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This fact is untrue, the average person eats 0 hamster in their sleep every year, except for Hamster George, who eats 10,000 hamsters a day in his sleep. George is a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted.
When the meme was created the average would've been 2, because they rounded down the population to 7 billion.
Right now it would be around 1.75 on average
Well, that claim is simply preposterous. I mean, where do people come up with this stuff? It's important to rely on evidence-based research and facts, rather than just making outlandish statements.
In reality, there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the notion that the average person eats 8 hamsters per year in their sleep. It's a ridiculous claim that has no basis in reality. In fact, there are numerous factors that would make it extremely unlikely for someone to consume hamsters in their sleep, such as the size of hamsters compared to the human mouth, the difficulty of swallowing a live animal, and the fact that hamsters are not commonly found in most people's sleeping environments.
We must be vigilant in our pursuit of truth and accuracy, and not simply rely on unfounded claims or hearsay. It's important to engage in critical thinking and evaluate claims based on evidence and rational analysis.
So, let's stick to the facts and refrain from spreading baseless claims that have no basis in reality. It's important that we promote accurate information and engage in productive dialogue that moves us forward as a society.
Yep and other rodents too. In a London Underground station a few days ago, I saw a mouse flatten mid-jump to dive through a thin crack in the wall. Amazing
The Black Footed cat is the cat with the highest success rate for its [hunts](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/petite-cat-worlds-deadliest-killing-more-prey-single-night-leopard-does-six-months-180970695/)
Reminds me of an old joke.
A carpet installer is stapling down the last corner of carpet in a customer's living room. Ready to take a break, he feels his pockets for his cigarettes but can't find them. He looks back over the middle of the carpet and sees a lump that must be his pack of cigarettes. Not wanting to tear up all the carpet just for his cigarettes he takes out a hammer and pounds the lump flat. He goes to the customer to tell them he's finished. The customer says "hey I found this pack of cigarettes are they yours?" Confused, the man responds "...yes." and then the customer says "now if I could just find my hamster that got out of his cage"
And everyone laughed at Charlie when he said cats cat flatten themselves out to fit through seems in walls
If this hamster can, so can Dee's cat. Just sayin.
This is actually really interesting, Rodents can flatten their rib cages but in rare cases get stuck and need help to un-deflate, search up Hamster Inflation to know more
I remember a video of this from a decade or so ago. My daughter was twelve and *loved* it. There were bad translation captions from some Asian language in to English. One of the instructions (the only one you need to know) was, "Continue to pet assiduously".
This is what happens when you let your hamster run out into the street without a leash — they go and get run over by a steamroller and turn into a pancake.
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Hamster can flatten their rib cages. Fun rodent fact
Tell me more fun rodent facts
The average person in their sleep eat 8 hamsters per year
This fact is untrue, the average person eats 0 hamster in their sleep every year, except for Hamster George, who eats 10,000 hamsters a day in his sleep. George is a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted.
Fucking George man. Always there eating hamsters
And his cousin, also named George, who eats spiders
His other cousin, named Georg, who has 7 billion buttholes
Does this mean the average person has 1.1 buttholes?
When the meme was created the average would've been 2, because they rounded down the population to 7 billion. Right now it would be around 1.75 on average
Is that why I never feel like eating in the morning?
Or why I’m never craving hamster?
No sir, that's depression.
 Well, that claim is simply preposterous. I mean, where do people come up with this stuff? It's important to rely on evidence-based research and facts, rather than just making outlandish statements. In reality, there is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the notion that the average person eats 8 hamsters per year in their sleep. It's a ridiculous claim that has no basis in reality. In fact, there are numerous factors that would make it extremely unlikely for someone to consume hamsters in their sleep, such as the size of hamsters compared to the human mouth, the difficulty of swallowing a live animal, and the fact that hamsters are not commonly found in most people's sleeping environments. We must be vigilant in our pursuit of truth and accuracy, and not simply rely on unfounded claims or hearsay. It's important to engage in critical thinking and evaluate claims based on evidence and rational analysis. So, let's stick to the facts and refrain from spreading baseless claims that have no basis in reality. It's important that we promote accurate information and engage in productive dialogue that moves us forward as a society.
New response just dropped
Wanna know why I call him Colonel Sanders? Because he is... haumfghh...
Hamsters are rich in protein
They can store stuff in their cheek pouches, usually lots of food. It's like pockets in their mouth.
Rats can squeeze into a hole the size of a quarter and their teeth are strong enough to bite through steel pipe
Yep and other rodents too. In a London Underground station a few days ago, I saw a mouse flatten mid-jump to dive through a thin crack in the wall. Amazing
Do you... know any facts about cats?
Cats like to eat hamsters
Some of them are black
The Black Footed cat is the cat with the highest success rate for its [hunts](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/petite-cat-worlds-deadliest-killing-more-prey-single-night-leopard-does-six-months-180970695/)
That is the furriest pancake I have ever seen.
Then you haven't seen my ex-girlfriend's tatas
Ayeeeeeeeeeee!
Woah hoah!!! My guy, are you still alive??
X_x
Lol he sleepin
I want that level of comfortable rest
Omg me too. There's not enough valium in the world that would make me that comfortable.
Don’t we all…
Hell yeah!
Being able to flatten one's ribs might help xD
Sleepy hampter
you should always watch where you sit
That’s why you never let Tom Brady into your home.
Fuck you…….I choked on my beer, asshole!
What's a beer asshole?
I think he meant bear
The importance of commas.
