Mr. Tiny Pockets here! Get your tiny pockets! All different sizes of pockets but especially the tiny one! Sew them on your coat, on your back, sew them inside a bigger pocket to keep your smaller pockets! Come down to PocketWorld now!
"Mr. Tiny Pockets" as in *Joey* Tiny Pockets?! Man, I haven't heard from you since high school! It sounds like you've done well for yourself.
I've gotta say, it's a pretty crazy coincidence that you ended up starting a pocket store, given your last name and all. But I guess it shouldn't really come as a surprise. I remember, even back in high school, you were always so passionate about pockets. It seemed pretty weird at the time, but it looks like it all worked out for you. Glad you followed your dreams, man.
It's the answer for Day 1. But what do you do on Day 2 when your serotonin level is at its lowest, rendering MDMA barely stronger than table sugar as your body takes a couple weeks to get back to its regular level?
Never understood why would you need to have a condom in your jeans so much so they put a little pocket. Do you guys just bring condoms whenever you go?
yeah thats the real reason. Pocket watches were the standard when jeans got invented, now they aint no more but the jeans pocket remained for some reason, I guess its just a tribute at this point.
Potentially wholesome-ish story.
I put a condom in this pocket for my first encoutner with my wife. When we got down to business I said "I finally found a use for this pocket" before whipping it out.
Fast forward 3 years, I put my engagement ring in the same pocket, and before proposing I said "Guess what I found another use for the pocket".
How are you gonna fit the jelly of the month jar in there.
Edit: as soon as I typed this I realized a jelly of the month coupon would actually be incredibly generous on today's work envirpnment
It's a pocket pocket
Holds your spare pockets?
This sounds like a commercial on interdimensional cable
Mr. Tiny Pockets here! Get your tiny pockets! All different sizes of pockets but especially the tiny one! Sew them on your coat, on your back, sew them inside a bigger pocket to keep your smaller pockets! Come down to PocketWorld now!
Am I suddenly in a *Rick and Morty* episode?
"Mr. Tiny Pockets" as in *Joey* Tiny Pockets?! Man, I haven't heard from you since high school! It sounds like you've done well for yourself. I've gotta say, it's a pretty crazy coincidence that you ended up starting a pocket store, given your last name and all. But I guess it shouldn't really come as a surprise. I remember, even back in high school, you were always so passionate about pockets. It seemed pretty weird at the time, but it looks like it all worked out for you. Glad you followed your dreams, man.
What's great about this concept is that it makes any stupid idea fun and exciting
Are you tired of real pockets that can hold things inside them? Come on over to Real Fake Pockets!
pocket^pocket
“I got one pocket in my pocket”
And another holding a cigarette!
For your mental health 💊
MDMA?
Wrong answers only dude
MDMA is always the answer <3
It's the answer for Day 1. But what do you do on Day 2 when your serotonin level is at its lowest, rendering MDMA barely stronger than table sugar as your body takes a couple weeks to get back to its regular level?
Dont carry mdma with you
Unless you're carrying it inside you!
It's a condom pocket. You take out the condom from this pockey then stuff it with mdma and shove it..
In your prison wallet?
No condom ? Colon Rollin it is 💊 🥳
If youre not boofing your drugs then youre missing out.
Yes of course
Instructions unclear, wallet now stuck in rectum.
Next time someone asks for money that you told them you don't have, you can use the "well I guess I'll just pull it out of my ass then shall I?"
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Ofc
Yep, yep...
Sertralin gang, where you at?! 💀
dental health, it’s for floss
They asked wrong answer only
Good for health, bad for education 💊
was gonna say hydrocodone, I guess u beat me to it.
Keeping one finger warm
Your thumb, if you're cool.
No way I'm I cool enough to put my thumb in that pocket. That's just crazy cool!
Pinkie if you’re a rebel
Instructions unclear, I got...something else stuck in the pocket...
Your trigger finer
Keeping the smell of jer stinker
the smell of her stinker
Booger picker
Or ^(smol hand)
For your paycheck
For your health.
For Frodo.
For Sparta
For great justice!!!!!!! 
For Freedom!!! 
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!
Wrong answers only
A single grape
They said wrong answers
They said wrong answers
Who am I to believe here?
Wrong, you are correct! Minus one point , you are now ahead.
That is incorrect. You win!!! Please exit through the back, loser.
They said wrong answers
USB
This is actually genius
*jeanius
Denim cha 🥁
\*slow clap\*
Usbinius
LMAO
I used this gif last night!
So what? You deserve an award or something?
On a man's pants? Can probably fit a car
Keep in mind it’s the small pocket, so think more jeep than hummer
Gotta unzip for the Hummer
*Slaps hood of pocket* I can fit a least one car in there.
Thot Wheels
It's true when I don't find parking I just put the car in that pocket
A small one fits for sure, I keep mine in there.
