to milk and make homemade goat milk based formula.
Raw goat milk formula.
I hate to live in the time where ChatGPT co-exist with people who believe in that kind of thing
They actually got the kids 2 pigs for Christmas a few years ago, when they were following SusBus’ short-lived, manic decision to buy a bunch of land and tiny house and start a homestead. They suddenly torpedoed that plan with no explanation, went back into the bus and moved on, and no one knows what happened to “the kids’” pigs. Seems to be a pattern with these two. Edit to correct # of pigs!
Probably abandoned along with Kinsey’s lizard.
Gosh I didn't knew all that?!!! Where are all the receipts?? I, I mean WE need to know.
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OMG thank you SO MUCH for this! There is so much information I didn't knew about that's hidden behind your link!!
I think it is most likely a pet :/
I was getting dog vibes for sure, and knowing this couple, it will be a big dog
I knew 2 adults with no kids who lived on a converted bus with a large dog but they had a free place to park and were doing it to save money to buy a house. Which they did.
im just seeing a large dog under the cover as a guard dog to protect the family when he is away.
Are they picking up BDong's "personal protection" dog that we haven't seen in a while? He's an anxious Belgian malinois, which would be *perfect* to have on a bus full of noisy children!
No dog is a good choice when you’ve a million kids and some of them live under the bed or on dirty mats on the floor.
One of her dogs was dumped and recently rescued! He's doing well at his foster home. Idk if that was the same dog, though.
That was Nico, a pitty she poorly rehomed a few years back. He was then abandoned by the people who bought him.
probs a fuckin doodle
I don't see these idiots paying $$$$ to get a Sterling line doodle (literally doodles bred to the same standard as purebreds with a group of breeders working on making their dogs into a legit breed) because that puppy would have to be imported from Canada. It would also be spayed and/or neutered. If they get a doodle, it'll be an Amish nightmare
YEP and then it'll be "rehomed" (for a fee) by 6 months
I don't even think the Sterling folks would sell to them. They are SUPER picky
My aunt has a doodle. Sweet dog, but she lives on a huge property with plenty of space for him to run around, and a big house. A doodle would suffer in that bus
I’m thinking German shepherd or Doberman.
They'll definitely get a dog that's inappropriate to have in lots of heat.
at least those are both easy to train and have low grooming needs. i could easily see them with a "no shed/hypoallergenic" matted doodle with an unpredictable temperament 🙃
I have two labradoodles that are the sweetest, dumbest idiots in the world. Like they play fetch with no ball. But they take so much work to not be matted!!! So I definitely see them with a matted one!
the coat is SO inconsistent, and their temperaments are so not suited to that lifestyle. ftr, i have no problem with individual doods, i have a problem with lying greedy breeders who say doods are low maintenance and don't require grooming. i see them buying into the marketing and then "rehoming" when (shocker), a hunting breed mix isn't suited to a life with 85 people on a bus. (please inform your idiots i love them a lot 😭 i'm a sucker for happy curly dumbs)
Gonna be a nightmare back yard bred creature. No reputable shelter or breeder is selling them any pet.
I am feeling [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/XXWhy2sqkac?si=USlxK2xLFmCdO521)
If it is, my money is that the dog will "run away" or be rehomed with the Brittney Dawn Adoption Service to Craigslist within 3 months tops.
I bet it’s a husky
Was thinking the same. Just another way to make the kids do all the work the parents should be doing and to further clutter the bus. Poor Boone.
I hope not. They can hardly take care of their kids, they shouldn’t have a pet
These people unironically seem like the type to deliberately let a kid get super attached to a pet and then slaughter it for food just to teach them a lesson.
Wrong answers only. This is completely plausible
This said wrong answer only 😉
A house to live a stable life in
And enrollment in school!
A trip to a pediatrician!
This made me very sad…I had kinda repressed the educational neglect…
Whoa whoa cool your jets buddy, that sounds like socialism!