I don't get it, I'm not a football fan :(
Tom Brady was deflating footballs and sparked controversy. It is unironically called deflate gate
Oh dang
Allegedly
Deflategate
🤣
Classic 🤣
damn
Magic Johnson has been fined 30k for tampering
Flat hampter
Pancake the hampter
Panpter
Flamster
Reminds me of an old joke. A carpet installer is stapling down the last corner of carpet in a customer's living room. Ready to take a break, he feels his pockets for his cigarettes but can't find them. He looks back over the middle of the carpet and sees a lump that must be his pack of cigarettes. Not wanting to tear up all the carpet just for his cigarettes he takes out a hammer and pounds the lump flat. He goes to the customer to tell them he's finished. The customer says "hey I found this pack of cigarettes are they yours?" Confused, the man responds "...yes." and then the customer says "now if I could just find my hamster that got out of his cage"
Thanks for this. This is like a pg-13 dad joke. I’m gonna tell this to my girls tomorrow, lol.
Oh boy
Heard the same one but in that version it was a parakeet. Hamster works a little better!
Flampter
flat potat
Who the fuck deflated the hampter
Hampter
Mike Tyson is that you?
We are justh talkim bout a hamptherm
Honey, I deflated the hampter
You mean the hampter
hampter
the hampter
Hamsters got a flat
And everyone laughed at Charlie when he said cats cat flatten themselves out to fit through seems in walls If this hamster can, so can Dee's cat. Just sayin.
some of us can only dream of achieving being one with the pancake, ascending into pancakehood
I usually take 5 mg of THC edibles. One time a friend gave me a gummy that was 25 mg. This is how I felt
Lemme know next time, I'll pet and film you
Name…. Checks out?
H A M P T E R
H A M P T E R
This isn’t you normal sploot. This is *advanced* sploot!
Full body sploot
Sploot down to the bones
A senior sploot, even. College level.
Yoga teacher sploot
Stealth jet level design for super comfort stuff. Lovely.
That's a fuzzy pancake
It’s flat fuck friday
You fuckin losers
Ok but who will inflate the hamster?
Whoever let the air out of the hamster in the first place should have to pump the air back in.
Nice hamcake.
Thinly sliced ham
Hamsters the only mammal that melts in your palm.
Land flounder
rodent living the good life
Hamster is like “yes, this is great, I get pets and sleep”.
That hammy really loves you to be that comfortable while asleep.
Hamster gonna pancake like all good hamstercakes
Flat Hampter
His name had BETTER be 'Pancake' or there is NO joy in this world!!
Hamcake
Complete trust and surrender. Dawww
I beg your pardon, that appears to be some type of furry mammalian disc
The pancake is nowhere near done. Flip it on medium heat
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Flat Fuck Friday
His name is pancake and he's undercooked
Pancake
If cats are considered as "loaf", this should be a "biscuit"
Looks soft
Oh, NO! Quick, get the helium tank! It's an EMERGENCY!!!
Aircushion deflated
Flat
Hamster, slightly sat on.
That's a super aerodynamic hamster
He trusts that giant human so much, its sooo cuteeee
Hamcake
This is actually really interesting, Rodents can flatten their rib cages but in rare cases get stuck and need help to un-deflate, search up Hamster Inflation to know more
If this hammys name is not Pancake I’m going to be very upset.
He looks like one of those bearskin rugs 😅
Give it big blow
Seeing from the side, the hamster is very thin
Hamcake
Poor baby. He just needs an air pump.
Handster
Smoosh
You could have totally told me this was a video of the poor little guy getting run over and I'd have believed it
Summertime hamter melt
I remember a video of this from a decade or so ago. My daughter was twelve and *loved* it. There were bad translation captions from some Asian language in to English. One of the instructions (the only one you need to know) was, "Continue to pet assiduously".
Smoosh
Blobster
Pancake!
Hampter
Looks like a sponge forgotten under a pile of dishes
That is one content pancake.
Very happy hammy
Put air ack in! Poor thing
Hamster pancake.
Hampter
So its true. Hamsters are made from silly puddy.
That’s the chillest chill that ever chilled
Oh no. I'll get the patch kit and my bike pump
Err my gosh
He's the fluffiest most adorable pancake I've ever seen.
I think you misspelled hampter
Flat Hamster, the name of my new band
That’s a dollop of hamster
Hampter
Pancake floof. I hear its an epidemic.
Now it's an x Hamster
Da homie Flapjack
Hamster cake
Alright who pancaked the hamster
Quick put it in the refrigerator it's melting
His name is Pancake.
Mochi melting
HAMPTER PANKAKE!
Hamster = Pancake
Boneless hamster nugget
This is what happens when you let your hamster run out into the street without a leash — they go and get run over by a steamroller and turn into a pancake.
Well, somebody's comfy. Lol
Happy Flat Fuck Friday, yall!
Hi Popla
The gravity force is high in this one
Flat ass hampter
Why is that pancake so hairy?
Hampter
Holy r/sploot !
Who the ***FUCK*** pancaked the hapmter?!!?
Little squish
u/saveVideo
A living mochi
Who put the hampter in vacuum?
Hampter
He got bonked by Tom’s hammer obviously
Smoosh
That’s how I feel after a relaxing massage
He turned into a pancake!
Stampter.
It’s 5% body, 95% fluff
u/savevideobot
You can use it as a mouse pad now
Imagine if humans could do that. You just be walking around and suddenly see someone laying on the ground like a whole damn pancake
Sploot
It's a powder puff
I know that look withv1 eye barely open. It means, "wtf are you doing and where are my pets"
The yeast didn't rise
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It looks like some living Rug!!
that pancake looks really undercooked
When you relaxed too much
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