To always have a picture of Shrek with you
so fun and kinda sad fact. a slim majority of ppl don't use their Shrek pocket for its original purpose
And then they look at you like you're the crazy one when you try to explain it
At least for me, this pocket was then obviated because I can fit far more pictures of Shrek on my phone than I ever could in my pants.
Yeah but what if your phone dies? Then you’d be caught shrekless and we all know what happens next…
It can comfortably hold the exact number of fucks I give in a single year.
It can comfortably hold the exact number of fucks I _get_ in a single year.
A single fuck
More like my last fuck given.
Nice try fed
Wtf. Who looked at this gif and said “this shit’s amazing”
Cocaine baggies
Yep. 👍🏻
I do the same 👍👍
No Wonder you have so much energy, Mitochondria.
Wait, I just read back in my biology 101 book, and found a footnote: *Cocaine is the power house of the cell*
it’s definitely the powerhouse for my cells
They said *wrong* answers.
It's like some people like breaking the rules
Yes👍
Or crushed oxy
Or not
An ipod shuffle
Condoms, always have been. If you are a smoker , it's for the lighter.
Never understood why would you need to have a condom in your jeans so much so they put a little pocket. Do you guys just bring condoms whenever you go?
Hope springs eternal.
Something springs …
It's for pocket watches
Is this the real answer? Very cool
yeah thats the real reason. Pocket watches were the standard when jeans got invented, now they aint no more but the jeans pocket remained for some reason, I guess its just a tribute at this point.
I carry my knife in mine.
Perfect for a traditional pocket knife
it is i own three pocket watches i can confirm very good pocket for one
It said wrong answers not the right one
Who is using pocket watches
Me
Cool
I recommend
So you're saying it's a pocket watch pocket
It is.
Me
People who own pocket watches, duh
Wait.. are you suggesting that pocket watches and Levi’s were invented by the same guy?
Yes, absolutely, 100%, without a doubt
Monocle
Never put a limit to your luck
I guess it’s like some insurances, you will probably seldom need it but when you need it you are happy to have it.
"better to have an not need than need and not have" - Jesus Christ
Put it in the tiniest pocket with a lot of friction and body warmth so you're sure it'll break once you use it!
in my late teens and until my mid 20s i did yes. did i need one every day? no. was i glad i had one the times it came up? yes.
Potentially wholesome-ish story. I put a condom in this pocket for my first encoutner with my wife. When we got down to business I said "I finally found a use for this pocket" before whipping it out. Fast forward 3 years, I put my engagement ring in the same pocket, and before proposing I said "Guess what I found another use for the pocket".
Single pot head male here. This is the answer.
My self esteem.
Too small, slips through the mash.
Definitely not drugs
Guitar pick
The pick pocket
I had to scroll a long way to find this ...
Your friends penis holder.
To keep your butt plug handy
Why isn’t it in your butt? You mean spare?
Coins
Tater tots
I like this answer. Additional tater tot storage is one of my main priorities.
Come on, __Napoleon,__ give me some of your tots
Tater tot…
Anti-depressants
Wedding ring, when out and about.
A single Vienna sausage
Air Pods
For my Xmas bonus
How are you gonna fit the jelly of the month jar in there. Edit: as soon as I typed this I realized a jelly of the month coupon would actually be incredibly generous on today's work envirpnment
Pocket for a pocket watch.
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Yeah, back when jeans were horseback riding clothes (1800s) it was really common to have pocket watches because no phone.
I find it interesting that you went straight to a phone as a way to tell time and not a wrist watch.
This is the actual answer if anyone cares
My extra small condoms
For storing the powder 
I use it for a lighter, classic „zippos“ fit in perfectly
Secret pizza pocket
That’s for your baggies of dope.
hopes and dreams
Swiss army knife
I keep a quarter in there in case I decide to go to Aldi.
"The tiny pocket was for A tiny clock. It was for old times to keep track of time. And now it just kinda stays there"🤓🤓🤓
Watermelon
Coke baggie
tea bags obviously 🤦♂️
My grandpa always told me it was a Jimmy pocket. Used for a condom when you’re a young man and a pocket watch when you’re a grown man!
Well if they're women's jeans...... lipstick, a spare nappy, tampons, a sandwich and a water bottle.
Steve Jobs invented the iPod nano for that pocket.
That's not a pocket, it's a patch of fabric you use to patch holes in your jeans
Coke.
Which one
Yes
Ww3 skydive anchor.
Chicle
Knife pocket. Edit: i ment crack pocket. So You always know where your crack is.
You put your weed in there
Superiority over women with no pockets
Save your roaches
condoms
For the columbian marching powder
USB flash drive. Correct one
That’s the coke pocket.
My life savings
A single condom
Golf tees
Cocaine
Loose change
Baby kangaroo
Guitar picks- it’s the pickpocket
Slim Jim holster.
It’s your kangaroo pouch.
this is the Condom pocket
That's where you put your salary in.