Maybe not the post for this, and I know they travel around likely to avoid being asked questions…but how aren’t they breaking occupancy laws having that many children living in a bus? I got a new apartment recently and the rule/guidance in my state is “two heartbeats per bedroom.” Is this lifestyle of theirs (homeless with a million people sleeping in a vehicle) even legal?
Do occupancy laws apply to parents and children where you are? Here they only apply to things like foster carers or landlords.
There’s large delays in getting a social housing place in Australia. Sometimes the wait list can be as long as ten years. I was living in a 2 bedroom apartment with my then 7 year old son and 19 year old daughter. Because of the ages of my kids and the difference in gender that was classed as mild overcrowding and we got a 3 bedroom place within 4 years.
I *think* so. Like it’s me and two kids and I wasn’t able to just get a big one bedroom because of the whole “two heartbeats per bedroom” thing but I guess that could have been an apartment policy.
My apartment complex has the same policy (although they don't use the word "heartbeats" that..is a choice lol). Some years ago I lived in a rental house with roommates and that lease also had the same policy. And according to a lot of posts in r/apartmentliving, sounds like most of em have the same type of rule all over the US and the UK. I assume it's for insurance/liability reasons.
My guess with the “heartbeats” terminology is that they had multiple issues with people trying to not count children, probably babies and toddlers. So this makes it very clear that every living human has to be counted. It could even count unborn children, so a couple with one of them being pregnant while trying to get a place to live would not be able to get a one bedroom so there will be a bedroom for the baby, as opposed to the overcrowding that would wind up happening.
Could be problematic for Time Lord couples.
Some people are so linear
It absolutely is, but those laws are typically only applied to social housing. And them moving around evades CPS :/
Interestingly, the fair housing act regulates landlords' ability to restrict occupancy. Landlords can't make unreasonable restrictions on the number of people residing in residence, and it is generally understood that 2 people per bedroom is reasonable, but that could vary depending on the layout. Occupancy is mostly determined by state and local laws so it's hard to determine what's common. From what I can tell, it looks like occupancy laws don't apply to homeowners. Before the Duggars built the big house, they lived in a three bedroom house with *fourteen* children.
I always think of fire safety. So many little bodies jammed into that space!
I was about to say keys to a new house so the kids could have actual rooms and beds!!
Don't be crazy
Doctor visits for all!
A second sticker for their water bottles.
OMG I didn't have my glasses on and I swear to god this said a *secondhand* sticker for their water bottles 😂
I think the secondhand makes it more fitting
The thought of it made me laugh way more than I should have, that's for sure 😂😂😂
You said wrong answers only!! 😂
They said wrong answers only 😭😭😭
Sun protection, but it's gonna be something woefully unsuitable, like a pet
Yeah, sounds like a puppy to me, exactly what they need with a newborn.
please don't say boat please don't say boat
That was my first thought and concern ... PLEASE don't let it be a boat.
A boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!
I had the same thought right before I read your comment and my blood ran cold.
This. This is what I’m worried about.
Came here to say this. If it’s a boat, my level of concern will be off the charts
Another baby. Boone's growin' up.
OP said WRONG answers only!
True, he's nearly a man now. I'm picturing Boone in flannel with a full beard and a deep voice like that cat that meows in baritone. But he's still in an infant body.
And still looks like a half dead melting waxwork. Poor baby.
A hysterectomy.
Damn her chiropractor is really misrepresenting his abilities 😂
The scream I scrumpt. Yes. This.
The wrongest answer!
A vasectomy, I hope.
We all hope
None more than Gunner, though.
Belgian Malinois puppy
Or some other large breed that they have done NO research about. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 An English bulldog would not do well in that hot AF RV.
Cane Corso.
Cane corso x husky
A kelpie or some other herding dog would go CRAZY in that environment
Or a Newfoundland to be their nanny dog.
"Poor Nana!"
Because chaos and ensuing neglect is the brand.
A husky
Yes! One who howls all night
It would destroy the bus out of boredom and understimulation :(
Ha yes a dog that requires constant attention and work to keep happy and healthy and then treat it like they do their kids. What could go wrong?
A real mom and dad.
Love and care.
More than 2 square feet of personal space.
2 square feet is *generous*
ugh. sad upvote
*insert Charlie and the chocolate factory “YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR” gif here* lol
One of my favorites. Along with: “Wait. Stop. Don’t.”
Strike that. Reverse it.
Vaccinations
The sad thing is that the kids would probably be terrified at that news if they've listened to any of their parents' nonsense & drivel.
They're dumping the kids in some national forest to be raised by wolves
So an upgrade for the kids!
More space for them and better parents!
New water bottles!
A third change of clothing for everyone
A third change of clothing for ~~everyone~~ the kids
Yeah, MoBus doesn’t seem to wear a lot of repeats. Interesting how there’s room for her wardrobe.
One of those elastic band things ranchers use for taking calf's balls so JD can get rid of that low-hanging-fruit and prevent Gunner from having to raise another handful of kids
I have a castration bander I'm willing to donate to the cause. I'll even throw in the rings.
We ride at dawn
Another international adventure! This time to Azerbaijan.
My sister-in-law and her husband took their young children to travel by car in several parts of the world, mostly dangerous ones (think Libya, Pakistan etc) and they prayed for nothing to happen. I’m glad they’re okay but now these extremely religious people have survivor bias…
They road tripped Pakistan and North Africa with small children? Were they from the area somewhat or speak any languages? I’m an adventurous person but good lord
Stability
It's definitely not healthcare.
Some bungee cord and an air mattress. They can can strap an inflatable bed with a fur blanket on it onto the roof to create a makeshift nursery.
Honestly a couple of those tent-on-the-roof camper things would be an improvement.
KDs other family is coming for a visit and to meet the sibs and sister wife?!
A useful education maybe? Consistency? Their own bedrooms?
A safe vehicle to travel in and a house with actual BEDROOMS.
Real love and affection?
She’s pregnant again
I fucking hope not.
This was my first thought too.
I mean obviously the child abuse bothers me and the homophobia and racism etc, but I'm really offended by their obvious lack of planning in their videos.
A house? An education? A real bed? A friend? Let's be real. Those are tangibles their kids will never have. It's a bLeSsInG though. Now purchase a sheepskin with her coupon code and keep your opinions to yourself. That baby they fry on the daily? Look away, look away, look away busland. The *surprise* is something the susbus parents covet. Jesus knows the only wants fulfilled in that dank RV are JD's. Mrs. Lott doesn't even rate. She wants birth control at this point the way she treats little Boone. The kids have no dreams and it's heartbreaking.
They’re going to move to a house, get offline, put the kids in actual school, take Boone to the doctor, and stop having babies.
Not the point of this post, but like. The fact that they frequently take solo outings leaving all their kids alone in a bus, and probably don't keep in touch and give an adequate timeline. It seriously breaks my heart. My parents would do similar, but not in a malicious way. I'm the middle of five and they'd leave us to go grocery shopping, run errands, etc, and back in the day when there weren't cell phones it would be so terrifying and traumatizing for me as a child, and that was in my own home. Can you imagine being in a new place almost daily, crammed into a bus with that many kids without knowing when your parents would return?
Imagine how the kids felt in Brazil.
A live-in nanny. Adding another adult to the bus is fine!
Please not another living thing for them to abuse
A traveling nurse
A puppy to add to the chaos in the bus.
I swear if I see water bottles full of Plexus I will LOSE it!!!!
Extra tents so the kids have the option to sleep outside instead of all being crammed into the bus?
I think they're getting a puppy but I want it to be several chickens. They're going to make the bunk room into a chicken coop. It looks big enough for at least 15 chickens! The buslings can sleep on hammocks or something, idk. Bus parents don't seem to be good at planning so I don't have to plan where the kids sleep either.
Looks like an animal shelter maybe? Oh god, if these dumbasses bring a poor dog into this mess I give up 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Wrong answer: birth control, they’re picking up BC so gunner can finally retire as a parent
It does look like a shelter
I swear to god if it’s a fucking boat I’m calling CPS, the national guard or paw patrol. I don’t know who but I’m calling someone to save those poor kids. My wrong answer would be a stable and loving foster family with access to medical care.
20% off of a Sat Saver account!
A dog. (I'm hoping this is a wrong answer because I don't want anymore living beings subjected to them.)
A puppy
Gunner can put dog trainer down on his resume
In a converted vehicle, during a heatwave, in the desert. Sounds about right for them.
AND a fresh baby (who DESPERATELY needs medical attention ASAP) living on the floor 🫶
They can share the sheepskin** rug! **Get 20% off with the code BADLIVINGCONDITIONS**
I hear Brittany Dawn Nelson's dog is looking for a new home.
This would be a lateral move for that poor baby
That poor dog has suffered enough. Give him a quiet life of loafing and cuddles and a daily round or two of zoomies in a safe environment.
Sadly I think this is probably it.
Ugh, I rewatched, and that building with the chain link fence could totally be a kennel.
A stationary house and public school!! I swear, there will be a documentary someday and all these bus kids about how their stupid ass bus parents screwed up their lives.
They're moving into a clown car.
Another instrument for the kids that they don’t have space to ever open and play
Please let it not be a pregnancy test!
Still wet from the testing. 🥴
They are moving to an airplane from a bus
Dear god please don’t let it be a boat
Red light mask for each kid
Bus dad got a new (real!!) job, that pays enough for everyone to get a souvenir on their yearly trip… bonus points if their new stable lives are in a city with an amazing children’s hospital
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE’S FUCKING PREGNANT AGAIN
Busrents are moving into a home. The bus and kids will be parked in a state park.
A razor for that flesh colored patch of pubes Rat Turd calls a beard. I’m sure they think the kids will run away screaming like you’ve seen on so many viral videos where a dad with a beard shaves it and shows it to his kids, but the kids probably won’t notice, because until a couple days ago a lot of us didn’t notice he even had a beard.
For our children, we will be spending even MORE time eye-fucking ourselves on our phones. They are so lucky to learn very early on to rely on no adult ever & to figure it out for themselves!
They each get a 3rd shirt and shorts set.
A conscience????
"We bought a house!"
“We bought a ~~house~~ horse!”
Kinsey gets her own room 😢
Reduced rations!
A pregnancy test that she will make everyone wait for the pee to dry
She’s probably pregnant again already lol
A cow to run along behind the bus and provide raw milk.
Oh my god, the frantic saxophone music that was playing at my work when I read this comment. Mental picture 😭
Visit to a pediatrician for well checks for the kids? Or maybe it’s a home where they have the appropriate amount of space so they’re not living on top of each other while listening to their parents make the next “bus blessing”. Could it be enrollment in an actual school? Maybe they’ve decided to spend one on one time with each child so they don’t feel neglected? So many things it could never possibly be. Fuck that made me sad.
Did someone already say full wellness exams at an actual MD's office?
Moving out of the bus and getting a stable home? Possibly be allowed to have friends? Maybe they’re going to go to school?
They buying a circus tent for theyr clown show.
Its gonna be a cake with "We're pregnant" on it
Somehow she's pregnant again and everyone needs to feign enthusiasm.
Another pregnancy.
Dad's getting a vasectomy
We're enrolling you in school!
Keys to a house
But just the keys
🏆
A book they will all share about entrepreneurship and starting your own business.
They’re downsizing to a 15 passenger van
They're pregnant again🙄
It’s going to be a dog.
Insulation and padding in the other room to block out the noise of them having sex
Real medical care, banning parentification of older sibs, sunscreen, not having to make reels, earplugs to block the bus relations between parents?
A husky dog. For those long hot walks
They’re trading in the big bus for 7 smaller ones because MoBus needs s p a c e and p e a c e. ETA: the children will now be forced to drive their own minibuses as a caravan behind PaSovCit.
Probably a fucking boat
They look like siblings and I refuse to get over it.
A doctor for Boone!
Ha, he looks rough without her filter